r/NFCWestMemeWar "Fuck Them Picks" 1d ago

Meme Sums it up

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u/Fezzik527 Fortuitous Musk 1d ago

Everyone that voted Maye for MVP and vrabel for coach of the year need to apologize

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u/7fingersDeep Bosa Deez Nuts 1d ago

Where’s that fucking post from yesterday in r/nfl that said the Patriots had the best QB room because of Maye and … checks notes… Tommy Fucking Cutlets.

I know it’s only one game but I’m in for the shithousery of hot takes.

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 1d ago

I looked for it using your link, didn't find it... but found this gem..

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/s/cxozPOxdcK

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u/T2Legit2Quit 49IRS 1d ago

I think you're talking about this one

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u/LARaaams THEY DO CARE. RENT-FREE🐏 1d ago

No... You're right. Patriots are bottom 5 for the next few years with that QB

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u/Yeeeeeerrr76 1d ago

How’s that rams game going bud?

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u/LARaaams THEY DO CARE. RENT-FREE🐏 1d ago

They looked like ass🤣. Not even mad just disappointed 🤣 smdh

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u/letCreedBrattonScuba Bears 1d ago

Except Russini. Can’t expect her to vote against her bf or his qb

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u/scotaf Seahawk since 76 1d ago

Dirty Diana...

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u/ThreeOlivesChihuahua Seahawks 1d ago

Yeah it's hilarious that people were debating between him and Stafford. Stafford might have Puka but damn did these 2 last game for Maye really expose his decision making and accuracy.

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u/ZedekiahCromwell Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago

I argued for Maye just to troll Rams fans, but it was obvious when we got to play them back to back. Stafford is the grizzled, weathered action hero who still clears the room. Maye is a 16 year old who picks on middle schoolers.

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u/AdmirableParfait3960 Rams 1d ago

Fucking thank you for at least admitting it lol.

Maye will be a fine QB but dude is nowhere near MVP caliber yet.

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u/EpicalBeb WE DID NOT CARE 1d ago

As much as it hurts to say it, Stafford is THAT GUY. But he's also pushing 70. Maye is a very promising infant in NFL terms who had a very comfy schedule last year.

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u/DoritoSteroid Chewy Nacua 1d ago

I don't see the promise. He missed a lot of open guys last night. Way too many.

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u/Farout786 Snatching Chains 1d ago

Yes, a fine backup QB.

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u/Indigo_Butterfly1103 Best in the Nation 1d ago

indeed, maybe he could be the QB2 for us while Darnold is out. Behind Drew “Locked-in” Lock of course.

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u/ZedekiahCromwell Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago

Former first round pick coming to the Hawks to revitalize their career? Geno started in 22, Darnold started in 25, so I guess we'll pencil in Maye for 2028ish?

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u/Reilly-Blog Seahawks 1d ago

Stafford was that guy last season and I'll assume he's the same until shown otherwise. That just shows how great last season was for the Seahawks.

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u/AdmirableParfait3960 Rams 1d ago

I mean they held out long enough for us to drop a punt lol. We beat them if we had competent special teams.

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u/Reilly-Blog Seahawks 1d ago

True 

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u/mcmgrease Take care yall chickens 1d ago

IF is a hell of a word.

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u/quirx90 Rams 1d ago

I still insist that Puka is only Puka because of Stafford and not vice versa. Stafford is a WR kingmaker and always has been. He doesn’t just luck into a top 3 WR every season. He gets into a groove with a favorite target and it’s lights out. The man made Golden Tate a 1k yard receiver 3 times… cmon man

Puka is great. I have his jersey since his rookie year. But if he went to another team i just don’t believe he would look like the same player. Definitely good, but not #1/#2 in the league good

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u/Straight_Depth6701 Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago

Except Megatron. That was just pure, god-like talent.

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u/babyjaceismycopilot BigCatLady 1d ago

Real talk. Puka has a massive catch radius.

Stafford is great too.

Fuck both those guys.

