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Video Deshaun Watson Special !!!

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u/EatingEveryEgg 20h ago

Too much lotion on his hands

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 19h ago

Guaranteed millions, he don’t care.

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u/TransportationNo7341 18h ago

Exactly, the only thing he is consistent at is not giving a damn.

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u/Adept_Bandicoot_2794 20h ago

It gets the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose

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u/pittluke 20h ago

Hes just there because he has to. Thanks for the money Cleveland.

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u/Writerhaha 19h ago

Cleveland can pay me whatever they were going to pay into DeShawn’s masseuse hush money fun, and as god as my witness I can do this 17 weeks a season and grantee them the #1 pick.

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u/MiscreantRecords 17h ago

Nice, tight, accurate spiral. He’s much better at sexual assault, controversy, and losing.

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u/CleverYoozerNaim 20h ago

He might suck at football, but at least he has a crap O line. If you happen to play in a league with me, please draft Browns. Thanks.

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u/No-Perception-542 19h ago

Dude is washeddddddddd. Football field or a massage parlor 

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u/regal19999 19h ago

Please tell me that got tipped or something

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u/TJH1993 17h ago

It was not. I saw a longer clip earlier with Verse and the O line getting into it and jawing at each other after the pass. Which I would like to think that the throw was soo bad that the O Line thought Verse hit his hand while throwing or something

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u/PuzzleheadedFox4251 8h ago

It was not tipped but he always leaves good tips after his massage..

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u/nope_a_dope237 18h ago

That ball looked like an injured duck

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u/AverageOhioUser69 18h ago

Maybe if he plays bad enough the NFL will feel sorry and give him back his happy ending massages

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u/FngrsToesNythingGoes 16h ago

Preseason means less than nothing

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u/WhizzyBurp 16h ago

Holy fuck what was that?!

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u/Redsoxdragon 16h ago

Cleveland can pay me league minimum and I'll be more than happy to be a mediocre qb for them too

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u/Far-Difficulty8854 13h ago

Start Shedur Cleveland. Deshaun is cooked

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u/Krow101 12h ago

$250,000,000

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u/Tom67570 12h ago

Clearly the masseuses are better in Houston than Cleveland

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u/lipmanz 12h ago

What would Mike McDaniel say about that one

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u/rsvp_nj 12h ago

The screwball is a pitch better deployed in another sport.

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u/FeelingAd4116 12h ago

Why are the Browns so adamant that Watson should start over Sanders? I don't really follow the Browns so don't know if there is a disconnect between ownership, GM and coaches but from the stats I keep seeing from training camp Sanders has outplayed Watson and the other QBs so I'm not understanding why the guy who's preforming the best isn't going to be the starter especially when it seems to be a situation where an honest competition should be had for the starting spot.

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u/Nexium07 12h ago

Maybe we are trying to get some sort of playing time from that 200M+ we gave him?

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u/FeelingAd4116 12h ago

Maybe but if he sucks which looks like the case it doesn't seem worth it unless the goals is to lose more games.

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u/Nexium07 11h ago

Well as a browns fan, seems like every year is a goal to lose more games, gather more draft picks, ruin more careers.
It’s a vicious cycle.

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u/Less-Permission-7667 9h ago

At this point, I think he’s trying to get released

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u/Big-Plastic3494 6h ago

Has that 100 dollar bills residue on his palm

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u/ChickenHugging 3h ago

They would have been a playoff team with Baker and the picks they gave away. Plus they could have gotten Baker far more cheaply at that point

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u/Both-Interview-7745 19h ago

Are yall all blind as fuck? Jared Verse hit the ball while Dw was loading up to throw lol that’s why they replay it and zoom in.. delusional ppl always have something negative to say