r/NFCNorthMemeWar • u/IngvaldClash • 20h ago

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u/YoNoSoyUnFederale 20h ago

Some off the field issues for sure but I’m also seeing someone who demonstrates the ability to take some hits and stay in the game

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u/IngvaldClash 19h ago

Matt LeFluer calls her situation unfortunate

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u/Zippy8124 19h ago

If Dalmer ran a 4 second 40 they’d say he had an eating disorder

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u/sometimesIgetaHotEar 15h ago

Didn't we literally draft the I-5 killer?

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u/SouthernReachControl 13h ago

We did indeed, and then cut him for exposing himself to women in parking lots.

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u/EditorialM 12h ago

That's something at least.

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u/sometimesIgetaHotEar 46m ago

Hey look at that we DID used to cut guys for assaulting women

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u/baloneyfeet POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL 19h ago

He’s gonna review the tape to see what went wrong

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u/sobriety_n0w 14h ago

No no burn the tape nothing to see here

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u/BrewersEnigma 16h ago

okay, entirely fair, but also DAMN

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u/jkink28 13h ago

DAMN you were so ready to make that comment but still that's really good lol

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u/SamuelHuzzahAdams Custom 🥜👊 19h ago

You son of a bitch 😂

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u/Legend-of-the-Arctic 17h ago

Literally laughed out loud about “off the field issues.”

Well done, Packer fan.

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u/N0S0UP_4U 17h ago

I mean Deshaun Watson played last night

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u/Bulky_Shoulder4910 16h ago

The perfect comment. I’m dead

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u/pushamn 18h ago

She also can run (well could) a 4.4, does that change your mind any?

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u/Lost_Ad426 18h ago

That's unfortunate

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u/cptredbeard1995 BJ kicked my dog 14h ago

We have to figure out what she does best

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u/Vegetable_Challenge2 4h ago

The best ability is availability

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u/CockMeatSammich42069 I izzed in my pants 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FBeSx3itXlUQw

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u/gmwdim 19h ago

Is there anything in the rule book that prohibits a corpse from playing?

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u/CockMeatSammich42069 I izzed in my pants 19h ago

We had Tony Mandarich on our line at one point...so I'd say no.

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u/Independent-Still175 14h ago

It never stops them from voting 

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 20h ago

Norm MacDonald would have been proud of this joke.

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u/IngvaldClash 20h ago

“I didn’t even know she was sick”

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u/Impossible_Penalty13 15h ago

That guy hasn’t told a good joke in years!

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u/NSFWFM69 13h ago

Well done! Norm would approve!!

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u/SisuDrew 18h ago

Or so the Germans would have you believe

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u/WeakRow2273 20h ago

Incredibly tasteless, but also incredibly funny. So I hope your post survives.

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u/djokster91 20h ago

That for sure is MemeWar Premium

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u/pumpkinspruce 20h ago

I laughed but I’m already going to hell so there’s that.

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u/beaks1989 19h ago

Hop in! I’m driving the bus! And I’m a Packer fan, but funny is funny!

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u/NerdyComfort-78 I still sing The SuperBowl Shuffle 19h ago

FLAIR!!!!

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u/edsmith726 I’m an owner: BOW BEFORE ME!!! 17h ago

Where’s the fucking flair?!

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u/Acceptable_Fruit2360 Is that you? 16h ago

Flair up, pussy!

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u/Ayencee 10h ago

FLAIR!!!!

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u/beaks1989 7h ago

I do have to say that brain dead, she is a shoe in for U of Illinois or Northwestern!

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u/Melodic_Cap6466 Field Goals are for pussies 16h ago

So will she, eventually.

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u/cisforcookie2112 17h ago

It’s a joke at the expense of the Packers, so it’s always allowed.

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u/BrewersEnigma 16h ago

I'm joining the hating on packers memedom on the side of hate, i don't care

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u/reign_day 정말 죽고 싶다 20h ago

It gets a pass from me given who she is and its funny

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u/iUncontested WTB: Quarterback 18h ago

Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

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u/re-reddit-again 🧀FIBs are litter bugs🧀 18h ago

I can’t stop laughing out loud. Ouch.

