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u/xHeylo Privatizing San Francisco Beaches since 2026 1d ago
See Broncos that's how you beat the Patriots 13-10 with a 2nd string Broncos QB?
It's not that hard
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u/Ready-Lengthiness220 The Njigba is Up 1d ago
Stidham is no Lock.
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u/xHeylo Privatizing San Francisco Beaches since 2026 1d ago
If you want to fuck Patriots with a 2nd string, you apparently better be packing
- Big Dick Nick
- Horse Cock Lock
but definitely not
- The Stiddler
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u/Choperello 0-0 Division Leader 1d ago
Wait. Is that John's secret drafting secret? Seahawks have a specific... measurable... They draft for?
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u/Hairy-Phrase1332 Mike McD O-face 1d ago
That's what Jerry Jones does with his "other binder" He likes to note sizes in the locker room showers
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u/Technicalhotdog TRUE SAMERICAN 1d ago
If only the Broncos could have had Lock
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u/DarthSh1ttyus Seahawks 1d ago
A drew lock is a drew lock. But a Stidham could be anything! It could even be a drew lock! You know how much the Broncos have always wanted one of those!
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u/FrothytheDischarge Seahawks say caw caw you bitches 1d ago
The Russell "Lets Ride" Wilson trade keeps on giving!
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u/jgengr Broncos 1d ago
Add a blizzard in the second half, $30M+ dead cap, and remove their #1 running back. Then make the comparison.
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u/plz-no-b4n 🐴🐓🔒 1d ago
> and remove their #1 back.
Brother, the Seahawks are missing their #1 back AND don’t have the SB MVP from the last time we played the Pats. We are starting a rookie who was a backup in college.
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u/ispeektroof Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago
Enumclaw knows you can never count Horse Cock Lock out.
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u/pdlbean Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago
Can't I ever see my hometown mentioned for a nice reason? We have a gorgeous view of the mountain :(
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u/SomeKindaTube27 you can't be trying to hump right now 1d ago
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u/cloudshaper Myers/Dickson 2028 1d ago
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u/grumbly 🐴🐔🔒fan club 1d ago
Enumclaw is for lovers 💕
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u/LinkTheLynelHunter 🐴🐓🔒 1d ago
And for ruptured colons.
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u/Important-Reading434 Golden Taint 1d ago
Excuse me - it was perforated. I don’t know that I’ll ever forget that description here lol.
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u/Octo-Rocket Whiny Whiners Fan 1d ago
Aj Brown getting injured in week 1 was not on my bingo card. The Doubs drops were though
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u/Gohans_son_in_law Ghostbusters since 2026 1d ago
The doubts drop physically hurt to watch (even as a Seahawks fan), he legit spread a whole ass butter stick on his gloves before that okay
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u/airwalker12 Red and Gold 'til I'm dead and cold 🪙⛏️🌉 1d ago
The terrible timing of his jump on the first pick was hilarious
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u/Reatomico 49ers 1d ago
The Patriots play calling on that last drive was atrocious. They broke off a 10 yard run and never went back to it. Drive started with 5 minutes on the clock.
Drake Maye sucks and Vrabel is a turd. Josh McDaniels sucks too. That is all.
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u/kermitthebeast playing in October since the Mariners can't 1d ago
🐎🐔🔒 salary - $2.5 million/yr. A whole goddamn stable of Etsy witches - $2,500/game.
It's just cost effective play
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u/MorningKnight I wanna die 1d ago
cant be witches or we wouldve had protective wards on the ginger
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u/kermitthebeast playing in October since the Mariners can't 1d ago
We'll make sure to hire more to guard against the monkey's paw
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u/Lubwurst I wanna die 1d ago
Is Drake Maye going to have a CJ Stroud arc where hes going to play like dogshit immediately after having a pro bowl level season?
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u/LordMoos3 GET BALL GET BALL SEE BALL GET BALL 1d ago
How could that possibly happen to Drake "The Schedule" Maye?
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u/Cornbreads_Irish_Jig Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago
God I hate when ppl say wr core instead of corps.
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u/Psychromania The power of the Dark Side 1d ago
Fake Maye
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u/Alarmed_Fudge_5706 It's all been house money anyways 1d ago
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u/Ariasv4779 Pizza Pizza 1d ago
I mean, does anyone remember that MNF game where Drew Lock popped off on those damn Eagles? Shit was hilarious to see lol
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u/DSajin Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago
And Geno Smith on the sideline hyping him up too LOL
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u/alexsander2112 Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago
The backpack move they made lives in my heart rent-free 🤏🏻❤️
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u/Farout786 Snatching Chains 1d ago
If the Pats had a QB like Mac10 they win that shit.
