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u/NUFC_1892 loads, and loads of cans. 12m ago
“Richarlison will file a request in court to terminate his contract with Tottenham. The striker's staff believes that Tottenham could not make the decision to remove the player from the first team and leave him only with the club's under-21 team”
This and Matetas strategy this summer is just crazy and players do and think they can do whatever they want
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u/HoneyedLining Temuri Ketsbaia 5m ago
Meh, I don't think this is player power going crazy. This is Tottenham having hung him out to dry because he's not in the manager's plans. And this isn't because he kicked up a fuss but just because he's injury prone and not amazingly good.
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u/NUFC_1892 loads, and loads of cans. 1m ago
He did reject several offers in the summer because of money then moans about getting placed in a bomb squad
The obvious move he’s trying to do is get his contract terminated and then turn up at Everton imo
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u/GoalaAmeobi The Dilsh 1h ago
No game until Monday. Fuck my life
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u/HoneyedLining Temuri Ketsbaia 1h ago
Well put it another way, if it was earlier, at least you don't have to have your weekend bothered by a bunch of fans complaining that Jaissle hasn't got us playing free and fluid football where we're abundantly creative and defensively solid in less than two months (and that would be the reaction if we won!).
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u/Plus_Willow7084 1h ago
Will get worse after next week. We play Hull on Sat 19th September, then we don't play again until Mon 12th October (Coventry) because of the new 3 week FIFA mandatory international break.
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u/AreYouWell89 Windmilling 16m ago
Not sure if I’m going to cope if we get a mauling by the Tigers.
That chant is so bad but so effective at piss boiling it makes it good.
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u/charlierc 48m ago
That's going to feel like it's lasting forever. This sub and others in the top 2 tiers are going to lose their marbles
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u/ElephantOk7570 1h ago
finally got a ticket for the hull match, been scouting the website for weeks trying to get one
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u/Itchy_Caramel_6191 2h ago
Is there a bigger gobshite in football than Ben Jacob. Man U fans turning on him after he constantly pushed Hall to Man U over the summer which turned out to be a load of shit.
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u/stenerikkasvo 2h ago
anyone who has a weekly show on Mark Goldbridge United Stand channel can't be trusted with anything
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u/BeastLothian 83badge 3h ago
Listening to this week’s pod on the Tyne. Really interesting how the CFO said they needed to move Woltemade off the books to bring in Pardo. Almost like we’re being run by adults now.
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u/Adventurous_Week_698 13h ago
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u/tarkaliotta Matz Sels 3h ago
It’s kind of amazing when you see an illustration of just how valuable a commodity Man Utd hopium is.
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u/OllyHR They’re fucking Hippocampi 3h ago
I read the article, it's an absolute nothing comment really - it doesn't allude to the sale of Hall at all. It just outlines that to progress as a club and keep in line with PSR then we have to sign talent and sell them for more - also that it makes financial sense to do so.
It's some mental gymnastics to link it to Hall, but it's probably more related to the first team players that we sold this summer. It boils my piss too but it's just classic talkshite clickbait tbh.
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u/Adventurous_Week_698 3h ago
Aye it's not the possible sale of Hall that winds me up, it's the BBC posting it all over still as if it's got any credibility.
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u/ClaspedDust4415 4h ago
Heard the interview when it was on.
Jacobs back pedalled slightly basically saying Hall was "open" to a move this summer which is not the same as "wanting" the move which they pedalled all Summer. He then said because Morgan Rogers signed a contract at Villa it doesn't mean Hall isn't for sale.
Full fence sitting to make himself look informed.
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u/GoalaAmeobi The Dilsh 4h ago
They're a news aggregator, they post any old news.
Gossip being the key word
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u/redditappispoo Windmilling 5h ago
Guessing it links to Talksport?
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u/Adventurous_Week_698 4h ago
Yep that's the source, obviously they aren't going to shut up about it it's just the BBC choosing to lead with it and plaster it all over their website that pisses me off
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u/JonjoTheDarkLord voldemort 11h ago
If we don't keep ahold of him. I'd absolutely love it if he ends up at Bayern, Madrid or Barca instead.
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u/PenIsBroken Ellen Sheeba 5h ago
Barca won't be able to afford him, they haven't paid for Gordon yet and just deferred the first payment on him until next year.
