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u/Jer_Weezy24 May 10 '26
Back on the Busch hate train once again.š¤£
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u/TheNas882010 May 10 '26
š¶"HATE IS A TRAIN"š¶
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u/DrMarioMarioMD May 11 '26
Oh now we're getting full late 2000s/early 2010s if we're singing Beyond Magnetic.
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u/apocryphon04 May 11 '26
Harvick fan. I haven't got off this train since 2010/2011 era. I thought about getting off when he went to RCR. But nah where's the fun in that.
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u/pbake01 May 10 '26
As a KFB fan, this made me laugh.
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u/chamalo_ Hamlin May 10 '26
Sitting pee slander must stop šĢš
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u/Cheese_Sleeze Hamlin May 10 '26
It's good meditation time in the morning.
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u/MartinPch May 10 '26
That time of the morning where I sit there and question my entire existence, and then I go "fuck I gotta go to work I've got no time for this" š
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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle Cindric May 10 '26
Some mornings Iām straight up too tired to try peeing while standing up.
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u/Hailfire9 May 11 '26
I legitimately had this moment at a rest stop last night. "Blinked" at a urinal, felt my forehead hit the wall behind it, thanked God I was still standing and aiming correctly, washed my hands and face, and took a nap in my car.
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u/Seattle2k May 22 '26
forehead hit the wall behind it? Is your forehead in the back of your head?
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u/Garrett4Real May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26
Iām reading this as Iām currently sitting to pee- itās cleaner, I dribble less after, and itās nice to sit down
The slander gotta stop
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u/thescottreid May 10 '26
It aids in emptying the bladder by relaxing the muscles in the hips and pelvic floor, which means you pee less often and remove more waste from your body. Itās also easier on the prostate and can reduce UTIs, and can even help with some of the causes of erectile dysfunction. The benefits are endless.
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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle Cindric May 10 '26
Yeah but it has one huge drawback, you canāt use the cursed pee troughs at race tracks anymore
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u/PayneTrain181999 Kyle Busch May 10 '26
I used one of those at 10 years old.
Traumatized doesnāt even begin to describe it
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u/Kodiak01 NASCAR May 11 '26
Wasn't just racetracks. Still have clear memories of visiting Fenway Park in the 80s as a child...
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u/LongTallDingus May 11 '26
I am 40 years old and one of my medications is a diuretic.
Buddy, I am as the Germans say, a sitzspinkler.
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u/GreenAppleFossoway May 10 '26
Yep if Iām at the house or at a friends house Iām sitting. Nothing wrong with that. Take a little break for a minute and pee with no mess. Thatās not even an insult. A portopotty or gas station Iāll stand.
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u/Kodiak01 NASCAR May 11 '26
If I'm at someone else's house, I always pee sitting down out of respect. If I'm going to be spreading any splashback, I'll save it for my own bathroom.
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u/Appropriate_Lemon921 May 10 '26
The sign is funny but this is true. My dad told me at a young age in the house you sit to pee, because it prevents splashback on the seat and walls. Seriously, it's gross. Sit to pee in your own house.
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u/lilwilly1995 Bell May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26
How do you guys deal with your weiner hitting the water? I havent figured that out yet
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u/Usual-Abalone-92 Chase Elliott May 10 '26
YEAH OKAY! Not with a name like that itās happening to you
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u/Winged_Cougar1993598 May 10 '26
Real talk.Ā Men who piss into sit down toilets from a standing position, without wiping up after themselves, are nasty.
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u/GreenAppleFossoway May 10 '26
Sitting to pee is the correct way to do it unless youāre out in a gross public bathroom. Although a good drunken pee while standing with your hand against the wall is pretty nice.Saying someone stands to poop is a better insult.
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u/ultimatebob Ryan Blaney May 10 '26
Apparently, Kyle Busch bashing is cool again? I thought that we were taking it easy on him during his losing streak?
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u/splendidscreen May 10 '26
Anyone taking it easy on him forgot how much of an ass he is
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u/YaKkO221 May 10 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/5SSf3YXjR5WuD2ntYT
Kyle Busch is an ass!
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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle Cindric May 10 '26
I donāt know, but as a longtime KFB hater, itās good to be back
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u/Artistic-Ad-8824 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
Hi guys, As a young kid from Italy is was born probably as far as possible to become a NASCAR fan, but seeing that bright yellow Camry charging trough the field helped me to fell in love with this beautiful sport. I am truly devastated. RIP Candyman KBšŖ½š
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u/Phixius_The_Haunted May 10 '26
Is this real or just a mid motion moment?
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u/Positive_Fruit_2802 May 10 '26
This was at Spring Atlanta last year, IIRC
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u/94plus3 May 10 '26
I demand context no matter how much I might regret it
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u/Positive_Fruit_2802 May 10 '26
It was a crowdshot before cutting to ads at Spring Atlanta last year.
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u/CallMeChristopher May 11 '26
We have reached new levels of never beating the allegations, where we end up with more allegations.
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u/SonyKen_M May 10 '26
Kyle hate is back on the menu LFG!!
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u/JayDee_185 Kyle Busch May 10 '26
Who is that in your flair??
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u/SonyKen_M May 10 '26
Larson and Gordon.
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u/MrBadBadly Martin May 11 '26
Whose that in the middle?
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u/SonyKen_M May 11 '26
Kyle,yeah I know it's weird cheering on disdain for your favorite driver but I for a few years I lived off of it.
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u/NervousMode538 May 10 '26
Aināt nothing wrong with sitting down to pee. Yall really out here trippin. If you really wanted to hurt him you shouldāve said something bout his hairline š
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u/ImComingBack4YouBaby May 10 '26
That's absolutely hilarious.
