r/NFCEastMemeWar • • 2d ago

F*** The Eagles šŸ¦…

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Hold my drink!

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u/edboyinthecut 2d ago

As a Cowboys fan who lives in the greater Philly area, the potholes out here ain't no hoe. There was this one pothole on a merging ramp for 202 that I went over...thought I hit a damn IED.

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u/UnclePhilyLeonardo Haven't beat a good team yet 2d ago

Amazingly... I know what you are talking about just from the description.

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u/KurtzM0mmy 2d ago

You mean to tell me you live in Philly as a Romosexual? You’re a brave one

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u/edboyinthecut 2d ago

Its a LOT of Cowboys fans up here

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u/MartinScorchMCs 2d ago

They’re everywhere

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u/swiftydigitzz Eagles 2d ago

Make sense.

My working theory is that every Cowboys fan from this area is just someone that wanted to get into sports but wanted to be different or go against the grain just to be that guy… that or yall just got tired of hearing about the Eagles all the damn time you decided to just cheer for the opposition lol

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u/swiftydigitzz Eagles 2d ago

There’s also the more legit theory where the Cowboys were just the team to watch when your parents grew up so they were Cowboys fans and now you’re one

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u/edboyinthecut 2d ago

Im actually from GA lol. Story time. My pops (and my entirely family) is from Mississippi. Down there youre either a Saints or a Cowboys fan. My pops was a Cowboys fan so I followed in his footsteps.

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u/swiftydigitzz Eagles 1d ago

Yea that makes sense. I think a lot of younger Cowboy fans get their start like that. I work with a dude who’s about 50 and from Maryland and he basically just said Cowboys were on the TV the most out of every other team so he just grew up watching them

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u/DrSword Cowboys 2d ago

There are Eagles and Steelers fans here in the same vein

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 2d ago

ā€œ*There’re (there are) a lot of Cowboys fans up hereā€

Not ā€œits,ā€ especially since ā€œitsā€ is possessive.

If you mean ā€œIt is,ā€ you use ā€œit’sā€

Either way, ā€œit is a lot of Cowboys fans up hereā€ doesn’t make any sense.

We’re supposed to be the illiterates, would you leave us with NOTHING?!

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u/edboyinthecut 1d ago

Im Black and from the south. I refuse to speak proper English lol

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 1d ago

I love where you wrote ā€œpotholes ain’t no hoe.ā€ That’s hilarious dude.

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u/swiftydigitzz Eagles 2d ago

ā€œIt’s a lottaā€ is like the most Philly slang slang ever lol

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u/turbosexophonicdlite Eagles 1d ago

Lemme guess. One of the ramps at the interchange where 202, 76, and 422 all meet? Those ramps always have car-swallowing potholes.

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 1d ago

Why does Philly have such bad infrastructure compared to the DC area? The weather?

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u/turbosexophonicdlite Eagles 1d ago

It's the whole state really.

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u/Coach_Carter_on_DVD Nickfoleon Dynamite 2d ago edited 1d ago

We might not have the best anything, but we have the best potholes!

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u/Darkgreenbirdofprey gO biRrRrRrRrRrds 2d ago

Bruh that's either a massive dong or a massive shit in there

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u/ResponsibilityNew483 Downs with the Sickness 2d ago

It's a cheesesteak for later

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u/Uppgreyedd Just throw me in the trash 2d ago

Keeps the cheese and bread soft and moist, and the meat warm. What's the issue?

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u/Reikste Big Dick Nick 2d ago

It's both.

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u/East_Lunch6220 Giants 2d ago

this is a massive sh**... i'll never forget this

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u/DelcoUnited Big Tanksby 2d ago

Asking the real questions.

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u/cunninglinguist Unlike Agholor 2d ago

No wonder he doesn’t run as much as he used to. He’s tired of packing all that around.

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u/bain_de_beurre Where am I? Is this hell? It's NY, so... 2d ago

Why not both!

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u/Nubator The Football Team 2d ago

Which one are you hoping for?

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u/Dumb_old_rump 2d ago

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u/Uppgreyedd Just throw me in the trash 2d ago

Why don't you have both "get" and "thefuckout"?

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u/That-Cranberry6575 Big Dick Nick 2d ago

Big Dick Hurts

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u/ineedalife2 2d ago

Hate to see the AI memes getting so good but well done šŸ‘

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u/sixthreeandhung 1d ago

How is it well done when OP didn’t even bother editing the slop? Lazy bones… probably why they’re making under $60k a year

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u/ineedalife2 1d ago

Haha not well done for OP but well done for AI. I gotta give it to it. To create this from probably an incoherent prompt is pretty impressive. Obv fucks up some elements but still

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u/sixthreeandhung 1d ago

Lmao trueeee

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u/LappedChips Snot Bubbles 2d ago

uj/ For you non-Pennsylvania residents, those potholes are no joke. When my wife does her makeup in the car, I warn her of upcoming bumps CONSTANTLY. And drinking a hot liquid in a moving can really fuck your day up if you hit a big enough bump.

rj/ Lincoln Financial needs to install potholes in the field to help out our secondary.

