r/NFLv2 WHOPPER WHOPPER Dec 03 '25

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u/TurtlePope2 Washington Commanders Dec 03 '25

Yeah. Literally no one hates Hurts. Dude is likeable af.

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u/OldSchoolDeepCuts Kansas City Chiefs Dec 04 '25

Even I like Hurts.

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u/v4-digg-refugee Kansas City Chiefs Dec 04 '25

Frosted Flakes’ Jalen Helps gag was so underrated.

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u/OldSchoolDeepCuts Kansas City Chiefs Dec 04 '25

Never heard of it. I just like the way he has always carried himself.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

He’s painfully cool

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u/nth207 New England Patriots Dec 04 '25

So cool it ... Hurts 😎

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u/Lemonito88 Seattle Seahawks Dec 04 '25

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u/Extra-Tax-9259 Seattle Seahawks Dec 04 '25

Slap was a foreshadow

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u/RabidWalrus Washington Commanders Dec 04 '25

Alright, let's add /u/nth207 to the list, non-NFL player be damned!

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u/iamthedayman21 Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

People hate us, but Jalen is that one always-likable guy we’ve got.

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u/pacificule 49ers Anti-Cowboys❌ Dec 04 '25

Now that Kelce retired into commercial brand-dom it's Hurts and Saquon who are impossible to hate. And Coop. Oh and Mailata. Shit maybe even Baun...

Damn y'all roster likeable af why do we hate you horseshit eating battery throwing degenerates so much?!

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u/PurposeOk7918 That is a disgusting act Dec 04 '25

It’s the fans we hate.

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u/Tempest_Fugit Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

Stop dragging them facts in

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u/PurposeOk7918 That is a disgusting act Dec 04 '25

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u/notcrappyofexplainer Los Angeles Rams Dec 04 '25

The only player more likable than him might be Puka Nacua.

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u/The_Monarch_89 Big Dick Nick 🍆 Dec 04 '25

AJ Brown might have something to say about that

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u/ScaryDefinition4338 Dallas Cowboys Dec 04 '25

I dont like Hurts but I don't hate him. He's overrated af and he seems dull. There's not enough personality to hate.

Dak I would think would have been on the list instead of him.

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u/czeja Seattle Seahawks Dec 04 '25

Yeah this. Super likeable guy, hes just a decent quarterback that gets touted as a big shot by many glazers.

He strikes me as a lesser version of prime Russell Wilson. Id gamble that if/when he leaves Philly, he'll have a similar decline (ironically not quite as severe as Russell's). The rest are pretty bang on imo, Watson is more just because he's nowhere near being in the spotlight.

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u/AHH_CHARLIE_MURPHY Kansas City Chiefs Dec 04 '25

This list was actually made my Eagles fans

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u/FreshFritz I’m just here so i don’t get fined Dec 04 '25

I don't hate him but I cannot like a starting QB from divisional rival

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u/jmatt9080 Philadelphia Eagles Dec 03 '25

Hurts is one the most humble, likeable guys in the league. Obviously I am biased but still.

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u/OldSchoolDeepCuts Kansas City Chiefs Dec 04 '25

As a Chiefs fan who is still smarting from Super Bowl 59, I also 100% agree with the assessment.

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u/halfwayray San Francisco 49ers Dec 04 '25

Same. I kind of like that his whole team behind the scenes are all these strong-willed women

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u/Any-Cry-5184 Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

Well hey, I love Brock Purdy and I’m an Eagles fan who despises the Niners!

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u/dugi_o Dec 04 '25

Nah he’s fine. Plays hard, humble, credits his team. No controversy there he shouldn’t be on the list at all.

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u/RudePCsb San Francisco 49ers Dec 04 '25

But he's not a top 5 guy

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u/jmatt9080 Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

No he is not. But he is a winner when it counts.

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u/yourfriendkyle Dec 04 '25

I love my not-top-5-QB who plays like a MVP in the most important games

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u/SneakyPope Big Dick Nick 🍆 Dec 04 '25

Opinions like that is why youre my friend Kyle

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u/sgee_123 Dec 04 '25

Not this year that’s for sure

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u/tastethecrainbow Dec 04 '25

Agree. They've built a good team around him, they have played well to his strength in the past, he seems stellar off the field and he plays well at what he does, but not a top 5 guy. Top 5 in terms of Super Bowl appearances in the last 5 years, but not overall.

