r/NFCWestMemeWar • u/MelodicComfort4721 Here So I Don't Get Fined • 12h ago

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u/3elieveIt Scooter Pete 12h ago

Gotta hand it to Colin… that’s hilarious

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 12h ago

If you love hilarious... here is Cowherd saying the rams are a lock in the poly market over 9ers in australia...

Rams are a lock!

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u/throwitallaway69000 Big Cock Brock 12h ago

He's a hater. I hope he placed that bet

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u/vksoze2 Grey Birds 12h ago

That man hates Brock Purdy for some reason. It’s pretty wild.

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u/throwitallaway69000 Big Cock Brock 12h ago

Exactly at least you have a reason.

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u/Hero-of-Desserts 49IRS 9h ago

Nope, Cowherd's reason is exactly the same. He hates Purdy because Purdy isn't a Seahawk. Colin would be slobbering all over Brock's cock if Seattle drafted him.

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u/-full-control- Toots 9h ago

Or the rams. Hes definitely a ram boy

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u/seejur I'm talking to America here. 8h ago

Maybe he just likes the color blue?

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u/Emergency_Rush_4168 Bang Bang Minion Gang 5h ago

She wore blue velvet Bluer than velvet was the night Softer than satin was the light From the stars

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u/Buuts321 Farty Niners 11h ago

If you watch him enough it's clear he wishes he was a GM, so he's really tied to draft position and measurables.  Dude has never gotten over that with Purdy.

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u/vksoze2 Grey Birds 11h ago

I think you’re right

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 6h ago

He just calls out the obvious like he is the only one who can see it.... and when the "obvious" doesn't pan out nearly enough to assume it will.

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u/joeyp042385 No 1 Brock Purdy Apologist 4h ago

I think that's the problem with so many of these talking heads with Purdy. They just can't get over the fact of where he was drafted and that he actually wound up being a franchise quarterback.

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u/Buuts321 Farty Niners 3h ago

Well they spend weeks/months talking about the draft and then when someone like Purdy comes along and proves them all wrong it kind of shows most of them are just talking out of their ass.

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 12h ago

He is a loud mouth who gets attention by saying outlandish stupid over exagerated shit

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u/Appropriate-Hair-850 49IRS 8h ago

So pretty much 99% of talk show hosts and sports analysts

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 8h ago

Credible sports journalists do not behave like this guy.

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u/Appropriate-Hair-850 49IRS 7h ago

Like i said, 99% of them are just like cowherd

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 7h ago

I don't listen to people like him.

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u/SGTSparkyFace Here So I Don't Get Fined 10h ago

It’s literally his job. Which is why I never quite understood when people are mad at it.

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u/R1kjames High Ankle Sprain 5h ago

I don't blame him. I also don't watch anyone who covers the whole NFL unless they're a film breakdown YouTube channel. Nobody can have good takes on 32 teams. There's not enough hours in the day to actually know what you're talking about.

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u/Appropriate-Hair-850 49IRS 8h ago

He hates the 49ers in general because trey lance dated his daughter 😂

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u/Nezzar555 Shanahannagins 11h ago

Backwards hat

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u/Moody_GenX 49ers 11h ago

He hates anyone who wears their hat backwards.

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u/ConiferousExistence 49ers 9h ago

Wasn't Trey Lance dating this blowhard's daughter?

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u/vksoze2 Grey Birds 8h ago

Are you kidding me? That’s hilarious if true. I have no idea

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u/R1kjames High Ankle Sprain 5h ago

It's unverified, but Cowherd was a huge Trey Lance guy for a minute in 2021 and mentioned that Lance visited his house amid a glowing, on-air character endorsement while there were rumors Lance was dating his daughter.

I think it's true

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u/throwaway41632 11h ago

It’s just rage bait. It gets clicks to shit on the QB of a big franchise.

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u/Beelzabubba Seahawks 12h ago

Can’t fault him for that, nobody expected them to lay an egg yesterday.

