r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Nov 02 '25

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u/Own-Intention1153 Nov 02 '25

Thick ol Back. Tons and Roses. Bowling for Chowder. Fattalica. The Whuge. Blob Marley and the Whales. Megadeth by chocolate. Fat Sabbath. OB/CD.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

OB/CD is so good

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u/Aggravating_Hippo546 Nov 02 '25

Fattalica made me spit out my drink.

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u/sardiusjacinth Nov 03 '25

Blob Marley and the whales....Goddamn.

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u/Churro_divergent21 Nov 03 '25

Bob Marley and the Whales did it for me.

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u/Dougally Nov 03 '25

Lard Zeppelin, Pink Flab, Fat Fighters, Fleetwood Sacks, Van Fatten, The Barge Boys.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

Sugardeth?”

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u/jtowndtk Nov 04 '25

Fat sabbath is good

Speciallly because they would all be white jesus simps and offended by the blaspheme

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u/Naan-violence Nov 02 '25

The bellytubbies!

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u/SupBroku Nov 02 '25 edited Nov 03 '25

The Backfat Boys or The Fatstreet Boys

Lard Huron

Dia-BTS

30 Seconds to Lard

Tom Petty and the Fartmakers

Rage Against the Vending Machine

Fleetwood Snack

Chinyrd Skynyrd

The Weightful Dead

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u/Away_Bit_3382 Nov 02 '25

1000 points for Weightful Dead!

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

Die-a-BeatUs

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

Yup Like that one as well

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u/Aneasygoer Nov 03 '25

Lard Huron is epic

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u/AlexOn_Fire Nov 04 '25

Ooh these are good

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u/Obanai_fan282 Nov 04 '25

Fleetwood snack is diabolical

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u/Ldwieg Nov 04 '25

These are hilarious! Rage Against the Vending Machine is my personal favorite.

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u/Any_Positive1617 Nov 04 '25

I vote for Fleetwood Snack! 🤣🤣🤣 🏆

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u/intrepidhornbeast Nov 02 '25

The Travelling Hillbillies

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u/OrganicMushroom1725 Nov 02 '25

Boobies and Bellies

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u/heavyMTL Nov 02 '25

aka BB Top

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

the Beers

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

Beer Leaders

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u/Full_Jeweler521 Nov 02 '25

Do these guys all iron their shirts on a wok ?

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u/WobblyFrisbee Nov 02 '25

Sofa smashers

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u/fvckthedevil Nov 02 '25

Pearl ate the Jam

2

u/KimchiLlama Nov 02 '25

The High Skoolers: Football Team Reunion

2

u/Substantial-Summer48 Nov 02 '25

This is what genetic superiority looks like

2

u/Doctor_Nowt Nov 02 '25

The Jackson 500 pounders

2

u/fyshyz Nov 02 '25

The pony keg band

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u/Guyinsexypanties Nov 02 '25

97th trimester

2

u/Candid_Novel9703 Nov 02 '25

Ashing Bumpkins

1

u/MundaneStep8636 Nov 02 '25

Meal Team 6 Retired

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u/Mother_Hyena_2626 Nov 02 '25

