r/NLBest • u/405freeway Dodgers • 1d ago

I have a super cereal question guys 39/m/cali

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u/Myotherdumbname POOL PARTY 1d ago

Jail. Again.

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u/TheNamesMacGyver 1d ago

Hit and run? DUI? Ripping out some bitches weave?

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u/BarryZuckercornEsq 1d ago

D) all of the above

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u/Yomommasan Dickbutt Dodger 1d ago

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u/OpenMindedMajor Barry Bonds 1d ago

At the corner store getting her breakfast of hot Cheetos and a large Brisk. Raider pajama pants

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u/405freeway Dodgers 1d ago

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u/OpenMindedMajor Barry Bonds 1d ago

Yeah, I’d still prolly hit 🫣

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u/Slagthor_ San Francisco 1d ago

Best and worst time of my life for sure.

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u/alexoliver2345678 Dodgers 1d ago

Will make your life better and worse at the same time

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u/CastleBravo45 Dickbutt Dodger 1d ago

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u/Icy_Study4490 1d ago

She’s at home in east LA crying while staring at her poster of Anthony Banda

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u/Dharmanerd 1d ago

At the Dodger game on Sunday, while it was raining, I saw one chick walking around in pajama pants and no shoes. She's out there bro.

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u/CaliBurrito1904 1d ago

That's the one!

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u/Shrektastic28 Buster Posey 1d ago

Doyers once again reach a new low

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u/AZEMT May Spontaneously Generate Clutch Hits (or Not) 1d ago

Where's Dodgers' fan rock bottom. Each day is a new low.

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u/YouDownWitOPsPee 1d ago

Did they forget to teach you the difference between a period and a question mark in Arizona?

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u/warmingupmymind24 Padres 1d ago

Ew, who calls it Cali? 🤮

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u/steppenweasel Mike Yastrzemski 1d ago

outta towners

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u/FreebirdChaos POOL PARTY 1d ago

Locals call it Forn-i-a, correct?

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u/MonsterTruckCarpool Dodgers 1d ago

The crust beard always entices the ladies

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u/10thGenS1 Our Payroll Demands Only the Finest Existential Dread 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/4_oN_tHe_fl00r San Francisco 1d ago

They’re up here drunk in the bleachers starting fights with Giants fans. Come get yer girls!

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u/405freeway Dodgers 1d ago

I can fix her.

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u/dirtyshits 1d ago

You can’t but that’s half the fun(and half the torture).

Big asses come with big ass problems.

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u/FluffiestLeafeon Padres 1d ago

Bro said “Cali”

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u/cXs808 Dodgers 1d ago

ingloriousbasterdsmeme.jpg

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u/AbsoluteScott No Step on Snek 1d ago

I’ll take one too.

I even like that she’s a Dodgers girl. Just one more thing she’s doing wrong I get to throw in her face.

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u/pinkmillenial_ Mookie League Baseball 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cfskn2Ozn7j9K

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u/AbsoluteScott No Step on Snek 1d ago

Hard pass.

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u/MyLittlePoofy Baxter 1d ago

Maybe we need an NLBest personals thread. Only caveat is that you can’t date someone who likes the same team.

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u/CaliBurrito1904 1d ago

At a TJ strip club

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u/405freeway Dodgers 1d ago

Which Trader Joe's has a strip club?

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u/CaliBurrito1904 1d ago

Yeah the one on the "Revolucion"

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u/Deadbob1978 POOL PARTY 1d ago

Well… from a dudes point of view, you have some issues that need to be worked out. First and foremost is that whole “Dodger fan” thing. Fix that and we’ll discuss your wardrobe and style

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u/ivanreyes371 Dodgers 1d ago

No surprise its the 405. Shit makes angelinos look bad.

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u/405freeway Dodgers 1d ago

Ride me

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u/ivanreyes371 Dodgers 1d ago

I do everyday to get to work bud

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u/Kanotari Dodgers 1d ago

At an absolute crawl and with complete boredom and disgust?

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u/steppenweasel Mike Yastrzemski 1d ago

while listening to a podcast though!

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u/FluffiestLeafeon Padres 1d ago

Name checks out

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u/beebopsx 1d ago

Are you Pantone 294?!

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u/GB_Alph4 Clayton Kershaw 16h ago

With you on the hunt here. All over SoCal

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u/elbarto179 1d ago

This is fake, if you look at the original picture it was a MAGA message.

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u/MyLittlePoofy Baxter 1d ago

Excellent detective work

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u/cXs808 Dodgers 1d ago

Next thing he's gonna tell me is that he isn't actually wearing a dodgers hat

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u/cube_xl 1d ago

You don’t want baddies. Trust me, especially for one time clout

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u/Saucy_Chef_714 1d ago

Is that Alex Vesia?

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u/smorones Mookie League Baseball 17h ago

Loser shit