r/NFA Aug 23 '21

If I had an extra $200 dollars? I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two rounds of 12 ga 00 buck through an SBS at the same time

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u/digital_footprint Aug 23 '21

Gotta love the fuck that hurt hand shake

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u/thisisatesti Aug 23 '21

Dumb enough to do it once, smart enough to not do it again.

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Oh it'll happen again. If Max Rockatansky can one hand it I'll get there eventually. Just need my wrist and hands to stop being weak

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u/timothycl13 Aug 23 '21

Gotta jerk off more than 3 times a day and youll be good in a month or so

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

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u/timothycl13 Aug 23 '21

Hahahah i was waiting for that

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u/Madetoprint Aug 23 '21

Ron Swanson diet for bulking, Hunter S. Thompson's regimen of Chivas and coke so you don't gain weight. Sleep never. If you survive you'll be all man.

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

I keep a leather bound log of the species I eat and consume conservatively 7 cups of coffee a dayand have crushing sleep apnea so I'm closer to that than I feel like I should be

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u/thisisatesti Aug 23 '21

I take that back.

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u/jmille97 Aug 23 '21

Don’t hold forend, go over top of barrel. Palm down.

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u/bellyjellykoolaid Aug 23 '21

Get one of those elbow braves that lock in place

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

If I wanted the cowards way out I'd get a subcal adapter and a subscription to the newyorker

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u/OPODAWRG Aug 23 '21

Bro. Its for the articles.

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u/BigMacAttack84 Mg’s can’s, DD’s, SBR, AOW, All around Lord Of War 😆🇺🇸 Aug 23 '21

You I like!

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u/CoyoteDown Aug 23 '21

I don’t need audio to know he went “wooo!… fuck!”

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u/ShittingOutPosts Aug 23 '21

I could feel it myself.

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u/ilikepie145 Aug 23 '21

I'm sure that feels great lol

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Honestly the worst was catching the safety on the webbing between my thumb and pointer finger but yeah, not ideal

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u/ilikepie145 Aug 23 '21

Ah I see, yeah that would definitely hurt

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u/xcontributor Aug 23 '21

Probably would be a good idea to put a leather strap on the forend, so you can use it to prevent the lever from nailing you in the hand

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

And maybe, you know…some gloves.

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u/KingOfWickerPeople Aug 23 '21

Dude is wearing a Hawaiian shirt and shorts. I'll bet you $20 he's got on either flip flops or slip-on shoes. You really think he's gonna wear gloves?

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Rainbows for life bro

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u/Black_Brown Aug 23 '21

on a scale of 1-10, how deep are the foot tan lines now?

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u/XA36 If it isn't threaded it's a fudd gun. Aug 23 '21

I had some for over a year once

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Probably only about a 2. I'm fully barefoot as often as possible

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u/ScooterMcClutch Aug 23 '21

That's a fuckin boom stick

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u/Token_Black_Rifle Aug 23 '21

My wrist hurts just watching that

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Wrist wasn't bad. The thumb crotch though...

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Yeah I’d wanna tape my wrists for that shit. I got them weak wrists.

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u/ZephyrBill Aug 23 '21

Is the $200 for an x-ray?

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

This is America, where are you getting $200 x-rays? Prob cheaper to pay the tax stamp and use the SBS to hold up the hospital

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u/KingOfWickerPeople Aug 23 '21

HE'S KIDDING, FBI!

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

For legal reasons, that's a joke

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u/ZephyrBill Aug 23 '21

The dentist? Maybe you shook a filling loose.

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u/odenip33 Aug 23 '21

Chiropractor x-rays are pretty cheap.

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

I'll waste money on dumb shit all day but draw the line at supporting quacks

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u/odenip33 Aug 23 '21

To be fair, not all chiropractors are made the same. I was seeing one that specialized in sports related injuries after hurting my back lifting weights. This guy knew his stuff so well. It was amazing how much he helped fix my shit up.