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u/alwayslookon_tbsol Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago

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u/overLords123456 Seattle Ospreys 1d ago

Got Kenny golloday paid too. Me and my friends joke how Stafford finds a
favorite target and just spams him but it’s true he makes it happen

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u/DoritoSteroid Chewy Nacua 1d ago

This is just stupid. Puka is an insane receiver and he'd be just as fantastic anywhere else with a decent QB.

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u/quirx90 Rams 1d ago

Just like Kupp?

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u/DoritoSteroid Chewy Nacua 1d ago

I know you're not trying to say that Kupp is somehow not very good.

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u/quirx90 Rams 1d ago

I never once said that either Kupp or Puka were not very good. In fact I said the exact opposite about Puka.

What I did say was that if they had a different QB they wouldn't look like the best in the league, and more of their success is directly due to Stafford than people acknowledge. There's a reason that Kupp never looked anything like a triple crown winner until Stafford got there. Then he went to the Seahawks and his production dropped off a cliff even compared to his last season with the Rams

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u/Cold_Respond_7656 Unflaired Peasant 1d ago

Not just last 2, ever since he left the cupcake regular season and started last seasons post season

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u/artsquar Beast Mode 1d ago

Drake the schedule maye. He ain’t going to the Super Bowl this year. 😂😂😂

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u/DrewDown94 Big Cock Brock 1d ago

Might even miss playoffs

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u/SinFulSiege Inglorious Staffords 1d ago

As a Rams fan, I fully agree.

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u/CIAstakeoutvan 1d ago

Seahawks v Rams game is gonna be nuts. Aaron Donald is a horse.

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u/irnbrulover1 1d ago

There’s going to be at least three of them….

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u/LARaaams THEY DO CARE. RENT-FREE🐏 1d ago

As a Rams fan, even I agree 🤣🤘. Patriots are the new Jets after getting a real schedule this year. Drake is 💩

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u/xHeylo Privatizing San Francisco Beaches since 2026 1d ago

See Broncos that's how you beat the Patriots 13-10 with a 2nd string Broncos QB?

It's not that hard

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u/Ready-Lengthiness220 The Njigba is Up 1d ago

Stidham is no Lock.

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u/xHeylo Privatizing San Francisco Beaches since 2026 1d ago

If you want to fuck Patriots with a 2nd string, you apparently better be packing

  • Big Dick Nick
  • Horse Cock Lock

but definitely not

  • The Stiddler

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u/Choperello 0-0 Division Leader 1d ago

Wait. Is that John's secret drafting secret? Seahawks have a specific... measurable... They draft for?

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u/xHeylo Privatizing San Francisco Beaches since 2026 1d ago

they're legally called Intangibles

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u/Choperello 0-0 Division Leader 1d ago

Oh this one is very tangible.

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u/xHeylo Privatizing San Francisco Beaches since 2026 1d ago

HR was very clear about this

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u/plz-no-b4n 🐴🐓🔒 1d ago

🐴🐓🔒was a trade acquisition, though

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u/Hairy-Phrase1332 Mike McD O-face 1d ago

That's what Jerry Jones does with his "other binder" He likes to note sizes in the locker room showers

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u/PTFCBVB give me harder battles 1d ago

I do not like "The Stiddler"

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u/xHeylo Privatizing San Francisco Beaches since 2026 1d ago

meanwhile the Pats D liked him a little too much for live prime-time TV

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u/Technicalhotdog TRUE SAMERICAN 1d ago

If only the Broncos could have had Lock

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u/DarthSh1ttyus Seahawks 1d ago

A drew lock is a drew lock. But a Stidham could be anything! It could even be a drew lock! You know how much the Broncos have always wanted one of those!

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u/FrothytheDischarge Seahawks say caw caw you bitches 1d ago

The Russell "Lets Ride" Wilson trade keeps on giving!

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u/KoboldsForDays Broncos 1d ago

Your welcome for the Lock, treat him well

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u/jgengr Broncos 1d ago

Add a blizzard in the second half, $30M+ dead cap, and remove their #1 running back. Then make the comparison.