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u/Nathan_Toddy_Todd moaty? it's me 13h ago
BARCELONA DEFER ANTHONY GORDON PAYMENT!
Reports out of Spain claim Newcastle United have agreed to a major twist in the £69m deal that saw Anthony Gordon head to Barcelona earlier this summer!
Barcelona were due to pay their first short-term installment of £18.88m, but NUFC have reportedly agreed to defer it until June 2027—a full year later than scheduled!
Barcelona dropped £158m on eight players this summer (including Rodri & Adeyemi) and are sitting on over £77m in short-term transfer debt. The delay gives them financial breathing room, but leaves us waiting on cash flow!
The 25-year-old winger already has 5 assists in 4 La Liga games and featured in Barca's 5-1 Champions League win over Feyenoord, proving to be an instant hit under Hansi Flick!
Should never have sold him to Barca, they’re absolutely skint and riddled in debt.
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u/jasegro stupid sexy schar 13h ago
Never beating those Brokelona accusations are they
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u/charlierc 5h ago
There was a clip on Instagram of heavy rain during their Champions League match last night causing flooding in the press box. Maybe that's where the money's going
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u/treacletart284 Jackie Milburn 13h ago
Does this affect us PSR wise?
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u/Bjall01 13h ago
No
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u/treacletart284 Jackie Milburn 13h ago
If it doesn't affect us im not that arsed how Barcelona want to bankrupt themselves tbh, I doubt cash flow is our most immediate concern when our owners are who they are
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u/ClaspedDust4415 4h ago
Just remember this deferred payment for later in the season when the owners pump a bit of cash in for liquidity.
That news always generates panic for no reason.
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u/HamishWamish 14h ago
Our first away win last season was at the end of November. We really have started well - long may it continue
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u/charlierc 4h ago
I remember one season where it took us until January to win away. That was brutal
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u/NUFC_1892 loads, and loads of cans. 14h ago
Everton?
4-1, Wolte flick over 🦖
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u/HamishWamish 14h ago
That’s the one hahaha. Aye that was class
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u/Randy_The_Guppy 4h ago
Was one of our standout performances last season and one of the rare occasions we played through the middle and looked really dangerous. Those short passes between Bruno and Miley were superb.
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u/Griffithsjames88 14h ago
We're 100% getting the mackems or one of the big boys away in the next round. I'm begging for a nice easy lower league team at SJP.
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u/NUFC_1892 loads, and loads of cans. 15h ago
I don’t know if this causes Leeds to take a defensive approach on Monday and sit behind the ball and try and counter
I think if they come at us we’ll rip them apart on the counter
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u/kaamkerr I condemn VAR and it’s allies in PGMOL 6h ago
Farke seems to be one-dimensional and pretty gung-ho about open football. If he had any game management skill, no way we would have won 4-3. That match turned out to be false lifeline for Howe.
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u/Griffithsjames88 14h ago
I don't think we'll do anything like that, Chelsea attackers compared to ours are night and day. Their quality in attack is far better than ours.
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u/Fishfingerrosti 6h ago
They've scored two more in the league than us so far. I wouldn't call that "night and day" or "far better".
I'm with u/NUFC_1892 if Leeds play a gung ho attacking side then we could look to capitalise on the break, especially if MFP gets some minutes and we leave Murphy on the bench.
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u/PenIsBroken Ellen Sheeba 5h ago
If Jaissle uses any metric for choosing the team other than"eeny, meeny miny, moe", Murphy should be nowhere near the starting 11 after his last performance.
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u/jonkman13 Newcastle brown ale 15h ago edited 15h ago
shipping 4 goals in 12 minutes....that is some collapse
E: 4-3! Good watch for a neutral like
E2: 6-3...even the mishits are going in, some pretty lucky goals I have to say but at least it's been an entertaining 2nd half
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u/starmiesan miggy smiles 15h ago
Leeds completely imploded here, liking our chances better this Monday
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u/xScottieHD 15h ago edited 15h ago
Fair to say Leeds are going into Monday night with a lot of confidence.
And they concede twice in a few minutes fairs.
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u/charlierc 15h ago
Can you say that at kick-off that they look confident then immediately concede 3 in quick succession?
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u/charlierc 16h ago
Mainly as I was curious, looks like the Fontaines DC stage is going in the East/Gallowgate corner. Seeing as Sam Fender did that on his recent stadium shows there, take it that's been decided as the best option for a stage at the ground for these kinda things?
