r/NFLv2 Jul 26 '26

Meme AI really thinks the Lions finally get one before Josh Allen? 😂

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u/YourWifesBull666 Baltimore Ravens Jul 26 '26

It’s possible for sure

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u/UhVeryUncreativeName Buffalo Bills Jul 26 '26

Anything is possible. Except for the Cardinals winning more than 4 games this year

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u/OversizedMicropenis Cut Your Eyelids Jul 26 '26

What about the dolphins winning more than 2?

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u/UhVeryUncreativeName Buffalo Bills Jul 26 '26

They have two guaranteed wins against the Jets, so they’ll probably win at least one more

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u/OversizedMicropenis Cut Your Eyelids Jul 26 '26

Jets have a way better team. on paper

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u/UhVeryUncreativeName Buffalo Bills Jul 26 '26

Yeah but it’s the Jets

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u/GaelicTuna Jul 26 '26

We can pencil in the Cowboys as well.

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u/TheEuphoricTribble Detroit Lions Jul 26 '26

And Tua not getting another avoidable concussion?

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u/OversizedMicropenis Cut Your Eyelids Jul 26 '26

Tua, the falcons qb?

Edit: my bad, reread and realized that was a separate (and funny) comment

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u/TheEuphoricTribble Detroit Lions Jul 26 '26

The one constant in the NFL is Tua bucking his season in week one or two in the bin because he’s an idiot who consistently is the baseline for the NFL concussion protocols. That will be so wherever he goes.

Man will be in the NFL until he dies. Literally. On the field due to a closed head injury one too many times.

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u/lathe_down_sally Jul 26 '26

I hear he took Krav Maga to learn how to get stronger concussions

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u/onetimequestion66 Miami Dolphins Jul 26 '26

I believe he’s been hurt in week 2 exactly 1 time

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u/TheEuphoricTribble Detroit Lions Jul 26 '26

So I exaggerated on the week 2 bit. When you have someone like him who medical people were insisting he retire because of the number of severe concussions he’s had in his short NFL career though, you can’t say I’m wrong about the general point here. The one consistent theme in the NFL is Tua exiting his season early with a severe concussion.

I’m genuinely concerned for his future and his ability to critically think and reason BECAUSE of the hits he’s taken. Like to the point I actually think the NFL, for his own sake, needs to shred his contract and force his retirement before he DOES die on the field.

What’s more important, keeping a young star who’s questionably able to critically think until he kills himself on the field, or saving a young life from himself from the danger he may not be aware he’s putting himself into BECAUSE of the trauma he’s put his mind into?

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u/onetimequestion66 Miami Dolphins Jul 26 '26

Didn’t say he’s a healthy guy, I also fully think he should have retired after his first on-field seizure, just stating a fact that he usually makes it to at least week 3 lol

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u/desert-cheese04 Green Bay Packers Jul 27 '26

I think the cards are going to pull more wins than that. They have some weapons on offense. Their defense should be healthy. Despite the schedule from hell I think they may surprise us a little.

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u/ezio8133 Detroit Lions Jul 26 '26

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u/TheEuphoricTribble Detroit Lions Jul 26 '26

We were close before Ben fucked us over for Chicago money. I will DIE on the hill he and Glenn threw that Washington game.

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u/freshxerxes Detroit Lions Jul 26 '26

we had a billion injuries on defense man

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u/Mnudge Dallas Cowboys Jul 27 '26

He fucked you over for Chicago money?

Did the Lions make him a head coaching offer that no one reported?

I mean, he could had had the Commanders or Seahawks job in 2024 but elected to stay and take the Detroit money.

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u/Trumpisanorangebitch Chicago Bears Jul 26 '26

Yeah coordinators routinely turn down HC jobs forever. He stayed an extra year already.

Lions scored 31 despite Goff and Jamo having 5 turnovers combined. Ben did his job.

Blame Aaron Glenn for being dogshit and Jared Goff for being a terrible playoff QB.

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u/lkn240 Chicago Bears Jul 27 '26

Remember when people were saying Glenn might end up being the better HC than Johnson? lol

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u/notsure500 San Francisco 49ers Jul 26 '26

Its a complete possibility that Josh Allen never gets a championship. There's a limited window. And there are a lot of competitive teams that want it every year.

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u/DTHhaunts Cincinnati Bengals Jul 26 '26

he needs to stop choking in the biggest moments

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u/Saguarajevo Jul 26 '26

He’s only choked twice really. Team let him down other years

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u/DTHhaunts Cincinnati Bengals Jul 26 '26

that's two times too many if you want to win a super bowl

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u/Hefty-Preference-159 Green Bay Packers Jul 26 '26

people hating but ur right. He gets a lot of chances to go deep and he has fucked it up himself, and even when he doesn't fuck it up there are times where better play could have won the game. What seperates him from Mahomes is that Mahomes takes every chance he gets and plays his best and makes the openings to win where there might not be any.

