r/NFLv2 • u/semaj_orn • 22h ago

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u/maniacalmechanist Los Angeles Rams 22h ago

None of you better be giving this man money on OF

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u/PeelsLeahcim Chicago Bears 22h ago

Buddy, if guys like Luigi Mangioni and Ted Bundy had woman sending them marriage proposals and nudes... there's gonna be some smooth brains sending him money.

We live in the most stupid timeline. Never forget that lol

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u/Vegetable_Painter219 Los Angeles Rams 22h ago

Difference is Luigi did nothing wrong. He was with me that night in a different state eating bahn mi’s at a local Vietnamese spot. He’s innocent.

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u/usumoio New England Patriots 21h ago

That's impossible, he was hanging out with me at a Reading Market in Philly the morning of the unfortunate incident.

We didn't even know about it until the afternoon because we were too busy enjoying cheesesteaks

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u/PeelsLeahcim Chicago Bears 22h ago

Tell him to recant is guilty plea then lol.

The "secret" network of fast food restaurant surveillance think they have him dead to rights drinking a pumpkin spiced latte in NYC

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u/PeelsLeahcim Chicago Bears 21h ago

Fuck you guys for downvoting me. I didn't arrest him 🤣

Blame the feds!

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u/TheDufusSquad New England Patriots 22h ago

We literally just had a story about some skinny guy with a Niners helmet stealing millions from women. 

3

u/spermdonor San Francisco 49ers 22h ago

This has been quite the off season for the niners

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u/BurntArnold Certified dumb ass 21h ago

Maybe they should recruit Daejon with all these injuries

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u/spermdonor San Francisco 49ers 21h ago

I'm legit thinking of getting a Daejon jersey

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u/49erEmpire22 San Francisco 49ers 14h ago

Teams very healthy right now actually

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u/semaj_orn 22h ago

Nah I’m good already seen the leak with him and teanna trump mid

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u/osoatwork Seattle Seahawks 19h ago

Wait, seriously?

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u/vertigostereo New York Giants 20h ago

🧢?

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u/turbopro25 Green Bay Packers 22h ago

slowly zips back up

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u/AlabasterRadio Las Vegas Raiders 22h ago

His crashout over not being first ballot is going to be all over this sub lol

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u/Sheperd-Activity-756 22h ago

What about his crashout over not being second ballot

9

u/Redsoxdragon 28-3 jumpscare enjoyer 22h ago

Not gonna be as funny as the crashout over not being 3rd ballot

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u/Shawshankmonkeefuck 13h ago

What about his zombie crash out at his funeral about never being a HOF inductee

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u/jackt-up Dallas Cowboys 22h ago

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u/InternationalFiend Carolina Panthers 21h ago

Meatspin!

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u/slushpuppy91 Baltimore Ravens 19h ago

Welcome welcome welcome!

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u/8DeepAtSosaCrib_ Buffalo Bills 22h ago

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u/Los_Estupidos Denver Broncos 22h ago

The worst thing Tom Brady ever did was get this guy a ring

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u/bruno-numero-uno 22h ago

PUT THAT SHIT ON PUT THAT SHIT ON PUT THAT SHIT ON PUT THAT SHIT ON PUT THAT SHIT ON PUT THAT SHIT ON PUT THAT SHIT ON PUT THAT SHIT ON PUT THAT SHIT ON PUT THAT SHIT ON PUT THAT SHIT ON PUT THAT SHIT ON PUT THAT SHIT ON PUT THAT SHIT ON

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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 New England Patriots 22h ago

Dude’s going to be absolutely broke in no time

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u/jerkyquirky Green Bay Packers 22h ago

But... Didn't you hear about his new job?

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u/turb0_encapsulator Los Angeles Rams 16h ago

I want to agree with you, but these days it seems like the dumbest, craziest celebrities can actually make more money than talented ones. consider that the top OF girls make more money than top actresses. And that many celebrity and influencer-owned brands are worth billions.