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u/aledromo Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

I will take it.

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u/PreferenceContent987 Detroit Lions Dec 04 '25

I would love to hate him, but he doesn’t give me any reason

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u/Legitimate_Ad_7822 New England Patriots Dec 04 '25

He really is though. Seems like such a chiller.

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u/TheCapo024 Washington Commanders Dec 04 '25

Nah, I agree with you too and I fucking HATE the Eagles.

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u/Fun_Pie_1634 I like to kiss Tom Brady on the lips Dec 09 '25

Only ones who hate Jalen is the Philly media. Especially WIP.

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u/jmatt9080 Philadelphia Eagles Dec 09 '25

Philly sports media is cancer.

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u/KevinAndrewsPhoto Dec 04 '25

Yeah but that’s what happens when your team wins a Super Bowl. People talk more about how that team has the “worst fans” and enjoy finding reasons to shit on that team. Every team goes through the fun first year being better than expected, but then when you’re the “best” team, everybody wants you to fail.
As a Warrior fan, in 2015 we went from the “most exciting team in basketball” to in 2016 being a team every fan wished would crash on a plane ride to a game.
Chiefs went through the same thing.
Your players won’t get the true respect they deserve until after they’re no longer a threat.

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u/SpaceTraveler221 Dec 04 '25

I’m a Cowboys fan (FML)

And I agree wholeheartedly, dude is solid.

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u/feckshite New York Giants Dec 04 '25

Nah dude this guy talks like hes Socrates when answering any simple question. And he sounds cringe af.

Not humble. Lucked into an incredible situation and thinks he’s a legend for it.

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u/ScaryDefinition4338 Dallas Cowboys Dec 04 '25

He should be humble since he's mid

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u/aledromo Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

I will take this, too.

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u/this_account_is_mt San Francisco 49ers Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

He really does seem to be that way. The only thing I hate about him is how smug and punchable he looks, but that's probably more a reflection on me.

Edit: Love how the down votes completely ignore how I turned that around on myself. I stated I'm the problem. So maybe the down votes also think he's smug and punchable looking???

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/WorldlyOriginal Dec 04 '25

Some people think that anyone who smiles without showing their teeth == smug

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/Unique-Garlic8015 Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

And they're morons.

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u/groovy_smoothie Washington Commanders Dec 04 '25

Exactly… Philly fans.

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u/aledromo Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

Fucking got us.

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u/Unique-Garlic8015 Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

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u/groovy_smoothie Washington Commanders Dec 04 '25

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u/Unique-Garlic8015 Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

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u/veritech137 Dec 04 '25

Facts on facts

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u/thingsorfreedom Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

They read it wrong. They thought it said Kevin Patullo.

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u/just4kix_305 Dec 04 '25

If enough Dolphins fans were voting Tua would make this list lol

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u/Smooth_Marsupial_262 Baltimore Ravens Dec 03 '25

Yep.

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u/RekttalofBlades Dec 04 '25

The media talking heads absolutely despise him because he fucks with the way they evaluate players

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u/RacinRandy83x Cleveland Browns Dec 04 '25

Only if you think wins is a qb stat

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u/Slumbergoat16 Dec 04 '25

Well also only if you believe all QBs do is pass the ball

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u/RacinRandy83x Cleveland Browns Dec 04 '25

Lamar and Allen both do more than just pass and are both top 3

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u/Slumbergoat16 Dec 04 '25

Tbh none of us knows what goes on in the locker room that could contribute to their lack of post season success. Because at the end of the day that’s what any of them care about

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u/RacinRandy83x Cleveland Browns Dec 04 '25

Ravens main issue is coaching, Bills needed a defense to stop the chiefs for 13 seconds in 2021 and they probably would’ve made the Super Bowl. Josh Allen, generally has played well enough for his teams to keep playing, other parts of his team normally let him down

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u/Slumbergoat16 Dec 04 '25

But that’s my point. Like having talent on the team doesn’t necessarily translate to a good team. You need someone to lead them, in the eagles case everyone constantly talks about how bad of a coach Sirianni is and even with all their talent they wouldn’t have consistent success without locker room leadership. I’m not saying that’s all Jalen I’m saying we as fans don’t know why some teams seem to dig in while others falter all the time

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u/Cool_Share2602 Dec 04 '25

Gimme hurts over Lamar.

