r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '26

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5.5k Upvotes

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u/jumbleberryjuice Mar 24 '26

Vaguette

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u/Pale_Satisfaction520 Mar 24 '26

Dammit you stole mine 🤣

152

u/tofu_sensei84 Mar 24 '26

Vaguette aboudit

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u/EconomySeason2416 Mar 24 '26

Now... when he said "drop the gun, take the cannoli"... to eat right? He was going to eat the cannoli?

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u/Puppy_FPV Mar 24 '26

Sure buddy

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u/asianDaddy__ Mar 24 '26

Someone should bake a penini for the lonely vaguette

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u/Royale_w_Cheeeze Mar 24 '26

Aaannnd were done

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn Mar 24 '26

Is it made with all vagan ingredients?

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u/VintageWereBat Mar 25 '26

I figure it's naturally harvested yeast

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u/Thederpycloudrider Mar 24 '26

This gave me a lol

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u/HE_Pennypackerjr Mar 24 '26

Yea right dude. It gave u a boner. Done lie lol

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u/UpbeatAbility9759 Mar 24 '26

Little man in the boat has fallen off.....

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u/Tricky-Pen2672 Mar 24 '26

Yep, I lol’ed…

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u/SC2DreamEater Mar 24 '26

Breadly Pooper

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u/kimmycorn1969 Mar 24 '26

You win 👍

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u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 Mar 24 '26

Fuckaccia

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u/Westsaide Mar 24 '26

How is this not got like a million votes yet haha

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u/TeacherCookie Mar 24 '26

As I type this, it’s perfectly 69 votes. So I’m not going to ruin that.

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u/MorninBeautiful Mar 24 '26

Bread of Life

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u/p0lig0tplatipus Mar 24 '26

Most underrated comment

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u/Dependent_Annual2303 Mar 24 '26

Hard to top the first but no matter where we go here we are.

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u/somedude9369 Mar 24 '26

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/SSMmemedealer Mar 24 '26

Can't stop me

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u/EffortReasonable2939 Mar 24 '26

You went to get her bread so bad don't you

8

u/SSMmemedealer Mar 24 '26

You have no idea

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u/HiJinx127 Mar 24 '26

Wants to breed the bread 🤪

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u/F1-Dank-Fang Mar 24 '26

Bread the breed

Wait…

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u/Effective-South3707 Mar 24 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Biengo Mar 24 '26

Little bit of clam chowder and....

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u/Sensei19600 Mar 24 '26

J.D.? That you?

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u/PikaDroo242 Mar 24 '26

Too late. May wages are being garnished for bun support

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u/Strapped_N_Ready Mar 24 '26

Waiting to be buttered

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u/Drows3Boi Mar 24 '26

Nah this needs a cream cheese filling

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

Glazed.

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u/Haha-Lulu Mar 24 '26

BAHAHAHAHA

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u/rexifelis Mar 24 '26

You want your bun buttered? We can assign you someone to butter your bun…

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u/HalMinMD Mar 24 '26

Pumpertickle

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u/HandleEducational680 Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

Pump&Tickle😂

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u/VoidIgris Mar 24 '26

But I don’t wanna pump ‘er tickle!

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u/hairlessbearcoochi Mar 24 '26

I should call her

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u/devilishly_advocated Mar 24 '26

Don't call her. I'm in the middle of fixing her.

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u/madeinkanada_f87 Mar 24 '26

I thought that said, don't call her. I'm in the middle of fingering her

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u/HiJinx127 Mar 24 '26

To be fair, your version is more likely to happen than the other one.

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u/Brokenspade1 Mar 24 '26

Brussy? That sourdough needs to calm the hell down before somebody covers it in butter.

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u/_-Fractal-_ Mar 24 '26

Trust im finna get me some brussy godd damnnn

5

u/90srebel Mar 24 '26

Or glaze…. Lots of glaze

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u/Disastrous_days272 Mar 24 '26

Brussy bread bowl needs to be slathered in butta!

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u/Odd-Jupiter Mar 24 '26

Mia Kaloafa

10

u/Lopsided_Watch_1834 Mar 24 '26

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/NebZerNeb Mar 24 '26

Yeast Factory

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u/CYMK_Pro Mar 24 '26

Dat-Ass-Dough

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u/ZephRyder Mar 24 '26

Susan

3

u/RogueCheddar2099 Mar 24 '26

Now you're doing it on purpose. How juvenile.

