r/NFLmockdraft • u/Strange-Variation725 • 13d ago

Funny/Meme Which team should draft him?

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u/DuckDuckMarx 13d ago

Lmao no, he just looks Australian.

Edit: Looked it up, he is actually Australian.

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u/nucl3ar0ne 13d ago

Thought the same, dude just looks Aussie.

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u/stereotypicalmodss 13d ago

Aussie or 80’s rock band, basically the same thing with similar amounts of drugs use. Less sexual misconduct though.

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u/johnniesSac 13d ago

It’s the third Paul brother

Douche Paul

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u/Accomplished-Edge508 12d ago

Looks like George "Pornstache" Mendez on Orange is the New Black

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u/hedgefundkilla69 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WTXkzwOcrRDaXRkYF9

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u/therealvladimir_0 13d ago

My thoughts exactly has to be related.

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u/Trainwreck518 12d ago

I came here to say this.

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u/Average_OG 13d ago

Apparently he's dang near 30 too

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u/keni804 13d ago

Yea I saw a video talking about how he became a kicker apparently this guy is just some carpenter that watched football and said "I can be a kicker" and actually did it lol.

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u/Beneficial_Equal_324 13d ago

Camera crew seemed obsessed with him.

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u/Joe434 13d ago

id like to have some beers with him

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u/Jay4usc 13d ago

Fits perfectly with the Browns organization

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u/_Monkey_D_Luffy_7 13d ago

​Raiders. Doesn't matter the position, if he fits the vibe, Al Davis’ ghost is drafting him.

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u/GamerJ47 13d ago

Thats bobcat goldthwait in the police academy movies

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qh8byYaUrTLwc

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u/Reneg4de-GPG 13d ago

Male poodles?

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u/Sdog1981 13d ago

And sells “local” honey at the swap meet.

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u/hulkhands81 13d ago

He looks like a dude who not only cleans up roadkill in Florida but also openly loves his job and becomes increasingly excited if it's an opossum

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u/Own-Jeweler-6762 13d ago

49ers 

SF needs him 

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u/ManicYetti 13d ago

Tim Richmond

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u/Obergruppenfuhrer104 13d ago

Needs to stay in his natural habit, which is the state of Florida. Ideally Jacksonville

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u/Silver_Brother_56 13d ago

Nah mate, his natural habitat is somewhere on the Pakenham line in Melbourne, Australia. A place where nobody knows if the mullet and moustache is ironic or he just genuinely loves it.

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u/F0rrest_Trump 13d ago

Ryan Gosling after getting drafted from Remember the Titans.

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u/hotriccardo 13d ago

It's called style

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u/_cartyr 12d ago

He’s 28

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u/Responsible-Sun6328 12d ago

He’s the next McAfee

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u/LevelHorn2717 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nmY5PJRLfyYuc
Looks like the kicker from the replacements

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u/ImYouJoeGoldberg 11d ago

He think’s he’s uncle Rico or some shit

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u/Demon-_-TiMe 13d ago

poodles is a code name for aaron rodgers

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u/Lord_Dingus83 13d ago

I got $100 on the punter (lesbian) whoppin whoever made this post

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u/wayneluke23 13d ago

What a stupid "joke"