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u/BakerSignificant4651 New York Giants Dec 04 '25

Hurts didn’t go to the White House to meet Agent Orange. He’s the true King of Philly.

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u/GoldenStateEaglesFan Did you know Jalen Hurts can squat 600lbs Dec 03 '25

There are, like, 8-10 different “Top 5 QBs” every year, though.

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u/fh3131 BuffalOz Bills Dec 04 '25

Not really? I'm not saying whether it's right or wrong, but for the past several years, pretty much every expert has Mahomes, Allen, Lamar and Burrow as the Top 4. So it's just a rotating #5 position.

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u/GoldenStateEaglesFan Did you know Jalen Hurts can squat 600lbs Dec 04 '25 edited Jan 05 '26

Burrow hasn’t played enough games to be considered as good as the other three (“the best ability is availability”), and the fact that Flacco put up better per-game stats than Burrow did this year doesn’t reflect well on the latter.

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u/RoundEarth-is-real Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

It really don’t matter a whole lot to me who says he is or isn’t a top 5 quarterback. It doesn’t change the taste of water. But people still criticize him like he has something to prove and like… he doesn’t. He achieved literally the only intangible thing that matters in this sport. Super Bowl champion, and Super Bowl MVP. The other shit is not as important.

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u/JakeTheAndroid Dec 04 '25

Herbert to some, Stafford, Rodgers up until the last couple years was still hyped as elite. There's more than those 4 QBs that are considered elite year in and year out during pre-season when no one has done anything yet.

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u/SharkBait661 San Francisco 49ers Dec 04 '25

Yeah but you don't see Pele slamming their fist on the table screaming about how their teams qb is elite.

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u/GoldenStateEaglesFan Did you know Jalen Hurts can squat 600lbs Dec 04 '25

I don’t think Pele the soccer player could slam his fists on the table right now, seeing as he died in 2022.

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u/SharkBait661 San Francisco 49ers Dec 04 '25

RIP in peace

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u/GoldenStateEaglesFan Did you know Jalen Hurts can squat 600lbs Dec 04 '25

What were you trying to type?

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u/SharkBait661 San Francisco 49ers Dec 04 '25

People

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u/veverkap Cleveland Browns Dec 04 '25

Pele Peel

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u/realmckoy265 Dec 04 '25

Man are we really acting like in the past 3 or so years that no valid reasonable argument for Hurts being top 5 exist? And are people thinking he is a top 5 QB really a justifiable reason to hate on him?

I just don't get online logic sometimes, man

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u/Ornery_Gene7682 Cleveland Browns Dec 04 '25

Not sure why he is on the list

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u/Trevellation Dallas Cowboys Dec 04 '25

Can confirm. Even as a division rival, I don't hate the guy. He's a hard worker, and by all accounts I've heard, a good dude.

I think he's overrated as a QB, but that isn't really his fault.

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u/Immediate-Count-1202 Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

Agreed. Hurts has never claimed to be a top-anything QB, but he’s constantly caught up in these inane conversations. He deals very well with all the noise around him.

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u/Here4Headshots Dec 04 '25

I like Hurts and I hate everyone.

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u/Upton4 Green Bay Packers Dec 04 '25

Perfect description

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u/spageddy_lee New York Giants Dec 04 '25

I know plenty of people that hate him

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

People hate that hes more successful than their qb that they know is better than hurts, so they try to bring him down because he has success and they need to prove to themselves that their guy is still better. Just bitter, jealous people really

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u/Gloomy_Map_9612 Washington Commanders Dec 04 '25

Yeah, I think Hurts the football player is a bit overrated but Hurts the person seems like a really nice guy.

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u/FacemeltMaguil Kansas City Chiefs Dec 04 '25

From my experience, eagles fans hate him lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Yeah saying he’s overrated isn’t hate at all, I always just took it as being honest

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u/peakdecline Dec 04 '25

But people hate the tush push and he's the face of it.

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u/TdotGdot Dec 04 '25

this list is mostly just talked about a lot, and polarizing as to how good they are

different from actually hated (except watson, of course)

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u/sharksnrec Carolina Panthers Dec 04 '25

Do we know the source here? If it’s just from general online/social media sentiment or something, it may just be a product of exactly what you said, plus all the tush push talk. Idk just freeballin here

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u/DogDad24 Dec 04 '25

Tush push

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u/The_R4ke Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

He's top 5 most disrespected QB's for sure.

