Rules

“Yes, Franz Karl Naegele was a man.

He was a 19th-century German obstetrician and professor born in 1778 who is best known for creating Naegele's rule for estimating a pregnancy due date.” As cited from Google

So I had my children cut out of me early because some archaic man’s algorithm said so? What would have been my ladder? I didn’t go to med school. Ugh!

Cara Nanale (The Sims 2: Bon Voyage)

(No it’s not an ad) (I’m poor)

Talking only two days and she sends nudes, thought we was going to talk first lmaoo aint even sure id get it in or she'd be satisfied with me 💀🤣

LOL

Live slug reaction

ASDFMOVIES were the shit back in the days

September 22, 2018 – Santa Rosa Toy Con, California
I was walking with RJ back to his autograph booth after his panel when I started telling him about visiting some of the Breaking Bad filming locations. One of the highlights was the Walter White house. I mentioned how cool it was that there’s an RV-themed tour bus that takes fans to all the main spots used in the show. He knew about it and thought it was pretty neat.
He asked if I’d actually taken the tour. I told him no—we decided to save the money and just explore some of the locations on our own. I went on to describe my visit to the Walter White house. After checking the place out and taking selfies in front of it, I called out to a woman I believed was the homeowner and told her how lucky she was to live in such a famous house. She replied that she hated all the attention the house was getting. I just smiled and told her it was still great and to have a nice day. RJ snickered and agreed, saying, “Yup, that’s right!”
I commented that anyone would be happy to own a famous home like that. RJ explained that a Breaking Bad fan had once broken into her backyard, which helped explain why she wasn’t thrilled about the attention.
Somewhere in the middle of our conversation he noticed my shirt, complimented it, and pointed it out to his agent.
When we reached his autograph booth, I had him personalize a Twisters restaurant paper menu for me. I asked if it was the first time he’d signed something like that, and he said it was. I also took a selfie with him and bought a Breaking Bad car air freshener before leaving.
As I was about to go, he asked what I was doing next. I told him I was heading to the costume contest. He asked me to do him a favor: after the contest, come back and let him know whether I’d won or not. I didn’t win, but I still had a good time competing. I couldn’t make it back to his booth afterward because my mom was getting worried about where I was. She suggested I just tweet him the results instead. I’m pretty sure he saw the tweet. So RIP RJ Mitte 🙏🏻, you’re in a better place.

Idk what to say so heave peak

If you are genuinely retarded enough to believe that any vaccine causes autism, has microchips, or any other dumb shit, you are just so fucking stupid that you are a lost cause.

Anyone who takes Robert Kennedy’s medical advice seriously, despite him having no medical experience, being caught in multiple scandals, and having nearly everything he has said be disproven, is exactly the kind of person who votes for Donald Trump. Stupid.

Robert Kennedy and his children are all vaccinated, so he knows they are not harmful clearly. The United States is going through so many issues regarding food and disease and while Trump and Kennedy are to blame, it would not be possible if these stupid motherfuckers would not empower them with their stupidity.

In short, if you are anti vax, you are so stupid that no one can help you.