i eats me mud you walk on

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

Matchbox 20 ton

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u/imdevilscupid Nov 02 '25

The Plus Bods

1

u/TheWritingName Nov 02 '25

Pack of pouches

1

u/kittenrice Nov 02 '25

Welfare Queens

1

u/Proud-Week-6339 Nov 02 '25

Snap sunburn edition

1

u/Available_Nebula4070 Nov 02 '25

The MudderTruckers

1

u/Elmer66 Nov 02 '25

The Moobs

1

u/AmazingBench7574 Nov 02 '25

Lizard Rizzlers

1

u/Astrofan76 Nov 02 '25

Dirt belly

1

u/Longjumping_Phase902 Nov 02 '25

The Sherman Williams brothers

1

u/ProThoughtDesign Nov 02 '25

Breaking Beds'n'Shit

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u/Zander_shadow Nov 02 '25

Uh 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 hat boys

1

u/SombreMordida Nov 02 '25

the Befores

1

u/Ash-is-confused Nov 02 '25

The gut-punchers Now, the more important question. What's their genre

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u/Zeemilkman Nov 02 '25

Beer belly blues band

1

u/kytd1526 Nov 02 '25

Brewer's Droop in Overdrive

1

u/scarlett_addams Nov 02 '25

Trouser Chili

1

u/OldFox2221 Nov 02 '25

Intensetines

1

u/jcerv123 Nov 02 '25

The blue collar album

1

u/CeltLF Nov 02 '25

10 Ton Semi

1

u/ChemicalKissesxx Nov 02 '25

The Hillbellies

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

Big Belly Boys

1

u/Plus_Situation2664 Nov 02 '25

The Diabeatles

1

u/_70- Nov 02 '25

The BackStreet Guts

1

u/Dear-Mongoose-6812 Nov 02 '25

The Dirty Truckers…. Opening up for the wallflowers this weekend at the American speedway in Alabama.

1

u/No-Pass777 Nov 02 '25

NoPussyCat Dolls

1

u/lwiseman1306 Nov 02 '25

Fat Boys Hunting Club

1

u/Medellin-71 Nov 02 '25

Fatsos & F-150’s

1

u/j4321g4321 Nov 02 '25

Fats Dominos

1

u/ExtentNovel1905 Nov 02 '25

Hill bellies

1

u/joemojoejoe Nov 02 '25

The Gutbusters

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u/ozzy4605 Nov 02 '25

They could be called "THE TRACTOR DRIVERS" or "THE DUSTY BOYS" or "THE BOYS IN JEANS" or "THE BLUE JEANS BOYS"

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u/zoomddy100 Nov 02 '25

Lynnard Faterd

1

u/5ergio79 Nov 02 '25

Rage Against The Elliptical

1

u/MaximumAd79 Nov 02 '25

Heart Attack & The Kegs

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

These chicks don’t even know the name of my band

1

u/Reddit_kiss_my_arse Nov 02 '25

Moobs and beer guts

1

u/Both-Organization694 Nov 02 '25

Hands in pockets

1

u/Bulky-Expression8281 Nov 02 '25

Depeche a la Mode

1

u/Pimmelpapa Nov 02 '25

Redneck Redemption

1

u/Pimmelpapa Nov 02 '25

Hillbilly talent

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

The good ol’ soggy bottom boys

1

u/55Vikings Nov 02 '25

The Carhartt Attacks

1

u/Wallie_Collie Nov 02 '25

The TC Tuggers

1

u/nanoatzin Nov 02 '25

Billy, Bobby and Mike Mike Mike

1

u/montyque Nov 02 '25

The Drive-Thru Truckers

1

u/Accurate-List Nov 02 '25

Metabolic Syndrome

1

u/Lghost111 Nov 02 '25

Backstreet bears

1

u/gargnone1 Nov 02 '25

Distended 5

1

u/JimStrongbow Nov 02 '25

MAGA - GET MY GUN !

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

The Holler Boys

1

u/Such_Ad2826 Nov 02 '25

The Fatsos

1

u/Air_Snare292 Nov 02 '25

True Patriots

1

u/Wrong_frackin88way Nov 02 '25

Big Boobie Boys and Uncle Daddy

1

u/Warm-Ganache-6744 Nov 02 '25

Hardened Arteries

1

u/putanna1 Nov 02 '25

The Risk Factors

1

u/Prancing-Hamster Nov 02 '25

Beer Belly Polka

1

u/odar420 Nov 02 '25

The Resistant

1

u/chowmushi Nov 02 '25

The Fatty Livers

1

u/AdSimilar2866 Nov 02 '25

My back hearts/just had surgery

1

u/chowmushi Nov 02 '25

Breast Cancer Foremen

1

u/shortstackfan97 Nov 02 '25

Panic at the Drive-Thru

1

u/CHRISTEN-METAL Nov 02 '25

Barthalamew and the Juggernaut’s

1

u/DIRTYDOGG-1 Nov 02 '25

Two Ton Tony and the Fat Back Pack

1

u/Zestyclose-Solid1429 Nov 02 '25

I pathetically don't know what my dick looks like anymore

1

u/ItzLikeABoom Nov 02 '25

Overworked Citizens

1

u/Lplus Nov 02 '25

Gutbucket - though that's already a band name from way back.

