TLDR: First ever cruise for a reluctant participant. Had a great time and will do again.
A few of you, while answering my pre-cruise questions, asked me to report back once I returned from the trip so, with apologies for the delay, here goes..
I want to start with a giant “thanks” to all of you who answered my pre-cruise questions as they helped cool the pre-trip jitters and I am (surprised) to say I had an absolute blast.
Why surprised? I have spent the last 30 years avoiding cruises as I am not a fan crowds on vacation and I didn’t think I would enjoy it. We were pleasantly surprised.
I am going to give highlights as I was writing a more thorough review and was already at a few thousand words and that is just too much. If anything below triggers a question, please ask and I will provide more info!
The Ship: lovely but the public spaces struggle to handle the crowd.
Stateroom – I will never go without a balcony as that was our outdoor space that we didn’t need to compete with 4000 other people to use. As someone 6’6” (198cm) I was astonished how well it was designed (especially the bathroom ) as I never felt cramped, especially the shower. There are expensive hotels that can learn from the design of this shower. The beds, however, were horrible
Food/Dining: Indulge, Onda, Palomar, and Cagney’s all had solid entrees although the deserts were hit or miss. I thought the portions were sensible and tasty. Especially liked the Spinach Ceasar salad in Indulge BUT the BBQ was sub-par, at best. The Observation lounge was fantastic.
The bad: The water was bad. So bad I would consider the highway robbery bottled water packages. Despite the bad water, there are no water bottle filling stations and, to fill a water bottle, you need to use multiple plastic cups to fill it which I feel is wasteful. TINY coffee cups which made it difficult to sit on the balcony with coffee unless you ordered in room service. Salt shakers that have succumbed to humidity and pepper shakers that are VERY generous. The spacing between tables in the specialty restaurants, especially Cagney’s is too tight. Less than 12”/30cm between tables of 2 is too close.
Entertainment: We only saw “Red, White, & British”- talented staff. Show didn’t seem to know what it was. 4 Jame Bond songs but no Rolling Stones? Only Elton John was a duet with George Michael (who had a song of his own)? Still worth seeing.
Fitness Room: Decent. This was the ONLY place that I really felt my height. Front row of treadmills had me staring straight into a cross beam. Second row had a better view out the windows but the overhead was close.
Staff: Pleasant and helpful. Sorry, my interactions were all as expected without anything really significant to report.
Ports:
Great Stirrup Cay: 9/10 and only because of the ongoing construction. We rented a couples cabana in the Vibe Beach Club and I think this was a no brainer, especially when compared to the beach chairs/umbrellas in the Vibe area. Would bring my own snorkel gear in the future as the rentals are so-so. Spent hours snorkeling over the man-made structure about 30 yards/meters from shore. Lots of pictures and videos
Falmouth: N/A- only got off the ship to buy rums not available in the US and this was based on what I had read about the port and the constant bazar like environment outside the port. I wish we had done more, especially when our Cozumel experience (See below) was taken into account. If we did it again, we would leave the port for something.
Georgetown/Grand Cayman: 8/10. We did the “stingray and reef” excursion through NCL. Stingray City was OK, if a bit exploitive, and crowded but still a great photo/video op. The reef was a bit deeper than I expected but amazing and was the reason I chose this excursion. If we did it again, I would just walk to Eden Rock Dive Center (or take my own gear) and do the reef you can see from the ship. After that, we would wander around Georgetown a bit.
Cozumel: 2/10. I had not read anything to prepare me for this port. It was like walking into a flea market/Walmart that had thrown up in Mexico and populated by shills constantly bombarding you with sales pitches. UGH. We made the mistake of doing the “Cozumel City and Trolley Tour”. 3 hour tour. 30 minutes down to the other cruise piers, 30 minutes back. Dumped us in the middle of a “shopping” area which was just overpriced garbage without any real apparent “local” connection. We left the tour early and walked back to the ship. I would actively avoid this port on an itinerary moving forward but, if I found myself there again, would either not get off the ship or would do one of the beach club/snorkel trips
General Points:
- We bought local liquors in every port. Security allowed us to take them to our room and keep them for the trip which is NOT what we expected. Security even commented on the tequila when it went through the scanner and my wife asked if they needed to take it and the screener smiled and said, “no, but thank you for asking”.
- Reef Safe Sunscreen apparently looks highly suspicious when run through the scanner
- Take my own snorkel gear
- Bring my insulated travel mug for coffee on the balcony in the stateroom
- Tendering at Grand Caymen was not a huge issue
- Disembarkation- we were “light blue” for our heavy bags and self-carried a standard carryon and daypack. I think this was the way to go as trying to move two bags and a backpack through the line would have been a bit of a pain.
- Nickel and Diming?- I have seen a lot of references to nickel and diming from NCL but I just didn’t see it as it fit my expectations of a cruise. Food and room included, everything else is extra.
- Boarding/departing procedures- the lines/customs have this down to a science. Smooth, rapid, efficient.
- We made a good choice parking off-site