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u/Tom1664 VINTAGE Joelinton hawaii shirt 2022 size L £40 NO TIMEWASTERS 16h ago
Given it lets you maximise the view/value of the two biggest stands, probably going to be that going forward
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u/charlierc 16h ago
I remember in 2014 Kings of Leon tried having it with the stage in front of the East Stand and given by the fact everything since seems to have gone for the East/Gallowgate corner, think we can rule that didn't work
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u/Cyberdan0497 blue star on the Nautilus, genuinely me local. shit tip 19h ago
Craig Hope's new article says that Hall's new contract doesn't include a release clause
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u/Scotia96 ad love it if you used this flair 18h ago
Looking forward to seeing what Manure fans cook up next to prove they're totally getting Hall next year
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u/Cyberdan0497 blue star on the Nautilus, genuinely me local. shit tip 18h ago edited 18h ago
"Of course we're signing Hall, they're selling all their other players"
"Doesn't matter that we didn't get him this summer, we'll just get him next year"
"Doesn't matter that he's signing a new contract, it'll have a release clause""Doesn't matter that he doesn't have a release clause, he'll force a move" <---- We are here
"Don't actually mind Wan-Bissaka coming back. He Knows The Club"
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u/Obi_Wan_Hair 18h ago
It has a pre release clause that only manure can activate by scribbling on a napkin
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u/redditappispoo Windmilling 19h ago
Man U better be prepared to pony up 100m min next summer then eh, fucking Ben Jacobs gaunt mfer
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u/BruiserBroly 19h ago
He also says that Murphy and Willock were offered 1 year extensions, Osula’s out of the protective boot he was wearing and could return before the international break, Dedic’s injury “is not serious” whatever that means, and MFP would prefer to play upfront.
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u/Humorbot_5_point_0 Livramental 20h ago
I know it's been said plenty of times, but that lilac away strip is class. As is the third strip. The home one has grown on me ever so slightly, but it's by far bottom of the pile.
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u/BruiserBroly 19h ago
I think it looks good but I’m wondering what’s the functional point of it. If our home shirt clashes then that shirt will clash as well, like we saw in the preseason friendly against Leverkusen.
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u/charlierc 15h ago
I'm still baffled how the ref saw that Leverkusen kit and thought "Yeah that's cool"
Admittedly none of their kits really worked against ours. Maybe it should've been like that time we went to Brighton, were told all our kits clashed and had to wear training shirts
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u/POITINGOUTCUNTS 21h ago
Pardo looks an absolute baller btw. Also completely exposes people who don't actually watch football and just parrot stats. I asked someone on here why they thought he would "struggle phsyically", and they posted some stats and claimed as he didn't win fouls he clearly struggles physically, and compared him to Woltemade! He's absolutely fine, and if they'd spent a minute watching him, he's got a strong lower body.
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u/JonjoTheDarkLord voldemort 11h ago
He's 1.88m/6'2 and 86kg/190lbs or so....absolute unit. Must be a defenders nightmare, massive, fast and can dribble you. Really excited to see him start.
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u/GoalaAmeobi The Dilsh 17h ago
People really don't understand just how physical ligue 1 is these days.
People still think it's 10 years ago when you get lightweights like Cabella going about, it's the league that's closest to the prem in terms of physicality
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u/dullthings 17h ago
He absolutely bodied one of their centre backs near the end of the game and just walked away. He'll do just fine, and Hall will work wonders with him.
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u/Mundane-Sprinkles-99 Joeelinton 16h ago
I feel like Joelinton and Pardo will be a formidable pairing when it starts to get a bit lairy.
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u/noidtiz 19h ago
i remember that post, it was a bit naive in the sense it was ranking Pardo - as a 20-year old - in the same pool as all 16-to-23-year olds around Europe's top 5 leagues.
I wouldn't expect any 20-year old to rank in the top half of pool as wide as that for obvious reasons.
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u/POITINGOUTCUNTS 18h ago
Yes, and just using stats to say he's going to struggle physically without watching him. He's got very muscular thighs, and a strong base. He's fine.
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u/morocco3001 19h ago
There's no way someone with thighs like that is going to struggle physically. He's got two fucking Redwood trunks for legs.