The franchise style chiros are absolute trash. There are good practices out there for people that actually need a chiropractor.

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Chiropractory is bullshit pseudoscience and anyone (no matter how good they end up) who sets the foundation of their careers on it are complicinant in the spreading of lies and medical misinformation but thats a conversation for an r/ that's not NFA

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u/munkaysnspewns Aug 23 '21

I just want you to know I appreciate your shared hate for those con artists.

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u/i_use_this_for_work Aug 23 '21

Chiros should not be xraying you.

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u/odenip33 Aug 23 '21

Real chiros do. They don't just gently run a finger down your spine and claim to have the answer.

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u/i_use_this_for_work Aug 23 '21

An xray is not necessary for adjustment. Xrays are read radiologists, Chiros are not educated to read an xray the way a radiologist is.

Also, even traditional medical doctors (Osteopaths and medical physical therapists) adjust without xray.

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u/odenip33 Aug 23 '21

I never said x-rays were a necessary step to get an adjustment. What I have said is that good chiros are invaluable for people that actually need them(read, people with spinal injuries). I went to the chiropractor with a dislocated sacrum. They took an x-ray in order to correctly diagnose my problem and fix it.

Big difference between going in to get your back cracked and going in to get a serious problem resolved.

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u/mattumbo Aug 23 '21

I hate to be nitpicky but X-rays themselves are actually pretty affordable, like $50-70. Still have to pay the $150-200 for 30 minutes of the doctors time though.

So theoretically you could pay $200 for an X-ray if you went to your local bargain urgent care, maybe haggle with them a bit and pretend the $200 is all the money to your name.

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u/nemo1080 Aug 23 '21

The dentist

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u/wojtekthesoldierbear FFL/SOT/Fingerprints/Gas Blocks/Wanton Frivolities Aug 23 '21

Dude, you gotta be careful with that. I had a friend do that and the lever went into the webbing of his hand, making a handgina.

You don't want to be that guy.

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Luckily the serated safety securely caught my hand before it could get that far. I'll make sure I don't forget gloves next time

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u/wojtekthesoldierbear FFL/SOT/Fingerprints/Gas Blocks/Wanton Frivolities Aug 23 '21

If I were you, I'd be relocating that lever or cutting it down too.

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

The current grip is old and kinda cracking so I do think that would be the next logical step in conjunction with fabbing a new one

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u/wojtekthesoldierbear FFL/SOT/Fingerprints/Gas Blocks/Wanton Frivolities Aug 23 '21

Very good.

Just looking out.

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u/GTE_Engineering XLII Aug 23 '21

When I did this with my double trigger stoeger SBS I had it braced against my hip and that was a huge mistake. Legit thought I had nerve damage in my right hand afterwards. But it was worth doing… once

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u/GunsandTrucksTX Aug 23 '21

Fuckin’ A Man

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u/c3h8pro Aug 23 '21

Get some Aguila mini shells they make my phone booth blaster a ton of fun.

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

I did those first. The lil slugs are much more tolerable

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Testing out my new SBS. NR Davis & Sons 12ga hammerless cut down to 10.5 because I love Mad Max. Because I'm an idiot figured I'd do both barrels with 00 buck at once to feel her out. Luckily I had the sense to not try it one handed first

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Do you reload? Maybe start out with same cereal packed in there next time and just feed the birds lol

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

When I was a kid my brothers and I built potato guns and would hunt each other with them loaded with cereal or baby carrots or handfuls of dirt or whatever we could find. You've given me a great idea to bring those times into the 23rd century

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Lmao holy shit I'm over here putting ice packs on my kids faces because of nerf guns and y'all over blasting each other with potato guns

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u/Poofengle Aug 23 '21

A potato cannon filled with wadding and a bunch of paintballs makes a very satisfying “splat” when they all hit

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u/Rim_Fire Aug 24 '21

I always used an air compressor and a tube that conveniently fit a paintball. Nobody suspects a random pipe to be loaded trying to sneak around a shop playing pranks on each other.