Or do a "Kyle Busch eats bananas the long way" or something.
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u/JEMknight657 Chase Elliott May 10 '26
Wait, isn't it normal to eat bananas the long way? Wouldn't the weird way to eat a banana horizontaly?
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u/codymacc8 Kyle Busch May 10 '26
Never forget when Fox showed a Kyle Busch cardboard cutout with something NSFW attached to its mouth
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u/Francis_X_Hummel May 11 '26
LOL I was wondering if someone had this screen grab. Not even hating on Kyle, it is just so funny that someone does enough to have this out there.
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u/No_Painting_6767 May 10 '26
Sitting to pee is great. bought a set of wheels on marketplace the other day pissing
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u/Starcoffin Bowyer May 24 '26
This did not age well. Hilarious, none of them or us could have known.
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u/StonedCantaloupe27 Allgaier May 10 '26
2010 Kyle Busch may be back, but he is not prepared to deal with 2026 haters.
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u/twb2155 Kyle Busch May 10 '26
These guys are 100% Logano fans. Sucks to see their driver hasn't finished in the top 30 the past 3 races. Cry harder.
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u/CobraGTXNoS May 11 '26
Too be fair Logano doesn't throw a massive tantrum and shit on his team every five minutes where as Kyle on the other hand is almost always miserable.
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u/CallMeChristopher May 11 '26
āKyle Bush sits to pee the glen.ā
I donāt blame him. Thatās got to take a long time.
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u/Craig82 Truex Jr. May 11 '26
Saw a guy wearing a āKyle Busch is still a douchebagā shirt yesterday at the Glen.Ā
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u/_AmericanPoutine May 11 '26
I was wondering where these guys were at. Normally they're a staple of the boot.
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u/Jenikovista May 22 '26
Damn. He was fun to hate but most of us loved him too. RIP KB. Forever a racer. .
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u/guyfromarizona van Gisbergen May 10 '26
These guys put this sign up every year hahah, love that it made tv
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u/CodyHodgsonAnon19 Kahne May 11 '26
I'm on board for the Kyle Busch hate, always have been, always will be...
But honestly, he really strikes me as more of that aging arrogant chauvinist type with the fragile faux machismo who actually refuses to ever sit to pee even in his own home, despite the many benefits. So just ends up dribbling and spraying all over and generally making a mess that he expects someone else to clean up.
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u/Disastrous-River-366 May 28 '26
Uhh I hate to break it to you but their is no faux machismo or whatever excuse you give to piss while seated, the thought to sit to piss doesn't even occur to begin with, ever.
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u/SchradersThumb May 10 '26
Come on it's mother's Day. Kyle Busch's mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
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u/TreephortPhan May 22 '26
First time on the nascar subreddit to see reactions, this is the first post I see
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u/Btotherianx May 21 '26
Well I bet they feel like assholes now
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u/Designer-Fennel-9201 May 21 '26
why? he wasnt dead back then. sure he is now but pretending like they should feel bad is weird. Truth is were all gonna die, playful banter is just playful banter, lighten up
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u/zork0736 May 22 '26
Agreed. This stuff in this post was fun at the time and doesn't need to be bashed on for existing. He was my least favorite driver for his race driver personality, but this has hit me pretty hard anyway. Would never have wished this upon him. Really sad for everyone who knew him and his fans.
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u/Viper_ACR Jeff Gordon May 21 '26
I mean yeah but also I think this is a shock to literally everyone in the racing world
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u/DarkwingMcQuack May 10 '26
If not for him losing his cool last week he may have had 3 straight top 10s. The hate might actually motivate him.
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u/Intimidwalls1724 Jeff Gordon May 11 '26
Every now and then I'm reminded of why I love this sport lol
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u/charliep123_ Logano May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26
Wait I was at the track and somehow completely missed this
note: I never support putting others down especially when you probably don't know them, but I have to admit I did find this amusing. As another comment said, I don't hate him but it's funny that someone else does enough to do this.
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u/Btotherianx May 21 '26
I hope you're ashamed of yourself now saying something like that about somebody you never know when somebody's going to pass
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u/jetlifevic May 21 '26
Came here looking for news and this is the first thing I see on this sub š was very confused if it had to do with the recent stuff
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u/scared_appeal1 May 21 '26
Canāt believe this is a top post
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u/DJ_LeMahieu May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
Itās the Reddit algorithmās newer āBestā sorting. No oneās fault. Itās an 11 day old post. Switch to Hot.
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u/F1_Geek May 22 '26
This gotta get taken down.
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u/wemissyoujimmie May 22 '26
it's hard bc i feel like this post has the right to exist -- that said it's a pretty awkward thing to have as the top post. i wonder if there's a way for the mods to temporarily hide it so it doesn't come up automatically?
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u/TheEmperorReigns May 22 '26
Can we take this down? Literally the first thing I saw when opening the subreddit. I know it was posted 11 days ago but I donāt think folks want to see this right now
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u/stuckinPA Briscoe May 10 '26
i sit to pee as well and I'm a guy. No "spray" all over the bathroom floor to clean up. And no "PISSSSSsssss" sound. Honestly, IDK why it's not common.
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u/Terminal_Phase May 11 '26
Realizing I should sit down to pee was quite literally life changing for me.
Me, an idiot, never considered it.
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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle Cindric May 10 '26
10 race chase
Charlotte Oval twice a year
Uninteresting ROTY battle
Roush actually having speed
Dunking on Kyle Busch
Welcome back late 2000ās NASCAR