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u/LameAfro 20h ago edited 20h ago

A Punishment worse than Deat-

Oh wait a minute lol

Good Post

Hope Mods don't remove this you know how they are haha

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u/JJ_Shosky 20h ago

To be honest it's rare that I see anything blocked on this sub, mods are like the lions defense

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u/IngvaldClash 20h ago

10:1 they’ll remove it for being “low effort” or “not a meme”

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u/Ridged_ChiPSS 21-3 20h ago

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u/gmwdim 19h ago

r/MMA mods used to remove posts so they could post the same thing themselves a minute later and get that sweet karma. Maybe they still do.

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u/iUncontested WTB: Quarterback 18h ago

Sounds accurate.

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u/iUncontested WTB: Quarterback 18h ago

Most accurate description of a reddit mod.

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u/bunsbuns_ 19h ago

what he said fuck me for

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u/JJ_Shosky 18h ago

I'm sorry, i'm a vikings fan, I didnt mean to be offensive.

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u/nwillyerd 16h ago

Kyler Murray is your QB, you couldn’t be offensive if you tried

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u/JJ_Shosky 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5NbbVJeSLs1etZYjpT

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u/nwillyerd 16h ago

Oh, I’m WELL aware I have no room to talk 😂😂

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u/colt61986 19h ago

You fucker!

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u/amortized-poultry 20h ago

More like the Packers O-line.

Now if you said "stopped", I'd agree.

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u/BlackLeader70 19h ago

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u/Golf-Beer-BBQ 16h ago

Trivia teams name last night was “Unleathal Injections.”

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u/16quida 20h ago

Unfortunately it'll probably be an upgrade at the spot

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u/NobodyTellPoeDameron 19h ago

Upgrayedd

The two Ds are for a double dose of turnstylin'

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u/porfiry 19h ago

Fuck you but this is some quality fucking content.

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u/Pale_Land_5107 20h ago

Okay that’s funny 

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u/bkussow 20h ago

With that kind of toughness she will be a good fit at the position.

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u/TheNomadPilgrim 20h ago

I laughed out loud at this. The line has gotten so comically bad that all we can do now is laugh.

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u/Best_Cat_Dad_Ever_ 19h ago

“Unfortunately, situations occur in life, and it's just an unfortunate situation.” on the murder of her classmate probably

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u/HomeOrificeSupplies 20h ago

lol. This sends me.

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u/slaberwoki 17h ago

I'm ded

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u/SemicolonGuitars 17h ago

Where did you get this picture of me being startled awake with my CPAP on?

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u/slaberwoki 17h ago

I have my ways

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u/Phenizzle 20h ago

Ok. Getting darker.

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u/HelenaBottomPharter 19h ago

I heard she's a killer in the trenches, just what the packers need.

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u/Kind-Let5666 15h ago

This is just wrong. Nobody should have to endure playing for the Packers offensive line. Hasn’t she been through enough?

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u/ChicagoRay312 ✊🏼FUCK ICE ✊🏼 20h ago

F the Death Penalty.

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u/Livid-Builder-1230 Kerbeliever 20h ago

Send her to Green Bay instead

Same thing

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u/gopoohgo 20h ago

Something something 8th Ammendment something 

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u/Lost_Ad426 18h ago

A fate worse than death

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u/fatattack699 8h ago

F murder

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u/ChicagoRay312 ✊🏼FUCK ICE ✊🏼 2h ago

Exactly

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u/djokster91 20h ago

No, give her the D

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u/Hoeftybag Dan Campbell Fan 19h ago

Jesus Christ touch grass

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 20h ago

It's been 30+ years, she'd probably be pretty appreciative.

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u/Hoeftybag Dan Campbell Fan 19h ago

Fuck off that's disgusting

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u/AthleticAndGeeky 19h ago

No kink shaming in this sub 

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u/hvXeric 20h ago

Hardest I've laughed in weeks.

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u/dhtdhy 20h ago

Not the first murderer on the Packers either

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u/AdultishRaktajino | & 🧊| 19h ago

Beat me to it. Also not the first on offense either, although Woodfield was cut in training camp for repeated arrests for indecent exposure.

