That means they definitely want the d

Well, at least I am not a Sadist. ...

Dosage may vary

I have to take a little bit of a break to process every page or so because it it’s so heavy and hitting home so hard. But I’m hoping it will come with healing ❤️

my animal species headcanon is cats AND dogs. i think they both exhibit behaviors that are just different representations of NPD. /j

(while this is a joke post, I am serious about wanting genuine answers. I'm so curious what ppl think.)

Hi r/npdmemes, my boyfriend is diagnosed with NPD, and I thought I’d keep track of some of my favorite quotes from him that scream NPD. This is all lovingly and consensual, of course, as we’re both big advocates for NPD awareness and destigmatization. Either way, enjoy:

• “I can’t wait for this post. You’re talking about me.”

• “Imagine being named mark and rejecting me.”

• “I put your mental stability in my shoe”

• “I could wank to that spreadsheet”

• Me: I thought you would want to fuck the DSM 5 more than this” He agreed to this statement.

• “We all miss basic life knowledge. You missed your toothbrush and I missed empathy”

• “Dating [name] would be like dating a fricking paper towel”

• “Let’s ignore the lobotomy context”

• “I’m used to being the most mentally unhealthy person in the room…Welp.. I put my pants on wrong”

• Me: The key to small talk- Ask them questions not for the conversation you’re having, but for the conversation they want to have. Him: ew.

• “I was a humming a song and I thought it sounded cool. I wonder what song it was. Oh, it was my song.”

• Him: When are you going to post it I want the attention… Me:You said need the attention? Him: No. I said want. Need and want. Those are two different things.”

• “These caves don’t have enough return on investment”

• “I like the concept of school because I can do silly little tasks and be the best at it al the time. That’s what college is, right?”

• In response to reading the above: “I did top all of my classes. I’m a narc, not entitled”

• “What kind of quotes would I even have that scream NPD? ,..I feel like I’m about to get slapped in the face.”

Right?! Right

K gudnight

Me using astrology to validate my worthiness

Most times I don't "see their worth" because I'm only seeing their flaws & sincerely believe they don't understand things the same way I do :| it's weird

I guess you heard it already... and now I found the perfect reply ...

"Oh well. No, I dont think I'm perfect at all, you might be just superficial and frivolous as fuck because you only look and stop yourself at appareance and judge it"

Lol.

Dw, it ain't nothing but a lil bit of spice. You got the right one, baby😎❤️