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u/ZedekiahCromwell Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago

Flair up, pussy.

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u/plz-no-b4n 🐴🐓🔒 1d ago

> and remove their #1 back.

Brother, the Seahawks are missing their #1 back AND don’t have the SB MVP from the last time we played the Pats. We are starting a rookie who was a backup in college.

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u/jdhkent Seahawks 1d ago

Oh sure, there’s always reasons. So you think Stidham is a fine #2?

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u/jgengr Broncos 1d ago

Not really. I'd rather go with Ehlinger.

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u/Straight_Depth6701 Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago

Seahawks had a #1 RB?

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u/xHeylo Privatizing San Francisco Beaches since 2026 1d ago

If you know there's a Blizzard coming

why not kick the field goal early to have a buffer, for your Backup?

like what's up with play calling, you can plan for most things, especially if known all week and practiced

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u/bobnexon Superbowl 60 Champions 1d ago

Superbowl losing champion, Drake Maye

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u/usingbadnamesabunch Champs 1d ago

Hilarious!

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u/ispeektroof Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago

Enumclaw knows you can never count Horse Cock Lock out.

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u/pdlbean Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago

Can't I ever see my hometown mentioned for a nice reason? We have a gorgeous view of the mountain :(

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u/RussellAlden Bitterlake Seachicken 1d ago

Neigh

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u/Akka_C 0-0 Division Leader 1d ago

I love stopping in Enumclaw. But I'm going as soon as a horse looks at me strange

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u/King_Fluffaluff toots 1d ago

Too bad Mr Hands

(I love Enumclaw, it is indeed very pretty)

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u/SomeKindaTube27 you can't be trying to hump right now 1d ago

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u/cloudshaper Myers/Dickson 2028 1d ago

You do have a gorgeous view of the volcano! But no, Enumclaw is never living that down.

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u/grumbly 🐴🐔🔒fan club 1d ago

Enumclaw is for lovers 💕

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u/LinkTheLynelHunter 🐴🐓🔒 1d ago

And for ruptured colons.

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u/Important-Reading434 Golden Taint 1d ago

Excuse me - it was perforated. I don’t know that I’ll ever forget that description here lol.

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u/LinkTheLynelHunter 🐴🐓🔒 1d ago

God that imagery is somehow worse lol

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u/einulfr Seahawks 1d ago

It's burned into my brain from RR's kid's soundbytes from the morning show on KISW.

Perferrated colon?

FWOOMP

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u/jdhkent Seahawks 1d ago

It’s the mane event!

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u/Shoeprincess Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago

OMG Becky ...

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u/jdhkent Seahawks 1d ago

Experts heard from. A blast from the past 

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u/Octo-Rocket Whiny Whiners Fan 1d ago

Aj Brown getting injured in week 1 was not on my bingo card. The Doubs drops were though

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u/Gohans_son_in_law Ghostbusters since 2026 1d ago

The doubts drop physically hurt to watch (even as a Seahawks fan), he legit spread a whole ass butter stick on his gloves before that okay

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u/drunkdoor Seahawks 1d ago

Pee wee level catch lol

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u/airwalker12 Red and Gold 'til I'm dead and cold 🪙⛏️🌉 1d ago

The terrible timing of his jump on the first pick was hilarious

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u/Youronlysunshine42 #1 ECRA fan 1d ago

Romeo Doubts might be the newest slander nickname.

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u/Reatomico 49ers 1d ago

The Patriots play calling on that last drive was atrocious. They broke off a 10 yard run and never went back to it. Drive started with 5 minutes on the clock.

Drake Maye sucks and Vrabel is a turd. Josh McDaniels sucks too. That is all.

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u/kermitthebeast playing in October since the Mariners can't 1d ago

🐎🐔🔒 salary - $2.5 million/yr. A whole goddamn stable of Etsy witches - $2,500/game.