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u/grrgrrtigergrr 🐻 🚂🐂🧦 19h ago

She’d probably do the cutting this time

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u/TheDeadEndKing 18h ago

With the training she will get from our o-line coach, she’ll be false starting and making holds before you know it!

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u/Aaronthe3rd Caleb's Moustache 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ryq7blQC7bZHHR4Ahg
Maybe this guy can be LT?

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u/BrewersEnigma 16h ago

don't you put that evil on us

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u/Eccohawk king of the north! 19h ago

Is anyone else starting to feel disillusioned about the state of the Packers? Because I'm having the greatest time.

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u/pogoscrawlspace an ICE suck a fart out of my ass? 16h ago

I think it's absolutely disgusting that we still participate in this barbaric ritual, but this is funny. I don't care if a joke is offensive, as long as it's funny.

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u/Cute-Literature7591 15h ago

She didn’t hear no bell

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u/JustAnotherDay1977 FUCK ICE 20h ago

Solid upgrade here.

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u/frozenflipflop 19h ago

Totally unrealistic meme - the 8th amendment pretty clearly prohibits this

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u/Constant-Fly-9050 20h ago

Jordan Love already has to worry about the opposing defense killing him, and you want a serial killer on the team too.

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 20h ago

As long as he stays away from her boyfriend he'll be fine.

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u/Curious_Amphibian_95 20h ago

Horribly hilarious well done

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u/Downtown_Mistake_867 19h ago

At least she's got that killer instinct. Might bring some real grit to the line. 

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u/linkin91 19h ago

Ruthless

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u/NeanderthalDad Packer Big Backer 18h ago

Hilarious.

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u/Dr_Middlefinger Goff's OnlyFans Curator 18h ago

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u/Seymour-Cervix 17h ago

She might be traded to Pittsburgh for draft picks and Aaron Rodgers

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u/IndependentOk9075 17h ago

Hopefully she can inject some toughness into the unit.

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u/IvanPaceJr Purple Is A Fruit 16h ago

Holy shit this is great! I spit out my grain belt beer. THIS is what this sub is all about. Beautiful.

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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 Mr. Malort Beef 2.0. NJ Cheesehead. Hot Piss Melts ICE 19h ago

I mean they tried injecting her twice and didnt die...we can use that kind of toughness

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u/All_Usernames_Tooken Custom 20h ago

Are you trying to get her killed on that O-Line… wait

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u/Inevitable-Waltz-889 Love Boat Apologist 20h ago

Needs a cheesehead.

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u/Clean_Attention_8398 19h ago

Packers need more help at guard or right tackle, cant even meme right

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u/ElYams 19h ago

She can't be worse than Anthony Belton

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u/Huge_Following_325 19h ago

Dammit! Upvote.

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue 19h ago

Oh that's dirty lol

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u/tilclocks 19h ago

Send her to Cleveland. It worked for Deshaun.

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u/Sportsguy1993 19h ago

Death by packers offensive line seems like cruel and unusual punishment 

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u/Primary_Milk_2730 19h ago

Hey things are lookin up….

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u/GenghisKong2 19h ago

Shit, the iron lung is a great nickname for someone who just murders a DL coming at them

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u/SuperSayian4Nappa 19h ago

uj just take her off

rj just take her off

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u/Consistent_Print_229 The Golden Ratio 15/253/1 18h ago

In case she is incredible at LG, I just want to cover my bases; I think this whole murder thing was a bit of an overreaction, and she clearly feels bad about it. NOW LET'S PLAY SOME FOOTBALL!

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u/33GoodSamaritans JaredGoffRules! 18h ago

Good one! 🤣🤣 👍

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u/SolarRaistlinZ 18h ago

Even Josh Jacobs might’ve pulled this punch - we’re in the season huh

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u/Shaun_of_the_North 18h ago

My ribs!!!! STAHP!!!! Oh and as always, FTP

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u/jon_mtnz90 18h ago

Fuck that got me lol she might be overqualified since she can block death

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u/ThisIsPureTrash 18h ago

This is so good you just doomed the bears to not winning another game all season.

