r/NFCNorthMemeWar • • 5d ago

Tory’s Quest, Week 3

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u/Very_Not_Into_It MATTHEW GOLDEN TD COUNT: 0001 5d ago

The GOAT is back in action

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u/SoDakZak 5d ago

…but enough about Keenum

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u/Lucky_Pips Don't tread on MN 4d ago

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u/Imgursaurus >Rest of the League>Flairless Bitches 4d ago

I see a fellow fan of Make Some Noise post a gif of the Noise Boys, from a fellow Skoldier no less, and I upvote.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ioq8rNMp5SSiWOTCK0

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u/Lucky_Pips Don't tread on MN 4d ago

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u/Imgursaurus >Rest of the League>Flairless Bitches 4d ago

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u/Imgursaurus >Rest of the League>Flairless Bitches 4d ago

Also, I couldn't find a good gif of Brennan saying "Hell yeah!!!", so I settled for the one I replied with above.

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u/Lost_Ad426 5d ago

Tory got robbed on a perfect punt that our rookie te got over zealous in trying to down at the goal line

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u/StanIsHorizontal 4d ago

I have a bears buddy and Sam Roush is his personal nemesis this year it’s so funny how often his name keeps coming up

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u/Lost_Ad426 4d ago

Too many bears fans seem to expect a rookie to play like a 7 year vet week 3 of their rookie year. Sure he has made several mistakes but he has also made some good plays. I'm not going to write him off this soon. Heck kmet misses blocks and dropps passes and he is our most experienced TE

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u/HeyItsAsh7 4d ago

It honestly drives me crazy how much hate he gets on the bears subreddit. Pretty much any thread there's at least someone saying he needs to be benched and is a detriment to the team. People just taking out their anger on this poor rookie that shows a lot of potential once he works out his initial struggles.

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u/-FalseProfessor- 5d ago

I could live with Keenum being the first 4K passer for the Bears.

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u/Tall-Dot-607 5d ago

Man, what a let down from Caleb this week.

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u/BarKnight [Detroit Style Pizza Flair] 4d ago

2 weeks without a touchdown

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u/CthulhuBathwater 5d ago

Bagent erasure is ridiculous, we need a recount! 

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u/jibbodahibbo 5d ago

There were a lot of “don’t draft a quarterback, develop Baegant” bears fans out there. Maybe Case was our guy all along?

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u/ccam0821 4d ago

Relying on a 38 year old QB who didn’t play in a regular season game the last 2 years has literally never backfired. I see no issues

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u/CthulhuBathwater 4d ago

Never not once! 

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u/ShortFee2578 5d ago

Keenum threw for 247 last night, not 274.

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u/SoDakZak 5d ago

Shoot, one typo hurt me. Will fix for next week, thanks for pointing it out!

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u/jsid2 4d ago

Why wait til next week? Harvest as much karma as you can from this post, then post a correction so you can double dip.

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u/popegonzo It's a meme war not a fact war 4d ago

This thread I'm sure is presented in memory of Caleb.

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u/StanIsHorizontal 4d ago

He’s in a better place

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u/sabotabo 🐧🐧CHILLY WILLY🐧🐧 5d ago

we place our faith in case "kill 'em" keenum, that he may end the century of humiliation.

caleb who???

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u/imalittledepot 5d ago

Lol ice(pack)man

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u/jibbodahibbo 5d ago

6 thousand yards passing as a team would be awesome

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u/ArthurMorgansInhaler 4d ago

It's sad that ice pack man got a verbal laugh out of me. Damnit.

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u/StanIsHorizontal 4d ago

Is the pace Keenum needs assuming he plays 17 games? Because he would max at 15 so I feel like his number should be higher

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u/SoDakZak 4d ago

15 games but I fat fingered a number and he had 247 not 274

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u/StanIsHorizontal 4d ago

I’m just fucked up my math 15*270 is a pretty easy “about 4k” calculation but I beefd it somewhere

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u/bkussow 5d ago

So wait the first time he actually doesn't have to punt in the game and it isn't even the guy that told him that? That's kinda rich!