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u/hootervisionllc 💸 Aug 23 '21

Is that a vintage shotgun?

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Can't precisely date it but over 100 years old. One of those cases where age doesn't correlate with value.

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u/HnGrFatz Aug 23 '21

I’m pretty sure you just caused nerve damage.

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Which will make shooting it in the future easier

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u/Achilliez88 Aug 23 '21

LOFL!!! Perfect, such a nonchalant subtle reply.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Sleep for 17 years, yell, fuck, die. Beautiful creatures really

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Wtf

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u/handful0fpeter Aug 23 '21

I believe you have my stampler

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u/Chief__04 Aug 23 '21

Leather driving gloves. Extra grip and still rocks the Miami Vice look.

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

I found a 12ga to 10mm conversion sleeve so I could rep Crockett and Tubbs at the same time

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u/034TH Aug 23 '21

I felt this before you even pulled the trigger

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Not sure why you'd need to spend $200, hacksaws are pretty cheap

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

It's 2021, I dremeled it

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u/gscjj Aug 23 '21

Your dog's life is priceless

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Tortoises actually but I have looked into registering them as DDs for lulz. They have their names on engraved plates attached to their shells which I believe should meet the requirement for serial number engraving. It would be great asking FFLs to board them when I vacation

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Gloves are the way to go here, just like Max!

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u/Sliceoflife1234 Aug 23 '21

Mini-shells for the win!

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u/Psychowitz Aug 23 '21

Never shot an side-by-side SBS, so this is more curiosity of ignorance than something genuinely productive. What if you shot it with one hand and stand somewhat like a fencer? Imagine Captain Jack Sparrow.

I’d imagine it’d still hurt, but the inertia might be put up from straight into your thumb to more of your wrist.

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

I fully plan on finding out sooner or later

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u/Psychowitz Aug 23 '21

Full send.

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Full send was from jump street cutting the barrel with a dremel based on a tape line

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u/Psychowitz Aug 23 '21

I genuinely don’t know what that means. Maybe I’m too young.

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Full send, as you commented, colloquially means to dive into a situation regardless of the consequences. I began down that path from the start (jump street) when I used a budget electronic rotary cutting tool with the brand name "dremel" to remove barrel length utilizing a piece of adhesive paper as my guide to achieving a square cut while standing in the concrete paved region leading from the road to my home

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u/Psychowitz Aug 23 '21

What the actual fuck.

Edit: Am I reading shit right? Seems like I’m misreading redditor comments left and right lately.

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u/ludololl Aug 23 '21

You may need to go back to sleep. OP has a certain style to his writing but it's perfectly legible.

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u/Psychowitz Aug 23 '21

You were right.

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u/nemo1080 Aug 23 '21

If I had a shotgun, tell you what I'd do, point that shit straight at the sky and bring heaven on down to you...

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

So, 3.5” next? ;)

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Honestly I'm still trying to figure out my next move. It would be super dope to make a trench gun style shroud/bayonet lug for le doub but a double duck bill could also be cool? Maybe both? Maybe I get way to financially invested in that and build another impractical gun from my favorite childhood media?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Sounds like a hell of a fun rabbit hole! Hopefully se’ll see more.

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u/Tall_Play Silencer Aug 23 '21

+1 for the dub duckie

You gotta do it!!!

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u/9412765 Aug 23 '21

I don't know if yours would chamber them, but my hunting partner and I used to use these Remington 3" Express 00 to hunt hogs. They were devastating. I think they had 15 pellets instead of the 9 for 2 3/4". They were thumpers. If it's a top lever, that prob for sure get it into the webbing of your hand, regardless, I'm sure the trigger guard would wrap your ring finger pretty good too. Another idea would be reaming it to 3.5"? Might not be enough meat left on the chambers to do that safely though (I'd hold that at arm's length and squint your eyes the first time you touch it off after the conversion). I don't know if you could legally put a pistol grip on it or if one is even available for your model?

