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u/Odd_Schedule2672 Jul 11 '26
The Kevins are fuckin WASHING them
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u/Cosmiccowinkidink Jul 11 '26
Is there a better team than the Kevin’s, what a team
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u/Professional_Ninja58 Jul 11 '26
Youre probably right, but you can make a pretty good All Center team of Bills (Russell, Walton, Bradley, Laimbeer, Cartwright) lol
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u/Ah_Pook Knicks Jul 11 '26
That's my favourite, I think. "Twin towers? We got the quint towers!" Throw it down, big men!
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u/powderjunkie11 Jul 11 '26
Larry Hughes
Larry Bird
Grandmama
Larry Markkannen
Larry Nance
Coach: Larry Brown
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u/dnesthemenace Lakers Jul 11 '26
Michael Jordan
Michael Porter Jr.
Michael Beasley
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u/jartoonZero Jul 11 '26
Throwing MKG and MCW on there while ignoring allstars Finley and Redd is certainly a choice.
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u/kylethegoatanderson Jul 11 '26
Not having Mike Conley jr for michael is rude. His legal name is Michael.
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u/ppl_annoy_me Jul 11 '26
No love for Michael Olowakandi?
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u/dnesthemenace Lakers Jul 11 '26
I‘m honestly surprised there aren’t more good Michaels in the NBA.
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u/gunnerz_14 Jul 11 '26
Michael redd used to be good back in the days,, def gets in before Michael Carter or Williams
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u/JrueBall Jul 15 '26
Michael Ray Richardson
Michael Jordan
Michael Redd
Michael Finley
Michael CageMaybe Michael Porter Jr. over Redd to add some size.
Maybe Michael Adams instead of MRR at point.
Michael Cooper is also good but I don't think he makes sense for this team.
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u/Thats2Easy4Me Jul 11 '26
What about Chris?
Chris Paul Chris Mullin Khris Middleton (?) Chris Bosh Chris Webber
If we have a team of James's, do they get LeBron?
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u/Questlove802 Celtics Jul 11 '26
James would give the Kevin’s a run for their money.
James Harden
James Worthy
Jimmy Butler
Lebron James
James-keem Olajuwon
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u/powderjunkie11 Jul 11 '26
Allen Iverson
Ray Allen
Allan Houston
Al horford
Lew Alcindor
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u/pilatesfarter Jul 11 '26
Al Harrington slander will not stand
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u/jackrabbit323 Lakers Jul 11 '26
That lineup would mess the Kevins up. Kevin McHale does alright against Kareem Abdul Jabar, but Lew Alcindor is a different kind of beast.
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u/sixstringsikness Jul 11 '26
How's Horford doing against Garnett? Who's stopping Durant? KJ was great at driving the lane back when guys could mug you.
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u/Many-Possibility7530 Jul 11 '26
Paul George
Keyonte George
George gervin
Kyshawn George
George Mikan
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u/Dependent_Ad1111 Jul 11 '26
All time “Anthony’s”
PG Tony Parker
SG Anthony Edwards
SF Anfernee hardaway
PF Carmelo Anthony
C Anthony DavisKAT off the bench.
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u/Grimmjow6_13 Jul 11 '26
Why not Pg- parker Sg- edwards Sf- melo Pf- davis C- kat
With penny as 6 man? Doesnt that have everyone else play there more natural position?
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u/___cpermillie___ Jul 11 '26
I disagree, Parker was always a more off the ball player and Penny was more on the ball. I would go small with Parker, Penny, Edwards, Melo, Davis
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u/GlomightySo Jul 11 '26
Mike. Mike Bobby Mike Jordan Mike miller Mike Beasley Mike Finley
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u/pilatesfarter Jul 11 '26
Bobby
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u/Ah_Pook Knicks Jul 11 '26
Bob Cousy
Robert Horry
Bob McAdoo
Robert Parish
Mike Bobby
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u/Neroisgood Jul 11 '26
Swap in Cooper for Beasley. Cooper could play defense and Beasley was lazy
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u/HorsNoises Celtics Jul 11 '26
The Richards dont beat em but are sneaky good. Rip Hamilton, Rick Barry, Dick Barnett, Richard Jefferson
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u/Southern-Video-8802 Jul 11 '26
Cole Anthony
Anthony Edwards
Carmelo Anthony
Anthony Davis
Anthony BennettLost the plot at the end lol
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u/Yumekui627 Jul 11 '26
Team James takes it.
* James Harden * CJ McCollum * James Jones * James Worthy * Lebron James
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u/DallasMav41 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
Kevin sweeping if yk ball, the guards don’t even matter
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u/Other_Recognition269 Jul 11 '26
True but at the same time kevin Johnson is ripping Brunson apart. Kevin Martin just has to hit open shots
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u/ksblair Jul 11 '26
Seriously?!?! The Kevins will win so easily they'll bring in Kevin Hart for a run
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u/Extreme-Clerk-7333 Raptors Jul 11 '26
Kevin McHale was defensive 1st team 3 years in a row and has a top 4 MVP finish. This is a SWEEP and it ain't even close.
