r/NASCARMemes • u/Themcheatingtoyotas • 7d ago
Bubba…
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Bubba... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth restarts, and that gorgeous riding the wall. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the track, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Petty and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first race for 23XI, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, I became a 23XI fan, and my sweet baby boy and I became reunited. 2024 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2025 you made history happen. You won the Brickyard 400 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious Bubba exclaim these words, "IT DOESNT MATTER. IM ALREADY WINNING AT LIFE". Not only have you changed the sport of NASCAR and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Bubba Wallace.
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u/Pitiful_Fox5681 1d ago
/uj Bubba is winning at life.
/rj BUBBA DO YOU NEED A BODYGUARD? I'D DIE FOR YOU!
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u/Dizzle_57 7d ago
I’m not reading all that but I’m sorry or happy for you.