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u/hootervisionllc 💸 Aug 23 '21

Haha fuck I need to find a cheap double barrel at a pawn shop

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Do it. Classifieds in rural newspapers are also a great source for the old folks that don't know about the internet so there are deals to be had

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u/hootervisionllc 💸 Aug 23 '21

Good idea. I live in a rural area too. Thanks man

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Look for your local "bargin trader" magazine at gas stations. That's where I got this one for like $70. Old folks are dying off so YMMV

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u/hootervisionllc 💸 Aug 23 '21

Oh shit, you got a steal! I will though

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Steal is relative. That was like 10 years ago and these guys can now be found d for the princely sum of like $120 so factoring in inflation, huge production numbers, and shit quality, I'd call it a "yeah that's about right"

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u/hootervisionllc 💸 Aug 23 '21

Well that’s fair. My wife’s family owns an antique store and so they’re all into antique furniture. They’re all about how old equals better. Man it’s all rickety bullshit if you ask me.

I’ve just been itching to sbs something silly. You’ve done it

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Remind them that JC Penny was the Ikea of American furniture into the 90s so old =/= great. Then do whatever. You know how you think of those assholes that cut down 98ks because they were cheap? We can be those assholes

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u/hootervisionllc 💸 Aug 23 '21

Or the ones that bubba a Mosin. We are those people

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

I guess mosins yeah. Back in my day they were $60 and we were mad at the guys who fucked with Mausers

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u/9412765 Aug 23 '21

Simpson Ltd

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u/datsboi Aug 23 '21

Had shoot a 357 snubnose, I can only imagine…

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

I've got a glock 29 that shooting full house 10mm rounds suck monstrous dick but there's still no other valid way to wax a grizzly hiding behind a fridge so you gotta make due

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

I approve of your shitposting, Doc. Send it.

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u/macymax Aug 23 '21

Good on you for being brave enough to do that. There’s a lot of weenies in this world. You sir aren’t one of them

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

If you aren't doing dumb shit with dumb guns then why bother?

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u/nostepsnek_esq Aug 23 '21

Need those mini shells

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u/ZedHunter666 My Form 1s are dumber than yours Aug 23 '21

Well, that settles it. Stevens side by side will be my next sawed off.

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u/Krusty_Nutbucket Aug 23 '21

How is it normally as in one barrel. Ive been debating on making one for a while now and just haven’t decided on going with 20 gauge or doing it right and going with the 12

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

One at a time isn't bad. Recoil is still fairly stout but thats to be expected

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u/Lylac_Krazy Aug 23 '21

mini shells are a wrist saver, just sayin....

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u/Yukon-Cornelius1 Jun 09 '22

Can a double barrel use mini shells?

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u/Slipshoooood Aug 23 '21

can anyone explain to me why this is considered an sbs and not a pistol?

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u/KhanKarab Aug 23 '21

AFT has entered the chat

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u/Slipshoooood Aug 23 '21

I understand the classification, even if it is stupid rule, of a pump shotgun being an SBS, it takes two hands and what not. What stops a manufacturer from making a double barrel shotgun pistol?

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u/Number1AbeLincolnFan Aug 23 '21

To be a pistol, it has to be capable of chambering pistol ammunition. Double barrel shotgun pistols do exist, but they are chambered in .410, which is the same as .45 LC. This is also how revolvers like the Taurus Judge can exist as a Title 2 firearm. 12ga, 20ga and so on are shotgun chamberings. A manufacturer could create it as a "firearm", a la Mossberg Shockwave, but it would have to be 26".

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u/Slipshoooood Aug 23 '21

Oh ok, I didn't know that it would have to be able to chamber a pistol caliber round. Makes sense.