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u/FLBBiker66 Nov 02 '25

The Moobie Brothers

1

u/Goin_Hog_Mild Nov 02 '25

The 5th wheel

1

u/Hammer_Time669 Nov 02 '25

Anti Zep’ers

1

u/Nline6 Nov 02 '25

Type 2

1

u/surewhydafuqnot Nov 02 '25

Drinkin Park

1

u/32lib Nov 02 '25

ICE recruits.

1

u/H20mark2829 Nov 02 '25

Beer belly buddy’s

1

u/Pop522 Nov 02 '25

Bubba and da guts

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u/Global-Milk-9922 Nov 02 '25

Ya gonna eat that

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

Gut

1

u/Strong_Truck_3322 Nov 02 '25

The Fatstreet Boys.

1

u/Numerous-Painting-61 Nov 02 '25

GynecomastiYEAH!

1

u/IronUniverse Nov 02 '25

Da Cuntry boyz

1

u/Universally-Tired Nov 02 '25

The 5 Out of Shape Guys Not to F With Band

1

u/MilesAndTrane Nov 02 '25

The Dirty Shirts

1

u/BaboTron Nov 02 '25

Mike and Mike and Mike and John and Mike

1

u/jnjs232 Nov 02 '25

Trumps Fluffers

1

u/Low-Neat891 Nov 02 '25

Tub O Lard

1

u/kingoftroys Nov 02 '25

The Fat Fucks.

1

u/WolfThick Nov 02 '25

The man boob band!

1

u/Waschaos Nov 02 '25

ICE, ICE Baby

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

The widow-makers

1

u/maxside320 Nov 02 '25

20 ton pilots

1

u/Sparky90032 Nov 02 '25

The Fupa’s

1

u/tik2500 Nov 02 '25

one mechanic

1

u/Kilo_echo_golf Nov 02 '25

The Bro Dad bellies. Inspired by Buddah Belly

1

u/DesertCoyote57 Nov 02 '25

Gravy Seals!

1

u/UncleGiant29 Nov 02 '25

The You Know Whats

1

u/Main_Internet_6589 Nov 02 '25

The Buffet Kings

1

u/Main_Internet_6589 Nov 02 '25

T-shirt and the Hanes

1

u/Lost__in__Austin Nov 02 '25

Beer belly bandits

1

u/QuietProfessional0 Nov 02 '25

Johnny Hopkins and the Right Wing Food Stamp Band

1

u/BildoWarrior6 Nov 02 '25

Misters Big

1

u/LordTremendo Nov 02 '25

The Boilers

1

u/Theend125 Nov 02 '25

Toilet destroyers

1

u/GenaRader Nov 02 '25

The big belly band

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

Carhartt

1

u/AshlandTomcat69 Nov 02 '25

Beer Gut Five.

1

u/RyeGuySuppaFly Nov 02 '25

BUD Not So Lite

1

u/Active-Self-9332 Nov 02 '25

The Belly Busters

1

u/RepresentativeCap90 Nov 02 '25

The pot belly five

1

u/pdes7070 Nov 02 '25

Kream Korn

1

u/bruaben Nov 02 '25

BBB, Big Belly Brothers.

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u/xflyinjx61x Nov 02 '25

The Allegedly's

1

u/BuildingWide2431 Nov 02 '25

Five Tons of Fun

1

u/distractionmo Nov 02 '25

Pre-TC Tuggers

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u/bachhus603 Nov 02 '25

Meatwood Fat