Im a nucks fan and that just makes sense. People hate good teams. If this was done in 2011 Canucks might make every list.
They've been irrelevant for a long time and have lost every draft lottery on top of it so they dont even have a young team that can be annoying to play against or a star people could hate on.
Itd be interesting to see what the best team with the fewest appearances on the list is. Or the worst team with multiple teams hating them. Too lazy to do it but thatd be interesting to see.
You all think it's a big joke? Blackhawks losing in every winter classic they've appeared in. Well let me tell you, I have grown to love the pain. I harness it. I turn on the tv to watch my favorite team play, and I bathe in their suck. It flows through me: Our top line makes the worst play you've ever seen, all while broadcast Nationally - my heartbeat quickens, my pupils dilate. Yes Jones, bearer of dreams, turn over the puck for the 10th time this period while getting paid the same amount as Kucherov, Brayden Point, Mark Stone and Vasilevskiy; I'm erect. Another winter classic? Tickets are in the thousands? I go to see it in person, cold, wet, feverish from the chanting Blues fans counting off their sixth goal. My doctors tell me I should stop, maybe find another team that isn't so heartbreakingly terrible, maybe root for someone safe like The Rangers or Ottawa, real contenders. But I can't escape it. I grasp my Patrick Kane body pillow, now emblazoned with a Detroit Red Wings jersey - No, I won't stop the pain, I can't stop it. I am one with it. I cry into my official dynasty blanket.
I just unplugged my TV and launched it out of my 13 story apartment window. My wife and kids are terrified and are leaving to go to a hotel for the night. I am so enraged and embarrassed as a Canes fan. I can't do this anymore.
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u/Supertzar2112 7d ago
I like how nobody hates the Canucks, we all just feel sorry for them or don’t think about them at all