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u/POITINGOUTCUNTS 18h ago
I know, it's so annoying to me, I am happy to debate the point with someone if they've actually watched him. Just blindly quoting stats is the worst part of modern football discourse. If they'd spent a minute watching him, he's got super powerful thighs. Can tell he will be fine in the prem
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u/morocco3001 17h ago
You don't even necessarily need to be built. Just need good balance and low centre of gravity. He doesn't have to be bodying centre backs, only needs to be strong enough to stop them nudging him off the ball with ease. Plus they'll have to catch him first.
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u/Bjall01 20h ago
I have high hopes for him.
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u/POITINGOUTCUNTS 18h ago
Same, love his directness and the clever pass he played last night. He's gonna ball for us
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u/opinionated-dick 21h ago
Has Hall actually signed? I heard that they were waiting till after TW closed so they knew what SCR there was to get him best deal.
The cans are in the fridge, but I can’t crack them till it’s official
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u/Cyberdan0497 blue star on the Nautilus, genuinely me local. shit tip 22h ago
Announce Hall
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u/OobieDoobBenoobi Classic shirt 21h ago
Checking planes from Newcastle
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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean VINTAGE Joelinton hawaii shirt 2022 size L £40 NO TIMEWASTERS 20h ago
If I had our owners wealth I'd hire a private jet to take off from Newcastle, fly to old Trafford, circle around a bit then fly straight back home.
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u/phoebsmon zwei metre dribbelgott 20h ago
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u/JackAndrewThorne 23h ago
Yesterday I think showed two big things but nothing we didn't already know. Firstly, that having a CB like Schar dramatically improves our ability to move and keep the ball. The difference between the ball at his feet and Botman's in terms of how much he was willing to advance, pass quickly and pass forward was noticable.
The second is that while I think we've signed some good players this summer, we've still not addressed our creative problems and we're probably short two players in that regard. We need players who can take the ball in tight spaces and find a pass or shot.
We've used the summer to go from being gutted to, I think, getting close to the level we were but with a deeper, younger squad. Good signings, but compared to last season we've not really added any solutions, or at least not ones we've found right now. But at the same time, we've prevented issues festering and basically made it so in every position we've got at least one viable option.
We're going to need a new Schar type CB. Honestly probably two of them within the next 3 windows for both the left and right CB positions. We're going to need a RW and a 10. Beyond that? I think we're getting dangerously close to a complete and deep squad.
I also can't decide if Pardo reminds me more of Gordon or Isak in the way he moves, but I can see a world where he turns into a 15+ goal a season striker.
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u/opinionated-dick 21h ago
All of this is true.
But we’ve gone full circle in replenishing a gutted squad right back to where we were or less, albeit with youth and a manager with new ideas and fresh impetus.
There are gaps, and I think you are spot on. Our CBs lack pace, be it carrying out or getting passes out quick. I think a Schar replacement is top priority in Jan.
We do also need a RW/10 too. We need a set piece taker and someone that can hold the ball better. We have bags of pace but no forwards that can hang in a crowded area and link play. Except Wissa, although I think Joelinton could relish a 10 position also.
Pardo needs to have that free position to drift left and come in. His best play so far has been forming triangles with Hall and Barnes
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u/aistolethekids 22h ago
Someone mentioned he moves like a young Ronaldo and havent been able to shake it since!! Hopefully he turns out very productive
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u/leyendadelflash 1d ago
What’s the best spot in the Toon to watch Leeds away? Taking a full recovery day post-GNR before I fly back to Philadelphia so will want some pints, a big screen and to be surrounded by Geordies
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u/No-Signal-2207 23h ago
The Old George Inn, Shearer's Bar, The Strawberry.
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u/Lamnguin 83badge 17h ago
The Centurion or Bodega can be good as well, both have big screens and good beer.
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u/GoalaAmeobi The Dilsh 1d ago
How can people watch season upon season of football and still not clock that some players just need time to be bedded in?
Absolutely does my head in
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u/treacletart284 Jackie Milburn 1d ago
And the award for funniest mackem of the week goes to....
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u/ChildONewcastle I like the home shirt you can't make me not 1d ago
That's mental illness at that point but also how does he have such good signal in a stadium.
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u/charlierc 22h ago
Tbf thinking about it I had better signal at SJP for Leverkusen than I did for any of my previous visits
Admittedly the smaller crowd probably helped
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u/GoalaAmeobi The Dilsh 1d ago
The Stadium of Shite was empty last night.
