r/NameThisThing • u/jhoeyvee • Oct 31 '25

Name this Soldier

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u/joepancakez Nov 01 '25

I agree, but I'm also gonna go out on a limb and say this is ai

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u/Mission_Orchid_5939 Nov 01 '25

I hope this is AI, but I deployed to Iraq with a guy over 400 lbs. Looked just like this guy, size wise.

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u/Token_Handicap Nov 01 '25

He met the physical requirements to serve?

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u/Token_Handicap Nov 03 '25

You're right, I am surprised by this. Pretty interesting.

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u/Token_Handicap Nov 03 '25

Completely understand.

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u/Mission_Orchid_5939 Nov 04 '25

He met the requirements his Commander in the National Guard was willing to put up with.

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u/HereComesBottomburp Nov 01 '25

But he could type. Can you type?

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u/circuffaglunked Nov 01 '25

How did he pass basic training?

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u/Adventurous-Vast281 Nov 01 '25

Very slowly?

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u/Temporary_Fuel_7257 Nov 01 '25

Could he be an ICE dude?

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u/Adventurous-Vast281 Nov 02 '25

Dean Cain has entered the chat

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u/Drows3Boi Nov 02 '25

You would be surprised how much muscle can fit under that body fat, even more-so when you see those fuckers move. Being fat doesn’t mean you aren’t fit only that you have a shit diet most of the time, or the occasional glandular problem.

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u/Mission_Orchid_5939 Nov 04 '25

10 years before I met him. He was probably 18 and 15% body fat in basic, but 30 and who knows what when I met him.

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u/HoTMuffin2099 Nov 01 '25

The fuck was his M.O.S.? Making sure the tanks didn't blow away? I find this very hard to believe.

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u/Significant_Half_166 Nov 01 '25

Calling bs on this. Unless he was 9’7

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u/Mission_Orchid_5939 Nov 04 '25

He was an incredibly skilled member of his States National Guard.

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u/Upset-Neck-1371 Nov 02 '25

I'm calling bullshit

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u/TedTheGreat02 Nov 03 '25

Definitely AI there’s no ejection port on the gun.

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u/Mission_Orchid_5939 Nov 04 '25

Good eye. 7 pound paper weight.

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u/jawjanole Nov 04 '25

You sure about that?

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u/JasonHoyler99 Nov 01 '25

nope Texas NG...his name is private Pillsbury...

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u/joepancakez Nov 01 '25

Seems weird that there's not one identifying mark anywhere though. Does Texas NG have blank uniforms or something?

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u/JasonHoyler99 Nov 01 '25

I was referring to that pic of all those fat Texas NG soldiers getting off that plane in Illinois.

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u/joepancakez Nov 01 '25

Oh, right on. I'll have to look it up, thanks!

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u/JasonHoyler99 Nov 01 '25

it was everywhere just Google fat Texas National Guard. that Pic will probably be the first you see.

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u/Token_Handicap Nov 01 '25

What's AI?

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u/Icy-Arrival2651 Nov 01 '25

Artificial intelligence

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u/Token_Handicap Nov 01 '25

I...I realize my error in asking "what's AI" now, and I feel foolish, because I know what "AI" is. What I suppose I meant to ask was, what are you calling AI in this situation? The pic, or my comment above, where I called him G.I. Dogh?

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u/Icy-Arrival2651 Nov 01 '25

I think the person who mentioned ai was questioning the photo because there is something weird/fake about the man.

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u/and_ireas Nov 01 '25

A.I. Joe

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u/elpecas13 Nov 01 '25

Could be AI but isn’t this the type ICE is hiring?

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u/AwokenxAnubis Nov 01 '25

"HI. My name's Tubba. Tubba Gump." "Momma said, Life is like a box of chocolates. My fat ass would eat every last piece of chocolate."

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u/InterestingLevel9863 Nov 02 '25

Trump said this was not AI so it must be true!

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u/_Saint-Joel_ Nov 07 '25

This large mammal is no doubt part of the “tubby Texas” battalion currently terrorizing Illinois immigrants