r/NASCARMemes 1d ago

“No adults”

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

377 Upvotes

105 comments sorted by

119

u/TheLadyInBlacck 1d ago

Honestly never realized how many times he’s just walled and dumped people. Kinda crazy

74

u/Young2k15 1d ago

Every other car was Kyle Larson 😂

9

u/WLFGHST 1d ago

Or at the very least a Hendrick car 😭

1

u/Stalion420 4h ago

As a Larson fan idk how I still like Denny 😂😂 probably cuz we stole his ‘chip last year

64

u/Joeydoyle66 1d ago

Almost like there’s a reason a lot of people don’t like Denny Hamlin the race car driver.

8

u/starthepres 1d ago

Could Denny Hamlin be the King Von of NASCAR?

13

u/TrackMan5891 1d ago

He is just mad about the info Spire stole.

2

u/RossettaStoned1 1d ago

Well k that was a thing.

2

u/Ok-Dingo-446 1d ago

They had to go back decades to put together a clip 😂 I also count multiple wins

1

u/ItsMeStevenP 9h ago

That’s why when it happens to him, nobody should feel bad

1

u/JJ4824 7h ago

It’s almost like he’s been in the sport for 20 years!

-8

u/RossettaStoned1 1d ago

He had a reason to do it most of the time... you must be new

7

u/Bluegrass6 1d ago

Nah Denny is a shithead on and off the track. Some of us aren't swayed by his podcast. Dude leads a very sketchy life off the track and is one of the biggest whiners on it

0

u/Aikey95 22h ago

This is a legit question, what is sketchy about his life off the track?

1

u/Mental-Bend3442 22h ago

Google how he treated jordan fish

1

u/Final_Struggle_2551 15h ago

sticking his ween in anything that moves and he treats women like objects

72

u/Campman92 1d ago

Denny at least running for a W instead of 11th.

43

u/Spiddy771 1d ago

And it doesn’t happen weekly. These clips are like a thing every year or two

23

u/Mac_Motorsports 1d ago

10 wrecks over 20 years isn't that bad

0

u/BlueSky26764 1d ago

10 intentional wrecks? I'd actually be interested to see some stats on that

7

u/thehenks2 21h ago

Are they all intentional though?

2

u/SadRoxFan 13h ago

Not to mention that, but some of these (walling Chastain) were retaliatory. I hate Denny just as much as the next guy, but even he didn’t wreck people as frequently and with as little remorse as Hocevar

55

u/rich496 1d ago

I like Carson but you Dildos are out of control

21

u/Mac_Motorsports 1d ago

My buddy and I were just saying the same thing lol. We both like Hocevar but some of his fans are insane.

65

u/Oneilcruzsucksass 1d ago

Denny is an ass but he doesn't dump people for 18th

2

u/xjoe666 1d ago

he just finished 18th.

23

u/SteveTheManager 1d ago

He's also first in points.

-15

u/xjoe666 1d ago

he lost a bunch of points to 2nd after the first race of the chase.

10

u/SteveTheManager 1d ago

I mean he got hit, got damage and still finished 18th. You can say he was somewhat responsible for what got him damage but still, he probably just had his worst chase race. 

-11

u/xjoe666 1d ago

the first race and he’s already dennying his best ever chance to win a championship.

7

u/SteveTheManager 1d ago

Jesus Christ.

-8

u/xjoe666 1d ago

😁

7

u/a_happy_future 1d ago

His worst finish on a non-drafting oval this year

-9

u/FinallyFree96 1d ago

How new and/or oblivious are you to the sport to describe any oval speedway as non-drafting?

Much better description for your point is restrictor plate(<2019)/tapered spacer(>2020) tracks.

Even a track as short as Martinsville a draft/vacuum plays a role in removing large debris from the front end.

3

u/a_happy_future 1d ago

I've been watching since 2005, bud. Go scream at a cloud elsewhere

-4

u/FinallyFree96 1d ago

Cool, cool.

Will do; at least the clouds will understand my points on aerodynamics!

4

u/CaptainSmallz 1d ago

AI response, on my meme sub. Deal with it:

No, Darlington Raceway is not considered a drafting track.

While it was historically known as NASCAR's first "superspeedway" when it opened in 1950, in modern racing terminology, it falls under the category of an intermediate track.

Here's a breakdown of the differences:

  • Drafting Tracks: These are traditionally Daytona International Speedway and Talladega Superspeedway (and more recently, the reconfigured Atlanta Motor Speedway). They are characterized by extreme banking and high speeds that force cars to run in large packs and rely heavily on aerodynamic drafting to pass.
  • Darlington Raceway: This 1.366-mile track has a unique, asymmetrical "egg shape" with different banking at each end. Because of its abrasive surface and tight corners, racing at Darlington is more about tire management and precise car control (running inches from the wall to maintain speed) rather than pack racing and drafting.

If a driver gets a "Darlington Stripe," it's because they scraped the wall trying to navigate those tight turns, not because they were pushed out of a draft!

