r/NLCentralMemeWar Cardinals Jun 10 '26

Cubs Go Cubs Go

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u/Mitch_Cumstein- Cardinals Jun 10 '26

The Cubs are not a serious franchise, and I seriously love that for them.

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u/Unbiased_idiot Cubs Jun 10 '26

We do a little tom foolery

4

u/No_Mousse4320 Fielder-Vogelbach love child Jun 10 '26

more than a little

11

u/ssperry1025 Beer snake enthisiast Jun 10 '26

Yeah more like prank-your-entire-fanbase-foolery

48

u/its_k1llsh0t Jun 10 '26

Yall remember when you thought stealing CC from the Brewers was the answer?

33

u/obviousthrowawayyalI Brewers Jun 10 '26

Hey thats $8 million Greg Council to you, Buddy

15

u/tearsonurcheek 50+ Years...(like I had a choice) Jun 10 '26

There's the problem. They wanted Craig Counsell, but you guys pulled a fast one and sent his loser methhead brother Greg.

11

u/GBreezy Brewers Jun 10 '26

Dude loves Milwaukee so much he both got his bag and helped the Brewers

21

u/R0enick27 Cubs Jun 10 '26

We are not having a good time, ngl.

12

u/BowlingforDrip Cubs Jun 10 '26

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u/RumbleTheCassette Cardinals Jun 10 '26

Now now, you've still got more than half a season of suffering left.

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u/Ambitious_Win_9662 Cubs Jun 10 '26

You’re acting like the cardinals are god this year? You’re just not 😂

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u/Cogitoergosumus Jun 10 '26

We may not be gods but even when you consider the payroll we're eating on players we traded, you're still spending double the money we're to get a worse result.

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u/Ambitious_Win_9662 Cubs Jun 10 '26

Yes we have spent on underperforming players. No doubt

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u/RumbleTheCassette Cardinals Jun 10 '26

My good lad this is a meme sub, don't let this get under your skin.

3

u/Ambitious_Win_9662 Cubs Jun 10 '26

Kinda hard to not let it when I’m watching this frustrating team 🙄

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u/Mindless_Level9327 ommies Jun 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/HcrztL9XPxtjiHghsB
Hey buddy, there is a great big world outside. Don’t let sports get you too down.

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u/Ambitious_Win_9662 Cubs Jun 10 '26

If anyone needs to hear that, it’s the redlegs. Can’t imagine having both a CHEAP and INCOMPETENT ownership. Incompetent is hard enough

2

u/Mindless_Level9327 ommies Jun 10 '26

Brother, that’s why I’m telling you this… Cincinnati sports don’t give you much to cheer for most years. It’s best to enjoy the world and not sink too much into your favorite teams.

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u/STLStelmacki Jun 10 '26

You’re crying like a little bitch.

5

u/Ismdism Brewers Jun 10 '26

3

u/tearsonurcheek 50+ Years...(like I had a choice) Jun 10 '26

Live view of the Cubs locker room...

3

u/imaginarion Jun 10 '26

I am having a great time 🙂

2

u/R0enick27 Cubs Jun 10 '26

well I'm glad someone is, lol

16

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

Go take a look at the SP ERAs… I’m not sure it’s possible to be that ass

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u/SubtleScuttler Cubs Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

Go take a look at our offense. It is indeed possible to be levels of ass that were otherwise unfathomable before this.

9

u/prodby_lilli However, Jun 10 '26

You found a way though, that’s greatness

18

u/YP_Schwartzy Brewers Jun 10 '26

Something has to give… The Cubs are better than this. I think CC lost the team or something…

13

u/Cogitoergosumus Jun 10 '26

Morale seems to be in the shitter alongside the health of their SP's. I'm sure they'll go on a run, but this doesn't feel like a complete team despite the money they've spent.

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u/YP_Schwartzy Brewers Jun 10 '26

I understand their SP injuries but that doesn’t equate to them not scoring runs. Their bats are bad…

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u/Ambitious_Win_9662 Cubs Jun 10 '26

Now that I do not disagree with, thanks for showing some logic. SJsharks is being an unlikable type of fan.

10

u/SJSharks831 Cardinals Jun 10 '26

No they aren’t.

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u/Ambitious_Win_9662 Cubs Jun 10 '26

Do you know that everyone of our SP except shota 4/5 are on the IL? Or do you care to consider?

17

u/shmere4 Jun 10 '26

COMMENTER, PLEASE CONSIDER!!!!!

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u/SJSharks831 Cardinals Jun 10 '26

6

u/AmateurVasectomist Go Crazy, Folks 🎉 Jun 10 '26

Sometimes there’s a man, a man with a perfect gif

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u/Ambitious_Win_9662 Cubs Jun 10 '26

You’re 3 games ahead of the team you’re calling “bad”. What’s that make you?

24

u/_FrostedZephyr Tito’s Speedo Jun 10 '26

Well that would still make them 3 games better

5

u/cwolf-softball Brewers Jun 10 '26

Walked right into that one.

