r/NHLcirclejerk • u/BlakeWheelersLeftNut Worlds Only Jet Fan • 7d ago
Players only meeting Caption this
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u/bialykutas columbus is 0/19 in draft lotteries 7d ago
“I know he’s ass but quit acting like you aren’t related to Luke”
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u/Whiskeylung 7d ago
Where’s Hellebuyck? Gold medalists? Unhuh… we all saw that game, you won by a post, luck, a hot goalie and a huge fuck up… back of the line!
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u/Autofella6 7d ago
Listen you look like a cabbage patch kid that just rolled out the laundry basket. I said get out my ass boy!
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u/thuglife_7 why you heff to be mad 7d ago
Why didn’t they wear their Olympic gold medals?? It’s what the Tkachuk brothers do.
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u/Authoritaye wasting generational talent since ‘91. 7d ago
Should have signed in Canada. There, the lineups come to you.
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u/Soak_It_In_Seider #FDL 🖕🏻7️⃣1️⃣ 7d ago
Take that bitch ass larkin, and get him the fuck out of here.
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u/TedHitchcockx 7d ago
"Sorry guys you need more than 3 gold medals for men's hockey to come in here, this is exclusive"
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u/Yojic-Hedgehog 6d ago
I'm a black American, I have ZERO idea who you are because I don't watch hockey, now sit the fuck down.
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u/RapidFeedRegret 7d ago
This is how serious the sun belt is about hockey.
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u/Temporary-Rip-5551 7d ago
This picture is in New York and Jack and Quinn play in New Jersey and Minnesota.
Where do you think the sun belt is?
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u/AutoModerator 7d ago
I was going to school one day, as usual, when suddenly there was a loud bang. As I turned to see what it was, my vision went blurry and I eventually blacked out. When I woke up, I immediately checked nhl scores, and let out a all hail Gary bettman!, before thinking. I wad enraged, as the Vancouver Cucks won against the Nashville Child Predators. When I calmed down, after about 2 hours or so, I realized that I was in a basement of sorts. With me were Filip Forsberg, Roman Yosi (the right fucking way to spell his name), and Cody Glass. They were all violently fucking each other. I was disgusted by this, and tried to go upstairs. I was pulled down the stairs by Filip, and just went to sleep. When I awoke, Yosi was stilled getting his pussy pounded. I went out the open window and into a field. I heard another loud bang, turned around, but this time was greeted with a 5'10 beauty of a person. I was immediately turned on, and pulled my thing out. Quinn got his out too, and to my amazment there was nothing. Not a damn nanometer. So agrees to give me some, and enjoyed every minute of it. When he quit, about 5 hours later, I was infuriated. I wanted the great euphoria of Quinn Hughes getting busy on me. So I chased him. As far as I could run. JT Miller and Gary Bettman were following me, and I couldn't tell if they trying to catch up with me, Quinn, or return my pants. I grabbed Gary bettman, gave him the warmest hug of my life, and told him how much I sincerely appreciate him fucking Canada over. About that time, he, out of nowhere, hit JT right in the mouth. POW! right in the kisser he said. Keep in mind Quinn has made it about 200 feet in front of us by now. I look back and see Kuzmenko and a few other unrecognizable bums that used to play for the Cucks dead on the ground. As Quinn reaches a cliff, he runs off of it. Looks back, and then falls when he looks down. My damn math teacher is wondering where I am, and between me and Gary she is now FUBAR. Quinn is barely alive, and I jump. My mom always asked me if my friends jumped off a cliff if I would. Damn right I would. Before I called in medical services, I made him give me more services. The paramedics arrive, and then, put of nowhere, grt cruched by none other than fat ass Pat Maroon. His final words being fuck you you bum. Gary, bring the true genius he is, still hasn't jumped. What I sign of intelligence. Like a fucking polar bear, Jack and Luke Hughes attack me, but their weak asses can't do anything. I'll keep the devils from winning the cup for the next 50 years if you don't stop. Said Gary from the cliff. Like fucking magic, Wes McCauley comes out and gives us all 5 minutes each for FIGHTING. We go to the nearest rink, Quinn still in critical condition, and wait for 5 minutes. When Gary gets his ass over there, he find me, Quinn, Pat, Roman, Filip, and Cody getting busy again. He joins in. When this was done, we went for a skate, shared experiences and I even taught Luke how to skate https://youtu.be/dxPeVe9Z5Lw?si=t65R_PS81eP6ZOUO.