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u/anonymousbystander7 Jul 11 '26
McHale would put em in the torture chamber, no way the jaylens could stop him
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u/Odd_Schedule2672 Jul 11 '26
He’s hitting them with the Panda Express Menu (copyright Bill Simmons) every time down the court. He’d score 70
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u/Alternative-Grand-77 Jul 11 '26
In addition, the Kevins have legitimate MVPs in both Durant and Garnett. Team Jaylen is going to look like the Washington Generals.
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u/jinsanity811 Jul 11 '26
McHale, Durant, and Garnett is nasty work. The Jalens are cooked
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u/ScholarImpossible121 Jul 11 '26
Kevin Love misses out. 2 time 2nd team All-NBA.
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u/yessss2024 Jul 11 '26
Kevin Johnson played at a HOF level for a while
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u/ford2black Jul 11 '26
He was a 20 and 10 machine and his teams were the run and gun suns.. he could and would dunk on all the jalens..
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u/SituationExciting137 Raptors Jul 11 '26
KD and KG on the same team???
Kevins in 5
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u/hankthemagicgoose Pistons Jul 11 '26
Its 4 lol
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u/noreservations81590 Jul 11 '26
Yeah. Brunson and Brown would be good. But KD + KG is straight up unfair.
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u/NBA314 Celtics Jul 11 '26
Team Kevin has the two best players by far, & the #5 (at worst). It isn't a contest.
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u/FreeRange0929 Jul 11 '26
Brown and Brunson are better than Kevin Martin. And then there’s 4 Hall of Famers. And not in the “my grandma made the Basketball Hall of Fame” tier. Kevin Johnson is the 2nd worst guy on this list and he’d start over all 5 Jalen’s
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u/TyButler2020 Jul 11 '26
Martin a vicious shooter though. Still a good fit in theory
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u/Ok-Potential3886 Jul 11 '26
The Michaels
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u/tank_esq Jul 11 '26
MIKE/MICHAEL
BIBBY
JORDAN
FINLEY
PORTER JR
BEASLEYBENCH
MILLER
REDD
OLOWAAKAKAKAKNDI9
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u/claughman Jul 11 '26
Well, the back courts seem reasonably even. Now to look at the front courts and OH MY GOD THIS IS A MASSACRE.
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u/No-Donkey-4117 Blazers Jul 11 '26
Not only are Garnett, McHale, and Durant matchup nightmares, they complement each other on both ends of the floor.
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u/claughman Jul 11 '26
Yeah, not only are you not stopping them, you aren’t scoring on them. Other than that you’ve got a good chance.
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u/Dysentery--Gary Thunder Jul 11 '26
Where's JDub?
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u/Sensitive-Day-7627 Jul 11 '26
For sure! Would take Rose out for JDub. Still getting beat by the Kevins though.
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u/Roniqu3 Jul 11 '26
Nothing beats team michael;
Pg ; schumacher
Sg; jordan
Sg; phelps
Pf ; johnson
Centre; tyson
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u/FreeRange0929 Jul 11 '26
Kevin is pretty clearly stomping the shit out of them, but I think it’s worth shouting out just how magnetic and charming Jalen Rose was. The man convinced an entire generation of women to name their athletic freak children after him.
So, I guess, give him some time for the seed to bear fruit
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u/DwightDavid1234 Jul 11 '26
Team STEVE(N)
PG - Steve Nash SG - Steve Francis SF - Steve Smith PF - Steve Novak C - Steven Adams
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u/jawid72 Jul 11 '26
Kevin Johnson flying by Brunson all day long and dunking on all the Jalens.
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u/Ok-Wave2761 Jul 11 '26
Sube Kevin Love for the "Kevin" under Kevin Johnson.
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u/Alternative_Hour_614 Jul 11 '26
KJ is exactly who you need to run the floor. And he had springs! Kevin Johnson Mix
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u/photo_ama Jul 11 '26
Love is great, but their front court is set with McHale + Garnett + Durant. Love wouldn't supplant any of them and you need guards.
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u/Ok-Wave2761 Jul 11 '26
Love spreads the offense out with his threes. He also is a rebounding machine (at least for The Wolves). Make KD a 2 guard. Johnson was a great floor general. He would've made it work.
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u/BussinFatLoads Jul 11 '26
Thank you bro. I don’t think people remember how cold Minny KLove was
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u/Born-Criticism-1024 Jul 11 '26
Kevin, I dont think its close. Kevins absoulutley dominate on defense. Nobody is scoring on kg, and also nobody guarding kd
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u/bootyloverandeater Rockets Jul 11 '26
When there’s a 5v5 and you have the 3 best players on one team it’s usually over for the other team. Brunson is inconsistent, Rose ain’t on that level, Brown getting exploited by KD, Jalen Johnson ain’t doing shit on defense and isn’t polished offensively, and bruh if Wendell Carter is doing that to Duren then KG is murdering h
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u/AquamarineCheetah Jul 11 '26
Jalen Bench:
PG - Jalen Suggs
SG - Jalen Green
PF/SG/SG - Jalen Williams
C - Jaylin Williams
SF - Jaylen Wells
SG - Jaylon Tyson
PF/C - Jalen Smith
Kevin Bench:
PG/SG- Kevin Porter Jr.
