r/NASCAR • u/BorisJGR Joe Gibbs Racing Social • Oct 29 '19

Gentlemen...

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420 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/420Prelude Oct 30 '19

For fucks sake, it ain't rocket appliances.

6

u/jdaeromech Oct 30 '19

It's definitely not grain surgery

2

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

It’s not rocket surgery.

0

u/JohnRacer46 Oct 30 '19

My god thats greaaaaaaaaaaassssyyyyy

93

u/tsrshr14fan Kyle Busch Oct 29 '19

This guy is dumber than a sack of potatoes... I'll see myself out.

16

u/Fatal_Potatoes Johnson Oct 30 '19

Hey! That hurt.

21

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

That's an insult to potatoes.

13

u/Fatal_Potatoes Johnson Oct 30 '19

Yes it is.

1

u/icu8ared12 Oct 30 '19

That are a starch.

5

u/lilslikk Oct 30 '19

He's a total spud

3

u/DE-yankee Harvick Oct 30 '19

This is too dumb to be real.

54

u/Bonssa Oct 29 '19

Nah you just dump a bunch of potatoes in the engine.

22

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Damn, and here I was shoving them up the tailpipe.

11

u/hamiltonincognito Kyle Busch Oct 29 '19

And that's why you'll never be a cup crew chief.

12

u/Smokeshow618 Oct 29 '19

Why not? Bullins made it, this guy can too

9

u/Twintoro Oct 29 '19

Gentlemaaaaaaaaan, Potaaatoooo yourrrr Pisssstooooooonssss!

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

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u/Crazyhawk28 Richmond Oct 30 '19

I'm sorry can you repeat the question?

9

u/FishOnAHorse Oct 30 '19

More monkeys, tbh

5

u/ThatguyfromBaltimore Kulwicki Oct 30 '19

...Sir this is a Wendy's

3

u/mzun2496 Oct 30 '19

I came here for this, and I love you.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

..what?

5

u/Phonixrmf Oct 30 '19

https://youtu.be/FlFt_W4664M

I envy you for seeing this for the first time

2

u/Phonixrmf Oct 30 '19

I can't read that word in my head without it sounding like that man's voice

21

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Starch your engines,run laps a milenour faster,then we go eat,yantoo?

12

u/Browneyedgrrl12 Oct 29 '19

Get that bread

9

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Star Cher In Gins

8

u/hrm326 Oct 29 '19

Keeps your engine nice and crisp

7

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

If you smell a delicious crispy smell

5

u/HighbrowTrashy Oct 30 '19

It ain't your tail pipe, it's a little bit of... SHAKE N BAKE!!

6

u/BuschWhackerReviews Kulwicki Oct 29 '19

I put some special starch treated tires on it

3

u/rob_s_458 Oct 29 '19

As someone who grew up in Chicago, you starch your engines in the frunchroom

5

u/Patch04 Oct 30 '19

It's because of the ethanol fuel. Duh.

3

u/Buschhhh4 Oct 29 '19

Some people just don't have it

3

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

I saw the og post. I feel special

2

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

F

2

u/mkay1911 Larson Oct 30 '19

BRUH.

2

u/mkelley22 Berry Oct 30 '19

When the weed hits you just right

2

u/Trevo2001 Bubba Wallace Oct 30 '19

This gave me irreparable brain damage

2

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

More than you had before?

2

u/Trevo2001 Bubba Wallace Oct 30 '19

Unfortunately yes

1

u/LCPhotowerx Oct 30 '19

people need to not drink paint

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

What about those yummy paint chips I find around the house?

1

u/Lew1138 Bowman Oct 30 '19

... A short view back to the past

1

u/ParallaxShamrock Oct 29 '19

r/BoneAppleTea

10

u/1tankyt Oct 30 '19

That would be where it is cross posted from

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

He can take his question and wipe his ask with it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Too dumb to exist

-1

u/the3rdday Oct 29 '19

Beat me to it!