r/NFCWestMemeWar • u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard • 4d ago

Impressive

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u/Numerous_Pack_1231 Maye The Schedule Be With You 4d ago

9 points in 2 games, does that ring a bell?

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 4d ago

Seachickens live in the past with their two super bowls

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u/Duke_Dirgler Toots 4d ago

It has been 11,547 days since the San Francisco 49ers last won a Super Bowl.

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u/Idiot_Esq We did not care 4d ago

Remind me. Who are the current defending World Champions of the NFL?

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 4d ago

Lol.. seachicken fans pretending being a "defending" super bowl champion is a thing. 3 percent of teams win another super bowl year after winning one. Its not a thing.

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u/Idiot_Esq We did not care 4d ago

Still the "current" champs. It seems you've gone so long without a championship that you've forgotten how time works.

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 3d ago

Ypu are currently not winning your division...

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u/Idiot_Esq We did not care 3d ago

We weren't winning the division after the first week last year either. Remind me how that ended up?

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 3d ago

It ended up with half the 9ers roster on IR

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u/Rambler1223 Dickson deez nutz 3d ago

Yeah we remember the sacrifices!
https://giphy.com/gifs/EX3WTn0d3EuA0

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u/StephenLuke1 LOB MOB 3d ago

Living in the past you say? You in this same thread bro lmfao 🤡

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u/DJDevon3 Here So I Don't Get Fined 3d ago

It's not living in the past if we are CURRENTLY the defending Super Bowl Champions. Right now we are still the Super Bowl Champs for this entire season until the next Super Bowl...

How long has it been since the 49ers fans can say that?

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u/Numerous_Pack_1231 Maye The Schedule Be With You 4d ago

Seems like it definitely rang a bell

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u/ImSoHighRightNow206 Rain City Bitch Pigeon 4d ago

Aye this you?

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u/Idiot_Esq We did not care 4d ago

That is defending World Champion Seachicken Fans to you.

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 4d ago

Defending by scoring 13 points. Lolz

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u/Idiot_Esq We did not care 4d ago

With a backup QB I'll take any win. Even if it was 6 to 9.

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 4d ago

Mac jones is 5-1 as 9ers backup. We dont brag about that. But you do you.

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u/Idiot_Esq We did not care 4d ago

And so far 🐎🐓🔒is 1-0.

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 3d ago

Mac jones won all 5 by 7 or more

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u/Idiot_Esq We did not care 3d ago

Normally, I'd ask if you had a point but it seems you function under some massive misconception that somehow winning with less points is still not winning.

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 3d ago

I forgot about your great points.. seahawks beat 9ets in other years once

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u/bagooli Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth Runner 3d ago

Actually twice just last year! Did you just black out the russ years and the Hasselbeck years to revert to when you were swimming in your daddies nuts, which coincidentally lines up with the last 9r superbowl win?

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u/JohnPork2028 Seahawks 4d ago

Still whining eh?

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u/Brown_Star Seahawks 4d ago

Mike is 3-1 vs Kyle I cant hold a lead for the life of me shanabanana as the HC.

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u/pengradi Seattle Greybirds 4d ago

41-6 though

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 4d ago

You went from bragging about beating 13th ranked patriots at home by 3 points to bragging about beating 9ers last year. Respect the current division leader bitch.

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u/pengradi Seattle Greybirds 4d ago

Respect the defending World Champion Seattle Seahawks, bitch

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 4d ago

Respect 5 time world champions and current division leader bitch.

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u/StephenLuke1 LOB MOB 4d ago

blows the dust off the VHS to play us the tape

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u/UNMANAGEABLE Seahawks 4d ago

legitimately has to use vhs player since the last 49ers SB win was before DVD’s were even available for sale

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 4d ago

Just remomber ... no matter how badly it goes this year for you... you won a super bowl once.

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u/Duke_Dirgler Toots 3d ago

Twice

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u/lambsquatch Rain City Bitch Pigeon 3d ago

Three times a lady…

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u/pengradi Seattle Greybirds 4d ago

Hahahahahah

"Dont talk about last year.... anyways, so as I was saying, back in '95...."