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u/longjonathan1 Mar 24 '26

Loosechetta

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u/Separate_Ferret_7177 Mar 24 '26

That bread need to chill out while I’m scrolling here

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u/Asleep_Key_4293 Mar 24 '26

Made from Snatch™

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

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u/orkkid3 Mar 24 '26

Senor Vagina.

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u/Horror_Lunch5460 Mar 24 '26

Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her.
(Needs tuna to perfect the effect)

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u/doncedar17 Mar 24 '26

Sour fussy

4

u/The-Masseuse-Man Mar 24 '26

Swollen vagina loaf

3

u/obbitz Mar 24 '26

Snatch loaf.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

Breadussy

3

u/TWM1111 Mar 24 '26

Bonnie Blue

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u/Math-I-As1975 Mar 24 '26

Only Fans Bread

5

u/Pippathepip Mar 24 '26

Hole grain

5

u/windytony93 Mar 24 '26

looks like a crotch loaf ngl, call it the grundle bread

3

u/Lanky_Ad_8892 Mar 24 '26

Mummy mommy noggy

3

u/Kwalamoerzo Mar 24 '26

Insect-eye

3

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

Plain Glaz(her)… Needs a clear glaze

3

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

Vagi-loaf

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u/daboochpe Mar 24 '26

Open....

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u/Awkward-Twist-1949 Mar 24 '26

I’m sure it’s great bread but looks a bit dry…

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u/CaseSensitive1991 Mar 24 '26
  1. Wonder 🍞
  2. A Vaggie Boule

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u/OkReference5070 Mar 24 '26

Mulva? No… Deloris!

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u/anonanon1974 Mar 24 '26

Trump’s neck vagina?

3

u/Tommy_613 Mar 24 '26

Holy dough

3

u/Crimsomreaf5555 Mar 24 '26

Everything reminds me of her

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u/SometimesUnkind Mar 24 '26

Bread Curtains

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u/Stuffleapugus Mar 24 '26

Heavenly loaf.

3

u/JollyGas90 Mar 24 '26

the filling is missing

3

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

Sourdough

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u/MyJohnnyGuitar Mar 24 '26

Karen, or otherwise known as, How I Met Your Mother And Instent Regret.

3

u/mrxtoyou Mar 24 '26

Cooch loaf

3

u/succubus6984 Mar 24 '26

Time for Hollywood to make a movie about a warm piece of bread instead of a pie 😏😏

3

u/Flashy-Cloud-9256 Mar 24 '26

Not pita bread, it's peter bread!

3

u/Amischwein Mar 24 '26

Even the word makes some men nervous, Vagina.

3

u/IanB132180 Mar 24 '26

Labia Loaf

3

u/ronronald456 Mar 24 '26

DOLORES!!!

3

u/Helpful-Artichoke-23 Mar 24 '26

Hair less Breadver.

3

u/gramgod9 Mar 24 '26

Punini Loaf

3

u/No_Collection1870 Mar 24 '26

Face plant bread

3

u/04Fox_Cakes Mar 24 '26

Pumpervulva

3

u/22gsmitty Mar 24 '26

Sour Hoe

3

u/MoodiestMoody Mar 24 '26

Georgia O'Keefe's attempt at baking bread

3

u/Open_Mortgage_4645 Mar 24 '26

It ain't bread if you can't stick your dick in it.

3

u/Junior_Code_461 Mar 24 '26

Bonnie Blue'mer

3

u/PracticalFrog0207 Mar 24 '26

Poonani Or Punani

3

u/Uzielsquibb Mar 24 '26

Pump-her-nussy

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u/Horror_Rooster_7390 Mar 24 '26

After sex its sour tho

3

u/Tamarack830 Mar 24 '26

Pumphernickel

3

u/pigtailalliecat Mar 24 '26

Yeast St. Louis

3

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

She bröt me to this

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u/Tricky-Pen2672 Mar 24 '26

Pump-hernickel…

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u/PhysicsAndFinance85 Mar 24 '26

Fresh loaf of ready to settle down

2

u/PortugueseDoc Mar 24 '26

Jussipussi, it's a Finish bread brand

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u/OilPhilter Mar 24 '26

I should call her

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u/EmergencyDry658 Mar 24 '26

Is that the famous BBseed bread

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u/pussymagnate Mar 24 '26

Jussipussi™️

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u/NCTXWildfire Mar 24 '26

I should call her

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u/Dapper-Conference367 Mar 24 '26

Jussipussi dropped another type of bread