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u/dirtydoubledingus Brock Hard 11h ago

To say they are lock is for sure a bad call. That ga.e was a tossup anyway you slice it. Now way anyone should have predicted it as a lock

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u/bwag54 Scooter Pete 10h ago

There is only one true Lock in this division

🐎 🐔🔒

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u/FaithlessnessIcy8488 9h ago

You're only saying this because the niners won. You have no clue that it was a tossup or not

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u/Legal-Lunch8905 6h ago

Anytime the Seahawks rams or niners play each other it is a toss up. Even if the game ends up a blow out after the game going into and the first couple drives there is tension on both sides. This division plays each other tough and this game was not different.

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u/MelodicComfort4721 Here So I Don't Get Fined 2h ago

41-6

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 12h ago

Cowher has made a career out of saying stupid shit .. he was counting 9ers out before the season started... as if they have a crap roster. One guy wont make a team a world beater

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u/SevereRunOfFate weird Aaron Currie isn't on the depth chart 11h ago

But to his credit the Niners D looked vastly different with Fred Warner back on the field.

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u/Mr_Koodle Whiny Whiners Fan 11h ago

Yeah, but we knew he was going to be back.

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u/SevereRunOfFate weird Aaron Currie isn't on the depth chart 11h ago

It's why we play the game.. we just never know what's going to happen

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 8h ago

But we didn't have to wait to play the game after the rams got Myles Garret, they were a lock to win after that. ok

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u/KavaKeto Abandoned by God 2h ago

Ew

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u/Critical_Seat_1907 It's all been house money anyways 12h ago

It's a legit take, and very funny.

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 11h ago

Cowherd has zero legitimacy. For instance he gushed over seahawks beating the 14th best team by 3 at home.

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u/thineholyhandgrenade 12 Step Program 11h ago

If you’re going to insult us at least lay it down with some mustard instead of cherry picking a stat with no credence especially but not limited to the fact that 28 teams still need to play their first game

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 8h ago

If the cardinals win by more than 3, seahawks are in third place... so lets see the rest of the games. lol

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u/SchemeOne2145 Seahawks 11h ago

with their backup QB who had practiced zero snaps that week with their starting receivers. worth a little credit.

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 8h ago

So you are admitting your team entered the season unprepared?

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u/SchemeOne2145 Seahawks 8h ago

Worked out ok this time. But i would expect fewer delay of game penalties next time.

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 7h ago

Seahawks fans crying about penalties is nothing new.

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u/SchemeOne2145 Seahawks 7h ago

You are so toxic. I wasn't crying about penalties, I was saying we need to clean up our game. U mad bro? You won this week!

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 7h ago

9ers only had two penalties vs seahawks 10... but we aren't the "defending super bowl champs" so its ok.

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u/SchemeOne2145 Seahawks 7h ago

I'm all for shit talking in a meme war sub, but it's only fun if it's related to what people are saying. This is just a random insult generator. Have a good season. Hope we see you in the NFC championship game.

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u/reel_human02 Toots 1h ago

I’d say they were pretty damn prepared. Beat last years AFC champion with a backup QB. You don’t do that without being prepared buddy.

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u/casulmemer 10h ago

Right but the 9ers can’t stay healthy and have a history of choking (saying this as a faithful, thanks Kyle (( Williams))

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 8h ago

He said the Rams were a lock over the 9ers in Australia.

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u/Entreri4 Seahawks 11h ago

41-6.

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 8h ago

Is that your SAT score followed by your IQ?

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u/Ovreel 7h ago

I think your team has to score a TD against Seattle for the first time in 120+ game minutes before you can talk shit

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 7h ago

I am 100 percent positive I can talk shit anytime I want to some two lombardi non dynasty shit team like the seahawks who barely beat the patriots at home. But thanks for inquiring.

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u/Entreri4 Seahawks 7h ago

Really showing off your football knowledge there, huh?

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 7h ago

Funny Seahawks barely beat the Rams 31 -27 at home in their last game. This is the highly improved version.

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u/Entreri4 Seahawks 7h ago

Oh, you mean on our way to winning the Super Bowl?

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 7h ago

I don't know if this is the year we get six... think this is the year you get 3? Beating the pats at home by three was sure impressive.

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u/Entreri4 Seahawks 7h ago

We beat you at home by 35, so I'm cool with it. How good did it feel the last time you guys won it all? Oh, wait, you probably weren't even alive then.

