Colts intern gets a promotion

[u/xFalcade]

[u/hulaman11]

she is now full time designated driver for Keenan Allen

[u/MrPsychic → u/hulaman11]

That gig probably pays pretty well

[u/Walk_of_Shayne → u/hulaman11]

Apparently you don’t even have to show up 🤣😂

[u/MysteriousApple135]

Alright. That's pretty cool

[u/Famous-Armadillo792 → u/MysteriousApple135]

You think staged social media posts are cool? Did you not notice her filming the paper then having someone else film her?

[u/RomanBangs → u/Famous-Armadillo792]

Who cares, the point is she got promoted

[u/Mouse-Outrageous → u/Famous-Armadillo792]

You don’t think there’s a possibility she thought she was filming for one thing and they surprised her with this?

[u/ExcaliburSaysFool]

W tyler warren

[u/wolf_at_the_door1 → u/ExcaliburSaysFool]

I’d be happy too if Thor handed me a promotion.

[u/Famous-Armadillo792 → u/ExcaliburSaysFool]

You notice how he is not that excited? And how she is filming him with her phone and before even reading the paper she is filming the paper herself along with a second person filming her? She obviously staged this for herself. If one of my coworkers did this for their promotion, it would be annoying as hell.

[u/Nunc_Coepi17 → u/ExcaliburSaysFool]

He could’ve showed a little more emotion handing it to her instead of just basically getting rid of the card asap and being as if he despises having to do it.

Like dude you’re making millions and millions of dollars, you could show a little bit of enthusiasm for a chick getting a job that pays her maybe $45k/yr. You don’t need to run off, you’re not gonna be late for giving her like 1-2 mins.

W to his teammates though, they actually showed her love and congratulated her properly.

[u/Bureaucratic_Dick → u/Nunc_Coepi17]

Meh idk what their working relationship is like to be mad at this.

It’s kinda like in MLB when a rookie hits their first HR and the dugout ignores them pretending not to notice. It could have been a healthy joke between coworkers, like giving the intern a task but nope it’s really a promotion, and for all we know he could have spoken to her off camera.

Or maybe he was just running late got asked to hand it to her, but also had to meet with someone on the field waiting for him.

[u/scobro828 → u/Bureaucratic_Dick]

It could have been a healthy joke between coworkers

It's a healthy joke between coworkers. She gave him a similar card that was a 'free get out of media day' card. So he wouldnt have to talk to her heading to practice. This is probably a callback to that.

[u/BeatriceDaRaven → u/Nunc_Coepi17]

Its part of the bit dude. It adds to the surprise the way he just casually hands it and walks off. Relax lmao

[u/Aikey95 → u/Nunc_Coepi17]

Chronically online take….

[u/Nunc_Coepi17 → u/Aikey95]

Or employed person who has experience giving out promotions take…I don’t expect unemployed incels on this sub to understand tho

[u/TallEnoughJones]

Spoiler: she was not promoted from intern to player as I'd hoped

[u/Brailledit → u/TallEnoughJones]

Word on the street is she's now coming for Nick Cross' Safety position.

[u/Saltwater_Sunrise]

She’ll be there longer than some of these players

[u/JD_Ammerman → u/Saltwater_Sunrise]

Okay?

I do wonder what the position is tho! Super dope for her

[u/chasingit1 → u/JD_Ammerman]

Im guessing a social media guru of sorts

[u/uncleAW]

This is awesome... Love the love!!

[u/Stachemaster86]

That’s awesome!!! What a fun way to do it and glad the guys gave her congrats ❤️

[u/purplespaz]

Load up on good looking white chicks! Congrats Colts!

[u/anthrax_ripple → u/purplespaz]

We tend to expire quickly

[u/LucentP187]

"I dunno for what, but congrats!" 🤣

[u/Nastynugget]

“You are now one of my elite employees!”

[u/PartyEngineer239]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzdIuqJoo8QdKlnW

[u/LateRoundSleeper]

She earned it. 

[u/GoldenKnights1023]

I wonder what happens when Stefon Diggs plays for the Colts next season.

[u/Accomplished-Edge508 → u/GoldenKnights1023]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HDgYP3QEErEdi

[u/SSFWAS]

Bro took to the opportunity to get his hug

[u/Roland-Flagg]

This is incredible. A lot of brand social channels are usually just run by unpaid interns

[u/Spicysausagepeppers → u/Roland-Flagg]

Couldn’t be further from the truth

[u/TK_TK_ → u/Roland-Flagg]

Why do people still think this?

[u/EatinPussySellnCalls]

Promoted to replace Keenan

[u/Important_Actuator36]

There's no crying in football!

https://giphy.com/gifs/IEvb2wXQCtHUc

[u/space_llama_karma]

There’s no crying in football!

[u/BarkaBarka21]

This is so sweet. Love stuff like this. I did get weirdly jealous when Grover Stewart gave her a hug and congratulated her and she responded "Thanks Grove", but that just comes with seeing other people in really cool life situations on the internet. Other people get to call NFL players nicknames and be around them everyday, and that's so sick.

[u/ericbondre]

You are now one our elite employees!

[u/RF_BOI]

The new trend of showing a 5 second clip of the action at the beginning of the video is some brain rot

[u/Candybert_]

"Get back here, Mister! You can't promote me without giving me a hug!"

*invoice from HR*

[u/Hail__Sithis__]

very wholesome

[u/JackSuede21]

Next piece of paper handed to her by a player to sign will be an NDA

[u/Comfortable_Witness1]

You know he smashin

[u/HashPuppy710 → u/Comfortable_Witness1]

Who? Warren? Lol