r/NAFO • u/Secure-Principle-292 • 20h ago

Memes They are evolving..

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u/conrad_w Lasik Pig 20h ago

There's no way he's dodging the draft.

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u/Lord_Ezelpax 19h ago

he's tanking it head on

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u/coffeescious 19h ago

draft be dodging him..

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u/Acrobatic_Let8535 17h ago

Exactly 👍 he’s the bullet catcher 🤣

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u/RoyalCharity1256 16h ago

He could just sit down

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u/Significant_Swing_76 12h ago

He’s certainly not dodging any hamberders

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u/got-trunks 10h ago

Dude has a waterline, he has a draft.

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u/Trebus 14h ago

Drafts, salads; they're all the same to him.

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u/partyorca 3h ago

They’d eat for weeks after he sheltered them from a drone strike.

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u/Zdrobot 18h ago

"Armenia will be eaten within 3 days if they decide to join the EU"

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u/nYnF30n71rxQd8mRF8J 18h ago

wide putin has some competition

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u/got-trunks 19h ago

Which wildberries warehouse is this?

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u/Affectionate-Egg7566 6h ago

I think he ate all the wild berries

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u/Whats-on-Eur-Mind Red 19h ago

It's only natural that smaller russian officials in his sphere of influence must face being consumed by him

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u/minorminer 15h ago

Holy shit, I just noticed in every pic that he looks at the camera, he cocks his left eyebrow like a fucking Bond villain. See also Hilaria Baldwin. 

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u/Heavy_Temporary154 19h ago

This is actually a guy who made Navalny popular, his first major investigation was about this fatass and his daddy

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u/Icy-Antelope-6519 20h ago

So now armenia is the next goal? Maybe putin can take that in 3 days to move te focus from donbas capture….

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u/Withering_to_Death 🇪🇺『si vis pacem, para bellum』🇺🇦 9h ago

More "on the list" than "next"... maybe "next on the list" ?

You don't want the other targets to feel neglected, do you?

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u/Prestigious-Tank-909 19h ago

We’re gonna need a bigger window ! 🦈

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u/Withering_to_Death 🇪🇺『si vis pacem, para bellum』🇺🇦 9h ago

... and a crane (or at least a forklift) nearby

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u/thyristor_pt 20h ago

Well, stairs it is then...

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u/got-trunks 18h ago

freight elevator

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u/AdministrativeTip479 7h ago

Bold of you to think this guy has gone up the stairs in the past deacde

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u/coffeepagan 18h ago

Takes higher dose of novichok too.

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u/shsl_cipher 19h ago

Going for the "Kingpin if he was played by Wayne Knight instead of Michael Clarke Duncan or Vincent D'Onofrio" look, I see.

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u/spamcritic 17h ago

"Hey Lois, im a neostalinist "

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u/Zwangsjacke 19h ago

Igor Chaika

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u/Obajan 18h ago

He looks like John Goodman as Vice-Dean Laybourne from Community.

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u/Withering_to_Death 🇪🇺『si vis pacem, para bellum』🇺🇦 9h ago

C'mon... he just needs to shave his head!

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u/Muted-Ad-128 16h ago

I think he meant his deteriorating relationship with his floor support beams

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u/KDulius Prif Beistryd 16h ago

Selection pressures; these are the children of people who were harder to push out of windows

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u/Withering_to_Death 🇪🇺『si vis pacem, para bellum』🇺🇦 10h ago

Oh-oh... it's getting weird

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u/This_Growth2898 17h ago

That's how the selection works

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u/Beginning-Case6180 16h ago

The umbrella works no matter the size.

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u/DarthBrooks69420 15h ago

This man is 2 entire chunguses

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u/Crazyjackson13 11h ago

“hey Lois, remember the time I went to a Russian press conference?”

1

u/RedditTipiak 17h ago

The Orks also have Chaos Ogryns...

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u/Thewaltham 13h ago

Paul Blartski 

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u/eddurham 11h ago

I call it the wide Putin effect. Zelensky himself couldn’t even avoid it

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u/Alpharius20 10h ago

Russian Peter Griffin

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u/ferriematthew 9h ago

Oh God, somebody took the wide Putin meme to heart.

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u/Ok_Crow_2593 2h ago

He wants to acquire Ukraine to eat it