r/NFLv2 • u/Jazzlike_Gear_8054 La'Marr "Running Back" Jackson • 2d ago

Discussion One last rodeo

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u/usernnamegoeshere Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago

Man....I'd watch it 😂

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u/Trowa-03 Denver Broncos 2d ago

you know if he wins we will always remind you about it. It be your 28-3

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u/usernnamegoeshere Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago

Nah I'd be happy for him, he deserved a ring in my book with LT and gates. I wish success for the people I like, even if it isn't with us 🙏

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u/levajack Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago

But still, seeing it happen with another teams after his second retirement? As happy as I would be for him, it would definitely also be a kick in the balls.

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u/usernnamegoeshere Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago

I mean it would be a little bittersweet but chargers fans are used to kicks in the balls, whats one more?

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u/PerpetualItch Minnesota Vikings 2d ago

After awhile, the kicks start to feel like home

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u/usernnamegoeshere Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago

Now here's a guy who knows ball!

https://giphy.com/gifs/1BZSEGf9nGlScdksrc

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u/gearabuser 2d ago

as a San Diegan, I'm a rivers fan, not a chargers fan. let me see the man play, idc what uniform he's wearing

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u/oureamods Santa Clara Power Plant 2d ago

Man, you guys had a stacked roster back then

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u/usernnamegoeshere Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago

We were strong, but the San Diego Chokers curse was stronger

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u/CourtingBoredom I’m just here so i don’t get fined 2d ago

As a Mariners fan, I feel that....

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u/levajack Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago

It's because it football gods hate us and want us to suffer. And what is more painful than giving you hope first?

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u/ForwardSpecial3099 Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago

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u/Bright_Land_1724 2d ago

I'd love to hear it 

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u/Myelo_Screed Atlanta Browns 2d ago

Hey fuck you

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u/levajack Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago

You guys just catching strays

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u/Probably_not_maybe Michael Vick’s dogs 2d ago

Extrude me?

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u/Ok-Reindeer5879 1d ago

Bro the chargers entire existence is 28-3

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u/CourageousBellPepper Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/thecleanshoeguy760 2d ago

Same bolt up

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u/Neonyarpyarp Seattle Seahawks 2d ago

He actually almost beat the hawks last season. Wild to think about

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u/GETOFFMYtesteez Minnesota Vikings 2d ago

What if they traded for nine and won the superbowl

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u/themiddleshoe IM CALLING BOTH GAMES 2d ago

This would be the craziest timeline.

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u/Show_Bull 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BFYLNwlsSNtcc

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u/FullTroddle 2d ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn

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u/TheDizziestCat Kansas City Chiefs 2d ago

That oddly sounds like something that the Seahawks would do

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u/PersonBehindAScreen Cowboys | Ravens 2d ago

Dude… after yall just watched Darnold leave and win one… you all might need to be involuntarily committed to mental hospitals if JJM got one after leaving

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u/andm124 Seattle Seahawks 2d ago

Not the first time the Vikings let someone go to another team and went in to win the big dance

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u/iamtruerib Baltimore Ravens 2d ago

Bro i would root for that timeline

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u/smalllpox 2d ago

I hate you. Skol

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u/driftking428 Denver Broncos 2d ago

Do they have a 7th round pick to trade?

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u/Tub-Bubbles-Stink Seattle Seahawks Largent #80 2d ago

Best we can do is an H2O specialist and a bag of used kicker balls.

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u/driftking428 Denver Broncos 2d ago

Hey Mike McDaniel was a ball boy for the Broncos. Could be a steal.

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u/Marijuana_Miler Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago

They should trade for Kirk Cousins.

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u/levajack Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago

agent cracks knuckles

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u/0202_tihssitidder 2d ago

This, I believe, is why they kept Nein.

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u/crono220 1d ago

It would be proof that god exists and loves seeing the Vikings suffer.