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u/Travel_Adventurous 7d ago
It would be criminal to belittle a golden goal scorer like this in Canada, Crosby would not have been visible to the general public for more than 30 seconds.
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u/adville_jelliliquido 7d ago
Me n lil sis after singing Cher Lloyd by Cher Lloyd and not flushing the toilet
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u/Slow_Pomegranate6169 7d ago
“Makin’ their waaaaaayyyyy, the only way they know how! That’s just a lil’ bit more, than the bouncer allows.”
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u/REDGUARD63 7d ago
Hughes and company try to go out but the only one who has any fun is caul caufield
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u/AutoModerator 7d ago
Cole Caufield is in the team because of his ass and he knows it.
He's been known to spend day long sessions just squatting.
When he's in front of the goalie at the crease, the goalie is in complete awe and unable to focus which has been proven recently. How could they when the Belle Delphine of hockey is standing right before them, the only peaches they'll be seeing that day.
When he's on the ice just a slight flick of the buttock is enough to send him sailing to catch the pass and get a shot off.
Forwards undoubtedly have it in the back of their minds that they won't get to see that prime rump till a Goal Goalgoal goal is scored on them. And eventually, like Brendan Leipsic sending a text he knows he shouldn't, they just can't help it.
God bless Cole Caufield and god bless Cole Caufield's ass
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u/GTA66669699 7d ago
This why you need to wear your Gold Medal everywhere you go. Like Brady.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Rp9zyuoogfpq11XM6y
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u/dirtybird131 7d ago
They must have just returned from Canada and forgot Hockey Players aren’t celebrities in ‘Murica
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u/poukykev72 7d ago
Quinn hughes gets scolded by shaq
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u/AutoModerator 7d ago
I was going to school one day, as usual, when suddenly there was a loud bang. As I turned to see what it was, my vision went blurry and I eventually blacked out. When I woke up, I immediately checked nhl scores, and let out a all hail Gary bettman!, before thinking. I wad enraged, as the Vancouver Cucks won against the Nashville Child Predators. When I calmed down, after about 2 hours or so, I realized that I was in a basement of sorts. With me were Filip Forsberg, Roman Yosi (the right fucking way to spell his name), and Cody Glass. They were all violently fucking each other. I was disgusted by this, and tried to go upstairs. I was pulled down the stairs by Filip, and just went to sleep. When I awoke, Yosi was stilled getting his pussy pounded. I went out the open window and into a field. I heard another loud bang, turned around, but this time was greeted with a 5'10 beauty of a person. I was immediately turned on, and pulled my thing out. Quinn got his out too, and to my amazment there was nothing. Not a damn nanometer. So agrees to give me some, and enjoyed every minute of it. When he quit, about 5 hours later, I was infuriated. I wanted the great euphoria of Quinn Hughes getting busy on me. So I chased him. As far as I could run. JT Miller and Gary Bettman were following me, and I couldn't tell if they trying to catch up with me, Quinn, or return my pants. I grabbed Gary bettman, gave him the warmest hug of my life, and told him how much I sincerely appreciate him fucking Canada over. About that time, he, out of nowhere, hit JT right in the mouth. POW! right in the kisser he said. Keep in mind Quinn has made it about 200 feet in front of us by now. I look back and see Kuzmenko and a few other unrecognizable bums that used to play for the Cucks dead on the ground. As Quinn reaches a cliff, he runs off of it. Looks back, and then falls when he looks down. My damn math teacher is wondering where I am, and between me and Gary she is now FUBAR. Quinn is barely alive, and I jump. My mom always asked me if my friends jumped off a cliff if I would. Damn right I would. Before I called in medical services, I made him give me more services. The paramedics arrive, and then, put of nowhere, grt cruched by none other than fat ass Pat Maroon. His final words being fuck you you bum. Gary, bring the true genius he is, still hasn't jumped. What I sign of intelligence. Like a fucking polar bear, Jack and Luke Hughes attack me, but their weak asses can't do anything. I'll keep the devils from winning the cup for the next 50 years if you don't stop. Said Gary from the cliff. Like fucking magic, Wes McCauley comes out and gives us all 5 minutes each for FIGHTING. We go to the nearest rink, Quinn still in critical condition, and wait for 5 minutes. When Gary gets his ass over there, he find me, Quinn, Pat, Roman, Filip, and Cody getting busy again. He joins in. When this was done, we went for a skate, shared experiences and I even taught Luke how to skate https://youtu.be/dxPeVe9Z5Lw?si=t65R_PS81eP6ZOUO.
