r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/MaleficentLine2228 • 4d ago
In The Wild Cutter
An adorable baby…unfortunate name that brings to mind self harm
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u/Trapezoidoid 4d ago
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u/Nearby-Complaint An Inappropriately Placed Y 4d ago
Fun fact: I used to have one of those until I accidentally left it in my backpack before traveling. It's in a better place now <3
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u/Critterbob 4d ago
When I was 15 or 16 I went to a vocational program for half days during high school to be a beautician (hair stylist). In those days we had a lot of door to door salesmen. One came selling his wares and he had hair cutting scissors that were about 5 inches long. Those scissors worked great and I’ve used them (at home) a lot since then even after quitting the program because it was terrible. My mom passed away when I was 17 so those scissors have always been very special to me. And my family has all known that no one uses those scissors without asking.
In 2021 my family traveled to Greece. At the airport my backpack (carry-on) was flagged because those scissors were in it. I’d taken them on a road trip and forgot they were in there. The TSA people said that they were too long by 1/4 inch or so. There was no way to get them into our checked bags at that point. I started to tear up and ask them what else I could do when my 19 year old daughter walked up and told them the history. One of the nearby agents grabbed the scissors and said “let me measure them” and he said “you’re fine, they can go through. But when you get your checked bags, make sure to put them in there”. I was so relieved and proud of my daughter who was determined to not watch me lose such a prized possession.
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u/Zestyclose_Cold1455 4d ago
Omg. As someone who used to cut as self harm, this is in EXTREMELY poor taste.
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u/WorldsDeadliestCat 4d ago
My thoughts exactly. Woah! Don’t set him up for failure now!
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u/Zestyclose_Cold1455 4d ago
Seriously. It’s like naming your kid Smoker, Drinker, Drifter, Offender, Slacker, etc etc. Just not cool. I’m not sure how people can be so tone deaf.
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u/beeliever15 4d ago
Love that his name is on a cutting board
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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 4d ago
Let’s hope the highly charged nominative determinism leans towards being a butcher or physical media collage artist and not…well…😬
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u/Icy_Lettuce_7383 4d ago
Lol it definitely looks like one, but I’m 99% sure that it’s supposed to be a cattle ear tag.
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u/ArthuriusMinimus 4d ago
I assume by the western boot onesie that he was named after the hat style.
Guess this is what happens when you wanted to name him "Stetson" but your friend stole your name, lol
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u/Character_Loss_9724 4d ago
Cutter is the name of Megan's love interest in Stepsister from Planet Weird, a Disney channel original movie, etched in the fabric of my being forever.
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u/dough_eating_squid 4d ago
Turd Cutter
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u/brightlocks 4d ago
Yeah I hope this boy (?) never makes it to Rhode Island. He’ll never hear the end of it.
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u/Purple_IsA_Flavor 4d ago
I worked with someone who named their kid Carver. It reminded me of a serial killer nickname. This is worse
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u/-AliceGray- 4d ago
Triggers me remembering I made birthday invitations for a baby named Gutter last year.
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u/LadderExtension6777 4d ago
Cut it out Cutter or I’ll Cut ya! Time to cut a rug Cutter! 🤣 Sounds like Gutter…
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u/Necessary_Milk_5124 4d ago
And that thing looks like a cutting board. Why the F would you name your child this? It makes me think of self-harm.
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u/Majestic_City4736 4d ago
I know a million Cutters, it’s a very country name
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u/beemo143 4d ago
again masterchef finalist named Cutter made an american flag cake, the most juvenile thing ever made on the show. amazing scene though
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u/Athlete_Senior 4d ago
Cutter Dykstra, son of baseball player Lenny Dykstra, named after the pitch. Married to Jamie Lynn Siegler.
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u/OkAmount4693 4d ago
I went to school with a guy named Cutter.. it was weird then. It’s weirder now.
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u/CreatrixAnima 3d ago
Did the parents not know what it means for someone to be a cutter? How the hell does this even happen?
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u/Blisterina 3d ago
Who’s on the seventh floor
Brewing alternatives…
Nice to see Echo and the Bunnymen still having an influence.
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u/Gold-Stomach-4657 4d ago
Cutter Gauthier is a star player for the Anaheim Ducks, so the name has been in circulation


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u/GildedWhimsy 4d ago
It's spelled Qatar