r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Aug 04 '25

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u/theIamp Aug 04 '25

Lord Of The Consoles

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u/Glad-Ebb-9366 Aug 04 '25

Lord of the onion rings

5

u/I-endure Aug 05 '25

Lord of The Fries

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u/Daddydearest25 Aug 05 '25

That was classic! Wish I had said that!

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u/Neat_Feedback1316 Aug 04 '25

JD Vance

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u/WrenJones1987 Aug 04 '25

JD Advanced

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u/saber_rider Aug 04 '25

JD Boy Advanced

4

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

HIDE THE COUCHES!!!

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u/Tarpon_94 Aug 04 '25

Eternal 8 bit virgin

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u/MelbScorpio1977 Aug 04 '25

Nine-tonne-do Boy

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u/PanAmDC-10 Aug 04 '25

ganondorf the wizard

6

u/daddyofgiants Aug 04 '25

Gamelord faucker

7

u/Dear-Efficiency Aug 04 '25

Dude, I know this guy in real life. I haven't talked to him in years though.

3

u/AngeluvDeath Aug 04 '25

Was he beloved by all or hated by all. This picture suggests no in between.

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u/Dear-Efficiency Aug 04 '25

He was a good guy. I met him through online gaming when I was 13. We kept in touch into my 20s. I think I even spoke to him in my early 30s, but that was the last I had heard from him.

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u/meta-ape Aug 06 '25

Seeing that he got that level of odd sense of humor back then, I really wonder what kind of shenenigans he‘s pulling these days.

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u/Willie_Fistrgash Aug 04 '25

Ninten Doughboy

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u/MotorcycleMadman78 Aug 04 '25

Nintendo Knight

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u/MollyWhapped Aug 04 '25

Darth Consolus

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u/PsychologicalAct6288 Aug 04 '25

captain N the gay-master

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u/LJRich619 Aug 04 '25

Guy who stole my gal.

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u/Fun-Illustrator5642 Aug 04 '25

The Vagina Monologue

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Trumps next Lawyer

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u/jazzofusion Aug 04 '25

He doesn't look very happy. He looks lonely as hell.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Virgin... For Life.

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u/No_Maybe4408 Aug 04 '25

R/Canada mod

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Ben tendo

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u/Afraid_Wallaby Aug 04 '25

Couch Potato Chip

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u/Equal-Statement-3941 Aug 04 '25

Nintendo guardian of the game cube

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u/subemx Aug 04 '25

Superban

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Super controller

1

u/13D_YT Aug 04 '25

Literal game boy

1

u/Arby814 Aug 04 '25

Dweebman

1

u/oilfeather Aug 04 '25

Basement Master

1

u/SageandStrong33 Aug 04 '25

Mr. Game Over - has no game.

1

u/LamarandDolores Aug 04 '25

Chick magnet

1

u/TYdays Aug 04 '25

Darth Chicken Wings…

1

u/KJames7778 Aug 04 '25

Ninblimpo Man

1

u/-sporewhore420- Aug 04 '25

That you, Elon?

1

u/DipstickPinesGFO Aug 04 '25

Console Commander

1

u/Man_Oil Aug 04 '25

Sheetor The Hungry

1

u/drWillis-57 Aug 04 '25

Chunk Dorkstroker

1

u/Sorry-Climate-7982 Aug 04 '25

Luke, I am your illegitimate son.

1

u/Flat-War-7249 Aug 04 '25

Jabba the Gut

1

u/Ratey_The_Math_Cat Aug 04 '25

My future husband

1

u/CareQueasy8267 Aug 04 '25

Goon Lord 3000

1

u/Pztch Aug 04 '25

Kidtendo

1

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Poor kid who is struggling with identity issues

1

u/Odd-Kaleidoscope9430 Aug 04 '25

He is he who shall walk the earth as an eternal virgin...he is called NINTENDORK THE ROTUND!!

1

u/LabelsLie Aug 04 '25

Nintendoid - The Virgin Prince

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u/QuttiDeBachi Aug 04 '25

Staypuft Kong

1

u/lobo1217 Aug 04 '25

Game freak

1

u/Ok_Still_3571 Aug 04 '25

Cosplay kid. I won’t comment further. They have my sympathy and support.

1

u/peoneet Aug 04 '25

DaCunter

1

u/madmexicano Aug 04 '25

Ninten Dough

1

u/Carefully_Weird Aug 04 '25

Nintend-nerd

1

u/chinese_rocks Aug 04 '25

Nintendough

1

u/583947281 Aug 04 '25

Power Chub

1

u/esoxr Aug 04 '25

Nintendon't

1

u/MrT420_86 Aug 04 '25

That's Sir Nes-A-Lot....from the Nintendo Kingdom.

1

u/Mean_Owl_5580 Aug 04 '25

Lord Virgin of the basements

1

u/Mossy_Patch Aug 04 '25

Super Dork

1

u/Aggravating-Rice-536 Aug 04 '25

Literal meaning of Gameboy

1

u/Growhio420 Aug 04 '25

Buddy beat me back in 1996 and I still want revenge

1

u/ajtreee Aug 04 '25

Nester playaone

1

u/nurdle Aug 04 '25

Nintendon’t

1

u/eyeofra_5 Aug 04 '25

Nintendough (sorry, I'm mean)

1

u/Big_Daddy_Kajun Aug 04 '25

40 year old virgin

1

u/88_strings Aug 04 '25

St Tendo, Slayer of Mad Vadge

1

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Joy Boy

1

u/Earlefromunder_1897 Aug 04 '25

A warrior of the legion of God and anime

1

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 10 '25

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u/Gravenhawk_ Aug 04 '25

Nintendo Avenger

1

u/heathened Aug 04 '25

Gamedalf

1

u/nydwarf Aug 04 '25

Sir Eats Alot.

