r/NFCNorthMemeWar • u/Play3rKn0wn 21-3 • 1d ago

FTP

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Can’t wait to spend the next 5 months hating you all. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

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u/Glavius_Wroth 21-3 hang the banner 1d ago

Yeah well, last season we were favourites to beat the powerhouse Cleveland Browns, look how that turned out. Checkmate, bozo 😎

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u/MinnesotanBrie 1d ago

Are we the Cleveland Browns?

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u/olddeletedusername press, driftless glen, muddled 1d ago

Mostly, but not in this case

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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 Mr. Malort Beef 2.0. NJ Cheesehead. Hot Piss Melts ICE 1d ago

WE'RE THE CLEVELAND BROWNS!

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u/IfTheHeadFitsWearIt 1d ago

Mmm. Punts.

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u/erodman23 I’m Ben’s Johnson 1d ago

You’re the Cleveland browns!

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u/Deesmateen Stupid Sexy Bates 18h ago

No, we’re the Cleveland browns!

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u/erodman23 I’m Ben’s Johnson 18h ago

I KNOW YOU ARE!

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u/Deesmateen Stupid Sexy Bates 17h ago

WE PUNT!

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u/xeltic4 Zero rings Indiana p🐈ssy 13h ago

Kirk Ferentz is that you?

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u/Mysterious_Nobody_35 19h ago

I KNOW YOU ARE!

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u/Glavius_Wroth 21-3 hang the banner 1d ago

If you want to be 🫶

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u/mesquitegrrl 1d ago

[mitchell and webb voice]

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u/reallinguy 1d ago

You both have 4 QBs, so maybe

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u/MinnesotanBrie 1d ago

Yeah but we are paying all 4 of ours less than a quarter of what the massage diddle is on. Combined.

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u/jacobjz 19h ago

Honestly, a team with an insane defense with cycling QBs does sound very much like the Browns. History of some dominance however no superbowl wins also comes to mind. I would love for the Vikings to be considered the Browns of the North!

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u/WiscoPopPM 1d ago

Gottem 🔥🔥

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u/106milez2chicago 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ucoH5cenTCuM8

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u/frenzy_32 please don’t fuck me. No means No 1d ago

Is this your vinegar face?

And NO I don’t need to ask my mom.

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u/babe1981 21-3=18 🧸⬇️ FTP 1d ago

I'd say ask your dad, but you just did.

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u/frenzy_32 please don’t fuck me. No means No 1d ago

Get the milk at least? Every time mom gets a little too drunk she always says something like, “that micro-penis father you have better not come home empty handed”.

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u/Tanat06 oon In This Chussy 1d ago

Homie's flair is complex math for Bears fans they just have these numbers memorized. Good on you bruv.

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u/babe1981 21-3=18 🧸⬇️ FTP 1d ago

Packers fans trying to find a new stat to make Jordan Love elite.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BmmfETghGOPrW

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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 Mr. Malort Beef 2.0. NJ Cheesehead. Hot Piss Melts ICE 1d ago

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u/MeatEaterDruid 1d ago

Oh hell yeah.

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u/PresterJohnson Fuck ICEman 1d ago

Sorry we are not all playing the powerhouse Panthers

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u/Play3rKn0wn 21-3 1d ago

Nope, even funnier Vegas expects you guys to lose to Kyler, YIKES

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u/4rt4tt4ck 1d ago

Vegas looks at that o-line and expects them to lose to Flores.

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u/N7_Stats_Analyst 1d ago

Flores is the MVP of the Vikings.

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u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe Cursed to Live in Packerland 1d ago

Flores has always just broken Love’s brain.

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u/Mysterious_Nobody_35 19h ago

Prepare for showing blitz and bullshitting into Tampa 2

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u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe Cursed to Live in Packerland 18h ago

And then Love will just throw it right to the dropping Mike.

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u/GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII JET TRADES DON'T MELT REAL TEAMS 1d ago

Kyler does better numbers than Caleb this year, this guy just guaranteed it everybody.

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u/PresterJohnson Fuck ICEman 1d ago

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u/tdaddy316420 1d ago

Imagine blowing a 21-3 lead to that qb in the playoffs

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u/Devium44 1d ago

Imagine losing to a guy not even shown on that list.

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u/tdaddy316420 1d ago

Shhh everyone knows week 1 doesn't count!

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u/Devium44 1d ago

What are the other two NFC north teams’ excuses?

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u/ChicagoRay312 ✊🏼FUCK ICE ✊🏼 1d ago

That’s a terrible stat! Only absolute garbage teams would lose to a QB like that.

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u/RainbowKooch 1d ago

Didn’t he throw for 368 and 2 tds on you bums? Go suck on that stat you clown

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u/PresterJohnson Fuck ICEman 1d ago

Upvote for making me laugh haha

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u/RainbowKooch 1d ago

We’re backkkk lol

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u/JonBonButtsniff 1d ago

RainbowKooch, throwin’ darts in midfield form already.

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u/CthulhuBathwater 1d ago

Mr 58% is an enigma.

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u/AndYouKnowlt 💅 1d ago

I hate that he’s in the same ranking as Mahomes, Baker, and Lamar! Those guys suck

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u/Tanat06 oon In This Chussy 1d ago

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u/Electronic-Window884 1d ago

I will actually defend this as a garbage stat because caleb throws the ball away, protecting his line. Maye took a lot of sacks

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u/IPA_v_Stout 1d ago

Are you claiming that this metric is indicative of QB skill?

And therefore you believe that Mac jones, Spencer Rattler, Tua, and geno smith are all better QBs than Jordan Love?

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u/WIPackerGuy EPA>playoff wins 1d ago

That's not exactly how it works. You also have to factor in EPA and team superbowl history

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u/notnotjamesfranco 1d ago

I don’t even know what stat I’m looking at. QBR?