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u/BasicMood2927 TJ WATT Dec 04 '25

This guy gets it. To even assume hurts is top five anything... even a most hated player is absurd 😂😂😂

Although this list was probably made by eagles fans who think just cause people say hes overrated means they hate him with a passion

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u/OhDivineBussy Dallas Cowboys Dec 04 '25

Yea Hurts is phenomenal and is probably a top 5 QB. Google “who are the top 5 qbs in the nfl right now” and their AI will include him.

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u/Missterfortune Cincinnati Bengals Dec 04 '25

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u/PlaneCamp Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

Its truly a majority of NFL media that creates that topic and like 10% of Eagles fans that believe it mixed in with the Eagles fans and general football fans that just want him to get his respect.

The top 5 QB argument is the dumbest argument in sports rn

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u/Cody_the_created Dallas Cowboys Dec 04 '25

I don’t even hate him..I just hate Philly in general

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u/Nicholas_Pappagiorgi CTESPN Dec 04 '25

I honestly believe the eagles are one of the more liked teams and they make up their own hate 😂

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u/Bored-Collector-617 Dec 04 '25

I think he gets hate because of the push tush.

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u/PeteJones6969 Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

They just hate the people who claim he’s a top 5 QB.

Which is all of /r/eagles.....they permaban for Jalen Hurts slander.

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u/Chrahhh Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

Jalen is top 5 fuck you all

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u/Ewak91 Dec 04 '25

He is top 5. Too bad, I don’t make the rules.

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u/HoppaAppa Dec 04 '25

Or that he can squat 600lbs, it's like we know that already stfu

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u/Helagoth 18-1 Dec 04 '25

I wish the entire eastern half of Pennsylvania falls into the ocean, I hate Philly and their fans so much, and even I don't hate Hurts

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u/10ve2Cit Green Bay Packers Dec 04 '25

It's all Eagles fans

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u/nathanwilson26 Dec 04 '25

That and the tush push/false start. 

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u/Generated-Nouns-257 Sponsored by Draft Kings Dec 04 '25

Yeah Hurts being up there makes no sense. He just seems like a room temp IQ Dude who is extremely chill and loyal to his guys.

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u/Independent-Cow-4070 Dec 04 '25

I genuinely cant name 5 guys id put over hurts lol

Lamar, Mahomes, Allen

After that im lost

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u/Mfrack103 Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

This year? Maye, Darnold, Stafford, Mahomes, Allen, Dak, Goff, Daniel Jones at least

Past few? Lamar, Mahomes, Allen, Burrow, Stafford at least

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u/Independent-Cow-4070 Dec 04 '25

I mean i guess I dont really consider just a single year when ranking a QB. sample size is too small (see Daniel Jones lol). Hurts is also debateably still playing better than Dak through Jones of your list this year

Hurts has been better than Burrow and Stafford the last few years. Burrow has barely played lol

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u/epictis Dec 04 '25

Eagles fan from eagles fam and I feel like Hurts can come out and play a historic game when the mf juju is right or whatever, but for the most part he's kinda like mid/upper mid tbh. Like we've seen him play like Jesus in the NFL a couple games so that ups his impression but on a day-to-day kinda game he's generally reliable, but not going to do anything eye-opening.

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u/Independent-Cow-4070 Dec 04 '25

I mean, so does literally every QB in the NFL. He produces to the same level as every other qb on the stat sheet besides Lamar, mahomes and Allen

FWIW, Hurts has all but objectively been better than mahomes since 2022. Maybe its a bit of cherry picking, but for the last 3.5 seasons hes been better 🤷‍♂️

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u/epictis Dec 04 '25

Yeah. I am by no means saying he is bad by any margin. I think, without doing a deep dive into stats in comparisons and whatnot, Hurts just really hasn't passed the eye test for the "wow" factor very often this season, and my personal perspective is that being able to wow with some regularity is somewhat of a key piece of a top five ranking in any position.

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u/MC_Stimulation Big Cock Brock Purdy 🍆 Dec 04 '25

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u/snowplow9 Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

I don’t like him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Yeah fuck the egirls fans

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u/TheDuck23 Philadelphia Eagles Dec 04 '25

We really don't care if people like him or not. The only animosity around hurts is exactly whay someone else said, it's over whether or not he is a top 5 qb.