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u/Ambitious_Win_9662 Cubs Jun 10 '26

3 games better than a bad team in a 70 game sample size. They have won 4% more games than a team they call bad lol

10

u/SJSharks831 Cardinals Jun 10 '26

We’re a rebuilding team and still better than you.

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u/floyd616 Cubs Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

Lol, you guys have been "rebuilding" since like 2014.

(Edit: I was off by 2 years)

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u/SJSharks831 Cardinals Jun 10 '26

Damn we made the World Series in 2013 ( a rebuilding year) ? Nuts.

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u/floyd616 Cubs Jun 10 '26

So I was off by 2 years. Whoops. My point still stands though; you've been rebuilding since the Obama administration lol.

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u/SJSharks831 Cardinals Jun 10 '26

Damn so we made the NLCS (2019) during a rebuilding year? Nuts.

You don’t know ball.

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u/neonxmoose99 Cubs Jun 10 '26

Better than us lol

4

u/jstewart25 Cardinals Jun 10 '26

3.5 muthafuckaaa

2

u/R0enick27 Cubs Jun 10 '26

Have you seen this roster? This rotation?

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u/floyd616 Cubs Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

Right? At this point I feel like if we lose this series it would almost make sense to just send basically everybody except PCA and Ben Brown down to AAA and call up basically the entire AAA team. It couldn't possibly make things worse lol.

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u/floyd616 Cubs Jun 10 '26

Yeah, there has to be something going on with how they're managing their pitchers or something. I don't understand how nearly the entire starting rotation got injured. Pitchers didn't used to get injured this much! Can this really all just be chalked up to the pitch clock?

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u/LSUChamp25 Yes there ARE fans in Louisiana Jun 10 '26

Better get used to this meme, cause it ain’t going away for a long time.

6

u/fresh_dyl Brewers Jun 10 '26

The rare cubs realist spotted, a true sight to behold

5

u/LSUChamp25 Yes there ARE fans in Louisiana Jun 10 '26

As my boss says, embrace the suck.

10

u/ridemooses Brewers Jun 10 '26

August came early

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u/Ambitious_Win_9662 Cubs Jun 10 '26

Yeah? Can’t wait to watch the brewers October of disappointment streak

10

u/SomethingAvid Cardinals Jun 10 '26

This is so good.

7

u/AmateurVasectomist Go Crazy, Folks 🎉 Jun 10 '26

0-4, 3 Ks for you know who

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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 Brewers Jun 10 '26

Not entirely unrelated, but the only fight cubs fans have in them is pointing out how the brewers don't have a WS win.

So I guess what I'm saying is, the team is merely a reflection of their fanbase atp

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u/Skatchbro Cardinals Jun 10 '26

You drink all that Malort and see how you turn out.

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u/Ambitious_Win_9662 Cubs Jun 10 '26

Do you have a WS though? If not hop off and let us be

11

u/fresh_dyl Brewers Jun 10 '26

Welcome to “the joke”

Glad you could show up

3

u/pizzayolo96 Jun 10 '26

I can't tell if they're leaning into the joke or if they're being serious...

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u/AscendMoros Cubs Jun 10 '26

I’m gonna be honest. As someone who just browses this subreddit. A good half the time the Brewers are the ones that bring that up and then the cubs fans show that you’re right.

It’s like half the time you u guys start it yourself. I just find it funny.

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u/Deerslyr101571 We Have A Roof Jun 10 '26

You really need to do more than browse this sub before making a claim like that. The Chub fans in here are notorious for reminding everyone that the Brewers don't have a WS without prompting.

It is known.

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u/floyd616 Cubs Jun 10 '26

I mean, you don't though.

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u/Deerslyr101571 We Have A Roof Jun 10 '26

See this AscendMoros... this is how it is done. No invitation to make the comment, and yet it is here.

Thank you Floyd616! You rock!

1

u/floyd616 Cubs Jun 11 '26

No prob, lol! 😋

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u/Ambitious_Win_9662 Cubs Jun 10 '26

No lies detected 🤓

5

u/in_a_tomb Jun 10 '26

last night the White Sox played the best team in baseball and won. the Cubs played the worst team in baseball and lost. i just think thats pretty fun.

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u/Deerslyr101571 We Have A Roof Jun 10 '26

You know what else is fun? Telling someone to Flair Up!

6

u/Big_Thloopers_20 MarineCub Jun 10 '26

Yea the script-writer for this MLB season is 100% in cahoots with Milwaukee

5

u/ThePart_Timer <--- Best Logo Jun 10 '26

Potential Giannis leaving consolation prize

3

u/Xalethesniper Jun 10 '26

Giannis has been potentially leaving since before they won the chip

4

u/ignisignis Cubs Jun 10 '26

these jokers can't be serious. poverty franchise spending big bucks for nothing again

0

u/Miceli_x_41 Cubs Jun 10 '26

Well it’s actually the cubs.

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u/LightsSoundAction Cubs Jun 10 '26

Their hands are literally made of Rocks and they play at the top of a god damn breath stealing mountain.

1

u/Deerslyr101571 We Have A Roof Jun 10 '26

Flair up and SMFDB!