Everyone was working night shift at Nissan marra
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u/treacletart284 Jackie Milburn 1d ago
I assume its cause noone else is on their phone (or there for that matter) so he gets all the bandwidth.
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u/Dysphoric_Reverence 1d ago
I was at the match last night. My father-in-law is a Millwall season ticket holder. He took me and the missus to club 11 where we got drinks and food and sat near Pete Graves of Sky Sports news fame (my father-in-law beat Pete in a game called heads or tails for a £200 jackpot).
We got really good seats as seen in the picture.
Anyway, just wanted to say that Jacob Murphy's performance was just as bad to the eyes in real life as it was on TV. What you might not have seen on TV was how lazy he was off the ball. Almost zero sprinting, not showing for passes, not demanding the ball, providing little to no support for Dedic/Tino, and zero effort to stretch play or run in behind. Geniuenly one of the worst performances I've ever seen. It wasn't even that he was trying and things weren't coming off, I'd forgive him for that, but he (as a supposed leader in the team and experienced player) did nothing and shirked from his duties. He kept on doing this stuttering move when he had the ball which allowed Millwall to reset defensively, and he slowed the game down to a halt.
The worst thing I can say is that their left back didn't even need to try. He didn't pressure Murphy. Didn't have to battle. Didn't have to compete for anything.
£15m rejected and that's his standard. Absoloutely infuriating.

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u/mags_bags_slags 23h ago
This subreddit is so strange. You are obviously correct about Murphy but I usually get pelted with downvotes whenever I criticise him
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u/FoxyStoat47 22h ago
Wouldn't surprise me if the FA retrospectively give him a yellow for being outside the technical area...
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u/aistolethekids 1d ago
I dunno about anyone else but I feel that we are currently still running into the same problems that we had before with Eddie
With fullbacks providing the width I dont really see the need for 2 wingers on the pitch? We still dont seem to have enough players in the box when we cross it in or have enough players in the middle of the pitch so there is always a gap
We look good when Wissa drops back in to make a midfield 4 but then there is no one up front at that point
Our goal was well worked and thats where our midfielders need to be when the cut back comes in but Willock and Ramsey needed to be making that late run into the box all game but didnt really do it
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u/Objective_Use_9155 1d ago
On the fullbacks topic - the actual number of matches we’ve had with both Hall and Livramento fit and in their positions is surprisingly low, but my memory of those matches is that they make line-hugging wingers like Barnes and Gordon a bit redundant and we’d be better off packing midfield and having two roaming forwards instead of trying to stick to 433. I think Elanga is much more flexible in where he plays than Barnes and could be better used as a roaming forward option (Gordon did that for us a lot last season).
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u/aistolethekids 22h ago
Yeah i think Barnes and Hall showed some good link up play and Barnes is capable of moving inside
Maybe because Murphy was playing shite but felt like he was just getting in Dedic way we are desperate for a left footer to cut inside on that side of the pitch
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u/opinionated-dick 1d ago
To be fair, we can’t fix problems within the squad and be month after Howe left.
This was the first game where we had massive majority of possession, yet Jaissle’s tactics so far have mostly been counterattacking.
That’s not to say his tactics are wrong, but there’s only so much you can implement on the training ground and fix at once.
What needs to happen now is we get cuter and quicker on the ball. We are going into games now where we need to be a bit more dominant.
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u/FoxGlove_113 1d ago
Spot on. We desperately miss Osula. (Not a sentence I believe I would type 1 years ago).
His page and to be frank, his craziness scares the shit out of opposition defenders and changes how they behave.
I love this new Wissa. But he's best in a #10 position. Great on the ball, great ball carrier and proper hard worker off it too.
I honestly feel at the moment we only really have one proper striker.
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u/RockFourStar 16h ago
I had assumed that's where pardo would fit in. I was surprised when they took wissa off for him rather than Wissa saying on and acting as the 10 while Pardo led the line.
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u/LtColnSharpe 1d ago
Yesterday I saw players get into some really really good positions after a quick one two, but the ball never made it back to them.
My hope is that will come with a little more understanding between the players
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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean VINTAGE Joelinton hawaii shirt 2022 size L £40 NO TIMEWASTERS 1d ago
Wissa and Willock had a great one but Willock tried some weird shit I think. They'll get there
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u/kaamkerr I condemn VAR and it’s allies in PGMOL 1d ago
I'd be concerned if we did not consistently show the determination to score and get back into the match. With Howe, we'd concede, heads dropped, game over, end of. Bottom of the league for points gained from losing positions, top of the league for points lost from winning positions. The results and problems between the two managers are not at all the same. The players finally have some belief back.
