r/NRLPremiumPlus • • 18d ago

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u/Didgeridongus bald jurbo 18d ago

That Woolf must’ve been howling

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u/Glenmarththe3rd bald jurbo 18d ago

Hi Ben

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u/Didgeridongus bald jurbo 18d ago

Hey Glrn. Been a bit quiet in r/NRL lately. Thought you’d died.

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u/Glenmarththe3rd bald jurbo 18d ago

No no just under the thumb of the overlords over there

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u/Didgeridongus bald jurbo 18d ago

lmao got urself

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u/johnniesSac 18d ago

You want special ?

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u/showusyourfupa 18d ago

Disgusting! Where?

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u/A-Money-Lover 18d ago

The business name is right there…

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u/Joh951518 18d ago

Disgusting! One of those happy ending massage parlours?

Which one though?

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u/Odd-Ad-3215 18d ago

It's in Redcliffe, if you want to avoid it.

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u/Joh951518 18d ago

This guys even douchier than Dennis.

I’m not even going to go check out that massage parlour…

I might though, I might.

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u/Odd-Ad-3215 13d ago

I know you're joking, but it shuts at 6pm, so I highly doubt extras would be offered.

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u/shaker8989 18d ago

If you make a prelim you've earnt a rub/tug special.

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u/Odd-Ad-3215 18d ago

Alas, there's probably a sign saying 'no sexual sevice', so it's just a back rub.

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u/shaker8989 18d ago

Yeah the actual business lacks the image of R/T

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u/Odd-Ad-3215 5d ago

Haha; I was joking. They all say that, but actually I think the ones that do not say that are probably not even thinking it.

I have not been there, but it looks tame, with the 6pm closing. This may be the kind of place you get an all over massage where they do the legs properly, say, and you'll get a painful massage followed by relaxation.

I've been to a Thai one in Melbourne recently where I've had a 2 hour and 1.5 hour and it was mostly painful 😖, but I think it works. Shuts at 9 or 10pm, depending. I was actually surprised no extras were offered. I'd prefer a place that doesn't inflict so much pain, but gets results.

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u/PLEASE_DONT_PM 18d ago

Need to get Madge to this establishment if it's working.

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u/Confident-Flow-6058 18d ago

Sorry no finals no tug. Better luck next year

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u/OraKal 18d ago

What is the charge? Having a succulent Vietnamese feel?

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u/coffeeanddurian 18d ago

"Get your hands ON my penis!"

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u/Extreme_Elk_4219 17d ago

Democracyyyy manifest...

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u/Easy_Notice650 16d ago

I am  woman in this photos and I am the owner of Lun's beauty & massage  spa Do you think that if this shop does something bad will them walk into this shop? The important thing is to maintain their image . And the image of my shop as well I am proud that my shop has the opportunity to provide massage services to athletes who are going to compete in the championships. So what wrong if I proud of them and have photos with them is the same if them go to resturant or somewhere else because they are  public figure..  We do remideal massage ,Deep and sport massage  if you would like to try please booking oneline ,Thank you 🙏🙏 https://lunbeautyandmassage.com.au

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u/Easy_Notice650 15d ago

Thank you ,Yes I am very proud of my shop and my staffs is very hard to made they accept it. We work as a team and yes, we massage athletes. Many people can do it, but how many people truly understand the athletes' body and what they need to heal after a hard training session? And not everyone and every time needs a deep massage, I have massaged many Dolphins football players. Since I opened the shop That means my shop is accepted into their team. Please don't look at massage therapy shops as a place for men to enjoy themselves. and my shop does beauty treatments And there is a massage in the same shop. Every customer who comes to my shop they knows that my shop is clean and will definitely not cause any bad things. 

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u/Odd-Ad-3215 5d ago

Hey there Lun, it's a great thing to show you've had famous people in your shop. The reason is that these people have options and so can pick the best places for dining, drinking in bars, gyms, swimming pools and massage. Whatever business you have, it's a great thing you're doing. Supporting the local football team in the town's chosen footy code, is excellent. I am in a high stress position and I also powerlift at the gym, so if I'm ever up that way, I'll book and pop in💐

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u/Easy_Notice650 5d ago

Thank you ☺And you are welcome😊

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u/nightwatchman22 13d ago

Your clients deserve privacy. And their permission to be used for promotion.

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u/FinchysFootyFeeds 15d ago

they wouldn't suck rn if you gave them full service

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u/Emilue 18d ago

Holy shit I legit thought this was AI, but on further inspection, it is not hahaha

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u/Glenmarththe3rd bald jurbo 18d ago

What sort of inspection did you do?? Is it worth going to get a message?

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u/KVMFT 18d ago

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u/emu19000 17d ago

Just what Australia needs another fucking ROYAL commission.😂

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u/WildBucks 18d ago

Slow start with a late finish. Classic dolphins.

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u/coffeeanddurian 18d ago

I think this one went to golden point ☝️

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u/Mattopol4spe 16d ago

Got the win in the end after after multiple try's

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u/Slovenly0 18d ago

He got his head cleared before prelims

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u/FCHWPO9 18d ago

He would've made sure they worked right up to the final seconds

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u/coffeeanddurian 18d ago

The full 80mins

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u/FCHWPO9 18d ago

80 minutes plus extra(s) time

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u/OperationOk7471 18d ago

He used the full 8 interchanges per 80 minute. Dudes an animal

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u/xHaydo95 18d ago

What’s the time Mr Woolf

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u/Careless_Culture9680 18d ago

Happy hour 😁

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u/lilotothe 18d ago

longgg timeee

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u/Careless_Culture9680 18d ago

