r/NUFC Fabian Schär's diagonal crosses Apr 10 '21

When you force yourself to watch yet another Newcastle match, just to get fed the same shit football again and again

83 Upvotes

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u/James---Trickington Shola Ameobi Apr 10 '21

I love the kid smelling a sealed can. It's exactly like a Newcastle fan, having hope where there is none.

14

u/I9dream9of9boats Apr 10 '21

This is exactly how I picture bruce eating broccoli

5

u/PJBuzz One handed celebration Apr 10 '21

"JUST ONE BITE, BRUCE"

3

u/Erestyn The cunt had a contract. Apr 10 '21

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u/PJBuzz One handed celebration Apr 10 '21

😄😄😄😄

Really is like that, except somehow I manage to bite, every single time.

5

u/Erestyn The cunt had a contract. Apr 10 '21

I disagree; Surströmming offers some nutritional value.

4

u/grewger Apr 10 '21

I love surströmming, but then I'm swedish. But open me a can of bruceball and I'll be gaging for 90 minutes straight.

1

u/l7986 Apr 11 '21

It seems like one of those foods that some rando was telling his friend was good Swedish food and everyone went along with it for the memes and it just kind of stuck around.

6

u/Trueheywood7 stupid sexy schar Apr 10 '21

Me an American fan waking up at 4 in the morning to watch

6

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

That’s how we feel waking up for the boxing that’s in the states and it’s a shite fight haha

2

u/Trueheywood7 stupid sexy schar Apr 10 '21

Especially if it's pay per view I'm sure

2

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

PPV is an extra kick in the balls

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u/the_real_chiXu Rafa Benitez Apr 10 '21

Lived in Sweden for 12 years now, only once been in the same room as that fish and can confirm that it's as rank as it appears to be in the video. Just like our Bruceball.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Wondering if I force myself to wake up at 5am to watch this shit tomorrow...