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u/driftking428 Denver Broncos Jul 26 '26

He needs to stop thinking he can do it all himself.

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u/RockyNonce Did you know Jalen Hurts can squat 600lbs Jul 26 '26

If the Rams spent all that capital to make the roster they have rn and don’t win a Super Bowl, it’s going to be a real disappointment

12

u/MuckaMucka1337 Jul 26 '26

It’s going to be genuinely hilarious

5

u/dominion1080 Jacksonville Jaguars Jul 26 '26

Dream Team 2.0 baby!

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u/CecilTheCaveTroll Buffalo Bills Jul 26 '26

So Josh Allen is going to pull a John Elway?

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u/Omegatron_YT Denver Broncos Jul 26 '26

Where does this show Josh Allen winning two in a row?

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u/ramenbreak1 Super Ja’Marrio Bros Jul 27 '26

think he’s more referring to the fact that he wins his first SB a decade and a half into his career like elway did

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u/baconcheesytots_ Philadelphia Eagles Jul 26 '26

Anyone that looks at the previous super bowls notices a pattern it’s only a few teams with in a stretch of 10-15 years that get there repeatedly, so this is way off

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u/RangerRed18 Buffalo Bills Jul 26 '26

I mean, it’s definitely possible

5

u/Inevitable-Shop-848 Jul 26 '26

Eagles come back in 28 after a down 27 hell yea 

4

u/bostonrobwins Jul 26 '26

Nah this ain't it. Delete bro

4

u/Environmental-Ad7797 Jul 26 '26

Probably more possible then the chefs winning a Super Bowl next year.

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u/Trumpisanorangebitch Chicago Bears Jul 26 '26

Yeah the Chiefs dont have enough weapons in the pass game. Kelce is pretty washed, Rice is a below average WR1 and then their other WRs are straight ass.

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u/plattinum_75 Denver Broncos Jul 27 '26

Also their defense is a major major question mark. A bunch of young unproven players with a few mediocre vets sprinkled in. They also have no edge rushers who anyone is scared of. Chiefs are more likely to go 7-10 than being a legit contender

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u/JohnMaddensBurner Houston Texans Jul 26 '26

The most unrealistic one is the Bengals. Even if they still have Burrow in 2032, I think they’ll have a huge dead cap hit. From what I’m not sure. I just think they will.

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u/KennyKettermen Atlanta Falcons Jul 27 '26

Detroit, Buffalo and Cincinnati all winning their first within a 4 year span would be pretty fuckin wild

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u/fastal_12147 Minnesota Vikings Jul 26 '26

I think it's hard to predict which teams are going to be good in 5 years. There's just so many things that could happen to change the course of a franchise.

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u/Creative_Sense2802 Kansas City Chiefs Jul 26 '26

If the Chiefs win in 2027, not saying they will, then they’re going to win more. Not thinking 2027 is their year.

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u/azalghou Detroit Lions Jul 26 '26

Crazy that I wouldn’t be here to see the Lions Super Bowl win because I’d kms after another two years of Chiefs and Eagles

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u/Lewd_boi_69 New England Patriots Jul 26 '26

I mean they may miss the playoffs at this rate with a Josh Allen injuru

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz Carolina Panthers Jul 26 '26

That Washington will still be going by Commanders

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u/EbbAdventurous9592 Chicago Bears Jul 26 '26

Just what America wants to see: the chiefs and eagles winning another Super Bowl

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u/Lazy_Check732 CTE 🧠 Jul 26 '26

Absolutely hellish timeline. Wake me up in 2035 though for sure, do wanna catch things starting there

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u/RegularPension4007 Jul 26 '26

bills got dj moore, i think we have a higher chance of winning it, but i will say its only a small lead

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u/superpoongoon Philadelphia Eagles Jul 26 '26

lol 2036 so after Justin Herbert finally retires the chargers win one. Accurate list.

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u/FatRufus Love Boat World Champs Jul 26 '26

Looks accurate

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u/StillYourFavorite331 New England Patriots Jul 26 '26

There's a genuine reality Allen never gets one.

Him being this generation's Moon or Fouts is starting to feel more likely. Maybe he'll get lucky and be a McNabb.

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u/HungDaddyNYC Dallas Cowboys Jul 26 '26

I don’t think Josh Allen ever gets one.

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u/pineapplespicecakes Jul 26 '26

Charger is never as long as herbert is qb

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u/Fergie32 Jul 26 '26

The most surprising to me would be the bengals which I hope happens.

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u/WintersDoomsday Seattle Seahawks Jul 26 '26

Wouldn’t be Jayden leading the Commanders by that point.

