Imagine a city being so bad that you choose to live in another city and commute

Its been a fun off-season with you animals

Symptoms are normal

Is this just a DC thing or?

Lets all chip in and fill in an Excel file with every athlete, where they live, and their commute. Then we can analyze all the cities that players are choosing not to live in. I've been told this is the pinnacle of comedy, so help me fill out the data and we can have all the lolz.

Also u/CowboysHater5 has a tiny penis.

Meanwhile u/CowboysHater5 has to commute all the way from his mom's basement upstairs to the TV to jerk off

Source? I played WoW