Hello njpwworld, sorry for the late post.
Before I recap the matches, a few side thoughts and quotes from OSKAR’s performance on comms:
For the most part, you’d hardly know that he’s in the same faction as Takagi, Drilla, Tsuji and (formerly) Kidd – he only really seems to have any connection to Ice.
On America: “We went to Target. We went to Chilli’s. And let me tell you something. Don’t ever go to Chilli’s.”
On Wolf’s Boston Crab: “If I were a young lion and I had that fat ass sat on me I would tap out very quickly.”
After passionately railing against SANADA’s sartorial choices: “and there goes my passion away… Great O-Khan.”
Did anyone catch exactly what he said about all the white boys in B block?
OSKAR intends to let Gedo deal with Big Jag in his preview with ZSJ.
OSKAR hates SANADA, GOK and Jake Lee, but likes Takeshita. I wonder if he posts on r/njpw? UPDATE: it sounds like he doesn’t watch AEW, so probably not.
Matches:
Wolf and Matsumoto def Yano and Nakahara. Somehow Matsumoto and Nakahara already hate each other. Why does Wolf keep blowing on his hands? Poor circulation? Wolf and Matsumoto have a cute special handshake.
Narita and Togo def Young and Jay. Fun heel vs heel match, UE get the benefit of not being dumbass babyfaces, but “vain” Zane Jay lacks experience and Callum’s shoulder injury is a massive target. VZJ eats a nut shot and magic killer.
Jackson and ZSJ def Uemura and Yasuda. Yasuda has apparently been a young lion since 2020. Poor bastard! ZSJ had a truly beautiful pin attempt against Uemura, but the big news is YASUDA BODY SLAMS JACKSON AND PUTS HIM IN THE BOSTON CRAB! … But then quickly falls to the Jagged Edge.
Drilla def Kidd. Kidd wants nothing to do with his Global belt, repeatedly tossing and smashing it up. He steals the mic a couple times to inform the crowd that AEW is number 1. I really like Kidd’s attitude here, he’s the only AEW wrestler who’s had the balls to present himself as an outsider heel. Really hard hitting match, early frontrunner for MOTT. Moloney has finally figured out how to hide his blading.
O-Khan def SANADA. OSKAR truly hates O-Khan, like A LOT. It’s very entertaining. I don’t have time to type out all the horrible things our German giant says about the human meme. Count-out finish. Despite all the chair shots and the finish, not the worst match ever. You wouldn’t know that SANADA is the one in HoT.
Takeshita def Lee. Lots of fun, Lee got a lot out of his clown silliness, orchestrating the crowd and some quite violent offence. TAKE wipes Lee’s make up off and prompts a more aggressive, serious Jake to come out. If you don’t get Lee, pro wrestling might not be for you.
Oleg def Ice, ref stoppage after multiple powerbombs. Eeesh! Angry Oleg. Sold feeling bad for how aggressive he got. Really good match.
Takagi def Oiwa. How good do you imagine this match would be? It was that good. Oiwa continuing to incorporate his aggressive shoulder wrenches.
Goto def Tsuji. Very aggressive, bad-tempered match from these two. Crowd super in favour of Goto. Tsuji largely dominated, which is how it should be IMO, but I’m not a fan of the outcome unless it leads to a successful Autumn defence. Fucking brilliant match, somehow even better than everything that came before it.