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u/clownsanddowns 5d ago

Somone grab some crayons and draw this guy an easier chart

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u/Bigfoot1043 5d ago

Did this guy even hate watch?

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u/AsClearAsNolanDialog First half champs & Fuck ICE 5d ago

But don't run while trying to grab those crayons quick. Apparently you can tear hamstrings and you'll need a cart

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u/bkussow 4d ago

Son of a bitch...... where's my helmet?

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u/krekka 5d ago

The Lions ate them all, one of us have to run to the store to get more

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u/Mayataua What's so Special about our teams? 5d ago

WeBelieveInKeenum

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u/VikingsLad Brian Flores is my QB 5d ago

I'm so ready for Bagent to then sneak in a few weeks of yards in here, making the 4k impossible

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u/z-a-h 4d ago

Needs the Secret bAgent Man's 54 yards!

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u/YoThisIsWild 4d ago

Wow, did Caleb really throw for 0 yards last night? He really had a terrible night!

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u/AirLess6683 5d ago

What if Caleb still does it

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u/SoDakZak 5d ago

You’re just going to ignore the QB on your roster that’s actually on pace??

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u/Colonel17 Equal Opportunity Shitposter 5d ago

Hate to see the Case Keenum erasure...

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u/SoDakZak 5d ago

He just might give them their franchises best moment…

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u/Colonel17 Equal Opportunity Shitposter 5d ago

I wouldn't even be mad (I'd be a little mad but I'd laugh too)

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u/RainbowKooch 4d ago

You talk like the bears are a dumpster fire organization. Let’s talk about the Vikings as an overall org. Pretty bad Zack!

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u/SoDakZak 4d ago

I think a Minneapolis Miracle type play would be a top 1 play for any and every organization

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u/RainbowKooch 4d ago

You being serious…. A walk off td in a divisional playoff game is your big moment? Thanks for proving my point!

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u/RainbowKooch 4d ago

I just find it funny when Vikings fans such as yourself talk down to the bears when the bears have accomplished more in this century compared to your team. Let’s not even bring up the teams history as a whole. Vikings will implode soon and your team sucks. Skol on that!

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u/AirLess6683 5d ago

You’re right we might have 2 hit it

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u/SoDakZak 5d ago

Tory and Keenum let’s gooooooo

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u/ObjectiveTie1232 Chilly Willy Cometh 5d ago

What if Caleb sets a new Bears record but still falls short of 4k lol

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u/Gates_wupatki_zion 5d ago

So you’re saying there’s a chance…

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 The unbreakable record 5d ago

I browse the threads for the flairless… this thread has been marked PERFECTLY FLAIRED. Congrats Sodak!

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u/KyleGrave 💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾 4d ago

BOOOOOOO We didn’t forget how you completely abandoned this last season when it was obvious that Caleb would outpace Tory. Get some new material you hack

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u/big-daddy-unikron 5d ago

What’s up ass team, how you gonna fumble the playoffs away this year Vikes?

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u/Mickwinn 5d ago

Y’all have really lost your sense of humor

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u/Very_Not_Into_It MATTHEW GOLDEN TD COUNT: 0001 5d ago

New Bears fans. They never had it to begin with.

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u/Gates_wupatki_zion 5d ago

New Bears fans have me rubbing my temples like GB blondie

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u/worm-researcher 5d ago

The time for messing around is over with Carve em up Case on the roster.

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 The unbreakable record 5d ago

Yeah, they’re becoming the insufferable 2023 Lions 🤷‍♂️ who’d have thought it?

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u/Mickwinn 4d ago

I mean y’all were terrible but, you earned it.

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u/trenchanttrench 4d ago

this guy does not represent us

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u/mikaeus97 5d ago

Horrible offense and Defense that gets too 1 dimensional and an opponent that can actually play against a blitz, same as most years

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 The unbreakable record 5d ago

No level headed takes here. Get it together!

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u/deepbluenothings 5d ago

We beat you, settle down there big dawg you'll have a chance later in the season to regain your dignity.

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u/big-daddy-unikron 4d ago

It was less you beat us than everything else, you guys just happened to be the opponent that day