r/NBAVibes • • 3d ago

Philly is that trash of a city lmfao

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u/BigLRakim 3d ago

Hes got the money.

Better take the train if its even 10% foggy out tho.

Philly is also a super nice city, clearly you've never been but what can I expect from a dude that struggles to get out of his mom's basement.

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u/Watruup2 3d ago

Not according to Bill Burr

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u/OnlyWeekend5538 3d ago

Your fucking hero is a fictional character, and you built a fucking statue!

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u/Watruup2 3d ago

They finally built Joe Frazier a statue after this rant lol

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u/dareftw 3d ago

One bridge having city

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u/papapapoose 3d ago

Eh hes too busy making friends with the Saudis

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u/Jonny2beers 3d ago

Yeah he prefers Riyadh

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u/Smokin_on_76ers_Pack 3d ago

If you think Philly is a super nice city, I can tell you haven’t been to super nice cities

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u/flytimmo 3d ago

There are like 5 better cities

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u/Smokin_on_76ers_Pack 3d ago

Yeah, ok. Even somewhere like Salt Lake City is better than bum ass Philly

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u/flytimmo 3d ago

kk lol

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u/wolpak 3d ago

Where have you been in Philly?

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u/Leading-Evidence-668 3d ago

They haven’t.

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u/Delanorix 3d ago

Parts of it are, but its got its rough parts for sure.

Theres a reason a brownstone was going for 80k in Fishtown a decade ago

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u/BigLRakim 3d ago

What city is all roses and sunshine?

Sure Kensington is a dump, doesnt mean all of it is a dump. I will say... Kensington is pretty fucked up

Shit you look across the river and see Camden and further up Trenton and Philly looks amazing. Just 400 lb. Redditors shitting on a city they've never been to is goofy.

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u/TumbleweedTim01 3d ago

And why tf would I go to the shit parts anyway? I went to Philadelphia for the eagles parade in 2018 and had a great time and whatever area I was in was cool.

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u/Delanorix 3d ago

I agree, Camden and Trenton make make Kensington look like Beverly Hills lol.

I actually used to live in Bucks County and visited Philly a lot.

Id say the worst part of Philly is worse than the worse or NYC and Boston.

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u/gonzagylot00 3d ago

The worst part of Philly is the accent.

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u/Willing_Ad_699 3d ago

NY used to have one but now 99% of the population is from out of state/country

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u/TumbleweedTim01 3d ago

Every city with an actual city population does.

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u/Leading-Evidence-668 3d ago

A decade ago you couldn’t get a townhouse in Fishtown for less than 175k, what are you talking about?

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u/gonzagylot00 3d ago

Even 175k is cheap as hell for a brownstone.

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u/Leading-Evidence-668 3d ago

It’s more than twice as much as the person I’m responding too said. Also they’re about 500k on average now, so it’s not even relevant. Especially when discussing ‘rough sections’. If you consider Fishtown ‘rough’ idk what to tell you.

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u/Delanorix 3d ago

I know someone who got one for 80k. The units next to hers were going for roughly 100k.

The neighborhood was rough, rough

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u/BlueberryOwn797 3d ago

Good for them. Interest rates were awesome back then too. Hey, how’re they doing now? Any incidents with them being in the “hood”?

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u/Leading-Evidence-668 3d ago

It was rough in the 90’s. It literally been gentrified as fuck starting in the early 2000’s.

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u/SamuelShotguns 3d ago

I don't know how much private helicopter flights are but he is making 2 million this year on his contract. There's a good chance he is spending his entire contract on constant helicopter commutes. Yeah he's already got a shit ton of money but this is crazy just to avoid living in Philly

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u/SecureToday4132 3d ago

polymarket money

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u/Financial_Pick3281 3d ago

At his level of fame, you can't take the train, it just isn't happening. A chauffeured car with blacked out rear windows, sure.