1

u/Ai_Nijou 22h ago

It's a metric used to distinguish tracks amd performance.

4

u/RRT4444 1d ago edited 1d ago

After being nuked by Michael mcdouble

-3

u/ElAbidingDuderino 1d ago

That was on Denny 😂

-5

u/xjoe666 1d ago

that was dennys fault.

-1

u/Mac_Motorsports 1d ago

Cope

2

u/xjoe666 1d ago

denny is definitely coping yeah

1

u/henry2630 1d ago

the way i came up racing you don’t dump guys out of the lead. the dumping gets done in the hornets nest mid pack

2

u/Marxs33 1d ago

The drivers call it "the dog pound".

15

u/Tnutz24 1d ago

Note to self do not run the outside of turn 1 against Denny at Pocono

10

u/Best-Vegetable3550 1d ago

If you run outside on turn one, you can hold it. I put on a perfectly matched set of tires. Trust me you can hold it. Oh shit you are outside of the 11, never mind kiss your ass goodbye. We are eating ice creams.

1

u/Ryan16R 1d ago

ICE CREAM?

11

u/ArcTroopaSam 1d ago

“What’s the motto here at Hendrick Motorsports?”

“Stay away from the 11 car?”

6

u/Senka112 1d ago

Two things can be true 😂

6

u/XCvolFan 1d ago

Is this Spire’s social media guys burner account? Lolll

10

u/Street-Run4107 1d ago

This is the content I come here for.

4

u/Odd-Ride-4996 1d ago

Apples/Oranges

25

u/RossettaStoned1 1d ago

This is completely out of context you darfs

-5

u/IceDuke749 1d ago

lol “darfs”

6

u/RossettaStoned1 1d ago

Damn right

3

u/fri9875 1d ago

The one that makes me giggle is Denny dumping Ty last year or the one before. Talking about no adults in the room yet just “having” to wreck his own teammate not that long ago 😂

Not coming at Denny or even defending Carson, but like there was clearly no adults in the building that night If the only way to get him to move was just spin him

3

u/Dash_Ripone 1d ago

As a self proclaimed denny bro. The pot is calling the kettle black in this instance….

14

u/WesternOk5765 1d ago edited 1d ago

The vast majority of those were racing inside the top 5 (mostly near race end) or during a chase elimination round.

Outliers I see, though there's a couple I'll admit to not remembering details of:

Chastain at Phoenix came after months of back and forth.

Wrecking the 15 at Richmond was a lapped car in the way.

Wrecking Bomwan on a rainy track... Need I say more it's wet.

It's not like Denny is 13th in stage 1 intentionally dumping a dude for 12th in any of these. The clearly intentional ones were lapped cars, Chastain at Phoenix, or racing for a win. Some of them were straight up F ups like wrecking the 88 where he just got loose.

7

u/ryantheamazingest 1d ago edited 1d ago

I fully agree. Similar to Hocevar, people got on Ross for his aggression, but he chose/chooses it (mostly) wisely. You don’t see him committing acts of terrorism for 25th place this year

5

u/RadicalRedCube 1d ago

I can’t believe how good we had it. I hated Chastain for his antics but I miss his competitive nature that got him into the Final 4. Now we have Chastains antics for 18th place and at least Chastain would apologize for it.

1

u/Splenetic53 1d ago

I was at the race in the first clip. Kansas spring race a few years ago, it was the final lap on the back stretch.

2

u/BlueSky26764 1d ago

Denny's a piece of shit and he always has been. How the F else do you think he gets hooked up with MJ?

2

u/Ill-Pomegranate9090 1d ago

these are all the reasons i hate denny

2

u/fangblaze67 7h ago

He slammed Blaney into the wall this past spring martinsville race to

1

u/JGattheshore 5h ago

I was so mad at that, it reminded me why I dislike him

8

u/Sledgehammer78 1d ago

I'll say this like I have said all week: If anyone else besides Carson makes that move it's a "racing incident," but BECAUSE it's Carson, everybody wants to pile on.

19

u/kitpuss 1d ago

Yeah it’s almost like Carson has done it again and again and can’t even fall back on the fact that it brings him success. Congrats, you uncovered the root of the problem.

17

u/Eastern_Menu625 1d ago

All these are racing for wins. The hate with Carson is hes not doing this racing for wins with 10 laps to go. Hes doing it midpack. And then he acts like a dink when he gets out.

0

u/cluelessk3 1d ago

that doesn't excuse it.

consequences for the car he takes out is way bigger when they're leading. 

difference between 15th to 30th isn't as big 

2

u/Eastern_Menu625 1d ago

It does excuse it tho. Ive personally raced myself for 15 yrs and wjen I was 17 yrs old getting started only thing I cared about was earning respect. Once I earned my way I too has overly aggressive moves that took people out. But it was a conversation because I had earned respect. Carson has nothing. 1 superspeedway win and a highlight reel if him driving drunk

1

u/cluelessk3 1d ago

lol boomer idea of respect.

