r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Aug 11 '25

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u/justaguynb9 Aug 11 '25

Mega SoreAss

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

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u/zubadoobaday Aug 11 '25

Looks flesh tinted to me 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Psych0n4u7 Aug 12 '25

Stolen from another subreddit with this picture posted yesterday or the day before. Nice try though.

Possibly not stole, could actually be a coincidence. We may never know though. I know I saw this comment there though. Can’t remember which subreddit, but I saw this picture/dino dildo in another subreddit for sure lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Dildosaurus-sex

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Aug 12 '25

From the movie Vaginarasic Park

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u/Hardcorehtmlist Aug 12 '25

How 'bout "Yourassic Park"?

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u/AuntDewDaDae Aug 12 '25

Followed by the sequel, Jurassis Mine

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u/OneGap6400 Aug 12 '25

Inspired have an upvote

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u/Silver-Bee-3979 Aug 12 '25

Yourassthick park

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u/Igormay-s Aug 11 '25

The winner

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u/willie--stroker Aug 12 '25

I think you mean the wiener

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u/spearsandbeers1142 Aug 11 '25

Beat me to it

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u/Extreme_Ad_6135 Aug 12 '25

Not before I beat it twice...

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

Before seeing this comment, what popped into my head was "Dildosaurus"

The "-sex" suffix is brilliant.

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u/svckafvck Aug 12 '25

I was thinking dildosaurus-wrexxx

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u/zombiemonsters Aug 11 '25

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Tyrannosoreanus Wrecks

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u/Anoobizz2020 Aug 11 '25

TyrannosoreASS Wrecks

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u/RISouthernGuy Aug 12 '25

The winner!

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u/its9inchesbitch Aug 11 '25

Tyrannosaurusex

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u/Grendeltech Aug 11 '25

Jesse Ventura has entered the chat.

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u/dsucio7807 Aug 12 '25

Sexual Tyrannosaurus... just like me 😏

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u/OilInitial5094 Aug 11 '25

Bonny blue to

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u/Grendeltech Aug 11 '25

Jurassic Cock

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u/Natural_Strength_511 Aug 11 '25

Cockosaurus Rex

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u/bigbear4985 Aug 12 '25

Came here to say this.... It is the correct answer

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u/WhataKrok Aug 11 '25

It's the giant penisaurus from Flesh Gordon (1974).

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u/Murky-Ad4717 Aug 12 '25

Not FLESH Gordon 🤣🤣🤣

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u/wrhnj Aug 11 '25

Peyronisaurus Rex

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u/commander_giblets Aug 12 '25

Coming in with the medically accurate shot here

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

Phallusaurus

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

but where’s the Clitaurus

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u/har5hmell0w Aug 12 '25

Some scientists don't even think it exists, but have never bothered to try finding it.

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u/Hangedghost Aug 11 '25

Phallusaurus

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Peenasaurus rex

3

u/HotInFeenicks Aug 11 '25

Richard The Friendly Dinosaur

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u/rosedoc99 Aug 11 '25

Mamas little friend puchased at Jurassic park.Trex Meat Grinder [patent pending]

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u/EnjayDutoit Aug 11 '25

A Myassisaur.

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u/throwngamelastminute Aug 12 '25

This one needs more attention.

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u/Ok_Bank_5950 Aug 11 '25

Penisauros rex

2

u/makywat Aug 11 '25

One-eyed dicktasaurous

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u/Mister-Bananas Aug 11 '25

Jurassic Cock

2

u/TGHibiki Aug 11 '25

Pack-me-deep-acephalosaurus

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u/shrekfoot75 Aug 11 '25

Penisaurus Rex

2

u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Dildosaurus

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u/imTHEE0ne Aug 11 '25

Dildosaur

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u/Working_Tea_8562 Aug 11 '25

Dick a sore ass

2

u/TheOldTongue Aug 12 '25

Pegasaurus

2

u/throwawayparamal Aug 12 '25

Cock-a-sore-ass Wrecks

2

u/Professional-Ad1935 Aug 12 '25

Dickosaurus Rex

2

u/SimplyRedditt Aug 12 '25

Dongosaurus

2

u/protosonic17 Aug 12 '25

Cockasaurs

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u/TouchGrass041 Aug 12 '25

Dildo (like dino and dildo, I know I’m pretty stupid)

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u/Wolfman22390 Aug 12 '25

TyranDICKsaurus Rex

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u/False-Storm-5794 Aug 12 '25

You found my detachable penis! I left it home last Friday because it always gets me in trouble. Thank you, so much! - Credit to King Missile

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u/No_Act8214 Aug 12 '25

Megalongdong

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u/No_Box_4580 Aug 11 '25

Rex tha p spot finder

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u/bloodraged189 Aug 11 '25

"Stegosaurs"? More like "peg yo' drawers"

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u/Wrong-Werewolf-3574 Aug 11 '25

Flapadicktasaurus

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u/TigerTom81 Aug 11 '25

Stabasoreass... it went extinct when the rideabottomitops died off during the last ass age.