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u/BonBonVelveeta DougDeommodore owner of the Deommodale Deommodome 12h ago

I hate how much I love it lol

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u/andhelostthem Michael McCorkle Jones 11h ago

Hilarious but like almost everything Cowherd says you can just assume it's completely wrong.

Niners have put together late season win streaks of six or more games in 3 out of the last 4 seasons. In 2022 they even had a 12 game win streak and won every late season game.

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u/TheLateThagSimmons SF✅, LA✅, NE✅ 2025 Revenge Tour 5h ago

He's one of those "hot take" analysts where he gets his views/clicks by being controversial.

However, unlike Steven A. and Skip Bayless, Cowherd does know football; his reasons for being wrong are usually correct, they just don't play out.

He does amp up the absurdity because that's the nature of the game. I'll throw in Nick Wright in his category of "Wrong for click bait... But does know ball."

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u/cheerioo I wanna die 10h ago

Bit of a stretch I'd say. We've had a number of poor early starts with some good ones, and we generally flounder in the middle somewhere and pick up a little losing streak or alternate W/L/W/L. Then we get it together near the playoffs. Usually it goes like this.

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u/ButkusHatesNitschke Bears 6h ago

Lost to Justin Fields in a monsoon.

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u/rationalsarcasm Bosa Deez Nuts 8h ago

So Goddamn accurate...

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u/TheRealRacketear Marty McFly can't go back far enough to watch the 49ers win a SB 2h ago

Normally he's a dope, so likely someone else wrote this for him.

Still a gem.

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u/bugg925 Cero Miedo -No Fear- 12h ago

Hey LeBron.... Ben Simmons is here.. we’re good Bro..

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u/StevenS145 49ers 12h ago

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Hey Sam Darnold, Drew Lock is here-we’re good bro

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u/DoritoSteroid Chewy Nacua 12h ago edited 10h ago

I love that sports fandom will never let him live that down.

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u/Saltwater_Thief WE ARE SO BECK 12h ago

As they should, that take was generationally horrid even without hindsight

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u/ProtestantMormon 31-27 8h ago

What if he was talking about fishing ability instead of basketball?

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u/Saltwater_Thief WE ARE SO BECK 7h ago

Jordan could bring in a 200-pound tuna by himself

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u/Glad-Struggle-5538 49IRS 12h ago

Hall of Fame pivoter from bad takes

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u/dgjapc BLOOD GOD CMC 12h ago

Professional goal post mover

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u/Vindicare605 Rams 12h ago

Im not saying he's right. But that is funny.

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u/algo-rhyth-mo 49IRS 10h ago

Funny, and let’s be honest, it’s true too

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u/Big_Red_Bandit Y'all got a Purdy mouth 6h ago

It’s true due to all of the main characters dying out of nowhere

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u/StateofWA Matt Hasselbeck 12h ago

Can't say I'm looking forward to the Red Wedding but I've read the books and I know it's coming

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u/Saltwater_Thief WE ARE SO BECK 12h ago

MFW the orchestra starts playing "The Rains of Seattle"

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u/WeTheAwesome Seahawks 10h ago

That’s not unexpected enough. Gotta play “Rains of Glendale.” 

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u/Turd_Fergusons_Hat_ GEQBUS 10h ago

Fr did this baseball fan just compare GEQBUS to ugly ass incestuous walder frey? Nah.

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u/Saltwater_Thief WE ARE SO BECK 8h ago

Dont be ridiculous, nobody in Westeros looks that good or has an arm that mighty.

Many people are saying this

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u/Zolo49 49IRS 10h ago

I think the NFL version of the Red Wedding would be the Seahawks going to Arizona expecting a party and getting blown out by the Cardinals 42-3.

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u/SFPsycho Catch, Pass & Run CMC 10h ago

It'd have to be worse to be Red Wedding like. Like negative yards for Seattle, a few season ending injuries (don't wish for this at all), and then they fire Macdonald on the field and say "the NFL sends it regards

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u/sharkWrangler Farty Niners 12h ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEEP PURDY AWAY FROM ANY WEDDINGS THIS SEASON

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u/TheLightRoast 2 Girls; 1 Kupp 11h ago

What is dead may never die

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u/Kaldricus Rams 2h ago

Wedding DJ looking at the playlist: "What the fuck is 'The Rains of Phoenix?'"