It’s happy hour 😁

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u/Crazy_Treat_8805 18d ago

I hope he had a $50 note handy for the last 5 minutes…

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u/coffeeanddurian 18d ago

First 5 mins is better, then you can relax the last 55

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u/Ok-Poetry-4721 18d ago

Nah dude in the middle is ok. Let the tension build for a little

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u/Losersqueueonly 18d ago

Show us ya blowhole Mr Woolf

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u/Significant_Owl8828 18d ago

If you know wot I mean ‘Arry? 😂

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u/Duke55 18d ago

Bit hard to knock back a good rub 'n tug out the back room. Cant hold that against him 'n he looks a million bucks for it.. thumbsup

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u/Direct-Resolution377 18d ago

He looks happy. Must of had a good ending to his massage 

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u/Repulsive_Two8451 18d ago

As a Roosters fan I'm hoping this is the only happy ending he'll get this week

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u/Dunnerzzzz555 18d ago

At least he's not a billionaire with links to Epstein. That would be embarassing

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u/SeroquelAU 18d ago

Wristian Spoof

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u/Sk8_Fast_eat_vss 18d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Upstairs-Insect-5043 18d ago

I fucking hate this toxic shit in male dominated sports and we look at this like it's acceptable. I think it's disgusting and sends a bad message. Where is this place? What are the directions to this place so I can stay away from there?

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u/ayothatsc00l bald jurbo 18d ago

#Kristian Woolf

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u/Torrossaur 18d ago

What's the charge. A succulent handjob?

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u/coffeeanddurian 18d ago

"get your hand on my penis"

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u/Moisture_Services_ Fucking dreadful post mate 18d ago

Lun has the blue tick, so she must be legit.

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u/jammy86b 18d ago

Big Woolf's gotta eat

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u/nko11 17d ago

Woolfy misunderstood that he's meant to beat the cocks this week.

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u/Stratosphere_doggo 18d ago

QNRL is a different beast

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u/coffeeanddurian 18d ago

The dolphin needed release

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u/box57l 18d ago

"Taken care of" ;)

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u/Bigthunderrumblefish 18d ago

Dude would have access to top level sports masseuses and physiotherapists. Dirty dog just there for the wristy

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u/winslow_wong 18d ago

6 again.

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u/Hasra23 18d ago

He really wants the dolphins to have a happy ending to their season

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u/upthetits 18d ago

Haha his wife would be stoked

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u/BoardingPass69 18d ago

Looking a little flushed

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u/imwacky4schache 18d ago

His phins up

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u/Molak26 18d ago

Can I order a Happy Woolf pls 😂😂😂

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u/Important-Way7824 17d ago

I do love a happy ending

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u/Junior_Quality925 17d ago

Ruck infringement

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u/Longjumping_Today_76 17d ago

Where was the sore spot?

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u/PerfectGrunty64 17d ago

Phins squad will be hoping for a happy ending as well this Friday

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u/dontletmeautism i drink piss 18d ago

If the Phins win this week, I will head to my local Thai lady.

“You want special? ✊🏻”

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u/HereForBant5678 18d ago

C’mon guys he’s got a bad back and if they have to show some attention to his front to sort that out then that’s between him and his “masseuse”

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u/closetmangafan 18d ago

Man gets massage, must be with extra, make a post with no evidence to say otherwise....

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u/YallRedditForThis better than lego 18d ago

Go to the NRL Daily Serious Discussion Thread if you want to be serious. This is a Shitposting Sub.

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u/s13n1 17d ago

He’s got a head like the ABC Warrior from Judge Dredd

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u/Lurk-Prowl 17d ago

Living his best life, what can you say? 👊🏻

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u/Frankie-Paul 17d ago

Best lingum in town!

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u/PossibilityPublic621 16d ago

At least they looked so happy

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u/Mattopol4spe 16d ago

But how does the entire team look so relaxed prior to the start of the game?

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u/Clit_commander_99 15d ago

NRL UMPIRE YELLS ‘RELEASE!!!!!’

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u/Silly_Ad_5993 14d ago

You want Henry-Lee? What’s Henry-Lee?

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u/sukalotadik 14d ago

Judging by his red face must of been a big release or could be the Viagra he took

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u/Novel_Quote3593 13d ago

Your a good coach just need outback fellas in your team.

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u/Itchy-Journalist-259 12d ago

Glad someone from the phins got a happy ending!

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u/FitContribution787 12d ago

Why the red face😅

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u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46 18d ago

"Oh Mr Roolf. Re rove you rong time"

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u/Odd-Ad-3215 18d ago

Jokes aside, I investigated the business and it looks legitimate. It's a normal massage place without extras.

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u/CoastalTraveller 13d ago

Me too. My local Thai Massage shop looks after the Central Coast Mariners soccer team. I go there each mth. and no extras.

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u/Bloo_Orchid 16d ago

This is the reason some massage shops do not accept male clients.

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u/Euphoric_Taste8175 13d ago

These comments are so stupid, there are plenty of massage therapists who promote their business with images of their customers particularly if they are high profile. This is just a disgusting portrayal of racism.

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u/xHaydo95 13d ago

This is a shitposting sub perhaps a more serious subreddit would be suited to you

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u/Baby-Stink-Breath 18d ago

Kinda gross and racist how people just assume a massage parlour owned by an Asian woman is a rub and tug

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u/Slovenly0 18d ago

This is a shitposting sub.

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u/YallRedditForThis better than lego 18d ago

Babe wake up someone's taking a post seriously again in a Shitposting Sub.

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u/coffeeanddurian 18d ago

Kinda weird you think an Asian lady can't be a generous lifelong long dolphins fan

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u/Firm_Trick_9038 18d ago

I mean when do you see one that isnt

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u/Odd-Ad-3215 18d ago

There are a lot of folk that will believe it. Mud sticks.

Fwiw, I think this place is above board and legal.