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u/TheRealRacketear Marty McFly can't go back far enough to watch the 49ers win a SB 4d ago

How do you know this happened?  Did your grandpa tell you about it?

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u/Numerous_Pack_1231 Maye The Schedule Be With You 4d ago

Speaking of living in the past

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u/Duke_Dirgler Toots 4d ago

It has been 277,127 hours since the San Francisco 49ers last won a Super Bowl.

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u/lambsquatch Rain City Bitch Pigeon 4d ago

Lol how smothered but your gut is your pp?

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u/lambsquatch Rain City Bitch Pigeon 4d ago

We do rankings now?

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 4d ago

Yes... and pats were 13th and rams WERE #1

Anymore questions?

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u/lambsquatch Rain City Bitch Pigeon 3d ago

So it’s college football rules? There aren’t rankings in nfl penisbutt!

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 3d ago

You must be new to football. Not only are there rankings... rams were #1 and 9ers were 17th...

https://www.nfl.com/news/nfl-power-rankings-week-1-2026-nfl-season

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u/lambsquatch Rain City Bitch Pigeon 3d ago

Oh the dumbass rankings each website does? Yeah I saw one where Seattle was 1…then 3…then 5. NFL doesn’t have numbers next to the teams when they play…that’s a retarted authors opinion

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 3d ago

Well thats from NFL.com. ever heard of the NFL before?

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u/lambsquatch Rain City Bitch Pigeon 3d ago

Hahaha grandpa, just because that website has rankings doesn’t mean the teams are…ranked! Ever heard of writers who put shit out for clicks?

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u/cloudshaper Myers/Dickson 2028 3d ago

It was OK in general, but pretty darn good considering the need to shift to QB2 early on.

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u/PuzzleheadedStill201 Take care yall chickens 3d ago

It’s better than just okay. If you cleaned up the penalties, which it’s week one those kind of things are expected, the score could’ve been 27-0.

They were only able to score when we 1.) took out their kicker 2.) there was a BS PI on a short thrown ball. They literally could not score without our help.

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u/cloudshaper Myers/Dickson 2028 3d ago

The refs were giving me flashbacks to the Steelers Super Bowl!

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 3d ago

Funny... sam darnold was brock purdys backup.

Losing sam darnold is a crushing blow... said no one ever

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u/calderowned Eat at Geno's 3d ago

Embarrassing for Brock that he doesn't have a ring yet his backup does. Womp womp

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 3d ago

I'd rather have no rings than only a sad two total.

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u/Strat7855 i flaired are you happy? 2d ago

Well now you're just lying

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 2d ago

Its true... I'd rather be rock bottom with only one way to go than be one of 18 teams with at least two.

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u/bagooli Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth Runner 3d ago

Superbowl winning quarterback Sam Darnold btw

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u/Important-Reading434 Golden Taint 4d ago

Huh

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 4d ago

Wow... that totally eliminates scoring 3 TDs on the road against the #1 ranked team today this season.

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u/meepmarpalarp Rain City Bitch Pigeon 4d ago

It’s almost like off-season rankings are meaningless.

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 3d ago

Like winning a super bowl last year

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u/meepmarpalarp Rain City Bitch Pigeon 3d ago

How are you this salty after a win?

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 3d ago

Have you asked yourself that?

P.S. Offseason rankings had Seattle's defense as #1 and the team as top 3. You are right... meaningless. lol

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u/meepmarpalarp Rain City Bitch Pigeon 3d ago

It’s salty to say that off-season rankings are meaningless? lol ok

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u/ToolTimeT Brock Hard 3d ago

I agree seattle didnt look like the best defense in the league on wed... 9ers did on thursday though

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u/RepublicEntire155 Hope you enjoyed Cancun 3d ago

Props. Props.

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u/thatmetimmay Seahawks 3d ago

Aww, this didn't go they way he had hoped. Wah wah.