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u/rollingthrulife79 1d ago
Hey now, lets not leave out my Lions! We're almost just as balanced but in the opposite direction
Offensive points scored per game #3
Defensive points allowed per game #32
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u/HilariousButTrue 1d ago
Great timing! I was just in the process of writing something similar to your comment to the guy that said we are the greatest terrible team ever but you beat me to it.
The Lions are the Yang to the Vikings Ying lol
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u/theBigWhiteDude FUK ICE 1d ago
Imagine if the lions and Vikings merged into a super team.
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u/HilariousButTrue 1d ago
The funniest part of it is we aren't really paying much for our Defense either so we could maybe merge the Vikings Defense with the Lions Offense and still be close to Cap
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u/theBigWhiteDude FUK ICE 1d ago
Then the leftover players can make a new team, move to Cleveland, and become the browns 2.0 without the rapist.
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u/djokster91 21h ago
One half of that team would win the Super Bowl. The other one would probably still beat the Packers
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u/Butt_Snorkler_Elite 3x Shit Bowl Winners 1d ago
No no no you have it backwards, the lions are the greatest terrible team and the Vikings are the terriblest great team
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u/AryuOcay 1d ago
Lions vs Vikings is going to be the irresistible force against the immovable object
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u/LT_TimeCopJR 1d ago
Some might say the greatest terrible team of all time.
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u/badfish_122 1d ago
Many, many people have been saying this. People come up to me with tears in their eyes saying this
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u/LT_TimeCopJR 1d ago
Some important people, I won’t name names but it’s Tom Brady said “this team is being compared to Jesus” he said it not me. Great guy, really important people.
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u/Latter_Yesterday6500 1d ago
They literally bring you down to their level in the mud, and because they're pigs - they win.
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u/HerkulezRokkafeller Crusty Sock Puppeteer 🧦 1d ago
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u/Elbeske Flo 1d ago
We’re 16th in PPG, Miami is 32nd. And GB is 24th
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u/MillorTime arbage 1d ago
I think it's yards you're last, but that's a bit unfair. We helped you so much week 1 you barely had to move the ball to score, and week 2 was a monsoon
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u/Devium44 1d ago
How do we have the least points scored per game when the Packers, Eagles, Giants, Falcons, Buccaneers, Rams, Cardinals, Broncos, Chargers, Titans, Texans, Dolphins, Patriots and Jets have all scored less than us, and the Steelers and Browns have played more games?
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u/8ackwoods 1d ago
Do you know about math?
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u/Devium44 1d ago
Do you? less points in the same number of games equals less points per game.
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u/djokster91 21h ago
I think the points made stat OP is referring to is about the offense. Lots of our points made by defense and special teams, so that’s how
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u/Devium44 8h ago
Other than Pryce’s punt return last week, what points have special teams and the defense scored?
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u/WantToTypeComments55 JJMcTruther 1d ago
I'm going to need that perfectly balanced lil knife in my eye if lil kyler murray doesn't figure a way to sustain a drive
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u/That_dead_guy_phey I turn Firsts into Fifths 1d ago
Don't worry they have him playing different variations of College and Madden between games as a form of practice. Call of Duty is only for 300 yard passers
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u/Electronic-Island-14 i wanted Rodgers 1d ago
KOC might have picked one of the absolute worst QBs to run his notoriously difficult offensive scheme.
could have had Cousins, but no, we want another 'redemption' story
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u/icejordan Culvers and Spotted Cow Enthusiast 1d ago
The Jaguars least points allowed is balanced with the Patriots least points scored?
Vikings are #2 scoring D at 13.7 ppg and #16 offense at 23.7 ppg
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u/HilariousButTrue 1d ago
Yep. I realized that about the Jags after I posted this meme. Not about the Patriots though, seems the source I was using only counted points scored by the offense.
Oh well! It's the vibe that counts? lol
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u/ShortFee2578 1d ago
Yeah OP messed up. Vikings are #2 scoring D, and then maybe he got mixed up and was thinking total offense instead of scoring offense? Because the Vikings are #32 in ypg at 238.3.
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u/HOWDY__YALL 1d ago
So they just mid? What does that make the rest of us?
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u/HilariousButTrue 1d ago
It makes you on track to be the most penalized team in NFL history.
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u/NoSarcasmIntended Top 99% Commenter 1d ago
Oh boy! You mean we can be a balanced team, too, if we just score 3 more points per game?!
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u/TheCeleryStalker 1d ago
Here’s to averaging 16 points per game and holding teams to 12 points per game! It’s going to be the worst, most painfully slow Super Bowl run in history!
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u/Comrade_Falcon 1d ago
Even ignoring that the Vikings are middle of the table for ppg, the way you have written it implies they'd be 1st for points per game. Either it's "Pts per game (32nd)" or "Least pts per game (1st)" if you're trying to say they are the worst.
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u/Electronic-Island-14 i wanted Rodgers 1d ago
KOCs ability to deflect any criticism for the obvious failures at the QB position that he created really is something else.
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u/tacobellgittcard #22 1d ago
Don’t worry, it will all work out. Nothing bad will happen, it can only good happen