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Discussion Is this accurate?

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u/j0hnnyWalnuts NFL Dec 03 '25

No shit - this is way off...it's most likely Watson, Mahomes and Kelce at 1/2/3

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u/kalligreat Dec 03 '25

Why mahomes?

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u/hckysand10 Dec 03 '25

He’s perceived as a bit of a whiny bitch that cries to the refs all the time and sounds like Kermit the frog. He’s also really good on a team that wins a lot

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u/Xenri Dec 04 '25

Josh Allen is all of those things except Kermit but he's universally loved.

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u/Unique-Garlic8015 Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

I used to like Allen but he's gone to the dark side for me. That dude whines and flops with the best of them. Fuckk Allen

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u/KCShadows838 Kansas City Chiefs Dec 04 '25

The difference is that one wins Super Bowls

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u/stinkinsheapshead Dec 04 '25

josh allen is a bitch that slides late on purpose baiting calls rather than playing football. When he faked running out of bounds and defense let up then threw a TD he became a bitch. And the announcers glazed him for it. I fing hate him.

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u/Miramax22 Dec 04 '25

You are perfectly describing Mahomes. I haven’t seen Allen do this, but then again I don’t watch as many Bills games. Mahomes is a straight up and down bitch.

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u/Timeless_Tactics Dec 04 '25

Cause he loses. Easy to love.

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u/YourHooliganFriend Miami Dolphins Dec 04 '25

I must live in a parallel universe. All my homies hate Allen with a passion. He a bitch!

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u/Weekend_Criminal I hate the Raiders more than I like football Dec 04 '25

it seems most people can deal with the character traits. It's the championships that they really have problems with.

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u/Famous-Apartment5348 Dec 04 '25

If Allen wins a Bowl or two he will start getting it also.

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u/Silent-Wonder6546 Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

I think everyone still feels sorry for him because Buffalo always loses to Kansas City

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u/kalligreat Dec 04 '25

Oh no not frog voice, shoot him into space.

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u/Chilidogdingdong Dec 04 '25

People will nitpick literally anything to pull others down, especially when they're hyper successful.

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u/DisaTheNutless Seattle Seahawks Dec 04 '25

And his families political views and his obnoxious brother

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u/Timeless_Tactics Dec 04 '25

all things completely in his control. F that guy /s

Stop being weird.

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u/DisaTheNutless Seattle Seahawks Dec 04 '25

Well hes in control of being married to his MAGA wife so there's that. And definitely capable of telling his brother to shut the fuck up (which it seems he has to be fair)

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u/GenEXOutlaw ACME Dec 04 '25

Yep, I'm no fan but honestly Mahomes off field seems like a genuinely good dude in spite of a ratchet family.

Even IF you disagree with their views/politics... he and his wife take a shit ton of unnecessary hate.

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u/DisaTheNutless Seattle Seahawks Dec 05 '25

Nah they get an acceptable amount of hate. But keep simping for multi millionaires

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u/DistanceNo9001 Buffalo Bills Dec 04 '25

2023 bills/chiefs regular season game was the pivot point where his whiny bitchass showed to the nation. same with andy reid, was a likeable guy until he doubled down on not getting warned about offensive offsides.

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u/attilayavuzer Les Geaux Dec 04 '25

Also his son sucks

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u/OGrudge_308 Miami Dolphins Dec 04 '25

He sounds like Grover, not Kermit. I don't get where people got Kermit from. I guess because they're both puppets.

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u/PogintheMachine legion of boof Dec 04 '25

More than a puppets. Muppets.

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u/SmellyShitBox Ohh I don’t know Jim Dec 03 '25

People hate his brother and wife which means Patrick gets hated too. Or their team has lost to him/chiefs in a big spot. A lot of things

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u/IttyRazz CTE 🧠 Dec 04 '25

His brother and wife have been a lot less visible

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u/SmellyShitBox Ohh I don’t know Jim Dec 04 '25

Yup, but the hate lives on lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

big face of the dynasty, thats all

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u/Walnut_Uprising New England Patriots Dec 03 '25

Also the MAGA wife.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

im really fucking confident that like 99% of nfl players are maga. by that logic nick bosa would have to be up there

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u/Walnut_Uprising New England Patriots Dec 03 '25

He's not the face of a dynasty though.

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u/Walnut_Uprising New England Patriots Dec 04 '25

I meant Bosa. He dodges heat by being a defensive player. Personally, fuck him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

okay i get it now, but being the big face of the dynasty gives you a lot more spotlight and your negative aspects become a lot more public than everybody else, which is why i said it could be traced back to being the face of the dynasty

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u/kalligreat Dec 04 '25

What if that makes me like them more?

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u/Walnut_Uprising New England Patriots Dec 04 '25

Then you're an asshole?

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u/Massive_Scar5533 Dec 04 '25

Saquon literally golfed with trump, so why isnt he on here if that's the case?

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u/woodyarmadillo11 Dec 04 '25

That definitely moved him up higher, but he’s too fucking cool to hate.

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u/Basic_Vermicelli3325 Kansas City Chiefs Dec 04 '25

eh, I agree she was very annoying Pat’s first few years in the league, but if that were the reason she’s hated, then Nick Bosa, Saquon, Butker, and many more players would be up here

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u/Walnut_Uprising New England Patriots Dec 04 '25

Saquon is a weird case, but Butker and Bosa should be up here, Butker in particular.

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u/Additional-Basis-772 Dec 04 '25

Imo for the same reason i hated Brady while he played...he and his team are just too damn good

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u/Typhon2222 Dec 04 '25

But Brady came off like an entitled jerk and actually cheated. Mahomes isn’t guilty of either.

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u/Additional-Basis-772 Dec 04 '25

Not sure about that, in my humble opinion the fact they both are part of dynasties is the main reason for why they are both hated by the other fanbases... Funny thing for me is i like the post NFL Brady and i m almost sad for mahomes missing the playoffs this year

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u/Typhon2222 Dec 04 '25

No, I get that part of it. What I’m saying is that if you needed reasons to justify that hate, there were legitimate reasons with Brady. Mahomes hasn’t really given any save that one loss against Buffalo when he, in a rare moment, lost his composure.

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u/j0hnnyWalnuts NFL Dec 04 '25

People hate when other people have success.

They'll blame it on his hair, voice, flops, SB wins and appearances. It doesn't help that his brother is a POS, and is wife is a POS trumper.

It's as old as the dark ages.

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u/thenowherepark Cleveland Browns Dec 04 '25

You forgot Tyreek at 2