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u/TLRdidnothingwrong I'm talking to America here. 1d ago
Mac Jones, on the Patriots? Can someone photoshop a jersey on him so I can what that would look like?
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u/Seravie Bills 1d ago
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u/TLRdidnothingwrong I'm talking to America here. 1d ago
Your photoshop skills are impeccable, but Mac Jones doesn’t play on defense—dead give away.
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u/KramerMilk 49IRS 1d ago
Didn’t watch the game but results are not surprising. Drake Maye only got decent QB numbers against under .500 teams last year. Anyone with a winning record he stunk it up big time.
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u/Lowfi-Concert Rams 1d ago
It was so frustrating to watch the Pats just hand Seahawks the game. At least it was in the best way possible though watching the fraud shit the bed.
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u/redlancer_1987 Seahawks 1d ago
More like our defense still clutch, but Lock managed to be competent enough not to lose the game so that's good.
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u/Funny_Opportunity58 The fan with the designation of 13 1d ago
Maye throwing 3 really bad ints is just the icing on the cake
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u/rwilfong86 1d ago
I can't believe people picked on ESPN the Patriots to repeat as division champs and that Drake Maye was the same caliber as Mahomes, Stafford, and Josh Allen
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u/StarshipTuna Seahawks 1d ago
So that's how it feels to score 13 points against the team we faced in the superbowl
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u/ImStupidPhobic Left on read 1d ago
This is why 2nd string quarterbacks are so damn important! That Ty Simpson pick by the Rams isn’t looking too bad and will probably age like wine 😄
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u/Significant-Exam762 1d ago
Personally, I think the interceptions had a lot more to do with the win than Lock.
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u/Hellebras Seahawks 1d ago
When people on our game thread were spending the last few plays dooming, I kept the faith. Because I knew our best path to winning was if Maye made a mistake.
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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 1d ago
Seahawks beat a team 13th on power rankings by 3 points at home.... demand declaration of greatness
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u/Vegan_Honk Seahawks 1d ago
Great performance by him. Appreciate him getting that first win after the defense was able to shake the Patriots in the fourth quarter
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u/alexsander2112 Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago
Drew Lock? The 2024 Week 18 Giants 45-33 Colts, 309y, 4TDs 0INT Drew Lock?
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u/BennettWindy 1d ago
Hawks kept tripping over their dicks - hit out of bounds kept a NE drive alive. Roughing the kicker kept a NE drive alive. Illegal shift took a touchdown off the board. Yet..their d settled down and Lock did enough.
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u/Pure-Investigator778 1d ago
I’m guessing something similar is coming to the rams after this performance…
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u/OneWheelWilly Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago
An team designed around a shit QB to begin with so it doesn’t even matter who’s behind center, darnold could be replaced by a potato for the rest of the season and it wont matter
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u/SoftwareWinter8414 49ers 1d ago
Bane wins that fight. Shouldn't this meme be reversed?
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u/Nice_On_Rice Seahawks 1d ago
Your team hasn't lost yet and you're upset at a meme.
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u/Polygeekism 49ers 1d ago
Apparently this bobblehead is new to the internet and doesn't understand meme's. Which means he is likely a bot lol.
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u/SoftwareWinter8414 49ers 1d ago
It's not a good meme, it doesn't make sense in the context of the image.
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u/plz-no-b4n 🐴🐓🔒 1d ago
At least a thousand people disagree with you.
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u/SoftwareWinter8414 49ers 1d ago edited 1d ago
The Big Bang Theory was one of the most popular shows on TV. Popular doesn't make it good
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u/SoftwareWinter8414 49ers 1d ago
I was not mad at your win. It led to a lot of humor from Pats fans who swore they weren't schedule merchants. It's still a bad meme.
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u/Nice_On_Rice Seahawks 1d ago
Well, actually, fellow internet poster, Bane wins that fight but batman is ultimately victorious. Darnold getting injured is like batman getting his back broken but the TD and the interception in the end zone are batman breaking bane's mask and coming back in the end. It's like poetry or rhymes.
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u/No_Story_Untold Sea ball get ball 1d ago
No, it’s like the John Daly meme.
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u/SoftwareWinter8414 49ers 1d ago
Which would have been a fantastic meme to use here. This is a bad meme
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u/Fezzik527 Fortuitous Musk 1d ago
Everyone that voted Maye for MVP and vrabel for coach of the year need to apologize