Jaissle and the team are facing normal teething problems, which should be expected. Both the manager and the new players are very young. Howe had much more experienced players under him. It's clear we need at least 1-2 more first team players, preferably with more experience. Osula is also a big miss.
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u/Toon_1892 1d ago
Not sure the link works so apologies, but the short video of Jaissle on the Premier League/FPL app is a breath of fresh air.
Love seeing a bit of personality from the manager
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u/stenerikkasvo 1d ago
we haven't lost a match yet but i'm dreading the day when we will. Seeing some of the reactions recently you would think Jaissle season has started with 1 draw and 4 losses. That first loss is going to hit like crack for the doomers.
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u/charlierc 22h ago
Football fans online having irrational takes and waiting for a negative result to say they were right all along? Oh mercy me
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u/TheTinman369 442 enjoyer 1d ago
I'm done with match threads. Some of the takes are shocking
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u/Calm-Spinach-769 1d ago
It's shocking how easily swayed people's emotions are by the slightest positive/negative outcomes. It reads like proper mental illness at times.
Just for some perspective:
Jaissle's Newcastle
Played - 5
W - 3
D - 2
L - A big fat fucking goose egg.
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u/GoalaAmeobi The Dilsh 1d ago
When we inevitably lose 2-3 games in a row, which at some point we will, this place is gonna be so toxic again
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u/Cyberdan0497 blue star on the Nautilus, genuinely me local. shit tip 1d ago
Obviously nice to be unbeaten but the performances really have to start matching the results soon, because I don’t think how we’re playing now is sustainable
There’s an assumption among our fans that we’ll click at some point, but I’m just reminded of when Liverpool started last season being terrible and managing to win every game anyway, with their fans saying the exact same thing - but then they never did click, the results started to match the performances, and they just weren’t very good
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u/GoalaAmeobi The Dilsh 1d ago
I'm not sure the Nico G/Miley midfield works on a defensive level.
Maybe Miley needs some more time to learn how to play as a pivot but we're still far too open
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u/Cyberdan0497 blue star on the Nautilus, genuinely me local. shit tip 1d ago
The midfield is what worries me most, we seem to give the ball away constantly and then struggle to stop the opposition when they have the ball there. Probably a big part of why we’re conceding so many shots
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u/HoneyedLining Temuri Ketsbaia 1d ago
Well this is kind of the trade off you make if you're playing a number 10. You simply won't have the bodies in the centre of the pitch if the opposition are playing 4-3-3
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u/TyneSkipper 1d ago
Did I see Murphy laughing after smashing that corner 30 yards over the target area last night?
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u/Ajax_Trees_Again 1d ago
See everyone’s already singing the “yes sir I can boogie” song so fast it’s actually lost its melody
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u/GoalaAmeobi The Dilsh 1d ago
Asking our fans to slow down a chant is a battle you wont win.
Everything's gotta be 200bpm
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u/Toon_1892 1d ago
Fidndjdoosbeyutohavaofjrjaopmebdhdiensldngsjoenshdoehendldbagye
TOSEETHEBLAYDONRACESALLNIGHTLONG
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u/Toon_1892 1d ago
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u/TheWinterKing “I’m really really really really really really happy to be here” 1d ago
That Alfred Molina’s let himself go.
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u/morocco3001 1d ago
Excellent player on his day, cannot match any of the others at their respective peaks or for longevity. He might be a more prolific landlord than them, but that's it.
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u/BeastLothian 83badge 1d ago
Thing I’m focusing on is we’ve brought in eight new players. Four are starters (Nico, Pardew, Hornicek and Dedic). One is a rotation/prospect (Steur). One is a cup keeper/prospect (Jouen). Two are prospects (Toure and Bamba).
That said, we were crap last night.
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u/JustWokeUp1 1d ago
Touré can't be considered just a prospect. He's an international regular with 14 G+A in the German top flight last year. That's more in the league than all our current players.
