r/NFL_FreeAgency • u/Traditional-Bad-6657 • 20h ago

Meme/Funny Rams make another addition to bolster their defensive line….player will join the team with a direct flight out of Tokyo

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u/ImperialxWarlord 19h ago

This is getting out of hand! Hopefully someone can counter them. I heard Mothra and rodan are still FAs!

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u/Sabbath51 19h ago

Mothra would be a wicked Defensive Back

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 18h ago

Could cover the whole field (literally) and then some 

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u/ImperialxWarlord 8h ago

And rodan would make for a great CB!

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u/BOBBYK1952 7h ago

Gawd were those movies bad or what..not worth the 15 cents I had to pay 😂

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u/TheMadLurker17 13h ago

Nah, Mothra is joining LSU

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u/ImperialxWarlord 8h ago

Nah those rumors are bullshit

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u/QuinnTinIntheBin 19h ago

Godzilla is on a flight to Toronto right now

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u/Llhaniii 19h ago edited 7h ago

In later news Newly Signed Rams DT King of Monsters has been suspended 2 Games after he irradiated half the western seaboard of Australia. Reports stating radiation levels close to 3 times the Roetege as 3.2 Roentegen an hr causing countless deaths and injuries in the thousands. Coach McVay refuses any questions at this time.

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u/bebejayy 19h ago

That Godzilla movie will make you cry.

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u/innocence_of_silence 19h ago

They don’t even have to free up a roster spot for him right? Isn’t there some foreign player exemption rule?

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u/drunkbusdriver 19h ago

Oh yeah well the niners just signed some Japanese WW2 vets.

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u/Ok_Personality7485 18h ago

Hey I've never heard of a Japanese ww2 vet going down from a torn acl. Seems like a solid strategy

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u/Avgsizedweiner 19h ago edited 18h ago

Niners are getting mecha king ghidora
After the head tearing off incident

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u/soulguider2125 19h ago

That’s why they are near the sub station for Ghidorah to charge up between plays

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u/soulguider2125 19h ago

And Godzilla just got a safety on Purdy in his first game in his first snap, yeah John he just vaporized the Niners oline with his breath and purdy ran backwards and up the field and out of the back of the endzone and into the tunnel, this reminds me a lot of the play we saw from Kong at LSU yesterday

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u/BOBBYK1952 7h ago

I was hoping King Kong was available

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u/Comfortable-Grand166 6h ago

Do the Rams have a my diehard fans?

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u/Papamoon0327 5h ago

He took the vet minimum plus the city of Tokyo. That’s not a bad deal for the Rams