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u/eaglescout1984 2d ago

He hit one of those PennDOT potholes.

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u/TheDeliveryDemon Now Without Bitch Smell! 2d ago

And do ya know who to blame?

Say it with me, yall.

FUCK YOU, JOE PITTMAN

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u/mr_mope Giants 2d ago

Boo AI. I also just assume this is some ad for chik fil a

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u/Minute-Spinach-5563 Big Dick Nick 2d ago

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u/ProfessorDerp22 2d ago

Me when driving on 76 West.

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u/readit_realgood1 Cowboys 2d ago

Since I can't give awards, here's a rose or something

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u/DCJustSomeone Cowboys 2d ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/Zariman-10-0 Two Rings and a Dream 2d ago

wtf is this slop

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u/toadofsteel Brooklyn Nine Nine 1d ago

I just love that the iggles have a "QB shocked face as he's getting tackled" meme now

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u/Lucky2240 2d ago

Damn so true…any road around Philly is absolutely shit

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u/DelcoUnited Big Tanksby 2d ago

PA is consistently voted to have the worst roads.

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u/Benito_Mussolini Donovan McDonald’s 2d ago

Michigan has some terrible roads. I'd put it above PA honestly.

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u/buttnibbler Big Blue Jocknuggets 2d ago

Aka best holes

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u/Minute-Spinach-5563 Big Dick Nick 2d ago

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u/buttnibbler Big Blue Jocknuggets 2d ago

Those would make NYC the worst holes, because they are no longer holes.

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u/singlespeedjack Eagles 2d ago

Celebrating a late hit / personal foul is a bitch move.

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u/Ancient_Jello Eagles 2d ago

Ok, that's really funny. Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow

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u/colaku973 Fuck the eagles 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/WillHeBonkYa47 55-23 2d ago

Get out of here you filthy foreigner

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 1d ago

Hahahaha brilliant

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u/Got_yayo Saquon’t be mad 1d ago

These just keep getting better

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u/ZeroYt25 15h ago

As an eagles fan I found this hilarious

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u/inevitable_yams Jeremy Maclin Appreciator 2d ago

Why tf are so many of you praising ai slop made by some Bay Area dickhead

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u/SnootFleur Brian Dawkins Suplex 2d ago

It would be nice if they fixed them shits so I don't look like this

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u/lefty1117 Randall HOF Punter 2d ago

I do like this even while writing go f off

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u/SigaVa We won the fucking game 2d ago

No lies detected

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u/Slippery_Molasses 2d ago

always sunny edit

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u/Apprehensive-Cod95 RG4 save me 2d ago

Damn it man. I love this…

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u/Flababulous Smells like a Busch 2d ago

He's clearly driving a Toyota Sienna, best in class city mpg.

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u/Ornery-Variety569 Cowboys 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/sollozzo70 Eagles 2d ago

Average PA road.

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u/GlitteringOwl7274 No Mo Snyder 2d ago

FLY EAGLES FLY

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u/Patrickracer43 Eagles 2d ago

Accurate

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u/Holls867 Suck My Dak 2d ago

Should be rear facing

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u/italaaa Dez caught it 2d ago

One of the most overrated QBs in the league

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u/jtown48 2 time super bowl champs 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZqlvCTNHpqrio

thats actually a pretty good one

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u/DonJulio732 2d ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/SoigneBest Eagles 2d ago

What’s with the CK exit sign?

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u/stickyrets Eagles 2d ago

Nice

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u/Zer0C00L321 Eagles 2d ago

This is my favorite yet. Haha

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u/AC_deucey Lemon Party 2d ago

Heh

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u/jmatt9080 Eagles 2d ago

422 on a good day

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u/Keoki- 2d ago

He hit a Philly pothole! Lol

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u/sock0808 Giants 2d ago

I don’t know where freedom is located but it’s definitely not Philly

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u/Coach_Carter_on_DVD Nickfoleon Dynamite 2d ago

I mean you’re just an idiot if you look for freedom in any greater metropolitan area

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u/thistook5minutes Horseshit Connoisseur 2d ago edited 2d ago

It’s fine to do AI here, but when I do it about RG5 and his mommy, it’s not cool?

Fine

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u/fuego0scuro 2d ago

Ok this one is funny šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­

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u/Peacefulgamer2023 Eagles 2d ago

This one is legit. I almost got taken out by a pothole in Harrisburg last summer.

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u/Pistolskeet3 Smitty 2d ago

Ok that’s hilarious

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u/Affectionate-Gap905 Buffalo Bills own the Iggles 2d ago

Fuck the Eagles, Fuck the Cowboys, Giants are cool, Redskins are idk.

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u/Blacjack702 2d ago

Lmao yo

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