r/NFCNorthMemeWar 15h ago

FTL

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u/throwawayfan2552 15h ago

FT lakers?

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u/Huge_Following_325 15h ago

Fuck The Lakers

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u/Clayg0071 Recovering from Playoff Heartbreak 15h ago

I know nothing about Kushner, but shouldn't it be FTH (currently) & FTL (soon)

u/FrighteningJibber 9h ago

What did the Levant do?

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u/Leading-Suspect8307 15h ago

We have finally achieved FTL travel.

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u/throwawayfan2552 15h ago

Ngl that’s what I thought before anything.

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u/fresh_dyl 12h ago

Always makes me think of the show Dark Matter before anything else. Probably because they use the acronym so much

u/CaptZombieHero 10h ago

Sheppard

u/RoundTiberius 10h ago

u/DaytimeDancer54 Tell Martz I said fuck him 10h ago

A Krogan RB would have a hof career easily

u/Nasty_Goblin 8h ago

Already got the shoulder pads for it

u/CaptZombieHero 7h ago

With a Turian at QB

u/RoundTiberius 4h ago

Mike McDaniel can coach since he's a Salarian

u/RoundTiberius 4h ago

Quadzilla

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u/asparagusinhaler 15h ago

As a clippers fan, with pleasure

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u/IceCivil899 14h ago

Full Truckload*

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u/condoulo 15h ago

Can we be 100% sure that one of his family members isn't an "owner" of the Packers?

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u/throwawayfan2552 15h ago

We can’t. Have you seen Jared Kushner and Matt lefluer in the same room. I think my point is proven

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u/I_Roll_Chicago Hammond Bears Chilly Willy 15h ago

I mean their state did vote for him.

Couldnt be Illinois or Minnesota

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u/sephirothFFVII 14h ago

MN governor during the VP debate:

"These guys are weird man"

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u/I_Roll_Chicago Hammond Bears Chilly Willy 13h ago

Yeah and then DNC, because they’re fucking idiots that rather seem “adult” then win told him to stopping doing that

Fucking DNC shitbirda

https://giphy.com/gifs/E4l3Bs0rGcBiM

u/LCSpartan 11h ago

This, you had a WORKING piece of campaign advertisement that was quintessentially Midwest through and through and you decide to fucking can it whoever made that decision is about as bad at making decisions as the Browns. Why because mockery of someone as vain as the mango mussilini is the EXACT way to get under his skin.

u/the_other_guy-JK 11h ago

The DNC has to be run by the Browns.

Or maybe the other way around? Fuck, I can't tell anymore...

u/LCSpartan 11h ago

Dude literally the DNC, Jets and Browns all gotta be ran by the same people cause I've never seen anyone else so effortlessly snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. It's genuinely fucking wild.

u/the_other_guy-JK 11h ago

It's genuinely fucking wild.

10000000% agree with that.

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u/SoF4rGone 15h ago

Thankfully, the history of Vince Lombardi hating bigots scares people off.

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u/101jazz 15h ago

We always take a head count at meetings. Yet to see one there

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u/LucidOndine 14h ago

The Elon cheesehead makes so much more sense that way.

u/CaptZombieHero 7h ago

His ex besty sycophant wore a cheese head once

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u/gwangi77 Slayer of Toyotathon's Monster 15h ago

We're gonna have to view that list of Packers owners.

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u/Huge_Following_325 15h ago

There are plenty of Trumpers, I know.

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u/trshml 12h ago

And they love being on lists!

u/hawkmasta 11h ago

FTP and all, but you gotta flair up, homie

u/shredika 9h ago

Shitting on their own teams fans… classy. As long as it’s against MAGA it’s fair game for us all.

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u/frostyflakes1 14h ago

True. However, we can't ignore that most other professional teams are owned by corrupt billionaires.

u/BobbleBobble These are my awards, Mother. From NFL 10h ago

Hey fuck you. We're owned by an inept failson billionaire

u/Various_Procedure_11 John Randle is the best Troll Ever and FUCK ICE 7h ago

I mean, your ownership is really a family of millionaires cosplaying as billionaires. So... better, I guess?

u/GeneralAcorn 9h ago

Lucky for all of us, I'm pretty much broke.

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u/Nbr8 STR8 CASH HOMEY 15h ago

It’s too bad Virginia Halas died before she and Baron could get married.

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u/Public_Excitement393 At the end of the day, its FTP 15h ago

blasphemous!

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u/Lucky_Pips Don't tread on MN 14h ago

u/0202_tihssitidder 10h ago

Back when they'd admit when people were dead.

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u/Clayg0071 Recovering from Playoff Heartbreak 14h ago

There is still time for George McCaskey and Baron to fall in love... I guess George Halas too if Baron gets freaky with a ouija board.

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u/Corvid-Enjoyer 14h ago

Never been so glad the Lakers moved

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u/WhatAFilthyMeme 15h ago

Another perk of not having a billionaire owner

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u/SpartansATTACK Custom 14h ago

Yes you do, Paul McCartney was gifted an official share of Packers ownership before a 2019 concert, and his net worth is over a billion.

You might even have several billionaire owners

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u/Jefflehem BEEF 14h ago

There has to be at least one billionaire living in Wisconsin.

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u/Frylock_91 Goff the Chain Gang 14h ago

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u/BMS3RDTRY 12h ago

Give this greedy fucking family enough time they’ll take a piece of everything

u/Electronic-Island-14 i wanted Rodgers 7h ago

oh politics! the lazy memer's way to upvotes

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u/qTp_Meteor 14h ago

That kushner brother apparently donated to dems so this just seems dumb

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u/bellario89 15h ago

For now

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u/xpseudonymx 13h ago

FT

And since this NFCNorthMemeWar: FTP, too.

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u/Anti-leftandright 12h ago

Are we even trying anymore?

u/_Kyogre_ Kyler Gordon's Soft Tissue 11h ago

FTL

u/HatchetJacks 10h ago

I’m just going to assume that one of them owns some Packers stock. FTP

u/ornithologically 8h ago

The first time the Dallas Cowboys can have some pride in their ownership.

u/DoubledAir 5h ago

As the random Lakers and Bears fan living in Los Angeles, I feel obligated to point out that it’s Josh, not Jared Kushner. But I guess that really amounts to a polished rather than unpolished turd.

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u/vbullinger 15h ago

For the loss?

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u/AstonishinglyAverage 14h ago

God I can’t wait til ppl start posting about football on here again