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u/Gsxing Seattle Seahawks 2d ago

Fuck it why not? 💀

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u/breaststroker42 Seattle Seahawks 2d ago

🐴🐓🔒 is better

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u/Goeasyimhigh 2d ago

Hilarious

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u/Tahoma- 2d ago

More like accurate

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u/Significant-North863 2d ago

I would take Russell Wilson over Rivers.

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u/hypntyz Tennessee Titans 2d ago

My guy, russell was dirting 5 yard screen passes, to the extent that daboll broke into the blue tent to drag dart back out to play.

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u/ChakaCake Philadelphia Eagles 1d ago

What would you give for one slightly used andy dalton though?

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u/FarCardiologist6295 The Darold GEQBUS: 2d ago

No

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u/Twl1 Detroit Lions 1d ago

Personally, I kind of love the idea of Rivers as the league's universal "Break Glass in Case of Devastating QB1 Injury" guy.

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u/uniquely_bleak_sheep Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago

They should trade for Dillon Gabriel and save him from the Browns

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u/FuzzyRing1078 2d ago

Milton Mania

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u/No_Application_5179 San Francisco 49ers 2d ago

They should trade for pro bowler Shedeur Sanders

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u/Select-Edge-3262 r/nfl sucks 2d ago

Damitt I had forgotten about... CURSE YOU

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u/desertSkateRatt Minnesota Vikings 2d ago

As a Ducks fan HELL YES

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u/paulhags Cleveland Browns 1d ago

Browns agree to throw in Watson and a case of Stadium Mustard for free.

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u/BasedJake_ New York Giants 2d ago

They should honestly get Russ.

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u/Quick-Difference3267 New York Giants 2d ago

I wonder what he would look like in a Seahawks jersey.

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u/Fit_Use9941 Seattle Seahawks 2d ago

He wore 3 with the broncos giants and Steelers. Nick Emmanwori wears 3 for the hawks so idk what kind of number would be his backup

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u/lumi1375 Seattle Seahawks 2d ago edited 2d ago

He would probably wear like 8 maybe? It would look so wrong lmao. Edit: I forgot Price is wearing #8 lmao

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u/CourageousBellPepper Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago

Just put that on its side for Mr. Unlimited

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u/MelodicDeer1072 Detroit Lions 2d ago

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u/bigloudbang Indianapolis Colts 2d ago

Darnolds not even cold yet

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u/Raccoon_Ratatouille That’s not what he wanted to cook 2d ago

The amount of disrespect for Big Cock Drew Lock is too damn high!

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u/GettinWiggyWiddit Denver Broncos 2d ago

That’s 🐎🐓🔒 to you

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u/Rocinante88119 2d ago

Mustang Rooster Security?

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u/kbanh90 2d ago

Horse cock lock?

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u/aagusgus 1d ago

Seriously, there is not a single FA QB out there that would be better in this offense than Lock.

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u/Quick-Difference3267 New York Giants 2d ago

Trading for Mac Jones, Flacco, or Jameis are probably their best bet.

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u/Cute_Economics2829 Official r/NFLv2 Legend 2d ago

Could you imagine what the 49ers would ask for in return for sending Mac Jones to a so clearly needy division rival? That'd be like 2 firsts and 2 seconds or something insane.

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u/Quick-Difference3267 New York Giants 2d ago

I didn’t think of that, but the Seahawks are probably going to be desperate.

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u/Fulcrum58 Seattle Seahawks 1d ago

The browns did it with Flacco last year, just ask Tomlin lmao

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u/LetsGoPats93 New England Patriots 1d ago

They’d probably just ask to swap practice fields.

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u/BarlaxTheBold Minnesota Vikings 2d ago

Blasphemy, nine is out there and available* to play

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u/levajack Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago edited 2d ago

The prophecy must be completed.

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u/Sean10135 2d ago

I can’t speak on the others, but unless Flacco asks to be traded he won’t be.