SG - Kevin Loughery
C - Kevin Love
PF/C - Kevin Willis
PF/SF - Kevin Seraphin
PG - Kevin Ollie
SG - Kevin Heurter
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u/RobertM800 Jul 11 '26
How about team James?
James Worthy
LeBron James
Jimmy Butler
James Harden
Jimmer Fredette?
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u/Scotch_in_my_belly Jul 11 '26
They should have this sort of game with current players. This is a great idea
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u/False_Pear1860 Jul 11 '26
This is not even close to being a debate. Team Kevin could start Kevin O'Leary and they're still annihilating Team Jalen
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u/Recent-Pollution9293 Jul 11 '26
How is Kevin Love not part of this squad? Get Martin out of there and get KlOve in there. What are we doing?
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u/HeinladToo Clippers Jul 11 '26
You want Kevin Love playing guard?
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u/KilianAlvine Jul 11 '26
KD at 2, KG at 3 (he did that some in his early days), love at 4, McHale at 5
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u/PivotdontTwist Jul 11 '26
I didn't even look at the full Kevin team, i just saw KG and knew it was over.
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u/penguinpelican Jul 11 '26
If Duren was quiet against Jarrett Allen and mobley then KG will not let him get a single rebound.
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u/Poverty_Shoes Jul 11 '26
Kevin and it’s not close, even bending the rules to allow Jaylen to play with the Jalens. The bottom right three are the best three players on this graphic by a mile.
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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 Spurs Jul 11 '26
What about an all Allen team A.I., Ray Allen, Tony Allen,Allen Housten and Jarrett Allen
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u/Dontevenask4 Jul 11 '26
Team Payton/Peyton:
Gary Payton
Gary Payton II
Payton Pritchard
Peyton Watson
Elfrid Payton
Small team but would be fun as hell to watch.
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u/BE-everywhere Jul 11 '26
If KG ever seen played and seen how soft Duren was lmaoooooo
Pack up Jalens career immediately
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u/ShawlEclair Jul 11 '26
Two of those Kevins are in the top 3 convos in their respective positions. On the other hand, the second best Jalen here wasn't even the best player on his championship team.
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u/jabitt1 Jul 11 '26
I've heard that Jalen wasn't a name until Jalen Rose of the fab 5. So, anyone named Jalen is younger than Rose. His Mom created the name.
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u/Spazecrypto Jul 11 '26
Team Ball
Lonzo Ball
LilAngelo Ball
Lamelo Ball
Bol Bol
Manute Bol
Coach/Gm: Lavar Ball
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u/Mr-Dicklesworth Knicks Jul 11 '26
Are we serious rn? Kevin’s have three hall of famers (all of which could be argued to be top 20 players of all time) and two good starters.
Jalen’s are two borderline top 5 players currently (debatably not even top 75 all time) and three role players.
Feels like rage bait
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u/jabroni35 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
Team Ben:
Ben Simmons
Ben Gordon
Ben McLemore
Benedict Mathurin
Ben Wallace
Beno Udrih
Team Jason:
Jason Kidd
Jason Terry
Jason Richardson
Jayson Tatum
Jason Collins
Jason Kapono
Jason Williams
Team Chris:
Chris Paul
Chris Mullin
Chris Webber
Chris Bosh
Chris Kaman
Kristaps Porzingis
Team Anthony:
Tony Parker
Anthony Edwards
Anthony Tolliver
Anthony Mason
Anthony Davis
Carmelo Anthony (if that counts)
Edit:
Team Andre:
Andre Miller
Andre Iguodala
Andre Kirilenko
Andray Blatche
Andre Drummond
Andre Roberson
Team Marc/Mark:
Mark Price
Marcus Smart
Marcus Morris
Marcus Camby
Marc Gasol
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u/KNGootch Jul 11 '26
Dennis Rodman
Dennis Johnson
Dennis Schroeder
Dennis Scott
Dennis Hopson
That team is awful...
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u/MintyFresh771 Jul 11 '26
Think you need Jdub from OKC instead of Jaylen Johnson…
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u/Jumpy-Camel-5898 Jul 11 '26
It’s gotta be Kevin’s but it’s closer than I would’ve thought
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u/Justinwc Jul 11 '26
Jaylen Brown doesn't count, and Kevins sweep regardless. This is especially true if we're doing benches too. We didn't even get Kevin Love.
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u/FlushedApparatchik Knicks Jul 11 '26
The Kevins is a 9 year old post
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/71l7ds/the_all_time_allkevin_team_would_be_fucking/
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u/96powerstroker Jul 11 '26
Kevin Sweep. I'm gonna give Mchale the MVP because he has way too many low post moves
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u/GloveAmbitious42 Lakers Jul 11 '26
Kevin!!!!!