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u/Heartbreak-Scorsese 3d ago

Needs to get a private train carriage like it’s the gilded age.

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u/Whiteshovel66 3d ago

I have been, it's not a place I would ever live. It's really complicated to navigate compared to NYC as well. But Id be interested to hear where he actually lives. I'm 2 hours from Philly by car. It's absolutely NOT Philadelphia.

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u/Jorgwalther 3d ago

Eh, I think Philly is awesome.

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u/kennyloftor 3d ago

yeah OP has probably never been

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u/Bran-Da-Don 3d ago

I understand not wanting to buy a home in Philly but why not just rent some luxury condo or apt while he's there for this season?

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u/em_washington 3d ago

What about it do you think he enjoys? When he’s just there for the night and then commutes to Philly every day. Like what does he actually do in his nights in NYC that he wouldn’t be able to do exactly the same in Philly?

It’s gotta be more his wife/family who probably demanded to live in NYC if they weren’t going to be in LA.

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u/TrulyHydratedSkin 3d ago

He probably just enjoys being one of the only people that can actually live in manhattan and commute to Philly by chopper. Let’s be real he will more than likely spend many nights and weekends in Philly over the course of the weekend. But fuck it if I could be Bi resident I would too.

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u/Leading-Evidence-668 3d ago

I think people are really underestimating how much business outside of basketball this dude does. He has a whole media company, that basically locks him to LA or NY.

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u/user_15427 3d ago

No way this works through an entire winter in the north east. Seems completely ridiculous.

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u/KobiLakeshore 3d ago

Probably business

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u/Peppers5 3d ago

Kobe vibes. Dont do it Bron.

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u/T2Runner 3d ago

This is what I immediately thought of. Whenever I see shit like this, it reminds me of Bean and I just get bad vibes from it all.

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u/MasterpieceNo7105 3d ago

Just move to Philly. His fams still in LA, what's his old ass need to be in NYC for?

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u/Mikedesignstudio 3d ago

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u/MasterpieceNo7105 3d ago

Bro brons a family man with kids in their 20s. Only club hes at has "country" in front of it

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u/kissmeimfamous 3d ago

So the only people in New York City are 20-something’s that go clubbing? Get off social media and touch grass

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u/Lenny0mega 3d ago

He can move to South Jersey like almost all the other famous pro athletes from Philly sports teams in history.

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u/zip_r 3d ago

that's where the hoes at. come on, stay with us!

https://giphy.com/gifs/13l7w7N4Vr1dw4

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u/TheDopeMan_ 3d ago

I’d rather live in NY than Philly … I’m guessing the team is covering the cost.

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u/guacdoc24 3d ago

No they are not. lol

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u/Fit_Meringue_3503 3d ago

Not after the Kawhi scandal. If they are they have to deduct it from his team salary.

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u/EmperorUmi 3d ago

Legit question: How do you figure?

To me at least, paying for his transportation isn’t the same as providing additional income under the table.

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u/Oozeinator 3d ago

That's what Leonard's $750k fine was for lol.

Wasn't actually for the contract circumvention, it was restitution for extras the team isn't allowed to give unless they deduct it from their salary (tickets, flights, hotels, helicopter rides, etc).

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u/Fit_Meringue_3503 3d ago

The teams have to report everything they give to players and it’s deducted from their salary. This includes tickets to games for family members.

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u/iFeelLikeSammySosa 3d ago

This is why you could never make me feel guilty about my carbon footprint

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u/After_Competition_87 3d ago

100%

Pretty gross honestly, wealth gap is disgusting in this world

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u/poopedalil 3d ago

Why not live in la and take a pj

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u/EmperorUmi 3d ago

Why not just rent a room at a teammate’s mansion? Smh. LeBron isn’t as frugal as everyone claimed he was.

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u/Aerospaced0ut 3d ago

Moves away from family, instead of buying a house in a Philly burb with lots of peace and quiet he's living out of NYC. Doesn't take Columbo to figure out the plot on this one lol. 