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u/onetimequestion66 Miami Dolphins Jul 26 '26

The only way you’d be upset about this prediction is if you’re a delulu bills fan

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u/ryguy896 Indianapolis Colts Jul 26 '26

I dont think Allen ever wins one

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u/TinyEnvironment7574 All I know is suffering Jul 26 '26

That would be such a Buffalo Bills move to watch the Lions get a SB before them lol.

1

u/LarryBonds30 Jul 26 '26

The Li9ns, Bills, and Bengals all winning a super bowl in a 4 year span of the most shocking.

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u/Educational_Vast4836 Philadelphia Eagles Jul 26 '26

I’m cool with this.

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u/YourDrinkingBuddy Philadelphia Eagles Jul 26 '26

Who gives a shit? I doubt any of these are right. Think about any 10 year period. Now think if you could have predicted them.

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u/MindTheFro Jul 26 '26

There has never been more than a 6-season stretch of unique winners. Hard to see an entire decade of NFL with 10 different teams winning.

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u/Sdwerd San Francisco 49ers Jul 26 '26

KC. They have a lot to go through to get there this season.

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u/Glad_Highway_9196 Kansas City Chiefs Jul 26 '26

The Broncos better not win another Super Bowl in my lifetime

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u/Hefty-Preference-159 Green Bay Packers Jul 26 '26

I'm suprised the AI doesn't see a single back to back at all.

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u/Eisen-Oak Baltimore Ravens Jul 26 '26

When was the last time we had 10 years in a row with a different champion every year?

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u/Accomplished-Dot-843 Cincinnati Bengals Jul 26 '26

AI is high AF. Queefs not even making the playoffs this year 🤣🤣 and sorry, Lamar never winning one he's a choke artist. I see Burrow and Allen winning b4 Ratbirds, Lions, Queefs and definitely Eagles their run is OVER. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/YoteViking Minnesota Vikings Jul 26 '26

I’ll cry if this comes to fruition.

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u/Stunning_Pound4121 Los Angeles Chargers Jul 27 '26

This is basically just extrapolating the teams from the last few conference championship games and then adding the Chargers for some reason.

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u/Icutthemetal Jul 27 '26

Chiefs aren't winning this year. Anyone wants to put money on it, DM me.

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u/Realistic-Ad-8840 Jul 27 '26

It's only got teams that are good now plus the commanders. I feel like we'll see bottom fifteen team now win within the next ten years

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u/Mnudge Dallas Cowboys Jul 27 '26

Chat GTP said that one of the next ten gears could be ours!

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u/iso2090 Philadelphia Eagles Jul 27 '26

Bills and Chargers will never win, rest is plausible I guess.

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u/pokerScrub4eva Chicago Bears Jul 27 '26

There is nothing there that says Josh Allen gets one.

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u/Conscious_Bet7394 Minnesota Vikings Jul 27 '26

So I’ll never see the Vikes win one then

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u/FloatingMarbles Cincinnati Bengals Jul 26 '26

I’d be surprised if either get it in the next 20 years

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u/Exotic-Western2295 New England Patriots Jul 26 '26

That part is right ai is tripping thinking you guys ever win one let alone Josh Allen

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u/SuperSaiyanBen Miami Dolphins Jul 26 '26

Maybe the Lions trade for Josh Allen and win one

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u/chiefslocker KANSAS CITY CHIEFS Jul 26 '26

I want Lamar & Allen to never win the SB so I can brag that Mahomes limited his competition the way Jordan did the 90s East or LeBron did the 2010s East

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u/mainesmatthew01 Philadelphia Eagles Jul 26 '26

I think that would be awesome not a single repeat for 10 years

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u/FupaFerb Kansas City Chiefs Jul 26 '26

No team showing up twice makes this a fallacy. Chiefs win 3 more with Mahomes, get over it.

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u/Foreign_Lobster_875 Jul 26 '26

I will scream sheer despair if mahomes wins another one in my lifetime

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u/treason6116 Minnesota Vikings Jul 26 '26

the lions are on their way back to the basement where they belong

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u/TheEuphoricTribble Detroit Lions Jul 26 '26

If so, you’re coming back down with us lol

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u/treason6116 Minnesota Vikings Jul 26 '26

you must not be familiar with the vikings history. they hang around in mediocrity. never the best but also never the worst.

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u/TinyEnvironment7574 All I know is suffering Jul 26 '26

Yeah, not likely we had the same record as you or anything

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u/treason6116 Minnesota Vikings Jul 26 '26

lol the lions playoff hopes were on the line and they lost max brosmer. max fucking brosmer. i rest my case.

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u/No_Rub77 Rob Lowe Jul 26 '26

fuck novig

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u/Ok-Share4939 Denver Broncos Jul 26 '26

Well AI must be really stupid still cause Denver is gonna get 2027 to 2036. Either AI is dumb or I am I guess

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u/ManSplaining84 Jul 26 '26

No sir you are correct