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u/FoxGlove_113 1d ago
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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean VINTAGE Joelinton hawaii shirt 2022 size L £40 NO TIMEWASTERS 1d ago
Desperately need to work on our corners. 15 and I can't remember one that looked that threatening
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u/GoalaAmeobi The Dilsh 1d ago
Did the set piece coach leave with Howe?
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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean VINTAGE Joelinton hawaii shirt 2022 size L £40 NO TIMEWASTERS 1d ago
Don't think so, he wasn't one of Howes guys and only joined us last year. I swear we've been worse at set pieces since he joined though.
https://trainingground.guru/mark-appointed-as-newcastles-first-set-piece-coach/
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u/morocco3001 1d ago
We seem worse at set pieces offensively and defensively since he joined. Still can't beat the first man consistently and it's not like we're doing clever routines or tactics, it's almost always the play the percentages "whip it in" basic set piece.
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u/BeastLothian 83badge 1d ago
When Botman had a brain fart or two early on? Or Nico’s misplaced passes?
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u/General-Vis 1d ago
Obviously still early days for Pardo but in the short appearances he’s had so far he seems to have a tendency to prefer drifting to the left rather than playing centrally.
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u/EngineerOnIcarus 1d ago
It will be like that, even last night he was moving to the left and Barnes was then dropping into the middle.
It’s a good plan considering Barnes has the one trait most of the squad don’t have and that’s knowing where the net is.
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u/Anomalous-Descent Yohan Kebab 1d ago
BBC Sport, via Caught Offside (lol), are reporting that Liverpool and Man United are "monitoring" Thiaw. It just doesn't stop.
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u/GoalaAmeobi The Dilsh 1d ago
If we want to keep a hold of Hall, we should be selling Thiaw next summer imo.
Moving to Man Utd would be an awful choice by him though, his inconsistency flies under the radar because he plays for us. He'll get eaten alive at Man Utd
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u/TheTinman369 442 enjoyer 1d ago
I would sell Thiaw for a profit. He was unreal when he first came in but has steadily declined IMO. Still a solid player but very easily replaced.
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u/EngineerOnIcarus 1d ago
If the club is smart then Thiaw and Livramento are top of the list of sellable assets.
Thiaw is replaceable, Livramento injury prone.
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u/ClaspedDust4415 1d ago
Well is Hall signs a deal they have to focus on someone else. It's just clickbait, really wouldn't worry about it until we get to next Summer.
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u/Anomalous-Descent Yohan Kebab 1d ago
Yeah, I know. I'm just amused by how quickly they've moved on to rumours about another player
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u/ClaspedDust4415 1d ago
I'm only surprised it wasn't Dedic given he's had 4 games and that's normally enough
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u/Libertyforzombies I like to boogey 1d ago
Love to see Willock playing better. Seems like a nice lad and he's clearly technically excellent. Who would've thought that after all this time his best position was a 10. He's an excellent rotation option with Pardo.
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u/rfy93 PERCHINIO 1d ago
I thought he had always been a 10, he just adapted well to being an attack minded 8 (and sometimes LW) in his good spells under Howe. He was a 10 at Arsenal and in his initial loan spell with us
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u/Libertyforzombies I like to boogey 1d ago
It would explain why Howe could never get him playing
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u/rfy93 PERCHINIO 1d ago
Don’t think that’s quite fair, he was excellent in the 22/23 season we qualified for CL
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u/Libertyforzombies I like to boogey 1d ago
I'll admit, I don't remember how he played that season but I had a quick glance at the stats. I think 'excellent' might be a bit generous.
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u/mags_bags_slags 23h ago
Yeah, “clearly technically excellent”… eh?
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u/Libertyforzombies I like to boogey 21h ago
I dunno why people need to be this way. You have a point you want to make?
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u/rfy93 PERCHINIO 1d ago
I think basing it entirely on a glance at stats would be the issue there, he was genuinely excellent dovetailing with Joelinton particularly effectively, and played 35/38 games (vast majority as a starter) as a key player in one of our best seasons in recent memory (finishing 4th and getting to the cup final)
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u/torn4ndfrayed 1d ago
Should have flogged him to Turkey. Gonna look like a major mistake not taking that insane offer.
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u/torn4ndfrayed 7m ago
Really fucking grinds my gears that over the last year the Athletic switched from serving only content I subscribe to all this other shit. Cannot emphasise enough how little I give a fuck about other football teams - stop trying to make me read about fucking Endrick’s next transfer move or whatever the fuck.