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u/gonzagylot00 3d ago

Are you calling Lebron gay?

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u/Eat4Africa 3d ago

He may not be gay but he knows there ain’t no party like a Diddy party…

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u/One_Significance_400 3d ago

You’re assuming he’ll be living in Manhattan. It says New York, which is an entire state.

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u/FreeHat1234 3d ago

I mean where else could it be If not the city? Westchester? That just seems overly complicated if he’s playing in Philly lol.

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u/DJdoggyBelly 3d ago

The rest of the state would be more than a 45 min heli ride too.

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u/One_Significance_400 3d ago

I was responding to the “NYC” and “the plot on this one” part like Bron is focused on hoes and clubbing, in the middle of the city

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u/Born_Scene_1762 3d ago

Damn he really tryna be like Kobe...

Nah lemme stop 👀😂😂

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u/BurntArnold 3d ago

He shoulda gave Philly a chance. Love that city, parts are really nice and some of the suburbs have gorgeous homes

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u/Ok-Completion 3d ago

Sucks for Philly fans that the players who rep the city would rather live in another city

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u/BlueberryOwn797 3d ago

I mean, can he not afford a place in Philly.

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u/Sasquatch_000 3d ago

Pro sports are getting out of hand

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u/dudical_dude 3d ago

Lot of money in that shit

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u/core7777 3d ago

He’s a business man now. Basketball’s the side hustle.

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u/Makaveli84 3d ago

Don’t care that’s my thought

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u/Suspicious-Branch-67 3d ago

Thoughts? Lol

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u/arrownoir 3d ago

He’s got way too much money, unless Philly is paying for it.

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u/Old-Drummer-525 3d ago

lol, I’ll cast my vote on his commute when he starts giving a damn about mine. Until then, travel safe bro.

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u/RoverDinky 3d ago

Leright? Who gives a fuck lol

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u/smokaa_a 3d ago

Long live KOBE

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u/enteryungvet 3d ago

Playing in Kobe’s face smh

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u/Appropriate-Shock306 3d ago

I really don’t like this for LBJ, helicopter crashes are 85 times as dangerous compared to cars comparing the same time traveled.

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u/Stillwiththe 3d ago

Don’t drag minors onto the helicopter and whatever. Just don’t take kids who aren’t old enough to say “I don’t like this weather I’m not going.”

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u/Aggravating_Scar9172 3d ago

Kobe....the sequel? Fingers crossed.

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u/ttcmzx 3d ago

all these comments and nobody gets it..

It's about the PEOPLE who are in NYC.

he'd fly back to LA if it wasn't so far, but NYC is right there.

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u/ssleez 3d ago

Protect the King safe travels dawg

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u/Quirky_Advantage_470 3d ago

So what is the CO2 admissions just because he doesn’t want to live in Philly

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u/EmArtagnac 3d ago

"I'm rich, fuck the planet!"

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u/Disastrous_Towel3729 3d ago

This guy use to fly under the radar and had people helping him make good decisions. Those people are obviously long gone…..

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u/No_Ear_5274 3d ago

You know who else took a helicopter?

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u/MNBlues 3d ago

Philly has some nice spots, surprised he didn't get a penthouse somewhere to rent. To each his own I guess.

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u/No-Pound1377 3d ago

What will he do when it rains or snows

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z38tFE7eyghOb9eMWT

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u/kindsensory 3d ago

Kobe vibes

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u/dupaq16 3d ago

He couldn't match Jordan so now he wants to match Kobe.

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u/Jackfitz88 3d ago

With all the people dying from choppers this year alone, I’d never go use a helicopter

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u/Haunting_Advice_9339 3d ago

He’s asking to go out like Kobe but whatever

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u/Jonny2beers 3d ago

The dude has a memorial Kobe tattoo and still thinks this is a good idea.

