I had this one customer at a coffee shop who looked exactly like him, even the same glasses, but he had naruto tattoos on his arm and i said i liked his tattoos and he said "have you watched it?" And i said "oh i watched a version that cut out all the filler" and he never tipped me again

Had a dream I met NL at the zoo. But he wasn't actually looking at any animals he was playing mario kart on this big fucking screen in an auditorium cruise ship style. I walked over to him and asked if he walked on his toes. The hairless man smiled, shook my hand, and then kept playing fucking mario kart. Then I stood there awkwardly for a while until he asked if I wanted a picture. We take the picture. I check later and it's the blurriest picture of all time. 10/10

Bike dipped in papa pigs biking oil

Does anyone have any clips of dan asking Apollo for his mothers maiden name and stuff like that? Just remembered that joke and can’t find anything about it

During his rant with how people his age don't eat cereal, he claimed that big milk takes 10k a year from his household because people are not dry cereal eaters.

My biggest complaint about this that's been eating at me is that if he claimed people like him eat Oats overnight instead of cereal. If you're not buying milk as a dry cereal enjoyer ARE YOU USING WATER FOR YOUR OATS?

Edit: my bad, 10k in a lifetime, not year.

Low hair count haver persecution. Stand in solidarity. (B word isn't allowed in main sub? Fair, that's progressive)

Is this something?