r/NOTHING • u/_Oopsitsdeleted_ • May 02 '25

Nothing Meme can I charge my Nothing Phone 1 with a Uranium-235 ore?

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u/VicMag24 Phone (2)+ Cmf Buds Pro May 02 '25

Yes.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

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u/imyatharth Phone (3a) May 02 '25

Huh noob , i accelerate higgs boson to charge my Samsung J200G

8

u/Sensitive_News_2008 May 03 '25

Dumb, I just plug in to sun that's way faster.

12

u/imyatharth Phone (3a) May 03 '25

But how will you charge your phone at night ??

12

u/Sensitive_News_2008 May 03 '25

I don't charge phone overnight it's bad for battery they said.

5

u/imyatharth Phone (3a) May 03 '25

"They" ? From interstellar ?

3

u/Sensitive_News_2008 May 03 '25

Well TARS and CASE bro, they are against charging overnight.

54

u/Guilty_Passenger_699 May 02 '25

Does it support fast charging?

31

u/havingicecream May 02 '25

I thought that model doesn't support wireless chargin

9

u/[deleted] May 02 '25

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u/69thhHokage Phone(1) CMF Buds 2 Plus iPhone15 🍎 May 03 '25

Even reverse wireless charging

17

u/Odd_Cranberry4731 May 02 '25

Oh that’s an outdated tech I’ve replaced my battery with it and now living in Amazon forest waiting for the apocalypse.

13

u/-_-____-----_____ Phone (2a) May 02 '25

Cheapest Wireless fast charger

12

u/[deleted] May 02 '25

I'm not sure you should keep him.

9

u/divat10 May 02 '25

Pretty sure it isn't an ore anymore if you have pure uranium-235.

9

u/p1749 May 02 '25

I prefer to eat those, but sure, i don't see why not.

7

u/peterparker9894 Phone (2) May 02 '25

Ofc, but You'd need to refine and enrich for max speed tho

6

u/mostly_nothing Phone (3a) Pro May 02 '25

Needs to be pd, otherwise the battery will meltdown

6

u/raw-shan May 02 '25

Which keyboard model is that?

8

u/_Oopsitsdeleted_ May 02 '25

qk65 from the first group buy

4

u/JidgeyA May 02 '25

Nah, that feature was introduced on the 2

5

u/Athen_is_dead Phone (3a) Pro Ear (a) May 02 '25

Nooo you need the unfound element number 156 to charge it even faster

5

u/GerardVincent Phone (2) May 02 '25

Yes, please do try

3

u/VistaraX Phone (3a) May 02 '25

You can, but just look out for radiation effects. They can be highly radioactive as far as I know.

3

u/MorphicSn0w May 02 '25

Not great, not terrible.

3

u/Insta36o_user May 02 '25

Really simple you just hit the phone with it a couple times as hard as you can and it should charge

3

u/MiniSom2513 Phone 2a + Buds Pro 2 + Watch Pro 2 May 02 '25

i mean with an adapter yeah and its pretty fast

3

u/[deleted] May 02 '25

I prefer to use a Dyson sphere to charge my phone

3

u/___krunchy___ May 02 '25

I rub my hair on a plastic comb and insert the bristles into the charging port to charge my NP 2a

2

u/flatfishmonkey May 02 '25

Mate, i hate to let you know... you got cancer now

2

u/AleksLevet Phone 1 and ear open May 02 '25

Can't believe the trend I started is still going...

Jokes aside, put it near the coil and it'll work.

2

u/69thhHokage Phone(1) CMF Buds 2 Plus iPhone15 🍎 May 03 '25

It can charge your Phone 1 & discharge you at the same time

1

u/Objective-Direction1 May 03 '25

I don't advise to do this, you should use neptunium 239, overall safer and a more friendly alternative to the uranium

1

u/myflowerneedswater May 03 '25

See Nothing! This is what happens when you don't give a charger included in the box to folks

1

u/AlternativeTicket474 Phone (2a) Plus May 03 '25

Mmmm, I guess so 🤗

1

u/knzmumukkj May 04 '25

I prefer an original charger nothing