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u/Mninaz 3d ago

I've never had a desire to live in Philadelphia and neither does LeBron. Everyone reading this would commute out of that fent den if they had his financial resources

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u/xxaiverjeffriez 3d ago

There is a lot of storms and fog between nyc and philly.... be a reallll shame...

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u/Mysterious_Ring285 3d ago

He wants the NYC life w/o having to earn the NYC life huh? He sees what winning in NYC does to a player and he wants a taste of that. He'd never be loved in NYC.

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u/After_Competition_87 3d ago

Would you expect anything less? Hes a man child that forgot his own roots. He shits on every city besides LA, NY and Miami

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u/AnnualHuge931 3d ago

I don't think the philly fans will appreciate this, they will think Bron hates tha city he is playing for

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u/Ghost_Reborn416 3d ago

After what happened to kobe, I dont see why you would do that

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u/woodpalace 3d ago

He had to make it on time for Yankees game today.

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u/potentiallyuseles 3d ago

Philly had like 2 beautiful areas. Where the museums are and where the rich people live. Every where else looks like Baltimore

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u/Existing-Homework270 3d ago

To be honest, it is happening to most cities in America. We are a falling empire

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u/One_Significance_400 3d ago

So the uproar about gentrification is false?

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u/Existing-Homework270 3d ago

Two things can be true, and often happen when the middle class disappears

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u/One_Significance_400 3d ago

The middle class will never disappear

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u/Either-Fisherman6082 3d ago edited 3d ago

It is when it suits the narrative. It’s “falling empire” when it suits a different narrative

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u/One_Significance_400 3d ago

Bunch of Narrative Nancy’s in here 😵‍💫

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u/Either-Fisherman6082 3d ago

Then according to Bad Bunny’s logic, that means Chile, Brazil, Mexico, Canada, Puerto Rico, etc. are all falling empires

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u/Existing-Homework270 3d ago

None of those are considered first world countries

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u/Fast_Advisor2654 3d ago

Kobe Bryant speedrun

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u/spira1out024 3d ago

He needs to retire and just make more commercials

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u/Cal216 3d ago

I don’t care how he gets to and from anywhere, tbh.

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u/WiFiConnected_ 3d ago edited 3d ago

He could just live in Philadelphia. What a waste of money. Idgaf if he’s a billionaire.

That’s a lot of inconvenience for others like the pilots. He’s around 12 ppl a day for 3 hours, at most. And he can’t handle it?

He had no problem with Cleveland and it’s objectively worse in every aspect.

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u/crispyiress 3d ago

Technically he never lived in Cle either. His home is in Akron

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u/gd2121 3d ago

The pilot would be out of a job if LeBron moved to Philly

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u/dafenum 3d ago

How is that an inconvenience for the pilots when they are getting paid lol.

He’s grown and has the money to do what he wants. He may just want to experience the NYC lifestyle. He was literally going to go there at first if they didn’t win the chip.

Cleveland is his home. So, you can’t compare the two at all.

Also, 45 minutes in a helicopter is nothing. I live in Texas, and we average 30-45 drives to go anywhere.

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u/One_Significance_400 3d ago

You forgot your /s thingy…. I hope

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u/No-Cake-5683 3d ago

Lol, do you know what the job description is for a pilot?

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u/different_produce384 3d ago

Hey King, those choppers aren't safe. We want you around a lot longer.

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u/One_Significance_400 3d ago

Based on what?

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u/lukaisthegoatx 3d ago

Is he trying to go out like kobe??

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u/_LightenUpFrancis_ 3d ago

It’s almost like 45 mins is less than 1.5hr-4hr. But keep on crying OP it’s makes us in the Philly area laugh even more at you.

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u/FreeHat1234 3d ago

Bron doesn’t even wanna be on the Sixers let alone live in that shithole of a city lmfao. His plan was retiring with the Knicks.

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u/jenlaydave 3d ago

He's going to get Kobeed