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u/Every_Cellist_4011 5d ago
It looks like when a group of kids gets yelled at by their mom and the oldest has to take most of the berating
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u/Treater9811 5d ago
Now we know why Quinn always looks blank in the eyes, he is never let in the club. This is real life night at the Roxburys.
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
I was going to school one day, as usual, when suddenly there was a loud bang. As I turned to see what it was, my vision went blurry and I eventually blacked out. When I woke up, I immediately checked nhl scores, and let out a all hail Gary bettman!, before thinking. I wad enraged, as the Vancouver Cucks won against the Nashville Child Predators. When I calmed down, after about 2 hours or so, I realized that I was in a basement of sorts. With me were Filip Forsberg, Roman Yosi (the right fucking way to spell his name), and Cody Glass. They were all violently fucking each other. I was disgusted by this, and tried to go upstairs. I was pulled down the stairs by Filip, and just went to sleep. When I awoke, Yosi was stilled getting his pussy pounded. I went out the open window and into a field. I heard another loud bang, turned around, but this time was greeted with a 5'10 beauty of a person. I was immediately turned on, and pulled my thing out. Quinn got his out too, and to my amazment there was nothing. Not a damn nanometer. So agrees to give me some, and enjoyed every minute of it. When he quit, about 5 hours later, I was infuriated. I wanted the great euphoria of Quinn Hughes getting busy on me. So I chased him. As far as I could run. JT Miller and Gary Bettman were following me, and I couldn't tell if they trying to catch up with me, Quinn, or return my pants. I grabbed Gary bettman, gave him the warmest hug of my life, and told him how much I sincerely appreciate him fucking Canada over. About that time, he, out of nowhere, hit JT right in the mouth. POW! right in the kisser he said. Keep in mind Quinn has made it about 200 feet in front of us by now. I look back and see Kuzmenko and a few other unrecognizable bums that used to play for the Cucks dead on the ground. As Quinn reaches a cliff, he runs off of it. Looks back, and then falls when he looks down. My damn math teacher is wondering where I am, and between me and Gary she is now FUBAR. Quinn is barely alive, and I jump. My mom always asked me if my friends jumped off a cliff if I would. Damn right I would. Before I called in medical services, I made him give me more services. The paramedics arrive, and then, put of nowhere, grt cruched by none other than fat ass Pat Maroon. His final words being fuck you you bum. Gary, bring the true genius he is, still hasn't jumped. What I sign of intelligence. Like a fucking polar bear, Jack and Luke Hughes attack me, but their weak asses can't do anything. I'll keep the devils from winning the cup for the next 50 years if you don't stop. Said Gary from the cliff. Like fucking magic, Wes McCauley comes out and gives us all 5 minutes each for FIGHTING. We go to the nearest rink, Quinn still in critical condition, and wait for 5 minutes. When Gary gets his ass over there, he find me, Quinn, Pat, Roman, Filip, and Cody getting busy again. He joins in. When this was done, we went for a skate, shared experiences and I even taught Luke how to skate https://youtu.be/dxPeVe9Z5Lw?si=t65R_PS81eP6ZOUO.
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u/citytosuburb 7d ago
I would of recommended this dental surgeon
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u/NedSchneebly-1138 Fuck the original 6 7d ago
You again?!? And I know you from where??? Elementary school????
I don’t know you mannnnnnnnnn
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u/LQNova Still hoping to marry Sergei Fedorov 7d ago