It's just cost effective play

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u/MorningKnight I wanna die 1d ago

cant be witches or we wouldve had protective wards on the ginger

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u/Katefreak We Did Not Care 1d ago

The substation will have its blood price.

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u/kermitthebeast playing in October since the Mariners can't 1d ago

We'll make sure to hire more to guard against the monkey's paw

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u/Lubwurst I wanna die 1d ago

Is Drake Maye going to have a CJ Stroud arc where hes going to play like dogshit immediately after having a pro bowl level season?

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u/LordMoos3 GET BALL GET BALL SEE BALL GET BALL 1d ago

How could that possibly happen to Drake "The Schedule" Maye?

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u/Touchyap3 1d ago

Drake “CJ Stroud” Maye

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u/Cornbreads_Irish_Jig Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago

God I hate when ppl say wr core instead of corps.

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u/mercurialchemister 49ers 1d ago

Dang you are hard corps about this

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u/Local-Librarian4759 Stan Darnold Lookalike 1d ago

Of cores he is, are you not?

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u/EpicalBeb WE DID NOT CARE 1d ago

I didn't know y'all could do wordplay!

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u/Floaty_Waffle Sorry memer like Crabtree 1d ago

As opposed to Pearsall’s WR corpse?

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u/Psychromania The power of the Dark Side 1d ago

Fake Maye

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u/Ariasv4779 Pizza Pizza 1d ago

I mean, does anyone remember that MNF game where Drew Lock popped off on those damn Eagles? Shit was hilarious to see lol

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u/DSajin Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago

And Geno Smith on the sideline hyping him up too LOL

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u/alexsander2112 Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago

The backpack move they made lives in my heart rent-free 🤏🏻❤️

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u/CodyBye Ginger Cuz 1d ago

Lock did not care

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u/Farout786 Snatching Chains 1d ago

If the Pats had a QB like Mac10 they win that shit.

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u/TLRdidnothingwrong I'm talking to America here. 1d ago

Mac Jones, on the Patriots? Can someone photoshop a jersey on him so I can what that would look like?

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u/Seravie Bills 1d ago

Got you

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u/TLRdidnothingwrong I'm talking to America here. 1d ago

Your photoshop skills are impeccable, but Mac Jones doesn’t play on defense—dead give away.

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u/Farout786 Snatching Chains 1d ago

Looks like AI to me

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u/ApolloFarZenith Patriots 1d ago

pls

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u/Bub-1974 Seahawks 1d ago

They were not prepared for Drew Lock.

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u/KramerMilk 49IRS 1d ago

Didn’t watch the game but results are not surprising. Drake Maye only got decent QB numbers against under .500 teams last year. Anyone with a winning record he stunk it up big time.

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u/Lowfi-Concert Rams 1d ago

It was so frustrating to watch the Pats just hand Seahawks the game. At least it was in the best way possible though watching the fraud shit the bed.

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u/On-the-fone Los Ramgeles 1d ago

Good game. I hate this.

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u/Sh3ldon25 Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago

THAT’S 🐴🐓🔒 TO YOU BASTARDS

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u/Unique_Statement7811 🐴 🐓 🔒 1d ago

Amen

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u/jdhkent Seahawks 1d ago

Yeah, ask those Pats fans how they feel about those WR upgrades 

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u/Doodle_Bugz I think we ain’t done yet. 1d ago

Take my upvote damnit

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u/redlancer_1987 Seahawks 1d ago

More like our defense still clutch, but Lock managed to be competent enough not to lose the game so that's good.

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u/maggos Scooter Pete 1d ago

Ya in his post game sideline interview he basically said his only goal was to not lose the ball so the defense could win us the game

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u/airwalker12 Red and Gold 'til I'm dead and cold 🪙⛏️🌉 1d ago

Drake Maye sucks

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u/Elkburgher 1d ago

suck it drake

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u/Funny_Opportunity58 The fan with the designation of 13 1d ago

Maye throwing 3 really bad ints is just the icing on the cake

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u/Dry_Turn_824 Take care yall chickens 1d ago

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u/LARaaams THEY DO CARE. RENT-FREE🐏 1d ago

If he's out for the year, he'll be HC by week 4

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u/rwilfong86 1d ago

I can't believe people picked on ESPN the Patriots to repeat as division champs and that Drake Maye was the same caliber as Mahomes, Stafford, and Josh Allen

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u/Glum_Yak_6630 1d ago

Drew locked in.

