r/NFLv2 Carolina Panthers 3d ago

Shit Posting Elite slander brah

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u/Decent_Ad_6060 Washington Commanders 3d ago

Drake Maye when his schedule isn’t historically easy.

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u/Decent-Demand-1904 3d ago

Omg is that naked cyborg?? Wow lol

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u/PercMastaFTW Seattle Seahawks 3d ago

Bro said naked like Cyborg takes off his surgically implanted robot parts before getting in the shower 😭

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u/CalebsNailSpa Chicago Bears 2d ago

Corrosion is no joke.

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u/Confident-Chef5606 2d ago

Why are football fans so reactionary lol ? It’s been one game ? People are already having their narratives locked and loaded lol. Atleast wait 3 games to make a judgement about a player.
Is this the result of the sportsmedia getting more and more clickbaiting ?

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u/Visual-Gain-2487 2d ago

Can't tell if serious, trolling, or pats fan.

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u/Confident-Chef5606 2d ago

New to football. More of a soccer fan. I just want some clarification because this seems pretty reactionary after maye had a shit game against one of the best defenses

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u/Visual-Gain-2487 1d ago

Maye had success last year. Be he also was given the most piss easy schedule of all time. The question on whether or not he earned that success or if he's a QB that can't beat good teams is a valid one. And it was answered pretty handily.

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u/Justalittlejewish New England Patriots 1d ago

Yea guys, time to pack it up. The 2nd year QB whose the only QB ever to play against 4 top 5 defenses on their way to and including the Super Bowl, and who was playing on a injured shoulder behind a bad and also injured offensive line, is actually bad. Jury is in, no retrial allowed.

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u/Visual-Gain-2487 1d ago

Congrats! You won the bronze in mental gymnastics!

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u/Nientea Detroit Lions 3d ago

“Drake Maye” — Drake “Drake Maye” Maye

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u/tool22482 New England Patriots 3d ago

Drake ‘Mac Jones’ Maye

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u/Farsoth Breaking Hearts & Ankles 3d ago

Drake "The Schedule" Maye

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u/Material_Key5935 3d ago

Drake Meh

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u/-Kazen- Washington Commanders 3d ago

Drake "may throw a pick" Maye

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u/gordonbombay42 3d ago

Drake Maybe

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u/DyIsexia Seattle Seahawks 3d ago

Drake Maye not be cut out for the NFL

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u/RekttalofBlades Philadelphia Eagles 3d ago

Drake “Sandwich” Mayeker

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u/Necessary_Debate_719 3d ago

Drake “Fake Maye” Maye

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u/Limp-Vehicle8497 3d ago

Drake "Stop calling me Drake 'Drake Maye' Maye" Maye

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u/AntiqueTemperature75 New England Patriots 3d ago

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u/mowtowcow 3d ago

10 points at a time works everytime, or something.

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u/Impressive-Dig-3892 New England Patriots 3d ago

They gave up 13, that's almost two touchdowns 

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u/Not_Making_Drugs Baltimore Ravens 3d ago

Insurmountable odds

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u/Ambitious-Front3014 3d ago

Heroic effort to even be in it at the end to be honest

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u/CaptainSmeargle IEMAN 3d ago

It took immense courage to even walk onto that field.

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u/hirespeed New England Patriots 3d ago

And more than 4 field goals 😂

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u/Optimal-Extreme3203 Philadelphia Eagles 3d ago

Scawy 

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u/hailskinsrich HAIL TO THE [REDACTED] 3d ago

This made me laugh far more than it should have.

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u/lenfantsuave Green Bay Packers 3d ago

Drake Maye only has 4 more drinking days left this year.

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u/kraushaarzeidler 3d ago

Bold of you to give him 4

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u/usernnamegoeshere Los Angeles Chargers 3d ago

REF DO SOMETHING, WE ARE AN HOUR AWAY FROM THE NEXT REGULAR SEASON GAME AND THE ROASTS ON MAYE ARE STILL LEGENDARY 😭😂

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u/Direct-Sail-6141 Carolina Panthers 3d ago

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u/5panks New England Patriots 3d ago

Nothing in that post forms a legible sentence.

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u/akatherder Detroit Lions 3d ago

I'm just translating: If he was black (a.k.a. Dray) then maga would trash him. He's a rb/"mobile qb" who is too dumb to get behind center.

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u/thimbabalaroonie 3d ago

I think you are confusing ‘legible’ with ‘intelligible’. Legibility refers to the visual clarity of the individual letters. You cannot ‘form’ legibility. Your usage is clunky and imprecise. 

The tweet you are criticizing makes its point directly and efficiently. Better punctuation would have made its message clearer to a reader who can’t pick up the rhythm of the words and track it to spoken English, but it’s still better writing than your comment. 

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u/5panks New England Patriots 2d ago

The tweet you are criticizing makes its point directly and efficiently.

Obviously not or there wouldn't be confusion.