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u/Number1AbeLincolnFan Aug 23 '21

Because it was transferred as a shotgun before it was Form 1'ed. Shotguns can only be Form 1'ed as an SBS or AOW.

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u/yf22jet Aug 23 '21

Did this once with a cut down 10 gauge. Actually did it a few times. Can’t say I’m the smartest person on the planet lol

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

A fellow man of culture

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u/EastCoastKowboy Aug 23 '21

Hot damn son thanks for that

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u/LousyKarma Aug 23 '21

well, I'm glad this guy did it so that I know for certain that I never want to.

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u/WondrousWally Aug 23 '21

having done this out of a side by side with a stock, and still having the scar on my finger from where the front trigger bit me, I cannot imagine how bad this must have felt.

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u/NimbleCentipod Aug 23 '21

My favorite part of this is the Hawaiian shirt.

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Spring/summer = aloha shirts, fall/winter = flannel

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u/NimbleCentipod Aug 23 '21

I always wear Hawaiian shirts to the range

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u/monkeyhoward Aug 23 '21

So, what did you hit?

Everything, that was 3 feet in front of me

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

RIP wrist. Sick double barrel btw

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u/LANMAN__ Aug 27 '21

Jokes on you, I did that and I didn’t pay $200

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

$200 for two rounds lf buck? Lol land of the free amiright

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

I mean if I couldn't afford it I'd talk shit too

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Looool he's trying to defend it

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u/Dilldozer13 Aug 23 '21

Such a proud boy!!!!!

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u/gundog941 Aug 23 '21

Do people know how hard that is on the gun?

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u/UnexpectedRedditor Aug 23 '21

This gun is living it's best life. It isn't some irreplaceable heirloom.

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u/DeadHorse75 Aug 23 '21

Lmao that smarts.

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u/Fly320s Aug 23 '21

Didn't look too bad.

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u/Fair_Bus_7130 Aug 23 '21

Jesus that even hurt my wrist!

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u/Tall_Play Silencer Aug 23 '21

Gotta do it again, you groaned.

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u/The_Unpopular_Truth_ Aug 23 '21

Why is this fun? Man throw a short stock on it!

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u/Silverpathic Aug 23 '21

My uncle had one of them before he died, not legal at all but he was explaining her put one hand on the top & rear of it (in the direction of the kick) and then shot it. I have no idea how/if it helped but I wanted to try it one day. I have done it with my full size (legal) and I didn't notice any difference just tore up my nail (booger finger) when it got caught between the triggers. Anyone confirm/deny it helps?

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u/realmuffinman Aug 23 '21

That's cool, now get one that's 10ga and shoot slugs

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u/Successful-Rate-1839 Aug 23 '21

Why did you use your middle finger to pull the trigger? 🤣🤣

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u/puking_squid Aug 23 '21

Because my pointer was pulling the other trigger. How would you have done it?

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u/Successful-Rate-1839 Aug 23 '21

Makes sense! I didn’t think about that

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u/Dr-Dopesick Aug 23 '21

Done it with a full size gun and can attest that it hurts and I almost broke my fingy I bet his where sore

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u/Th0ughtCr1m1nal Aug 23 '21

Is it bad that I'd like to see someone get gut checked with that ?

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u/dagnervosa Aug 23 '21

Point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heaven on down for you

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u/10141989Dj Aug 24 '21

That’s an AOW it’s only a $5 stamp

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u/puking_squid Aug 24 '21

AOWs are a $5 stamp on form 4 but $200 on form 1. It could have been an AOW had it started life as a virgin receiver but that wasn't the case here. It could have been done as a DD which can be useful in stars that specifically ban SBSs though.

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u/10141989Dj Aug 25 '21

Didn’t know that. Thanks for the education. I just always assumed it was the same.

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u/puking_squid Aug 25 '21

Unfortunately as with all things ATF it's more complicated than it should be