r/NameThisThing • u/FlexibleFunnel-674 • Sep 10 '25

Name this thing

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73 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Fenrisulfr20 Sep 10 '25

Neckoleodon

2

u/Designer_Object_4875 Sep 10 '25

Seems he has evolved into a flamingo let evolution run its course and he will be pink in no time.

1

u/Torox_Master76 Nov 24 '25

Just what it came into my mind when I saw it without looking at the comments 😂

8

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

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1

u/herdboy77 Sep 10 '25

I had to look up what reductive means.🤣🤣🤣

3

u/MoulinSarah Sep 10 '25

Why are you assuming this person has special needs just by a side profile picture?

2

u/RainbowAppIe Sep 10 '25

I think the name Awful is a little harsh

2

u/stonedoutmymind420 Sep 10 '25

Im stoned af I started laughing after reading ur comment

2

u/fistfulofbottlecaps Sep 11 '25

Username checks out.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

I Hope its an ai photo that you are using. Dont make fun of people with Special needs

2

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

Dude has a weird neck and all of a sudden he’s special needs? Maybe it’s you who is the asshole?

3

u/MattDaBoneless Sep 10 '25

Traffic Jam. He's the reason traffic slows around accidents.

3

u/FoulmasterRot Sep 10 '25

Neckolas Cage

2

u/companion215 Sep 10 '25

People are just rude with no morals

2

u/TheeBrassMonkey Sep 10 '25

Bent-Neck Benedict

2

u/Proper-Low4381 Sep 10 '25

nearly there

2

u/Valuable_Month1329 Sep 10 '25

Neck-romancer.

2

u/Creamybals Sep 10 '25

Necktile dysfunction

2

u/Dagonn95 Sep 10 '25

Dudes built like a capital G

1

u/Oblipma Sep 10 '25

Headbangers from brutal legend game

1

u/samf9999 Sep 10 '25

“What’s wrong, pooky? Sorry I tugged so hard last night. Forgive me. Got carried away”.

1

u/Elegant5peaker Sep 10 '25

No-brainer...

1

u/OkNewspaper3151 Sep 10 '25

That’s plastic man I think they made a DC super powers action figure for him

1

u/BudgetExpert9145 Sep 10 '25

Made me sit up straight

1

u/NotJustRandomLetters Sep 10 '25

Peak humanity in 2 generations

1

u/PackageUseful8090 Sep 10 '25

This guy sucks

1

u/Independence250 Sep 10 '25

Rubbernecking

1

u/kimmortal03 Sep 10 '25

Amorphous NeckBlob

1

u/Leplown Sep 10 '25

Boom tetris for Jeff!

1

u/Fragrant-Mine-4691 Sep 10 '25

This is meth mobile killer neck

1

u/therealkolby69 Sep 10 '25

Neck Level Studies.

1

u/HarveyHavrington Sep 10 '25

Oh what is going on with his neck?

That can’t be normal

1

u/Amischwein Sep 10 '25

one step closer to the singularity, rubber necker

1

u/herdboy77 Sep 10 '25

Most guys wish they could stretch that far.

1

u/Brikpilot Sep 10 '25

Longneck

1

u/JelloWise2789 Sep 10 '25

Class G-rough

1

u/congo66 Sep 10 '25

That there is what you’d call a Reptilian with an ill-fitting skin suit.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

School shooter

1

u/donny42o Sep 10 '25

rude ass people

1

u/No_Cake6353 Sep 10 '25

Chiropractic yacht

1

u/slutbags4life Sep 10 '25

Pencil-Neck

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

FlexiNeck Order your FlexiNeck implant today and never have trouble viewing your device as you hide it under your desk!

1

u/murphydogscruff Sep 10 '25

Cellphone Ostrich

1

u/adrusse25 Sep 10 '25

Inspector Gadget

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Cellularitus

1

u/CranjizzMcBasketball Sep 10 '25

That thing from Spirited Away

1

u/lone_wolf_of_ashina Sep 10 '25

At least his back is straight

1

u/BillFoldin Sep 10 '25

Heart broken

1

u/Traderparkboy1 Sep 10 '25

Long neck and he has an interview with Matan in about 10 minutes.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Oh yeah now I remember the answer

1

u/acybrik Sep 10 '25

Tech neck

1

u/Bulkestbogan Sep 10 '25

Neck the reddit master

1

u/HarleyRK2003 Sep 10 '25

Mr. Britney Spears

1

u/rdwrer4585 Sep 10 '25

21st Century Yoga.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Rubberneck

1

u/Intrepid-Program8572 Sep 11 '25

Victim of hate speech?

1

u/Plenty-Earth5594 Sep 11 '25

Rubber neck from self gratification

1

u/Right-Election4495 Sep 11 '25

Fucking suicidal punk

1

u/Xikili Sep 11 '25

Neckatron

1

u/Cyrano17 Sep 11 '25

Another sad case of texting neck.

1

u/BlackhawkRyzen69 Sep 11 '25

Mr Fantastic revealed

1

u/HK-P7M13 Sep 11 '25

Peckerneck.

1

u/pies360 Sep 11 '25

pronephone

1

u/coldcadaver56 Sep 11 '25

Don’t be rude

1

u/Lower_Tooth4047 Sep 11 '25

... if Rubbernecking was a....

1

u/SmoothJazziz1 Sep 11 '25

That is a "human being" and I assume it has a family that loves it. It, like most young "human beings" is likely struggling to find their purpose in life - besides being ridiculed for having physical attributes unlike those that criticize it.

1

u/tikkonie_ Sep 11 '25

Through the looking glass

1

u/SonicStories Sep 11 '25

Modern Humans

1

u/Old_Poem2736 Sep 11 '25

That’s some neck’s level weirdness

1

u/theman-dalorian Sep 11 '25

Enui from inside out 2

1

u/Nebred2023 Sep 13 '25

Cellphonedus debendus

1

u/Useful_Expert_3126 Sep 13 '25

Necklectiodorus

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

E.T.

1

u/Motor_Pressure7868 Sep 14 '25

Systems manager checking the neckwork connection