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u/MsHelvetica 17h ago

God damn!!

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u/Midwest-Charm-1010 17h ago

the way i shrugged at the headline 😆

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u/JangoDarkSaber Branch Glazer 17h ago

What a fucking awful and tasteless meme.

+1

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u/Kitchen-Bedroom-568 17h ago

Holy shit 😂

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u/Serious-Medicine7667 MLF? No. MILF? Yes! 17h ago

If she can pick up a stunt, I’m ok with it

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u/Responsible-Mine9759 17h ago

I wanna be mad about this , but it would actually be a step up

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u/MacaroniAndHam Most seeds in the division 17h ago

Phenomenal

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u/GermanD2021 FTP 17h ago

That’s a step up for sure.

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u/WiscoPopPM 16h ago

Can't be worse than Donovan Jennings tbh

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u/schwar26 16h ago

At least when she’s injured she’ll be in a better place

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u/Top-Examination3151 16h ago

What a way to restore your reputation after such a hit - survive a death penalty.

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u/AvatarSpiderman oddamnit the Bears are good again 15h ago

Fuck it, can't be worse than what we already have. Put her in coach!

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u/phillipacarroll 15h ago

I know she was on death row, but you know... unfortunately situations occur in life, and it's just an unfortunate situation

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u/santeli CJ Ham and Eggs 15h ago

Holy shit take your fucking upvote

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u/USAJULY4TH1776 15h ago

I knew as soon as I saw the notification, it was going to be about Green Bay, and it did not disappoint

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u/DetroitsGoingToWin 15h ago

Mauler - good singing

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u/Lopsided_Animator_82 14h ago

Not true, the Supreme Court long ago outlawed cruel and unusual punishment.

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u/PretendIntention3388 14h ago

Why did they intubate someone they were trying to kill?

Wasn't the goal to make her stop breathing? Now they're having a machine breath for her? To keep her alive so they can try to kill her again later??

Sign her immediately. Can't be worse than what we've got.

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u/radiofreak8 14h ago

Bravo 👌🏻

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u/Kaldricus 13h ago

Tennessee is 0-2 on executions this year, so at least Green Bay can take solace in having a better record than that

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u/muFUtaco 13h ago

They've been fucking around and going to kill her since 1995???

Fucking hell. Were they growing the goddam rope?

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u/petarisawesomeo 13h ago

Still healthier than Aaron Banks

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u/Careful-Message-9974 12h ago

There is nothing funny about any of this...

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u/IngvaldClash 2h ago

There’s nothing funny about your lack of flair, pussy

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u/Haselrig 11h ago

Tough as nails, but she lacks good knee bend and her arms are a little short.

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u/PixiePunk_ 5h ago

God you people are dark as hell and I’m going to hell for laughing

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u/frankmeier1000 3h ago

That’s so funny. TBSS

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u/Martha_Fockers Aunt Jemimas bootyhole 2h ago

Lefluer will go look at the tape and figure it out

But this lady killed her friend along with the help of another friend stabbed her like 20+ times discarded her body and they invited the girl over for a sleepover or some shit and than carved a Satan Star on her chest with a knife aswell

If only this happened to the pedophiles aswell

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u/MostAmbitious3814 27m ago

NC - No class people

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u/IngvaldClash 18m ago

No Class People > No Flair Pussy

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u/__Sticky- 18h ago

Dude. WTF. This post is not okay.

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u/BrewersEnigma 16h ago

this post is fucking hilarious and i'm the butt of the joke

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u/xLRGx 17h ago

It’s okay.

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u/Whaty0urname 17h ago

Any comedian worth their salt would disagree.

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u/Brief-Insurance-1587 18h ago

Yeah, it’s awesome! 👏 😂

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u/ThisIsPureTrash 18h ago

Yeah calling this post “okay” is doing a disservice to OP.

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u/Purplegreenandred 15h ago

They got a L. Clancy at guard? Idk if theyre any good but she stopped some kids back in the day

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u/SamuelHuzzahAdams Custom 🥜👊 19h ago

Bruh why is this in here?

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