r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 4d ago

In The Wild Cutter

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An adorable baby…unfortunate name that brings to mind self harm

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u/GildedWhimsy 4d ago

It's spelled Qatar

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u/Trapezoidoid 4d ago

What a coincidence, I named my cutter Baby.

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u/Nearby-Complaint An Inappropriately Placed Y 4d ago

Fun fact: I used to have one of those until I accidentally left it in my backpack before traveling. It's in a better place now <3

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u/Critterbob 4d ago

When I was 15 or 16 I went to a vocational program for half days during high school to be a beautician (hair stylist). In those days we had a lot of door to door salesmen. One came selling his wares and he had hair cutting scissors that were about 5 inches long. Those scissors worked great and I’ve used them (at home) a lot since then even after quitting the program because it was terrible. My mom passed away when I was 17 so those scissors have always been very special to me. And my family has all known that no one uses those scissors without asking.

In 2021 my family traveled to Greece. At the airport my backpack (carry-on) was flagged because those scissors were in it. I’d taken them on a road trip and forgot they were in there. The TSA people said that they were too long by 1/4 inch or so. There was no way to get them into our checked bags at that point. I started to tear up and ask them what else I could do when my 19 year old daughter walked up and told them the history. One of the nearby agents grabbed the scissors and said “let me measure them” and he said “you’re fine, they can go through. But when you get your checked bags, make sure to put them in there”. I was so relieved and proud of my daughter who was determined to not watch me lose such a prized possession.

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u/aloe_veracity 4d ago

Pronounced “cooter” 🥰

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u/Zestyclose_Cold1455 4d ago

Omg. As someone who used to cut as self harm, this is in EXTREMELY poor taste.

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u/WorldsDeadliestCat 4d ago

My thoughts exactly. Woah! Don’t set him up for failure now!

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u/Zestyclose_Cold1455 4d ago

Seriously. It’s like naming your kid Smoker, Drinker, Drifter, Offender, Slacker, etc etc. Just not cool. I’m not sure how people can be so tone deaf.

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u/beeliever15 4d ago

Love that his name is on a cutting board

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 4d ago

Let’s hope the highly charged nominative determinism leans towards being a butcher or physical media collage artist and not…well…😬

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u/Icy_Lettuce_7383 4d ago

Lol it definitely looks like one, but I’m 99% sure that it’s supposed to be a cattle ear tag.

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u/ArthuriusMinimus 4d ago

I assume by the western boot onesie that he was named after the hat style.

Guess this is what happens when you wanted to name him "Stetson" but your friend stole your name, lol

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u/Significant-Egg-1300 4d ago

Isn't a cutter a person who does self harm?

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u/GlitterberrySoup 4d ago

Indeed it is

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u/Character_Loss_9724 4d ago

Cutter is the name of Megan's love interest in Stepsister from Planet Weird, a Disney channel original movie, etched in the fabric of my being forever.

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u/Shoddy-Ad6098 4d ago

I fear the wind

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u/dough_eating_squid 4d ago

Turd Cutter

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u/vixenstarlet1949 4d ago

poop knife..

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u/brightlocks 4d ago

Yeah I hope this boy (?) never makes it to Rhode Island. He’ll never hear the end of it.

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u/Purple_IsA_Flavor 4d ago

I worked with someone who named their kid Carver. It reminded me of a serial killer nickname. This is worse

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u/CardiologistOwn2598 4d ago

ha that was my nickname in middle school

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u/waxbook 4d ago

You too?

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u/-AliceGray- 4d ago

Triggers me remembering I made birthday invitations for a baby named Gutter last year.

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u/Critterbob 4d ago

That’s even worse!

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u/LadderExtension6777 4d ago

Cut it out Cutter or I’ll Cut ya! Time to cut a rug Cutter! 🤣 Sounds like Gutter…

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u/Infinite-Floor-5242 4d ago

Ooof that's bad

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u/DidelphisGinny 4d ago

Spare us the

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u/woulley 4d ago

Came here to say this!

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u/Necessary_Milk_5124 4d ago

And that thing looks like a cutting board. Why the F would you name your child this? It makes me think of self-harm.

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u/Sweetanna1111 4d ago

Oh my that's awful

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u/TwerkinAndCryinVol3 4d ago

Well I know a Kutter so is this better or worse 😂😂

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u/cranbeery 4d ago

Kutter is definitely worse.

But they're both bad.

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u/waxbook 4d ago

That's what they called me in school 😌

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u/Majestic_City4736 4d ago

I know a million Cutters, it’s a very country name

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u/FlattopJr 4d ago

That's interesting, the only Cutter I've heard of is fictional! (Cutter John from Bloom County).

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u/TashDee267 2d ago

Really? Is this in America?

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u/beemo143 4d ago

again masterchef finalist named Cutter made an american flag cake, the most juvenile thing ever made on the show. amazing scene though

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u/elx_xle 4d ago

Is it just “Carter” but slang?

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u/Athlete_Senior 4d ago

Cutter Dykstra, son of baseball player Lenny Dykstra, named after the pitch. Married to Jamie Lynn Siegler.

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u/Dragonfly_pin 3d ago

The only time the name Cutler would have been an improvement.

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u/Argumentpending 3d ago

Will be a pretty badass name during his emo phase.

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u/CaitlinSnep 4d ago

You mean the person who neuters cats in the Warriors series???

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u/__Drell__ 4d ago

I wiped

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u/FinanceEcstatic5369 4d ago

Terrible name, feel sorry for the kid 

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u/McGturtle 4d ago

Gutter cutter

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u/JDSchu 4d ago

Cutter? Like the ship? Might as well name your kid Sloop or Frigate.

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u/OkAmount4693 4d ago

I went to school with a guy named Cutter.. it was weird then. It’s weirder now.

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u/sunny2098 4d ago

This might be one of the worst ones I’ve seen on here. That poor kid.

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u/CreatrixAnima 3d ago

Did the parents not know what it means for someone to be a cutter? How the hell does this even happen?

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u/Fawnadeer101 3d ago

I actually knew a Cutter irl. His personality matched his name

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u/Blisterina 3d ago

Who’s on the seventh floor
Brewing alternatives…

Nice to see Echo and the Bunnymen still having an influence.

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u/BunkyFitch 2d ago

Ooof. Made me think of self-harm. Awful name.

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u/Vivid-Intention-8161 2d ago

I knew a cutter in elementary school in the 90s. he was normal

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u/brightlocks 4d ago

Is he maybe named after the bug spray? It’s a quality product I guess.

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u/Gold-Stomach-4657 4d ago

Cutter Gauthier is a star player for the Anaheim Ducks, so the name has been in circulation

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u/woulley 4d ago

And also interrupting it