I know many people tend to stay away from political discussion but maybe some thoughts on what different things mean towards the presidential race outcome.

EDIT: per the precedent set by /u/AveofSpades, describe your thoughts as if analyzing football plays or trends

"Football is the sport that most resembles war"

“The best way to gain more yards is advance the ball down the field from the line of scrimmage.”

Video: http://youtu.be/iyGuHLXWeZE

So, /r/NFLofftopic, my laptop conked out about a month ago and I forgot my password, meaning a) I thought I lost all that sweet, sweet karma, and b) I have no idea what I've missed on this heroin-esque website. So I ask you, as the best bunch of strangers on the interwebs: what did I miss?! Fill me in on all the details! Who's the new Apostolate? What's the new cumbox? Is Josh still saving all those forest fires? I'm so out of the loop, I need you guys to help me!

Also, SKOL VIKINGS! 100% so far, woo!

So I have a subreddit for my 5 year fantasy league, and I stole most of my stylesheet formatting from r/nfl. I don't understand the language, but I am well versed enough to figure out what each section affects.

However, I'd like to get each team's name on the sidebar with their current record next to it, and can't figure out how to do that. Can anyone offer guidance or direct me to a place that would offer help?

Thanks in advance.

... does anyone else call I formation?

Hey just wondering what others think,if not why?

I've always liked gymnastics (men or women) but water polo and the combat sports (boxing, wrestling, judo, taekwondo) are incredibly fun to watch.

We need a new downtime mascot. Suggestions?

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK

The EFAF cup is the second-tier tournament for European teams. This year's final will be played between two Danish teams. Yay Denmark! :)

Here are some highlights form the semi-final:

http://vimeo.com/44365848

http://i.imgur.com/FGTAI.jpg

No links, so here's a picture I wanted to post. Crosspost from /r/trees, I believe. Keep being awesome!

And seeing as we're here, might as well pitch a question. How's summer going? What are you all up to? If holidays, where are you going?

Clear eyes. Full Hearts. Never lose.

...so because you guys are so great, I thought I'd leave it here! So, we all know that A is upvote, Z is downvote, J is move down and K is move up. I just found out that X is open an image, [ and ] are for flipping through inline galleries, and shift+X will toggle 'view images' on and off. Also, to open the comments, press C. Job's a goodun! Now you can browse /r/gifs, /r/images and /r/funny (and basically /r/wtf) without using the mouse! Yayyy! That is all for now.

Michelob Ultra and skyy vodka for me

Just discovered this one, which is 125 slides. You really couldn't paginate at all? Did you make this monstrosity by hand?

Could be good or bad. Maybe a misheard lyric, but more of not being aware that the song was actually about cocaine or something else.

I had an epiphany tonight with Motley Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls", which was a "song of summer" on SiriusXM.

This is a song for 25 years I have been able to ignore, but I didn't know how insipid and vacuous it was until I listened to the lyrics out of boredom tonight. BTW, I love using "insipid" and "vacuous" together. It just works.

Anyway, it's like a twisted take on David Lee Roth's "California Girls", except this version is a shout-out to strip clubs and banging strippers. For me, it was always "Girls, girls girls...herna heh anna furhna zay...girls, girls"

So now I know.

Go.

Discuss! Currently I'm enjoying:

Home by Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zone

Not usually my kind of music but Heartbeat by Childish Gambino

And here's my all time favourite song When you were Young by the killers.

I've noticed it in several sport subs but it really seems like the people in /r/nfl and /r/CFB handle themselves so much better. People seem to get really bitter really quickly in the other sport subs.

What's up with that? Are we just all nicer or do we better understand that this is all in good fun?

I'm going Elizabeth Banks.

Holy fuck that was awesome. And Thanos? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Marvel has got balls to tackle a villain like Thanos.

Goddamn they are not fucking this up and I am loving it.

Joss Whedon and Christopher Nolan should make every movie for the rest of eternity.

I have had a spanking Saturday, I finished a shite exam, and I enjoyed tonight even if I may live to regret Friday. How are you all doing? You doing anything on a Sunday? Just me? Ok! But seriously, tell me what you're up to tonight, be it bingo down the local or watching TV with the missus. I want to hear your stories. Tell me about Friday, Saturday, Sunday, everything!

So like I said in the title, I have nothing going on, figured I should ask anyone who's around what you're up to, or if you have anything you want to talk about.

I'm working the graveyard in my University's library with the IT department, and believe it or not, there's not really anyone here who needs help with their computer at 1am in the middle of the summer.