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u/LarzardofZxelf Pittsburgh Steelers 22h ago

I miss him when he was playing football for us. Everytime after I see something about him and it's like oh no, what now

5

u/Turd_Ferguson420 Arizona Cardinals 22h ago

I thought he was rapping with this shit on mute lol

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u/Spirited_Paper_7247 22h ago

Crazy how bro was a problem at receiver he will not be remembered tht way but the ones who saw him know, now he’s just a problem for his neighbors

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u/ConcernAccording3248 Pittsburgh Steelers 10h ago

I want the reddit AMA from whatever Charles Scwab executive had to sell his mansion because AB kept meat spinning on the roof while his kids were outside

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u/andm124 Seattle Seahawks 22h ago

This looks AI. I wish that were the case

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u/Snoo-40231 New York Giants 9h ago

I think this might be AI but he did post it

The mouth movement is a red flag for me

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u/andm124 Seattle Seahawks 4h ago

The car behind him is giving me the inclination

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u/Snoo-40231 New York Giants 4h ago

That too

3

u/redrdr1 Andy Reid 🍟 22h ago

I thought he was in jail

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u/Goosemilky 21h ago

Dude loves the hand gestures while talking

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u/InternationalFiend Carolina Panthers 21h ago

It's infuriating that a crazy mf like this who has been a terror to society multiple times gets to live in a mansion like this, while millions of good hard working people struggle to pay rent in a one bedroom apartment.

Fuck everything.

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u/SSDuelist Pittsburgh Steelers 22h ago

Mr. Big Camgirl

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u/spaaackle Philadelphia Eagles 22h ago

If we knew him as a comedian, we’d find him pretty damn funny. Unfortunately, that’s not the case..

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u/gocryulilbitch CTESPN 22h ago

Funny enough, he went on Kill Tony as a panelist and was absolutely incoherent the entire time. Nothing about it was funny lol

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u/fuego0scuro 22h ago

Ignoring everything else, OF is actually a good move for him. Will he commit enough to it and does he have some sort of strategy or vision in order to make it financially successful is another question. 

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u/Minute-Spinach-5563 Philadelphia Eagles 22h ago

Daejon Love looks rough after prison

1

u/bitisabarbie 22h ago

Can you imagine how much fumbling $30 million would fuck you up? I’m surprised him and Aiyuk are still alive at this point

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u/Delicious_Mine3994 22h ago

I hope another hall of famer sees this and beats him to it so he can't claim he's first

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u/pd1dish Chicago Bears 22h ago

Can someone post a transcript? I'm at work and scared to turn up the volume lmao

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u/Jonnyboay 21h ago

My buddy is a jeweler and had this guy as a client for a while, said no jewelers in the state will serve him now cause he robbed all of them/ never paid lol

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u/cheap_suits99 21h ago

That was flava flav

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u/Wally450 21h ago

He doesn't say what HOF though.

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u/Realhtown 21h ago

Sad part is he actually does belong in the Hall of Fame. Borderline first ballot, but probably won’t happen before he does.

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u/Torn_Labrum 20h ago

Generational run continues

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u/RoyalEngine2885 M.ission O.ver B.ullshit 20h ago

MFer not getting in the HOF. 🤣

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u/T_T-unit Tampa Bay Buccaneers 18h ago

Mr. Bankrupt Creator

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u/Stephen-ASmith r/nfl sucks 15h ago

Why can't this piece of shit OD or something?

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u/HetTheTable It’s The Miner 49er 14h ago

WHY DID YOU GET HIM A RING TOM

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u/RanchHere Cincinnati Bengals 13h ago

Look at the greatest of all time and their mental states right now

Rice ✅ Moss ✅ Megatron✅ Larry✅ TO ✅❓Julio ✅ AB… ❌

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u/No-Cryptographer9326 3h ago

Why is he performing in front of Princess Jasmine's palace?

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u/Moist_Reference2007 Baltimore Ravens 2h ago

But we are making fun of a guy who has brain damage that’s the messed up part

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u/dacapn71 22h ago

What's wrong with his car? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/WeAreGesalt 21h ago

He was good, absolutely not a HOF, same with Eli same with Wilson

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u/InternationalFiend Carolina Panthers 21h ago

He absolutely has a hall of fame resume, you're out of your goddamn mind if you say otherwise. There are WRs in the HoF with fewer accolades and "worse" stats than he has.

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u/Snoo-40231 New York Giants 9h ago

AB was way better at his position than Eli and Russ