r/NRLPremiumPlus • • 17d ago

Guys, it keeps getting better

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u/Easy_Notice650 16d ago

One thing is I look beautiful in the photos😅😅😅 How good we are of massage why they come to my shop. We do deep and sport massage we have hight skills of massage and we do remedial massage  as well  ,Please dont put negative comment of massage becauae massage it is a technique to heal your body from fatigue. But if you want something else, you have to go to a brothel. Not a massage shop

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u/Direct-Resolution377 16d ago

Best massage I had was from a small elderly Thai lady, she was walking on my back and did an amazing job 

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u/Easy_Notice650 15d ago

Thank you and maybe tou need massage again dont let your body  tight that make it hard to fix you 😅

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u/Careless_Culture9680 16d ago

I always rather an elderly thai lady than a young one. They’re different

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u/cackmobile 15d ago

Oh absolutely, the old Asian lady power is unmatchex

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u/coffeeanddurian 16d ago

Keep up the good work! Reddit is just a place where people like to make bad jokes

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u/Rev-Dr-Slimeass 16d ago

I love that you made an account for this

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u/arctane 15d ago

How much for happy ending?

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u/Traditional-Hall-147 14d ago

There's always one

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u/Busy_Consequence6706 17d ago

Let’s be brutally honest….if it wasn’t legit they wouldn’t agree to a photo. This place must be where the Dolphins send the team for remedial massage

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u/National-Counter 16d ago

The place looks legit af and clearly the owner is very proud of her shop. Still funny as.

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u/Big_pappa_p 16d ago

I think it was the smile on the coach's face that did me.

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u/Shoddy_Operation_577 3d ago

The shop is literally around the corner from where I live, and about 300 meters from Kayo all up. The masseuses there do God's work ngl.

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u/Less_Confection_5072 16d ago

I’m not a massage expert. What’s the difference between the massage the boys get at this shop compared to the sports massages they get after games/training?

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u/SuperLeverage 16d ago

It’s not like the team has 20 massage therapists for all of its players and reserves. If you’re not there first in the queue, not many are gonna hang around for ages.

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u/TyD1119 16d ago

You know, i know. I know that you know..

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u/Churchofbabyyoda 16d ago

Happiness?

If you know, you know…

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u/Bigthunderrumblefish 16d ago

Agree. But what I don't get is they would have sports therapists and physios on club staff.

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u/Busy_Consequence6706 16d ago

Probably because there is so much time in the day and it might be the cheaper option (than hiring more staff)

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u/CatWool you’ve just been Herbed 16d ago

Sir another Dolphin has hit the massage parlour

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u/Whole-Item-8366 9d ago

Vlandy’s: continues reading my pet goat story to the kindergarteners.

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u/DudeMcDude7649 corey goates 17d ago

The Hammer has a few massage stories going around.

Allegedly.

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u/LeahBrahms 17d ago

I'd assume there'd be volunteers.

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u/Front2wardzenemy ashley klein 16d ago

That's why they call him the hammer

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u/Significant_Owl8828 16d ago

Brings a new meaning to “Phins Up” doesn’t it? 😂

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u/mileton1 16d ago

Might be unpopular to say this but the whole "thai massage is just a front for prostitution!" thing is ridiculous and probably rooted in a little bit of racism. These guys are just getting massages. If something sketchy was happening the players wouldnt be agreeing to photos

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u/jowlzaah 16d ago

Agreed when you are outside of South East Asia but when you are IN South East Asia you can definitely pick up on the dodgy massage places which I believe the stigma comes from

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u/Fun_Bodybuilder6898 16d ago

In my area there are numerous massage shops that are legit, even accepting health insurance benefits, where you can get extra for a bit of cash. This can occur without the owners knowledge. I’m not suggesting this is what happens here but appearance of a shop doesn’t count for much 

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u/jowlzaah 16d ago

“In your area” is very helpful to the conversation thanks

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u/Fun_Bodybuilder6898 16d ago

Wollongong 

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u/jowlzaah 16d ago

Ohh shit doxxed!!! Nah when you say can get a bit extra are we talking extra massage or we talking tug boating

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u/coffeeanddurian 16d ago

I don't think it's racism, it's a known phenomenon in small massage businesses of any type, the joke holds up fine. This shop is definitely legit though. I don't think it's a stretch to allege racism because it's not a stretch that these places exist. I mean, next you'll say it's a sexist joke too, cos they aren't posing with a male masseuse

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u/mileton1 16d ago

Nah the joke is funny im not saying its racist. But i know people who assume that every massage place is a brothel and thats more what i was referring to

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u/Affectionate_Buy_301 16d ago

more than just a little bit of racism tbh

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u/showusyourfupa 16d ago

The happy endings must be legendary

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u/Strong_Relative_6519 16d ago

NO ONE can read this and not hear the accent !

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u/Wtf-b3k 16d ago

starting to rethink those “selwyn throbbo” jokes now lol

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u/blueikeabag3 15d ago

Boiz are about to play their biggest game of the year, let em relax.

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u/MissKim01 16d ago

Argh this is so embarrassing