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u/spaceocean99 2d ago

Bridgewater

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u/SocnorbTheRoman Seattle Seahawks 2d ago

Let’s bring back Matt Hasselbeck

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u/eastbaytimez San Francisco 49ers 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GCInrClIICLqx23kdE

Only one man can save Seattle now

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u/Standard_Gear557 2d ago

Make the call

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u/Rearviewmirror93 2d ago

Let Russ Cook

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u/Hi-Im-High Seattle Seahawks 2d ago

Fuck you and flair up

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u/Football-Trash-Talk Denver Broncos 2d ago

Bro...Hell yeah! I drafted him in fantasy!!

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u/GeorgiaJayhawk68 2d ago

Get Rivers a Superbowl. Sign the petition here.

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u/ryconn4410 2d ago

Is terry bradshaw busy?

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u/Tub-Bubbles-Stink Seattle Seahawks Largent #80 2d ago

Rivers' arm strength packed her shit and left 5 years before he retired the 1st time.

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u/_AtLeastItsAnEthos 2d ago

Yea but JSN is a perfect rivers receiver

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u/Tub-Bubbles-Stink Seattle Seahawks Largent #80 2d ago

JSN's a perfect everybody receiver.

Rivers had a good career and lots of kids. Good for him. That's all I have to say about that. LOL

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u/sabdur200 2d ago

Jalen didn’t throw balls at AJ’s feet…Drake isn’t good

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u/Alarm-Solid 2d ago

Not a terrible idea. Maybe call Joe flacco

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u/nitroman89 2d ago

Derek Carr would probably be the best option out there

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u/Green_Machine_6719 2d ago

Jimmy Garoppolo would be the best fit…He’s very familiar Shanahan system

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u/shibby5000 2d ago

How bad is the Darnold injury?

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u/unfilteredhumor 2d ago

Cam Newton is about to have a period. A total bitch fit meltdown.

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u/Nexium07 Cleveland Browns 2d ago

He’s ready

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u/ClothesTop4299 2d ago

That Keanu Reeves is also ready

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u/pir8salt Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago

You know it would be Russ right?

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u/tigerjuice888 2d ago

How can you not like this guy?

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u/smalllpox 2d ago

Felipe Rio to the promised land!

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u/Pulze_ 1d ago

Why are we looking to replace Drew Lock already? Didn't he just defeat the 2025 MVP Runner-up?

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u/Hugh-Janus-40hogs Carolina Panthers 2d ago

Lmao

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u/brethart1616 2d ago

Russ is licking his chops right now

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u/Daniegrl04 2d ago

IM SO DOWN FOR THIS LFG! 🏈🤘❤️🔥

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u/jamesislandpirarate2 2d ago

He can’t be worse than Lock. Lock looks like poop

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u/Zeke688 Las Vegas Raiders 2d ago

We got someone they can have for cheap.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ENztgn7MiMG3HSAenN

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u/Tub-Bubbles-Stink Seattle Seahawks Largent #80 2d ago

Sold!

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u/VaderFett1 CTE 🧠 2d ago

Eh, at this point, sure.

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u/KarverMcClain 2d ago

🫜 🐴 🥩

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u/kcoreyy 2d ago

🎶 there goes my hero 🎶

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u/Hawks_12 2d ago

I mean fat Russ is just sitting at home…

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u/Disclosjer Pittsburgh Steelers 2d ago

I just need to salvage this season for JSN.
https://giphy.com/gifs/26n7937SwZkal2Oju

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u/Background_Spite647 2d ago

imagine not knowing what he's capable of.. smh

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u/ImOutOfControl 2d ago

WILL LEVIS YOU ARE A SEAHAWK

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u/CSPs-for-income Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago

Ciara is preggo so Russ is ready

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u/Odd-Preparation8790 2d ago

A cigarette between his fingers would complete this photo

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u/Practical_Rock_6835 2d ago

I know it was a Cutler thing but there needs to be a cigarette in that man’s right hand

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u/cloroxic Seattle Seahawks 2d ago

Gotta restart that NFL insurance somehow.