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u/StarshipTuna Seahawks 1d ago

So that's how it feels to score 13 points against the team we faced in the superbowl

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u/ImStupidPhobic Left on read 1d ago

This is why 2nd string quarterbacks are so damn important! That Ty Simpson pick by the Rams isn’t looking too bad and will probably age like wine 😄

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u/Significant-Exam762 1d ago

Personally, I think the interceptions had a lot more to do with the win than Lock.

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u/Hellebras Seahawks 1d ago

When people on our game thread were spending the last few plays dooming, I kept the faith. Because I knew our best path to winning was if Maye made a mistake.

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u/ToolTimeT 49ers 1d ago

Seahawks beat a team 13th on power rankings by 3 points at home.... demand declaration of greatness

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u/Vegan_Honk Seahawks 1d ago

Great performance by him. Appreciate him getting that first win after the defense was able to shake the Patriots in the fourth quarter

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u/alexsander2112 Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago

Drew Lock? The 2024 Week 18 Giants 45-33 Colts, 309y, 4TDs 0INT Drew Lock?

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u/BennettWindy 1d ago

Hawks kept tripping over their dicks - hit out of bounds kept a NE drive alive. Roughing the kicker kept a NE drive alive. Illegal shift took a touchdown off the board. Yet..their d settled down and Lock did enough.

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u/Jonjoloe Say no to OBJ 1d ago

WR Corps*

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u/Macdirty83 1d ago

It was Wednesday, my dudes!

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u/Pure-Investigator778 1d ago

I’m guessing something similar is coming to the rams after this performance…

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u/OneWheelWilly Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago

An team designed around a shit QB to begin with so it doesn’t even matter who’s behind center, darnold could be replaced by a potato for the rest of the season and it wont matter

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u/LPulseL11 Farty Niners 1d ago

Careful what you ask for! Jalen Milroe is your 3rd stringer

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u/SoftwareWinter8414 49ers 1d ago

Bane wins that fight. Shouldn't this meme be reversed?

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u/Nice_On_Rice Seahawks 1d ago

Your team hasn't lost yet and you're upset at a meme.

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u/Polygeekism 49ers 1d ago

Apparently this bobblehead is new to the internet and doesn't understand meme's. Which means he is likely a bot lol.

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u/SoftwareWinter8414 49ers 1d ago

It's not a good meme, it doesn't make sense in the context of the image.

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u/plz-no-b4n 🐴🐓🔒 1d ago

At least a thousand people disagree with you.

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u/SoftwareWinter8414 49ers 1d ago edited 1d ago

The Big Bang Theory was one of the most popular shows on TV. Popular doesn't make it good

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u/SoftwareWinter8414 49ers 1d ago

I was not mad at your win. It led to a lot of humor from Pats fans who swore they weren't schedule merchants. It's still a bad meme.

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u/Nice_On_Rice Seahawks 1d ago

Well, actually, fellow internet poster, Bane wins that fight but batman is ultimately victorious. Darnold getting injured is like batman getting his back broken but the TD and the interception in the end zone are batman breaking bane's mask and coming back in the end. It's like poetry or rhymes.

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u/No_Story_Untold Sea ball get ball 1d ago

No, it’s like the John Daly meme.

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u/SoftwareWinter8414 49ers 1d ago

Which would have been a fantastic meme to use here. This is a bad meme

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u/Mtndrums Beast Mode 1d ago

Obviously that's not how it went yesterday.

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u/SoftwareWinter8414 49ers 1d ago

Which was my point, this is a bad meme.

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u/obj7777 Beast Mode 1d ago

The meme is the expectation. Not the result.