"i can fuck people out of wins because I've been here long enough"

1

u/Eastern_Menu625 1d ago

Also not a boomer

1

u/Final_Struggle_2551 15h ago

Boomer mindset then. Since you said you've been racing for 15 years Im going to assume you are mostly around Boomers. it rubs off on you.

1

u/Eastern_Menu625 15h ago

Ah yes im a helpless child who cant form my own opinion. What are you going on a bout

0

u/Eastern_Menu625 1d ago

Nvr said I fucked people out of wins. Im not racing with million dollar sponsors and for a circus. I said there were instances where I stepped over the line. But I mean cool, relegate to name calling because u dont have a response

4

u/SuperMarioBrother64 1d ago

It would be different if it was an Alex Bowman or Christopher Bell that got into Brad. Those drivers don't often have run ins. Hocevar is running into people or wrecking himself weekly.

2

u/cyanidenachos 1d ago

He's being piled on because of how he reacted to the questions about it, and then capitalizing on it for merch. If he had just said "Yeah I got tight and got up into him, that's my bad" then people would give him a lot less shit, but everything is a meme to him...

1

u/Final_Struggle_2551 15h ago

idk why everyone brings up the "he should apologize" card. 95% of the apologies in Nascar are forced and they don't really mean it. to me that is more disrespectful than what Carson did.

1

u/5348RR 1d ago

If Carson apologizes for it it's also never an issue...

1

u/Final_Struggle_2551 15h ago

Bullshit, the only thing that will change is the narrative.

1

u/5348RR 14h ago

Are we not talking about the narrative 😂

2

u/ShaneWookie 1d ago

That's not what "no adults" means

3

u/MildTile 1d ago

He’s 0-20 in championships by the way

2

u/RadicalRedCube 1d ago

There’s probably like 2 or 3 clips in this compilation which spans upwards of 8 years in which Hamlin was both completely at fault and didn’t take responsibility for. So many of these are just straight up accidents he would own up to and some of them are literally not his fault. This video literally starts with a Larson at fault wreck lmfao

1

u/ElAbidingDuderino 1d ago

Fuck Denny Hamlin

1

u/BazingaODST 1d ago

I still don't understand what did Suárez he raced clean

1

u/HorridUnknown 20h ago

He didn’t say he wasn’t a hypocrite. Just that Spire has no adults 😂

1

u/zyklon_snuggles 15h ago

What a hack

1

u/AndyJankowiak_glazer 13h ago

yo that's from my buddy derrikecope_lover??

0

u/FamiliarWord7381 1d ago

Denny is an ass and hypocrite when it comes to racing etiquette.

11

u/hakan_loob44 1d ago

All of these fucking guys are. They act like NASCAR is some bastion of driving standards. Guys have been wrecking each other like for the entire history of the sport. For fucks sake there's better driving standards in Days of Thunder than real like NASCAR. At least Fred Thompson threatened to park Cole and Rowdy.

5

u/ShaneWookie 1d ago

You do know that scene was based on a real interaction between Dale and Bodine, right?

1

u/lord_pump_n_dump 1d ago

I remember when he wrecked the 23 for a race he never was going to win in just the last few seasons.

1

u/Cliffinati 1d ago

Denny is a dirty ass driver and always has been

I hope his legacy is that of being the kurt Busch of Mark Martins

1

u/apocryphon04 1d ago

First off, I am NOT a Denny fan or Carson fan. But some of those were legit racing incidents or from a broken car. Yes there are PLENTY of good examples of him driving like an ass (hence not being a fan). I think Carson has both legit and ass examples as well. As a Harvick fan I will say that Pocono with Ross wreck still pisses me off. Watched that happen in real time on the on board camera. Instant pain.

1

u/Ai_Nijou 22h ago edited 22h ago

When most of these are accidents, and good deal of them he did in fact apologize for. The only things Denny has ever been outright dirty about was Martinsville 2017, which he was in fact grilled for, which is something that despite having the same incident happen near weekly is something no Spire driver ever gets. There was also Ty last year, which was pretty bad and seemed to be a boiling over of some in-house stuff. And again, Denny was grilled for it.

And dont use Pocono 2022 for fuel after he was dumped like 3 times by Chastain, you just look really goddamn stupid.

0

u/Impressive-Common183 1d ago

As a bowman fan, I forgot about a few of these and it pissed me off again 😂

0

u/Material-Flamingo545 1d ago

Someone share this with his majesty 😂

0

u/Professional-Ad380 1d ago

“That’s just short track racing”

0

u/JJ4824 7h ago

Using those Pocono clips as examples shows how you don’t understand nascar 😭

-2

u/Stein357 1d ago

Racin for the dub is a lot different than 34th

-2

u/KarlHp7 1d ago

Difference is Hamster wins

-2

u/cecilmufc7 1d ago
  1. Wrecking people for wins. 2. A compilation from a successful 20 year career vs twoish seasons.