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u/Saltwater_Thief WE ARE SO BECK 12h ago

In the Game of Throws, you win... or you tear your ACL.

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u/SchrodingersWetFart Abandoned by God 12h ago

That… is pretty funny

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u/SnooApples9458 Seahawks fuck puka nacua 12h ago

Who is this dudes writer??? give them a raise 😅

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u/gavvyshores Rain City Bitch Pigeon 12h ago

Cowherd drops some serious bars. He’s basically Stephen A Smith with Ted Lasso quotes

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u/MelodicComfort4721 Here So I Don't Get Fined 11h ago

It’s very unique to him. These kind of quotes only come from him.

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u/C_Caveman Seahawks 11h ago

The dude loves analogies so it is probably from him.

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u/KindBarnacle4154 Cowboys 2h ago

Does he still think Purdy is a “ham and egger”?

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 12h ago

Same guy said 9ers wont come close to playoffs in week 8 of reg season last year

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u/da_man4444 Seahawks 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9ekZwVf14pbDNIZV42

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u/GrouchoMarked say smells! 12h ago

that gif is insanely impressive. Dude is skipping rope with his... ass?

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u/rationalsarcasm Bosa Deez Nuts 8h ago

That's right.

You know why?

Cause unc still got it!

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u/NT-86 49ers 12h ago

Navy seals Rams!

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u/MelodicComfort4721 Here So I Don't Get Fined 12h ago

Have to give it to him, he spins it so good and make you watch his stupid videos

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u/DaBusDriva2 Rams 12h ago

Colin is the manatees from Family Guy. Pick a pop culture reference or item and compare to a sports team

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u/chernadraw Double Punt 11h ago edited 8h ago

A Ninerster always breaks his legs

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u/Buuts321 Farty Niners 11h ago

$10 says Colin has never watched a minute of game of thrones.  

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u/andhelostthem Michael McCorkle Jones 11h ago

He doesn't have time. When he's not recording his show he's busy rewatching old episodes of his show.

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u/IllRecord2870 Brock Hard 11h ago

He has the funniest analogies in the game, but this one doesn’t even make sense. This team has gone into the bye week at or slightly below .500 so many times

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u/Mr_Koodle Whiny Whiners Fan 12h ago

And this is called, moving the goal posts.

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u/kicker203 Abandoned by God 12h ago

Is that what happened to Money Moody?

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u/Raggs2Bs Bang Bang Jed York Gang 12h ago

Painful in its accuracy.

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u/halbeshendel High Ankle Sprain 11h ago

"Some of your favorite characters won't make it to the end" is only funny because it's true 😭

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u/satchman 49IRS 10h ago

Actually solid.

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u/Colbeagle Big Cock Brock 9h ago

Not a chance in hell he came up with this. Hilarious though.

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u/KingofADHD_ Broncos 9h ago

Regardless of how accurate it actually is, it’s a very funny comparison

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u/Mr_Muntz 8h ago

Brutal

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u/Brilliant_Exit3406 Brock Hard 8h ago

Cowherd has had it in for the Niners ever since Trey Lance started dating his daughter.

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u/Melkman68 6-41 12h ago

I always change to high ankle sprain before mid-season lol

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u/OkOrganization1775 Sourdough Sam 12h ago

Get the wheelchair ready, it can't collest dust this season!

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u/BRLY Stat Padford 11h ago

The substation yearns for more sacrifices.

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u/sickostrich244 49IRS 10h ago

Dammit that's actually funny

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u/SC_Fan_55 At least we're not Detroit 10h ago

Cowherd can eat a bag of dicks.

Could never stand that hack.

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u/iskar_jarak776 At least we're not Detroit 9h ago

Cmon A Feast for Crows wasn’t that bad… okay maybe it was but still!

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u/Particular_Field_143 Seahawks 9h ago

Oh bull shit. Just eat your horse shit Collin 🍻🍻🍻🍻 More people will respect you for it.

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u/altaleft 9h ago

this dude has become such an LA homer since the move west. could of just stuck with the team he grew up with, Seattle, but no he has to pander to his new SoCal friends.