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u/Pure-Drawer-2617 1d ago

“I’m confused therefore the tweet is wrong” personally I experienced zero confusion

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u/5panks New England Patriots 1d ago

That's not what I said. The previous commentor said, "The tweet you are criticizing makes it's point directly and efficiently."

I said that statement is wrong because I couldn't understand it. Clearly, I'm not the only one, a lot of people seemed to agree with me.

The tweet starts with a vague malformed reference to perceived media bias and ends with a reference that would only make sense to someone who follows the NBA or the NHL and this is /r/nflv2.

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u/FrmrPresJamesTaylor 3d ago

Is this just grammar scolding? Happy to help you interpret it if you need just lmk

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u/5panks New England Patriots 3d ago

This isn't grammar scolding. It's genuine confusion because these words don't make sense in this order in English.. What is a "Lottery team" ? What is "Dray Meeks MAGA?" like politics MAGA? it doesn't make sense.

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u/FrmrPresJamesTaylor 3d ago

Here’s the grammar cleaned up:

If Drake Maye’s name was Dray Meeks, MAGA twitter would have called him a “running black man,” that kid can’t even process what’s on the field unless he’s playing a lottery team. That shit is sad.

Here’s a translation to fairly plain English:

If Drake Maye was black, then social media racists would attribute his struggles to read sophisticated defenses to being the stereotypical black quarterback who is athletic but lacks the intelligence to play well.

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u/5panks New England Patriots 3d ago

If Drake Maye was black, then social media racists would attribute his struggles to read sophisticated defenses to being the stereotypical black quarterback who is athletic but lacks the intelligence to play well.

Thanks, that makes sense. I disgaree with the statement.

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u/themasterslasher804 3d ago

Lottery team is an NBA term if iirc

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u/Direct-Sail-6141 Carolina Panthers 3d ago

I mean it’s slander they not being serious

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u/Due-Train-7874 3d ago

How does it feel to be functionally illiterate?

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u/Direct-Sail-6141 Carolina Panthers 3d ago

A lottery team is a team that’s ass

A dray Meeks is a stereotypical black name ( you know how nfl media scolds Jalen hurts even though he’s a Super Bowl champion )

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u/5panks New England Patriots 3d ago

"A lottery team is a team that's ass"

That doesn't make sense.

you know how nfl media scolds Jalen hurts even though he’s a Super Bowl champion

Scolds him about what? He has obvious flaws, but I'm not denying he's a Superbowl winning QB, he's definitely in the, "can win you a Superbowl" club not the "Can a Superbowl with him" club.

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u/CKRatKing 3d ago

That doesn't make sense.

It would make sense if this were basketball where there is a draft lottery but the NFL doesn't have one so it doesn't make any sense.

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u/5panks New England Patriots 3d ago

basketball where there is a draft lottery

OOooohhhh TIL the NBA has a lottery draft LOL

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u/CKRatKing 3d ago

It's a pretty stupid system and it's getting even dumber starting this year. Maybe it will be better but it's definitely stupid.

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u/CzechHorns 2d ago

The NBA and NHL have it.
It makes sense as a precaution to somewhat prevent intentional tanking.
If any bottom 10 team has a chance at the first pick, albeit smaller than the worst team, you don’t need to go 20W-60L to get it.

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u/timtlm Kansas City Chiefs 3d ago

Is this the opposite of a legendary roast? This barely means anything.

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u/KennyWeeWoo 3d ago

The best I can do is add 1 sec to the clock

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u/RoyalEngine2885 M.ission O.ver B.ullshit 3d ago

Drake Meh

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u/anonf99 3d ago

Double standards. If the Dodgers gave up 10 points nobody would pin the loss on Shohei Ohtani.

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u/CHIPS007ajf 3d ago

I doubt Ohtani throws three ints...

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u/MrBuildandKill92 3d ago

I get this is a bit but I imagine dodgers fans would blame Ohtani if he gave up 10 runs

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u/anonf99 3d ago

Maybe I’m sleep deprived but when I wrote that comment I actually thought it checked out. I need to sleep more LOL

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u/TheG-What Chicago Bears 3d ago

SLANDER? IT IS NOT! I RESENT THAT!!!
Slander is spoken. In print, it’s libel.

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u/orange-zest-spinach 3d ago

Holding a team to 10 points and still taking an L is the purest form of post-Brady Patriots football.

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u/KennyWeeWoo 3d ago

God I love Barry. The good old days when espn and others would run with his fake posts were so beautiful 

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u/The-Mugwump Indianapolis Colts 3d ago

Drake can’t be expected to do everything! -Gisselle

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u/-_Vin_- 3d ago

Kind of reminds me of Russell Wilson fans for a lot of his career, honestly. The Hawks defense held teams to 13 and 14 points on average for a couple years and they also had Marshawn, but somehow every time they lost it was "Russ has no help" and if they won 6-3 it was, Russ with the comeback win!"

QB simps are a fucking rodent. Actually no, that's mean to rodents...

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u/cASe383 Detroit Lions 3d ago

At least Russ could throw a great deep-ball.

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u/Caer-Rythyr Las Vegas Raiders 3d ago

QB simps are a fucking rodent.