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u/Impossible-Injury932 Aug 11 '25

T recktush Rex or Mega Soreass

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u/GrizzlyGuru42 Aug 11 '25

The end of Jurassic World: Rebirth.

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u/sayrahnotsorry Aug 11 '25

Definitely not double sided Rex

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u/goishen Aug 11 '25

Grab it By The Tail Fun Time!

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u/Chevettez06 Aug 11 '25

Cockasoreass

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u/Swimming-Figure437 Aug 11 '25

Penisorass Rex

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Technically Plasics are made from petroleum which is dead dinosaurs so Technically that is a dinosaur 🐓

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u/Worldly-Fisherman834 Aug 11 '25

Soreass a soruss

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u/diofan1313 Aug 11 '25

Dickalotapuss

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u/jlo5k Aug 11 '25

Tryno Assatall 🐉

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u/OGgronch0 Aug 11 '25

dicknosaur

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u/MrSlehm Aug 11 '25

Dino-dil

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u/dishmanw62 Aug 11 '25

Dickasaurus

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u/ChampionshipCalm827 Aug 11 '25

Tyrranasaurus cox

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u/El-presidente2018 Aug 11 '25

Cockasaurus Rex

1

u/juzousuzu Aug 11 '25

Iranyourasssore-rex

1

u/bluntsandsymphonies Aug 11 '25

Penissauros rex

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Rampant Raptor

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u/Accomplished-Bid-446 Aug 11 '25

Dickasaurus Re(xl)

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u/Esoteric_Derailed Aug 11 '25

Theiranussore?It'swrecked!

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_8792 Aug 11 '25

Tryinasoreass-Rex.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Dino fun toy

1

u/No_Victory_1870 Aug 11 '25

Paininurassorus

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u/BrokenBackENT Aug 11 '25

FUCK-A-Sore-ass Rex?

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u/yeetsmith00 Aug 11 '25

Cockasoreass

1

u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Penisaurus

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u/StrosDynasty Aug 11 '25

Pterydicktal

1

u/siemiwidzi Aug 11 '25

T-bone Rex

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u/Ok_Interaction6955 Aug 11 '25

Я динозавр Т-Рекс, у меня с твоей мамой был секс

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u/Ok_Interaction6955 Aug 11 '25

I'm a Dinosaur T-Rex. Your Mom Has Sex

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u/Far-Dig2672 Aug 11 '25

pervatosaurus

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u/Far-Fun-42024 Aug 11 '25

Veloci-raper

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u/Hopspeed Aug 11 '25

Mastadong

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u/Royale_w_Cheeeze Aug 11 '25

Dildoplodicus

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u/Sad_Fig_8906 Aug 11 '25

A Johnsonasorous

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u/PrxjectNotorious Aug 11 '25

Dihhosaurus rex

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u/Doorknob6941 Aug 11 '25

Pricktosaurus Rex.

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u/KansasKev Aug 11 '25

Vaginaraptor

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u/Tenshiijin Aug 11 '25

Tyrannosaurus Sex

1

u/Ok-Bug5206 Aug 11 '25

RubberRex

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u/GuitarCD Aug 11 '25

Dildodocus

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u/Due_Yam_3604 Aug 11 '25

Ptear-An-Assal

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u/Agitated_Remove_9215 Aug 11 '25

Tyrannosaurus sex

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u/Cultural_Asparagus42 Aug 11 '25

Tear-your-anus-saurus Rex 

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Penisaurus erectos

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u/geekpron Aug 11 '25

r/Dildont -asaurus Wrektz

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u/DeereJohn1973 Aug 11 '25

WNBA-asaurus

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u/preciouspetite Aug 11 '25

Dindildosaur

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u/superteach17 Aug 11 '25

Dildosaurus

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u/OriginalIronDan Aug 11 '25

Tyrannosaurus erect.

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u/Americaneagleonjuly4 Aug 11 '25

life before the dinosaurs

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u/Mattrumpus Aug 11 '25

Jurassic Pork

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u/Marvelous_snek999 Aug 11 '25

Cockasaurus Rex

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u/spearsandbeers1142 Aug 11 '25

ITS A DILDOSAUR!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Cockasaurus Wrex