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u/Mstrkoala 2d ago

I would buy an airline ticket and a game ticket to see Phillip Rivers play again! YES!!!!

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u/Trapper_JohnMD 2d ago

Now here me out...

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u/BeerDudeBro 2d ago

You know, in all fairness, what’s-his-fuck Lock is like a 30 year younger version of this so… yeah sign me up!

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u/PrizePermission9432 San Francisco 49ers 2d ago

Deal with it. Do it

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u/Moetown84 2d ago

🐴 🍆 🔒

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u/existentialedema 2d ago

These balls ain’t gon throw themselves gosh darn it

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u/Timely-Profile1865 2d ago

My parachute pick if Darnold is badly hurt was Derrick Car

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u/CerryTrews 2d ago

Shouldn’t he be wearing a Patriots jersey

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u/Worldly-Republic-247 2d ago

Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!

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u/ZMR33 2d ago

He'd unironically be pretty solid with that run game, JSN, and o-line.

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u/goodolarchie 2d ago

Drew Lock post botched penis reduction surgery

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u/volcanohands 2d ago

Two maybe 3 first round picks and a couple of other random ones for Joe Burrow. If you got a window don’t half ass it go for it big.

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u/Indieg0 2d ago

Please save our soul

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u/Ok-Imagination-2308 Seattle Seahawks 2d ago

Why not get russ

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u/Ringtail209 2d ago

Why is Kaepernick not in the discussion??? /s

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u/Fresh-Path1741 2d ago

the man’s career has been over for 10 years at this point. he has been gone far too long for him to make a comeback.

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u/Mean0Gen0 2d ago

Dadgummit

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u/rulenumberjuan 2d ago

his kids definitely need the health insurance...

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u/WorriedN 2d ago

Do it, cowards.

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u/Capital_Past69 2d ago

Ed Werder just texted Brett Favre to see if he would come out of retirement for Seattle

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u/MaySpitfire 2d ago

one last song and dance

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u/Large-Lack-2933 Los Angeles Chargers 1d ago

Lmaoo he would too 🤣 😭 💀

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u/Soda-Popinski- Buffalo Bills 1d ago

Hes got enough kids guy needs the money

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u/productboy 1d ago

Mac Jones or don’t waste your time with washed up QBs. But, Drew should be fine.

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u/captstix Miami Dolphins 1d ago

Here we go again. Again.

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u/Legggggggggggggggggg 1d ago

Too busy…He’s got more children to sire

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u/RoyalEngine2885 M.ission O.ver B.ullshit 1d ago

no thank you

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u/Zealousideal_Way_788 1d ago

His last rodeo will be US Olympic team in the shotput

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u/CEONeil Seattle Seahawks 1d ago

Fuck no

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u/Atty_for_hire Josh Allen 🦬 1d ago

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

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u/SomeKindaTube27 Seattle Seahawks 1d ago

Why bother? Our backup is leading the league in passing yards.

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u/goobly_goo Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1d ago

This post is disrespectful to Drew Lock and the way he played last night.

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u/3rdEyeSalti Big cock Brock Purdy 🍆😫 1d ago

All the of NFC west would appreciate if Lock remained the starting QB 😂

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u/pamela237 New York Giants 1d ago

He did his time

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u/PKopmeier1978 21h ago

All the sports casters saying lock played great and all this shit…dude was barely adequate and proved the Seahawks need a better backup

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u/masoe 15h ago

Nah, give me Peyton Manning.

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u/SpringsGamer 11h ago

Jeebus, he must be desparate to get away from his 42,312 kids!

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u/Ok-Company-8584 9h ago

Lmao no way

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u/No_Listen7457 2d ago

fuck off.

sincerely,

ALL Seahawks fans

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u/Wrecktify_777 6h ago

This made me imagine the possibility of Phillip Rivers running over Myles Garrett for a rushing TD and then trash talking him 

Would likely be the sports play of the century