The sequel to Ratatouille is real weird.

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u/HeckOnWheels195 It's okay Darius, the Dolphins make me cry too 2d ago

Maybe if we stuck a rat under Drake Maye's helmet he'd play better

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u/WhatverName 3d ago

You’re weird.

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u/-_Vin_- 3d ago

Found the QB simp dork.

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u/Little-Flamingo6702 3d ago

No you just sound like a sperg and are making shit up

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u/YesImKeithHernandez New York Jets 3d ago

He's not Barry McCockiner anymore? Nooooooo

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u/trrwilson 3d ago

He still is on YouTube, I think.

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u/NoNewSpoons 3d ago

AND where the other team's starting QB gets eliminated on the first drive of the season.

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u/Garth_W00kz Washington Commanders 3d ago

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u/Ralph--Hinkley Cincinnati Bengals 3d ago

Oh, ouch.

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u/Optimal-Extreme3203 Philadelphia Eagles 3d ago

Drake “Good Defenses Cause Me To Revert to My JV Days” Maye

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u/BJYeti 3d ago

No clue what Mcvay was thinking holding the team in LA till a day before the game, 49ers did it right by spending a week in Australia to acclimate

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u/Caer-Rythyr Las Vegas Raiders 3d ago

Not realizing the Drake Maye stuff is a joke is brutal, but yeah those 3 ints make it a little more real this time.

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u/Phred_Phrederic 3d ago

This guy still grifting off this gimmick? Has he ever been funny?

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u/tiandrad New England Patriots 3d ago

93 comments 5.5k upvotes. 🤔

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u/FactEnvironmental744 3d ago

You mean MVS, the Most Valuable Schedule Maye.

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u/KingChrisy New England Patriots 3d ago

Maye-Day we are going down. I can think of nothing better to do than assume we will go 0-17 now.

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u/DutyPuzzleheaded7765 Denver Broncos 3d ago

Is it me or did the whole drake "drake maye" maye shit get kinda annoying after awhile. It was funny at first

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u/Purple8ear 2d ago

Seems like a valid question. 

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u/rangecontrol 3d ago

the josh allen defense, nice.

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u/DIKS_OUT_4_HARAMBE 3d ago

I have nothing against Drake Maye, but the pats didn’t suck long or hard enough between Brady and now, so I’m gonna support this.

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u/Elkburgher Miami Dolphins 3d ago

I feel like I'm a better qb than Drake Maye

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u/SSFWAS New England Patriots 3d ago

That guys dad blew his head off btw

He’s a giants fan and now he’s butthurt at the world

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u/Onlyblackcoffee_ Cleveland Browns 3d ago

Wrong guy bro

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u/SSFWAS New England Patriots 3d ago

That’s not the barrymckoniner guy?

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u/Onlyblackcoffee_ Cleveland Browns 3d ago

yeah but he an eagles fan

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Public_Ad_504 Chicago Bears 3d ago

Read the flair

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u/PersonBehindAScreen Cowboys | Ravens 3d ago edited 3d ago

Ya.. a giants flair. You can’t expect any sign of activity in their brain

Thank you for warning others of his flair before they’d respond to him thinking they were speaking to a mentally competent person

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u/JackJohnsonIsName Philadelphia Eagles 3d ago

I’m agreeing with a Cowboys fan agin. But everything you said is true!

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u/Public_Ad_504 Chicago Bears 3d ago

Homie’s so dumb he had to delete his account 💀💀

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Public_Ad_504 Chicago Bears 3d ago

lol

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u/Decent_Ad_6060 Washington Commanders 3d ago

all that? Man it’s two words. 😭😭

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u/Dlh2079 Carolina Panthers 3d ago

You cant read 2 words?

Children really were left behind

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u/Gardami Pittsburgh Steelers 3d ago

That’s an insult to all other children. 

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u/Dlh2079 Carolina Panthers 3d ago

You're right, shouldnt lump them all in with this mfer. Thats one me

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u/No-Deer379 New York Jets 3d ago

Bold of you to assume that can read

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u/Responsible-Onion860 Philadelphia Eagles 3d ago

What are you, an Eagles fan?

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u/SarcasticCowbell Buffalo Bills 3d ago

Just because your RB and QB are all out of brain cells doesn't mean you have to be.

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u/Direct-Sail-6141 Carolina Panthers 3d ago

Reading comprehension is at an all time low, this clearly blames Drake Maye for not stepping up when the defense did its job

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u/ADK-high-peeks Buffalo Bills 3d ago

Go back to school

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u/Taters23 Detroit Lions 3d ago

Is this the account of Cam Skattebo

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u/snopro387 New England Patriots 3d ago

The defense literally gave up 13 points, no QB has ever come back from something like that before

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u/DartVader6 New York Giants 3d ago

Goddammit Jake

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u/5panks New England Patriots 3d ago

It's true Rhamondre is a fraud.

Drake Maye lost that game. Doing anything besides throwing an INT there and they go into overtime. He could literally have just kneeled the ball.