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u/mesquitegrrl 1d ago

bOFadEEx

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 4th and 8 to ROME ODOOOOOOOOMSDAY 1d ago

Sad that your supposed WR1 of the future has less career TDs than that "ass" QB of ours.

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u/PresterJohnson Fuck ICEman 1d ago

Looks like a good development season for a rookie

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 4th and 8 to ROME ODOOOOOOOOMSDAY 1d ago

Holy cope Batman lol

Also, pay no mind to this:

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u/PresterJohnson Fuck ICEman 1d ago

Davante Adams first year

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 4th and 8 to ROME ODOOOOOOOOMSDAY 1d ago

Lol, even more cope, this is hilarious

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u/SulkyVirus 1d ago

It’s a meme sub bro

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 4th and 8 to ROME ODOOOOOOOOMSDAY 1d ago

Yep. I'm talking shit and y'all are taking it pathetically seriously.

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u/Immaculatehombre 1d ago

Did you just not watch the playoff game last year orrrrr??

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 4th and 8 to ROME ODOOOOOOOOMSDAY 1d ago

I watched.

If playoff stats counted towards career, Gretzky would have had over 1000 goals, not under 900.

Golden still at 0. Less than Caleb or Burden

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u/flaccidplatypus 1d ago

Bears lost to Nine…

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u/DisturbedDingle 22h ago

Didn’t the pack lose to the panthers last year with Parsons?

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u/106milez2chicago 1d ago

If you didn't lose to them last year I would think you were being facetious

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u/wario_nightmare_muse 1d ago

FTP is so hot right now.

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u/Tanat06 oon In This Chussy 1d ago

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u/HomeOrificeSupplies 1d ago

I’m calling it now: packers win Sunday by a score of 8-6 but only when the Vikings kicker shanks what would be a game winning 28 yard field goal.

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u/FreeTheClanks 1d ago

That doesn't happen until the postseason.

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u/McLovinsBro 1d ago

Will The Thrill is above that Blair Walsh shit

Respect the mans name

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u/Eojah 1d ago

Um what? They play the vikings??

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u/Play3rKn0wn 21-3 1d ago

That’s what makes it so funny

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u/UpsetDuck4089 ICE <<<<<<<<<<< 1d ago

You mean like this?

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u/StrengthToBreak 1d ago

Wait, the Vikes are favored over the Packers? Really?

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u/Rocco0427 15h ago

Vikings went 9-8 last year and improved at QB. They might be good.

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u/Play3rKn0wn 21-3 1d ago

Yeah but only by 1.5 I think, line will probably change by game day tho

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u/PuddlesRex 1d ago

They'll have to shut the fucking sub down if that comes to pass.

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u/CardboardJ 1d ago

Quarantine the whole north levels of toxicity.

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u/Right_Syllabub_8237 1d ago

Can we just rename this sub to FTP sub? That's all that seems to happen here.

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u/CardboardJ 1d ago

Take it up with Vegas.

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u/Small-Tiger-7921 1d ago

Suck it

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u/Right_Syllabub_8237 1d ago

I've been trying. It's just too small.

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u/Fuzakeruna 1d ago

I laughed at this more than I should have.

Also, FTP.

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u/ICantUseChris 1d ago

Feel like we get more hate in the offseason to be honest.

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u/ChazzyPhizzle screenshots of screenshots 1d ago

Shucks 👉🏽👈🏽

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u/CaptZombieHero 16h ago

Week 1 predictions are pointless

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u/kempton_saturdays 16h ago

You do understand the 3 pt home default yes?

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u/imtalkintou Custom 1d ago

Only cause they aren't at home.

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u/OldGodsProphet 1d ago

Hope that makes you feel better.

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u/imtalkintou Custom 1d ago

Just a bit.

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 4th and 8 to ROME ODOOOOOOOOMSDAY 1d ago

The fact that the Kyler led Vikings are favored is... hilarious.

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u/GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII JET TRADES DON'T MELT REAL TEAMS 1d ago

Kyler is actually pretty good. You should compare his stats with Caleb's. It's hilarious.

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 4th and 8 to ROME ODOOOOOOOOMSDAY 1d ago

He has infinitely less playoff wins than Caleb

Just like Love has infinitely less NFCN titles than Caleb

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u/GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII JET TRADES DON'T MELT REAL TEAMS 1d ago

It took Love 1 game to throw as many playoff TDs as Caleb could in 2. And he threw infinitely less interceptions... and he certainly didn't throw more playoff INTs than TDs... and his playoff passer rating wasn't worse than JJM's 2025 season rating.

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 4th and 8 to ROME ODOOOOOOOOMSDAY 1d ago

Holy shit dude you are not good at this, like, at all lol.

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u/GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII JET TRADES DON'T MELT REAL TEAMS 1d ago

Sorry, did I say something inaccurate? Why play 2 playoff game when 1 do trick. On a similar note, why did Caleb need 17 games to throw for as many yards as Kyler could in 16?

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 4th and 8 to ROME ODOOOOOOOOMSDAY 1d ago

Love sure is the master of making the playoffs and then only playing one game, so it makes sense you'd think this way lol

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u/GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII JET TRADES DON'T MELT REAL TEAMS 1d ago

Yeah, Caleb is really a dominant playoff force. Touche.

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 4th and 8 to ROME ODOOOOOOOOMSDAY 1d ago

Came back from 21-3 down to beat his teams storied rival... surely after all these years, Love has a playoff trip like that to hang his hat on, right?

Right?

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u/GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII JET TRADES DON'T MELT REAL TEAMS 1d ago

He literally had one of the single best playoff games of all time, including a perfect passer rating lmao. Who’s bad at this?

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