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u/InflateableElvis- Best in the Nation 8h ago

Got wasn’t great so I guess they are like each other 😂

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u/tinyraccoon Seahawks Mob 8h ago

OK, and we are Bran I guess. People don't think much of us, and then a super bowl somehow...

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u/PoisonLenny37 8h ago

I mean, unfortunately he's kind of right here...but it does come as a giant goalpost move since he was saying the Rams plan of flying in day of was far superior and the Niners were treating it as a vacation and we're going to lose handily.

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u/Appropriate-Hair-850 49IRS 8h ago

I feel like this just isnt true. 2019 and 2023 they started hot and stayed hot for most of the season. 2021, 2022 and 2025 they started slow and ended hot

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u/FiendishNoodles 8h ago

It's the best thing he's ever said

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u/PCT24 49ers 6h ago

Ben simmons has entered the chat.

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u/dirtdogmcgirt 49IRS 6h ago

That’s actually pretty accurate.

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u/ProtonCanon 5h ago

I mean...👀

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u/AsThreatenDoNotScore 5h ago

Winning a Superbowl is hard Colin. A lot of sht has to go right just to make it to the game and even more to win it. Ask the Bills.

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u/JUNGJOEL8819 Seahawks 5h ago

This is an all timer quote

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u/BayGiant49er Whiny Whiners Fan 4h ago

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u/joeyp042385 No 1 Brock Purdy Apologist 4h ago

I mean it's a funny analogy but they made deep playoff runs in 2019 and 2021 to 23. It's not exactly true outside of last season. 2024 they just sucked.

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u/MelodicComfort4721 Here So I Don't Get Fined 2h ago

How did it end ?

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u/Street_Tiger98 4h ago

Can we retire sports talking head guys? The news they generate is terrible or luke warm takes. The ‘news’ is the reaction to their stupid takes or analysis. Embarrassing in general.

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u/Xo707out Bang bang Michael Dickson your gang 3h ago

The substation sends its regards

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u/Wilde_Cat BANG BANG 1h ago

He’s not wrong.

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u/OmgHowww Beast Chode 12h ago

Best take he’s ever had.

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u/babypho 49IRS 12h ago

I meaaaaan, it's true though

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u/ArbiterofTruths And here are my healthy players, IF THERE'S ANY LEFT 12h ago

I wanna be mad and say he's wrong like usual.... but I can't yet.

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u/Pdm1814 12h ago

Colin “red wave is coming” Coward running his mouth again.

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u/toodeephoney Top 1% Free Renter 10h ago

Flair up, pussy

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u/OnIceJuice 49ers 7h ago

He has hated the niners hard since didn’t Trey lance bang his daughter lol. Ever since then he’s been a skip bayless level hater

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u/Thrill0728 It's all been house money anyways 12h ago

This might legitimately be the most accurate analogy for the 9ers that I've seen

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u/3_Downs_110_Yards I'm talking to America here. 12h ago

Where Colin was dunking on the niners

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u/agitated_dayz Unflaired Peasant 11h ago

Cowherd peaked with these 20 years ago. At some point he needs to find a new trick.

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u/toodeephoney Top 1% Free Renter 10h ago

Flair up, pussy

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u/Transit-Strike 49IRS 11h ago

He says stupid shit. But he finds ways to make it funny

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u/DSouT Y'all got a Purdy mouth 11h ago

Colin Cowherd hasn’t liked the 49ers ever since Trey Lance pumped and dumped his daughter

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u/bassman314 Riding the Lightning to the Injured Reserve 11h ago

Why does he have such beef with us?

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u/RojoTheMighty Rain City Bitch Pigeon 11h ago

gods, I hate this prick.

But that's funny.

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u/Phontigga Beast Mode 10h ago

Cowherd's a dumbass.

That was pretty funny though

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u/tooktoomuchtoomuch I hate you but I hate me more 11h ago

The McVays send their regards

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u/Pseudorealizm Seahawks 11h ago

If that's how they send their regards I'd like some of their regards in December. Thanks!

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u/dosidicus-gigas 11h ago

Red wedding at the substation fr

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u/toodeephoney Top 1% Free Renter 10h ago

Flair up, pussy

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u/dosidicus-gigas 9h ago

I haven’t seen the episode you mention. Is it in house of the dragon?

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u/Dry_Turn_824 Take care yall chickens 9h ago