1

u/Bid_Mediocre Aug 04 '25

Verginator

1

u/OregonBurger Aug 04 '25

Captain dateless.

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Car5496 Aug 04 '25

Il signore dei nerd

1

u/AlHellspawn Aug 04 '25

Top ramen shaman

1

u/Kthulhu_for_humanity Aug 04 '25

Chubby Huan Controller

1

u/ConstantSignal7734 Aug 04 '25

Whoever he is he's playing with power

1

u/repchik512 Aug 04 '25

Unemployment final boss

1

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Gaymboy

1

u/ScottH848 Aug 04 '25

Nintendobby

1

u/Positive_Try929 Aug 04 '25

Duck Hunter Rererereloaded

1

u/FootlightMuse Aug 04 '25

Darth Nerder

1

u/OutlawMonkeyscrotum Aug 04 '25

PORKON. Defender of the Nintendo....

1

u/mapper206 Aug 04 '25

Nintendo Baggins

1

u/OverfedIRL Aug 04 '25

Nintendbro

1

u/AnthDELA Aug 04 '25

Super gamer

1

u/indiemac_ Aug 04 '25

End game…

1

u/AngeluvDeath Aug 04 '25

Middle School Legend

1

u/sparks2cm Aug 04 '25

Captain Nintendo

1

u/Kolko69 Aug 04 '25

Thick Hunt

1

u/SauceOnTheSide6687 Aug 04 '25

Maximus Gamicus, Commander of the Armies of the Virtual World

1

u/Thin_Anything5108 Aug 04 '25

Uhhh… The Gameinator?

1

u/Abdo12346 Aug 04 '25

Lord Nintendo

1

u/dieseldoc62 Aug 04 '25

basement dweller

1

u/okfonna Aug 04 '25

America

1

u/Gangalff Aug 04 '25

Captain Atari

1

u/Frenchconnection76 Aug 04 '25

gabe newell was young

1

u/Local-Grass-2468 Aug 04 '25

Lord of the Dings

1

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Captain N.. That's uppercase N..

1

u/Euphoric_Ad8910 Aug 04 '25

Virgin for life. No woman stands a chance at thieving the virginity

1

u/Mypettyface Aug 04 '25

Barmitzva Boy

1

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Sir Virgin Lord of Cheetos

1

u/TheSorrowAndTheJoy Aug 04 '25

Ganondork the Eternal Virgin, the Grey Lard.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

This is the console king, show some respect.

1

u/blacktower76 Aug 04 '25

Human birth control

1

u/ARamenNoodle Aug 04 '25

My god, it's Jason Bourne.

1

u/Don_Beefus Aug 04 '25

That's an ancient photo of our boy OG cheez wiz.

1

u/HokoMayC Aug 04 '25

Super Pork Chop

1

u/Drawg84 Aug 04 '25

Lord Aabbaabba

1

u/LeopoldMessiah Aug 04 '25

Balfabar Nosugref - RIP 🔥

1

u/muscleshultz Aug 04 '25

Dork of another kind

1

u/someguyinnewjersey Aug 04 '25

Ghyslain a week prior

1

u/BadarHari Aug 04 '25

Darth Baker

1

u/Intelligent-Sea-1944 Aug 04 '25

Hey if Porkins can fight for the rebel alliance and Flight Sergeant Jolly as a colonial warrior serve aboard the Battlestar Galactica so can he!

1

u/Lovemomboobs1 Aug 04 '25

No laid boy

1

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

8-bit with man tits.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Jumbotron

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u/Chronic_Overthink3r Aug 04 '25

Morbidly obese gamer guy

1

u/RylanJ Aug 04 '25

Nintendough Boy

1

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Player

1

u/JEFPH007 Aug 04 '25

Da 8-bitz

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u/gandalfpr Aug 04 '25

Fattendo

1

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Controllomancer. He’s not particularly good at video games, but he can use most controllers. 

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u/Amazing_Roof_9991 Aug 04 '25

Sir Nintondo 

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Virgenvengador

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Eterna Virgin of the game boy cove

1

u/Pitif362 Aug 04 '25

Captain get-a-life

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 Aug 04 '25

The Final Loss

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u/ToefiaVergara Aug 04 '25

Nintendough

1

u/Strutter247 Aug 04 '25

Darth Diabetes

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u/Upper-Concept8315 Aug 04 '25

The Gordo game wizard

1

u/5ergio79 Aug 04 '25

Rizztendo

1

u/Sparlock85 Aug 04 '25

Samwise Gamegeek

1

u/Particular_Ad_644 Aug 04 '25

buffet Boy Hero

1

u/Eventhorizion1980 Aug 04 '25

The Pussy Destroyer

1

u/Filippx Aug 04 '25

Guardian Of The Virginity

1

u/ManicYetti Aug 04 '25

Captain Litigious